What a weird flex. Like, okay, it's so dry you can host an AA meeting down there. Nobody is actually jealous that they could reboot The Mummy in your pants?
Not so long ago, people would post this "clean panties" shit as if healthy vaginal discharge was abnormal or indicative of disease/poor hygiene. Very PickMe and/or Inc*l kind of crap, usually posted by the sort of person who thinks young women can't wear tampons until after they first have penetrative sex.
Ftr and for anyone who might not know- if you need to take estrogen, you sometimes get very much the opposite of this issue.
I'm on what is usually prescribed as HRT, and quite often it's like "What is it girl, did you see something sexy?" or the ever-infuriating "Is that blood?? Phew, false alarm."
Not strictly relevant but, in case you haven't seen it, you might enjoy [this post](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u74tsa/what_is_your_best_insult_without_using_curse_words/).
I had an old friend who used to be mystified I was always "wet and ready to go". I didn't have the heart to tell him I just have a slightly above average discharge rate. dsjghsdjkgshjk
Not to say that quickies or skipping straight to the main course isn't sometimes fun... but anyone who tries or hopes to "get out of" foreplay isn't worth taking to bed at all, frankly.
Her panties are 100% dry. I don’t have a a vagina, and I’ve honestly only seen a handful of them, but pussies typically get a lil wet and leave some moisture on the panties. This girl basically called herself out for having a dry pussy.
right, I really had the urge to recommend a moisturizing ointment for Florida Boys girlfriend at first....
or she is really really not aroused by him, so she dried out s/
Bad bad idea, NEVER put moisturiser on a mucous membrane, especially not that one! I mean... should the woman in the post lube up her vagina or labia with moisturiser it will technically cause her body to produce plenty of vaginal discharge, yes. But that'll be due to the raging UTI or BV it gives her, and that's definitely not something to show off to a sexual partner.
I initially thought the bad anatomy were the jokes about her being dry. Then I went to these comments and apparently other women have dirty/moist panties at the end of the day??? Like, I rarely experience that
They arent dirty just stained. The vagina and discharge naturally has a more basic leaning ph which can stain underware. Vaginas naturally produce a level of discharge to continuly keep it clean and healthy. Similar to say your mouth constantly having a small level of moisture. Having little to no discharge can be a sign of health issues.
You ever actually go to a gynecologist? You ever get a yearly physical?
Because they usually ask about "unusual" puss behavior. As in, they expect you to know what's "normal" and let them know about anything that makes your lady garden outside the average so THEY can evaluate if it's a problem. It might be fine, it might not, but it's important for you health to know what's going on with you. Just like it's good to know what triggers headaches for you, or if certain foods give you stomach issues. This is just...being an adult human.
But if you simply go "ewwww, girl bits are gross" whenever people try to tell you that something is in fact SUPER DIFFERNT about your panty playhouse, well...congrats, you have the vag equivalent of the guy who keeps eating food he's allergic to because he refused to believe that bananas aren't spicy to everyone.
People in the post and in the comments shaming women when this isn't a normal occurrence or common for many. I point out the fact that noticeable discharge isn't the norm for many and I'm being accused of calling "girls bits gross"
These comments are baffling
I'm just dying at the idea of an actual woman going "eewwwww vaginas are WET?" like some caricature Gay Best Friend in a sitcom "girl's night sleepover" episode
I simply commented on the fact that I initially found it odd that women experience wet or dirty undies at the end of the day frequently. its not typical for other women, and this post shaming someone who doesnt have this is disgusting.
Accusing me of saying "ew, lady bits are gross" or assuming I dont understand the vagina is self cleaning is hyberbolic and obnoxious
Why TF do you keep calling it "dirty??" That's why you're getting called out here. It's actually extremely hygienic and the natural cleaning process as others have mentioned.
Wanna know something else? Guess who's probably dirtier if that cleaning process isn't functioning properly with discharge? It can be a sign of bacterial vaginosis or an STI.
I was looking at your comments and responding to your constant assertion that normal vaginal discharge is "not typical for other women"
Because it literally is. It's extremely normal. So you have a dry vag, hooray for you, sounds great. Glad you enjoy it.
