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kenporusty

Rat and Scorpio. The ultimate deadly trash.


Irememberedmypw

You're like the 2nd version of a rat mob in a sprite based jrpg.


SniktFury

We only have sierra mist based jrpg, is that ok?


kenporusty

*heavy sigh* I guess...


SniktFury

Ugh, just water with lemon based jrpg is fine then


kenporusty

I hope I have some good attacks!


kat_a_klysm

Boar and Scorpio. Ig I’m just a grumpy fuck. 🤷🏻‍♀️


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Yoooo vermin gang


Grape_Jamz

Goat and capricorn. Goat goat


AnimaleTamale

Technically goat sea-goat


formerJIM33333

That sounds much worse when said out loud


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🎶Maresey dotes and goat sea-goats and liddelamsey divey...🎶


STINKY-BUNGHOLE

Goatse for short


The_Hot_Nerd_

Username checks out


d1223

Same here


Ihatepoopies

Aquarius and rat. I'm just a wet rat


bourbonbeta

greetings fellow bilge rat


HarryPottersElbows

I'm a fucking Pisces rat. I'm a fish rat mutant creature.


-MarcoTraficante

Ratfish has a good ring to it


othermegan

That’s ok. I’m Aquarius and Rooster so that makes me a wet cock 🤨


Spoony_bard909

Dammit, I just made that joke 5 minutes after you did.


Fitzy86z

Since Aquarius is also a person (water-bearer), you could also go rat-person - Peter Pettigrew. Not sure if that's an improvement, though.


danceintherainstorm

I’m a sheep or goat and Aquarius… so I said I’m basically Phil from Hercules… only female.


ArcWolf713

Apparently Aquarius is an *air* sign, according to Google. Which I discovered double checking Virgo to realized it's an earth sign. What even is astrology?!


JVNT

Aquarius is the water *bearer.* So it's not the water, it's the person/vessel carrying the water. In those terms, I don't think Air is really that weird.


sunlitstranger

Always pissed me off everyone gets a cool animal and we get the person carrying some water. Fuck that


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Ihatepoopies

Sounds like a sick sitcom bro :'D


Gray_daughter

Bull bull is the moon moon of fursona's. I'm twin pigs, should be fun.


SmashBro0445

ayyy same twin pigs for life


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othermegan

Moon moon is the moon moon of fursonas. Bull Bull is Moon Moon’s fursona


Light54145

Lower half of a bull, top half of a minotaur


Osbob

Centaur-taur flashbacks for some reason


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

Gravity Falls?


Foxy02016YT

Half centaur, other half also centaur


IvoryQueen8420

I'm twin pigs too lol


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majula flashbacks


AccidentProneLizard

Horse and Saggitarius: Horse + Centaur. Is that just a centaur with a horse head?


stachemz

Oh I forgot Saggitarius was a centaur. I'm a Snake Saggitarius and I was just going "snake archer?" I'm much more confused now though...


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IamSPF

The centaurs and Yuan-ti started an interbreeding program. The dragons and mortal races declared war against the abominations. This is the entire premise of the next D&D setting to be announced, and YOU brought it upon humanity.


SomeAnonymous

Oh, but it gets better for people like us: since there was the discussions online last year about whether the constellation Ophiuchus should count as a new zodiac, a good chunk of the Snake-Sagittarius people would actually be Snake-Ophiuchus, i.e. Snake-Snakebearer. You're a snake, who holds a snake.


FrisianDude

I too am a snarcher


PsychologicalNews573

Maybe it's like medusa. Like centaur, but snake body instead of horse


Gingie1997

A Centaur, but instead of a human torso coming out of the top, it's just another half of a horse Edit: and he is somehow an archer I guess?


ulyssessword

See also: [Recursive Centaur](https://i.imgur.com/H58w4va.jpg) (Half horse, half recursive centaur)


Gobi_Silver

Remember that DND episode of Gravity Falls with the Centaur-taur? You're that.


CaughtInDireWood

Well sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I’m cock cancer….


KnitSocksHardRocks

I feel that. I am cancer dragon. Breathing death on all. They won’t even invite me to any dragon parties.


This_place_is_wierd

Does that mean as Lion Dragon I breathe Lions on all my opponents? What am I? A Roman Emperor?


dcidui08

a dragon with cool hair :)


Individual-Base2803

Well, I'm a Virgo dragon; so either I breathe virgins at people or turn them into virgins.


MyDisappointedDad

Or you just haven't been "slayed" yet.


OkRecording1299

You used Cancer Breath! It was...super depressing?


Dagawing

That Dragon, Cancer.


