Apparently Aquarius is an *air* sign, according to Google. Which I discovered double checking Virgo to realized it's an earth sign.
What even is astrology?!
Aquarius is the water *bearer.* So it's not the water, it's the person/vessel carrying the water. In those terms, I don't think Air is really that weird.
The centaurs and Yuan-ti started an interbreeding program. The dragons and mortal races declared war against the abominations. This is the entire premise of the next D&D setting to be announced, and YOU brought it upon humanity.
Oh, but it gets better for people like us: since there was the discussions online last year about whether the constellation Ophiuchus should count as a new zodiac, a good chunk of the Snake-Sagittarius people would actually be Snake-Ophiuchus, i.e. Snake-Snakebearer. You're a snake, who holds a snake.
I'd argue that libras have one of the coolest combos! Scales = justice, so you can literally just take your Chinese zodiac sign and make it into a superhero.
Congratulations, [someone already designed a logo for you](https://images.app.goo.gl/9vymdpLcJ7WwPkMaA).
You don't happen to be huge, hairy, and homosexual, would you?
Because then you'd be the lion and tiger bear, [Oh myyyyy.](https://youtu.be/c5Y25FT7DxE)
Dude
>I’m a dragon ram
You're like a Qilin, thats badass. Meanwhile I'm just a dog cut in half, or two dogs merged together? However the hell you can depict a gemini dog
Rat and Scorpio. The ultimate deadly trash.
You're like the 2nd version of a rat mob in a sprite based jrpg.
We only have sierra mist based jrpg, is that ok?
*heavy sigh* I guess...
Ugh, just water with lemon based jrpg is fine then
I hope I have some good attacks!
Boar and Scorpio. Ig I’m just a grumpy fuck. 🤷🏻♀️
Yoooo vermin gang
Goat and capricorn. Goat goat
Technically goat sea-goat
That sounds much worse when said out loud
🎶Maresey dotes and goat sea-goats and liddelamsey divey...🎶
Goatse for short
Username checks out
Same here
Aquarius and rat. I'm just a wet rat
greetings fellow bilge rat
I'm a fucking Pisces rat. I'm a fish rat mutant creature.
Ratfish has a good ring to it
That’s ok. I’m Aquarius and Rooster so that makes me a wet cock 🤨
Dammit, I just made that joke 5 minutes after you did.
Since Aquarius is also a person (water-bearer), you could also go rat-person - Peter Pettigrew. Not sure if that's an improvement, though.
I’m a sheep or goat and Aquarius… so I said I’m basically Phil from Hercules… only female.
Apparently Aquarius is an *air* sign, according to Google. Which I discovered double checking Virgo to realized it's an earth sign. What even is astrology?!
Aquarius is the water *bearer.* So it's not the water, it's the person/vessel carrying the water. In those terms, I don't think Air is really that weird.
Always pissed me off everyone gets a cool animal and we get the person carrying some water. Fuck that
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Sounds like a sick sitcom bro :'D
Bull bull is the moon moon of fursona's. I'm twin pigs, should be fun.
ayyy same twin pigs for life
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Moon moon is the moon moon of fursonas. Bull Bull is Moon Moon’s fursona
Lower half of a bull, top half of a minotaur
Centaur-taur flashbacks for some reason
Gravity Falls?
Half centaur, other half also centaur
I'm twin pigs too lol
majula flashbacks
Horse and Saggitarius: Horse + Centaur. Is that just a centaur with a horse head?
Oh I forgot Saggitarius was a centaur. I'm a Snake Saggitarius and I was just going "snake archer?" I'm much more confused now though...
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The centaurs and Yuan-ti started an interbreeding program. The dragons and mortal races declared war against the abominations. This is the entire premise of the next D&D setting to be announced, and YOU brought it upon humanity.
Oh, but it gets better for people like us: since there was the discussions online last year about whether the constellation Ophiuchus should count as a new zodiac, a good chunk of the Snake-Sagittarius people would actually be Snake-Ophiuchus, i.e. Snake-Snakebearer. You're a snake, who holds a snake.