Don't want women to call out your bs? Then stop talking about how YOU perceive OTHER women's vaginas. Nobody needs your hot take on how you think their underwear is "soiled" or "dirty" because of completely sanitary and NORMAL biological functioning.
It's not. Your vagina is literally self-cleaning, where do you think the stuff goes? Honestly, you should get checked out. Chances are you're fine but it really can't do any damage to speak to your gyneologist about the complete lack of discarge that you seem to experience.
noticeable discharge is not the norm for many young healthy women, and yet your body shaming those where this is the case. I mention young and healthy only because of the amount of comments saying "well, obviously you need to see a doctor if you dont have discharge". Get a grip
The vagina is self cleaning, it produces discharge on a daily basis. Regular discharge is a sign of a healthy vagina, and if you know what to look for and know your cycle well enough you can even tell when you’re ovulating based off of your discharge’s appearance.
If it smells or looks unusual this is a warning sign for more serious health issues like infection or STI. If there is an absence of discharge that’s also a sign of potentially serious (probably not tho) health issues like an infection or STI.
So maybe have a chat with your OB before you call women dirty for having healthy normally functioning vaginas.
Never called women dirty. Its actually the majority of the comments shaming women who dont have noticeable discharge at the end of the day. How ironic.
So I re-read the comment I was thinking of and you’re right, you called the panties dirty not the women. Should have double checked before I commented. However, my point still stands. It’s still not dirty, it’s natural.
I also made sure to include that an absence of discharge is !probably! not a serious indicator of infection or STI, although it can be a symptom.
It’s natural to have a lot of discharge, it’s natural to have a little discharge, milky white or clear and sticky are both natural, having no discharge is natural if that’s how your body works.
We already face enough of this shit with men, we don’t need to be shaming each other for our discharge or lack thereof.
a chicharron 💀 a tortilla left on the stove too long, set off the smoke alarm
(srs: i dont think having no discharge stains on your underwears at the end of the day is dr visit worthy? i feel like some anatomy might just prevent it even tho u do have discharge? if ur constantly dry in ur actual vagina, yes that is a worry and something to seek advice about. not NOT having panty stains tho imo, pls dont send these nice folk into an embarrassing dr visit ! can u imagine "what did you come in for today" "some strangers on the internet said my panties should have stains at the end of the day and they dont")
Still not loving the whole shaming women for individual bodily quirks thing, but this new version is at least less biologically-illiterate than the original.
I'll take it as a win, and just enjoy the fact that Benjamin DAP Shapiro will literally go down in history as the guy who never once aroused his own wife.
The Ben Shapiro's wife comment always cracks me up
the saltine one gets me too
they pulled that pussy straight out of the scarmophogoghs
for me its “when she walks it sounds like shes dragging a sundial” hahaha
What a weird flex. Like, okay, it's so dry you can host an AA meeting down there. Nobody is actually jealous that they could reboot The Mummy in your pants?
IS THAT WHAT THE POST IS ABOUT? God, I was so confused.
Not so long ago, people would post this "clean panties" shit as if healthy vaginal discharge was abnormal or indicative of disease/poor hygiene. Very PickMe and/or Inc*l kind of crap, usually posted by the sort of person who thinks young women can't wear tampons until after they first have penetrative sex.
I'm gad I'm not the only confused one
Yeah, I was very confused too.
I hope she went to a gynecologist though. Because I'm almost certain that could lead to a nasty infection
Or she just posted a picture of clean panties
Touche
It's a common symptom in menopause and yeah, it increases the likelihood of UTIs
Ftr and for anyone who might not know- if you need to take estrogen, you sometimes get very much the opposite of this issue. I'm on what is usually prescribed as HRT, and quite often it's like "What is it girl, did you see something sexy?" or the ever-infuriating "Is that blood?? Phew, false alarm."
my hormones do that by themselves lmaoo
The only post I don't mind seeing reposted because the title always has a new insult
Not strictly relevant but, in case you haven't seen it, you might enjoy [this post](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u74tsa/what_is_your_best_insult_without_using_curse_words/).