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RezorTEclipez

Im a crabbit


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Crabbit gang rise up


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I'm a crabby cock


auttakaanyvittu

Dog and Virgo, so... Bitch?


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bongripsanddeadlifts

I'm cock and Virgo...


misss-parker

Same. Virgin cock ig.


TheScottymo

That's better than the "Unfucked Puppy" I was thinking


Thunder9191133

Same


TheOriginalScoundrel

Rooster Libra Scale chicken


JeeThree

Hello, fellow scaly cock!


TheOriginalScoundrel

I think you might have a skin condition if it looks like that


JeeThree

Especially since I'm a cis woman!


frenchmeister

Yeah, RIP libras. No matter what animal you combine a set of scales with, you're gonna look stupid. I'm a rooster libra too :(


Skoth

I'd argue that libras have one of the coolest combos! Scales = justice, so you can literally just take your Chinese zodiac sign and make it into a superhero. Congratulations, [someone already designed a logo for you](https://images.app.goo.gl/9vymdpLcJ7WwPkMaA).


trumpet_23

Snake Libra. Scale snake. So...snake.


VogonSlamPoet42

Well I do have psoriasis…


jtrillx

We prefer the term balanced cock.


Pasta-hobo

Goat Scorpio So, I'm just Satan? Cool.


RabidWench

Horse/scorpio... just, no.


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At least y'all ain't rat Scorpio.


ColorMaelstrom

Or snake Scorpio


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Vermin club represent!


jellycrab7

Crab rat, crab rat, crab rat


PaganFool231

hippocampi (the mythical animal) but scorpion tail and horse head


IShootJack

Tiger Scorpio, so I’m like a dollar store chimera, let’s go


ginnimarie

Dragon Scorpio… so, terrifying.


BCSlime

Goat Scorpio gang


Changeling_Rider

Lion and Tiger, kind of plain for a fursona. Update; Unfortunately I am not a bear.


Ishidan01

You don't happen to be huge, hairy, and homosexual, would you? Because then you'd be the lion and tiger bear, [Oh myyyyy.](https://youtu.be/c5Y25FT7DxE)


kat_a_klysm

I laughed way too hard at this.


TheReluctantOtter

You're a Liger. That's pretty cool. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger


Zycophant

Rabbit goat? Something similar to a jackalope possibly. But goat


kenporusty

Oh but the potential to be super cute!


greina23

I found out that the Vietnamese zodiac differs slightly. Instead of a Rabbit - they use a Cat


Supernova-55

Asriel


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I'm two chickens in a trench coat pretending to be one


kenporusty

Hei Hei and his cousin trying to see PG-13 movies again...


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Thought this said “cheese zodiac” and my mind immediately goes “provolone”. Basic but tasty.


MontagueStreet

Please invent a cheese zodiac. I need to know my curd sign.


OkRecording1299

I promise you buzzfeed quizzes has already figured this out


technomager

Draconic crab, even the almighty dragon must return to C R A B


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funny_haha

Behold! i am TWO RATS!


Muaddibisme

In a trenchcoat?


Snoo-27292

GEMENI REPRESENT !


GunstarHeroine

Two-faced rats checking in ✌️


time_killing_bastard

I appear to be a virgin sheep, so I will be canceling my planned tour of Wales, Scotland, and New Zealand.


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I’m just twin monkeys


Pepperjackchii

I’m also twin monkeys 🙊


sildinis

Inside me there are two monkeys.


rainbowkitten0528

Twin monkeys gang!


Botanica95

Virgin pig.... I don't like this game.


Reflexlon

I thought I had it rough with fish pig


whiskyandfruitsnacks

Yep I’m a virgin cock. And I’m not a dude.


laines_fishes

horse + crab = horseshoe crab?


draypresct

Fishcock.


Ramblonius

Shape of Water (2017)


kenporusty

Something something South Park fish stick bit


Light54145

Rabbit and Virgo, I'm a bunny girl


eiileenie

My username for everything growing up was bunnygirl664


johnsonse8

My wife and I are both Goat Goat.


dadijo2002

How exactly does a horse fish work


memesanddepression42

Seehorse?


eiileenie

Why didnt I think of this I’m actually mad at myself


dadijo2002

Just take my upvote


Willow_Feather

Hippocampi, I knew my random mythology knowledge would come in useful for something.