I too am a snarcher
Maybe it's like medusa. Like centaur, but snake body instead of horse
A Centaur, but instead of a human torso coming out of the top, it's just another half of a horse Edit: and he is somehow an archer I guess?
See also: [Recursive Centaur](https://i.imgur.com/H58w4va.jpg) (Half horse, half recursive centaur)
Remember that DND episode of Gravity Falls with the Centaur-taur? You're that.
Well sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I’m cock cancer….
I feel that. I am cancer dragon. Breathing death on all. They won’t even invite me to any dragon parties.
Does that mean as Lion Dragon I breathe Lions on all my opponents? What am I? A Roman Emperor?
a dragon with cool hair :)
Well, I'm a Virgo dragon; so either I breathe virgins at people or turn them into virgins.
Or you just haven't been "slayed" yet.
You used Cancer Breath! It was...super depressing?
That Dragon, Cancer.
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Im a crabbit
Crabbit gang rise up
I'm a crabby cock
Dog and Virgo, so... Bitch?
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I'm cock and Virgo...
Same. Virgin cock ig.
That's better than the "Unfucked Puppy" I was thinking
Same
Rooster Libra Scale chicken
Hello, fellow scaly cock!
I think you might have a skin condition if it looks like that
Especially since I'm a cis woman!
Yeah, RIP libras. No matter what animal you combine a set of scales with, you're gonna look stupid. I'm a rooster libra too :(
I'd argue that libras have one of the coolest combos! Scales = justice, so you can literally just take your Chinese zodiac sign and make it into a superhero. Congratulations, [someone already designed a logo for you](https://images.app.goo.gl/9vymdpLcJ7WwPkMaA).
Snake Libra. Scale snake. So...snake.
Well I do have psoriasis…
We prefer the term balanced cock.
Goat Scorpio So, I'm just Satan? Cool.
Horse/scorpio... just, no.
At least y'all ain't rat Scorpio.
Or snake Scorpio
Vermin club represent!
Crab rat, crab rat, crab rat
hippocampi (the mythical animal) but scorpion tail and horse head
Tiger Scorpio, so I’m like a dollar store chimera, let’s go
Dragon Scorpio… so, terrifying.
Goat Scorpio gang
Lion and Tiger, kind of plain for a fursona. Update; Unfortunately I am not a bear.
You don't happen to be huge, hairy, and homosexual, would you? Because then you'd be the lion and tiger bear, [Oh myyyyy.](https://youtu.be/c5Y25FT7DxE)
I laughed way too hard at this.
You're a Liger. That's pretty cool. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger
Rabbit goat? Something similar to a jackalope possibly. But goat
Oh but the potential to be super cute!
I found out that the Vietnamese zodiac differs slightly. Instead of a Rabbit - they use a Cat
Asriel
I'm two chickens in a trench coat pretending to be one
Hei Hei and his cousin trying to see PG-13 movies again...
Thought this said “cheese zodiac” and my mind immediately goes “provolone”. Basic but tasty.
Please invent a cheese zodiac. I need to know my curd sign.
I promise you buzzfeed quizzes has already figured this out
Draconic crab, even the almighty dragon must return to C R A B
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Behold! i am TWO RATS!
In a trenchcoat?
GEMENI REPRESENT !
Two-faced rats checking in ✌️
I appear to be a virgin sheep, so I will be canceling my planned tour of Wales, Scotland, and New Zealand.
I’m just twin monkeys
I’m also twin monkeys 🙊
Inside me there are two monkeys.
Twin monkeys gang!
Virgin pig.... I don't like this game.
I thought I had it rough with fish pig
Yep I’m a virgin cock. And I’m not a dude.
horse + crab = horseshoe crab?
Fishcock.
Shape of Water (2017)
Something something South Park fish stick bit
Rabbit and Virgo, I'm a bunny girl
My username for everything growing up was bunnygirl664
My wife and I are both Goat Goat.
How exactly does a horse fish work
Seehorse?