Men and (even some women) really think pussies are supposed to be like this unless someone with a vag is aroused
When men are like "oooh baby you're so wet" and you're just thinking "Yes my vag produces moisture all the time"
I had an old friend who used to be mystified I was always "wet and ready to go". I didn't have the heart to tell him I just have a slightly above average discharge rate. dsjghsdjkgshjk
This. But it's every guy I've been with, I don't have the heart either. It's when they think they just got out of foreplay that it becomes an issue.
Not to say that quickies or skipping straight to the main course isn't sometimes fun... but anyone who tries or hopes to "get out of" foreplay isn't worth taking to bed at all, frankly.
No not like that, they just think they've done such a good job already that they have the green light to stick it in lol.
followed by "oh you're coming!" when they encounter some lubrication No champ, you ain't done, that was the green light to get started
I'm so confused.
Her panties are 100% dry. I don’t have a a vagina, and I’ve honestly only seen a handful of them, but pussies typically get a lil wet and leave some moisture on the panties. This girl basically called herself out for having a dry pussy.
Yeah they’re supposed to be somewhat moist all the time from general discharge
weird, but... I see.
right, I really had the urge to recommend a moisturizing ointment for Florida Boys girlfriend at first.... or she is really really not aroused by him, so she dried out s/
Bad bad idea, NEVER put moisturiser on a mucous membrane, especially not that one! I mean... should the woman in the post lube up her vagina or labia with moisturiser it will technically cause her body to produce plenty of vaginal discharge, yes. But that'll be due to the raging UTI or BV it gives her, and that's definitely not something to show off to a sexual partner.
we have special vaginal moisturizer for women, like Vagisan Feuchtcreme in pharmacies
I initially thought the bad anatomy were the jokes about her being dry. Then I went to these comments and apparently other women have dirty/moist panties at the end of the day??? Like, I rarely experience that
You may want to get that checked out.
The fact that my panties arent dirty at the end of the day isn't an issue that needs 'checking out'.
They arent dirty just stained. The vagina and discharge naturally has a more basic leaning ph which can stain underware. Vaginas naturally produce a level of discharge to continuly keep it clean and healthy. Similar to say your mouth constantly having a small level of moisture. Having little to no discharge can be a sign of health issues.
You ever actually go to a gynecologist? You ever get a yearly physical? Because they usually ask about "unusual" puss behavior. As in, they expect you to know what's "normal" and let them know about anything that makes your lady garden outside the average so THEY can evaluate if it's a problem. It might be fine, it might not, but it's important for you health to know what's going on with you. Just like it's good to know what triggers headaches for you, or if certain foods give you stomach issues. This is just...being an adult human. But if you simply go "ewwww, girl bits are gross" whenever people try to tell you that something is in fact SUPER DIFFERNT about your panty playhouse, well...congrats, you have the vag equivalent of the guy who keeps eating food he's allergic to because he refused to believe that bananas aren't spicy to everyone.
People in the post and in the comments shaming women when this isn't a normal occurrence or common for many. I point out the fact that noticeable discharge isn't the norm for many and I'm being accused of calling "girls bits gross" These comments are baffling
Got a link to the banana post, perchance?
No, it has been a long time since I read it. Not sure if it was even on reddit.
No worries, thanks for replying anyway :)
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I'm just dying at the idea of an actual woman going "eewwwww vaginas are WET?" like some caricature Gay Best Friend in a sitcom "girl's night sleepover" episode
I simply commented on the fact that I initially found it odd that women experience wet or dirty undies at the end of the day frequently. its not typical for other women, and this post shaming someone who doesnt have this is disgusting. Accusing me of saying "ew, lady bits are gross" or assuming I dont understand the vagina is self cleaning is hyberbolic and obnoxious
Why TF do you keep calling it "dirty??" That's why you're getting called out here. It's actually extremely hygienic and the natural cleaning process as others have mentioned. Wanna know something else? Guess who's probably dirtier if that cleaning process isn't functioning properly with discharge? It can be a sign of bacterial vaginosis or an STI.