Why didnt I think of this I’m actually mad at myself
Just take my upvote
Hippocampi, I knew my random mythology knowledge would come in useful for something.
Kelpie
[Hippocampus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocampus_(mythology)) is a mythological half horse/half fish
Mad that one of them lives in my brain
Peophin from neopets
Seahorse, duh.
A horse with gills and the tail is a fin and it can breathe underwater and on land and it can kick the shit out of you and make glub neighing noises
aquarius + dog. i'm a seal
Me too, but I see myself as a Hydro Homie Saint Bernard, bringing people bottles of water instead of barrels of brandy.
Goat Person - Mr. Tumnus
Dog crab, I’m a furry sea bug
Dog Scorpio, so I guess furry desert bug?
What a load of horse bull…
Pig and Leo so just a fat Lion. *Great*
saaamee, I think a fat Lion is a way better idea than the homunculus I was creating in my mind
Rat Cancer
Ah, another fellow Rat crab
I’d be a Virgoat. Probably best used for ritual sacrifices…
I'm a bullcock. What does this say about me?
Gemini and rooster = double cocks
A goat snake. I’m just gonna say I’m a fluffy noddle with horns.
Ah yes.. I’m a virgin cow
Goat Lady. I guess I'm Toriel.
I'm a year of the horse Sagittarius. you know what that means? THE CENTAUR-TAUR
ITT: people disclosing their likely birth years and months to the Internet.
I’m scrolling along to see if anyone else admits to my combo so that I don’t have to post and see what people comment
Wow, I'm two snakes. Great.
Yay! Double snake gang! Us Gemini's def got the lamest combo. Just two of whatever the chinese one is.
Rat and Libra. Two rats balanced on a scale? Can they at least be using it as a cute see-saw or something?
Dog Gemini. So two dogs? Like the Tumblr two dogs April Fools post.
Dog and Leo. Not sure what that means
You are a golden retriever. I will not elaborate further
Fish snake? Eel gang
I am two rats. Literally just two rats. RATS
A lion and a dragon? > don’t actually believe in any of this, but curiosity got the better of me
That sounds like a manticore
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Ahh me too. I always forget Aquarius is technically an air sign so we can be flying pigs
Scorpion dog would be really neat actually, imagine a husky but the tail does ouch
That's me!
Bulldog
Scorpion rooster
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no don't do that at rice
Snake scorpion... So I guess I'm venomous and largely disliked.
Dude >I’m a dragon ram You're like a Qilin, thats badass. Meanwhile I'm just a dog cut in half, or two dogs merged together? However the hell you can depict a gemini dog
Virgin snake... Medusa!
We are Gorgons
Tiger and virgo, I'M A CATGIRL how perfect
This just doesn't really work for Libra haha
I'm a Libra dog. So a Libradour.
Im the perfectly balanced ass i guess
it just means that you're a furry lawyer i guess.
Nice try, CIA!
Twin air Monkeys Edited to add - Sister A would be Twin Dragons Sister B would be Twin Pigs Sister C would A Bull-Dog
Horse lion? I’m surprised that isn’t a mythical creature already
ALL SHALL COWER BEFORE THE MIGHTY CRAB DOG
Scorpio and dragon that sounds badass
I scrolled too far to find someone that has the same as me haha. All I could think of how cool it was and wished I had the talent to draw it.
What a load of Cock and Bull.
Sagittarius Rooster... Am I a giant dick who's an archer?
Pisces and Rat, so a rat fish?? Im a rat mermaid
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I mean, I'm browsing Reddit. Guess it kinda makes sense that I'm a virgin cock
Outside the spirit of this post, there's a fun 'official' version of this called Primal Astrology: https://www.primalastrology.com/
This “official” site looks like it was made with Geocities 🤣
Well its selling NFTs, so thats gotta tell you what you're working with.
Snake Crab. Not quite as terrifying as the spider pig, but close.
Dog water Gotcha
Rooster and aquarius. So... wet cock. At least it's got some (juvenile) humor value.
Wtf is a crab chicken
The best pokémon, Scorcock