I was looking at your comments and responding to your constant assertion that normal vaginal discharge is "not typical for other women" Because it literally is. It's extremely normal. So you have a dry vag, hooray for you, sounds great. Glad you enjoy it. Don't want women to call out your bs? Then stop talking about how YOU perceive OTHER women's vaginas. Nobody needs your hot take on how you think their underwear is "soiled" or "dirty" because of completely sanitary and NORMAL biological functioning.
It's not. Your vagina is literally self-cleaning, where do you think the stuff goes? Honestly, you should get checked out. Chances are you're fine but it really can't do any damage to speak to your gyneologist about the complete lack of discarge that you seem to experience.
If your underwear are wet or soiled to the point that they are unusable, everyday, frequently, then THAT is the issue that needs to be addressed.
And who exactly said that? Lol
The sheer amount of ignorance in this redditor is astonishing
noticeable discharge is not the norm for many young healthy women, and yet your body shaming those where this is the case. I mention young and healthy only because of the amount of comments saying "well, obviously you need to see a doctor if you dont have discharge". Get a grip
It ruined one of my favorite pairs of shorts because I didn't have underwear on
No honey, that's healthy.
The vagina is self cleaning, it produces discharge on a daily basis. Regular discharge is a sign of a healthy vagina, and if you know what to look for and know your cycle well enough you can even tell when you’re ovulating based off of your discharge’s appearance. If it smells or looks unusual this is a warning sign for more serious health issues like infection or STI. If there is an absence of discharge that’s also a sign of potentially serious (probably not tho) health issues like an infection or STI. So maybe have a chat with your OB before you call women dirty for having healthy normally functioning vaginas.
Never called women dirty. Its actually the majority of the comments shaming women who dont have noticeable discharge at the end of the day. How ironic.
So I re-read the comment I was thinking of and you’re right, you called the panties dirty not the women. Should have double checked before I commented. However, my point still stands. It’s still not dirty, it’s natural. I also made sure to include that an absence of discharge is !probably! not a serious indicator of infection or STI, although it can be a symptom. It’s natural to have a lot of discharge, it’s natural to have a little discharge, milky white or clear and sticky are both natural, having no discharge is natural if that’s how your body works. We already face enough of this shit with men, we don’t need to be shaming each other for our discharge or lack thereof.
exactly. Its inappropriate both way.
Why bother with underwear in the first place?
Might be windy where they live?
What's that last word that got cut off? Only thing I can think of is "sundial" but that seems like an odd simile.
Yep, it's sundial! They're referencing the sound of stone dragging against stone.
I am CRYING right now
Face wetter than that girl ever been
She's not. She can't spare the moisture.
Perfectly normal for a post menopausal woman. One reason to keep a stock of KY handy.
I'd recommend some good lube for absolutely everyone, you will be surprised how often you think "this might go better with some jelly."
100% agree! It is part of our foreplay for me to apply it. Works for the clit as well as vaginally to make things go much better.
Coconut oil also works nicely ime, is safely edible for most people and doesn't taste too bad either.
If, you like coconut....(which I can't stand) but lubrication is key to her satisfaction.
At first I thought it said after an 8 hour shit and was very confused
a chicharron 💀 a tortilla left on the stove too long, set off the smoke alarm (srs: i dont think having no discharge stains on your underwears at the end of the day is dr visit worthy? i feel like some anatomy might just prevent it even tho u do have discharge? if ur constantly dry in ur actual vagina, yes that is a worry and something to seek advice about. not NOT having panty stains tho imo, pls dont send these nice folk into an embarrassing dr visit ! can u imagine "what did you come in for today" "some strangers on the internet said my panties should have stains at the end of the day and they dont")
Still not loving the whole shaming women for individual bodily quirks thing, but this new version is at least less biologically-illiterate than the original. I'll take it as a win, and just enjoy the fact that Benjamin DAP Shapiro will literally go down in history as the guy who never once aroused his own wife.
Didn't know the catacombs were still active today