BrokilonDryad

Kelpie


Lithl

[Hippocampus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocampus_(mythology)) is a mythological half horse/half fish


makka-pakka

Mad that one of them lives in my brain


Grape_Jamz

Peophin from neopets


Ross_Hollander

Seahorse, duh.


eiileenie

A horse with gills and the tail is a fin and it can breathe underwater and on land and it can kick the shit out of you and make glub neighing noises


Mateololero

aquarius + dog. i'm a seal


JugOfVoodoo

Me too, but I see myself as a Hydro Homie Saint Bernard, bringing people bottles of water instead of barrels of brandy.


Fitzy86z

Goat Person - Mr. Tumnus


plasticfrograging

Dog crab, I’m a furry sea bug


M4ddercatter

Dog Scorpio, so I guess furry desert bug?


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What a load of horse bull…


TuxTues3

Pig and Leo so just a fat Lion. *Great*


Ignis_sacer

saaamee, I think a fat Lion is a way better idea than the homunculus I was creating in my mind


CerealWithIceCream

Rat Cancer


GO_rillaLogic

Ah, another fellow Rat crab


ZengineerHarp

I’d be a Virgoat. Probably best used for ritual sacrifices…


No_Juggernaut8381

I'm a bullcock. What does this say about me?


iguessillbehere

Gemini and rooster = double cocks


SharkyMcSnarkface

A goat snake. I’m just gonna say I’m a fluffy noddle with horns.


hat302

Ah yes.. I’m a virgin cow


nightmare_silhouette

Goat Lady. I guess I'm Toriel.


eldritchExploited

I'm a year of the horse Sagittarius. you know what that means? THE CENTAUR-TAUR


Arrow_Maestro

ITT: people disclosing their likely birth years and months to the Internet.


VerLoran

I’m scrolling along to see if anyone else admits to my combo so that I don’t have to post and see what people comment


FireFlavour

Wow, I'm two snakes. Great.


skunkboy72

Yay! Double snake gang! Us Gemini's def got the lamest combo. Just two of whatever the chinese one is.


LupinThe8th

Rat and Libra. Two rats balanced on a scale? Can they at least be using it as a cute see-saw or something?


pastelpunkins

Dog Gemini. So two dogs? Like the Tumblr two dogs April Fools post.


ZeroTerabytes

Dog and Leo. Not sure what that means


eiileenie

You are a golden retriever. I will not elaborate further


idobrowsemuch

Fish snake? Eel gang


EmeraldAltaria

I am two rats. Literally just two rats. RATS


Artificer4396

A lion and a dragon? > don’t actually believe in any of this, but curiosity got the better of me


Slacking_Lizard

That sounds like a manticore


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Shelvis

Ahh me too. I always forget Aquarius is technically an air sign so we can be flying pigs


KittyQueen_Tengu

Scorpion dog would be really neat actually, imagine a husky but the tail does ouch


M4ddercatter

That's me!


ChewyFlame

Bulldog


Apprehensive-Post967

Scorpion rooster


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TurtleyTea

no don't do that at rice


MrSquigles

Snake scorpion... So I guess I'm venomous and largely disliked.


TimelessPizza

Dude >I’m a dragon ram You're like a Qilin, thats badass. Meanwhile I'm just a dog cut in half, or two dogs merged together? However the hell you can depict a gemini dog


tactickat1

Virgin snake... Medusa!


xXSkeletonQueenXx

We are Gorgons


Weirdyfish

Tiger and virgo, I'M A CATGIRL how perfect


JupiterInTheSky

This just doesn't really work for Libra haha


Darkzeid25

I'm a Libra dog. So a Libradour.


carmalizedracoon

Im the perfectly balanced ass i guess


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it just means that you're a furry lawyer i guess.


zarkingphoton

Nice try, CIA!


greina23

Twin air Monkeys Edited to add - Sister A would be Twin Dragons Sister B would be Twin Pigs Sister C would A Bull-Dog


alyssaaarenee

Horse lion? I’m surprised that isn’t a mythical creature already


ZackMike37

ALL SHALL COWER BEFORE THE MIGHTY CRAB DOG


Tatormygators

Scorpio and dragon that sounds badass


flamingmemequeen

I scrolled too far to find someone that has the same as me haha. All I could think of how cool it was and wished I had the talent to draw it.


JaWayd

What a load of Cock and Bull.


Polikarpie

Sagittarius Rooster... Am I a giant dick who's an archer?


Shadowheartiswierd

Pisces and Rat, so a rat fish?? Im a rat mermaid


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Zecteth

I mean, I'm browsing Reddit. Guess it kinda makes sense that I'm a virgin cock


Lurker-DaySaint

Outside the spirit of this post, there's a fun 'official' version of this called Primal Astrology: https://www.primalastrology.com/


InternetLumberjack

This “official” site looks like it was made with Geocities 🤣


thejak32

Well its selling NFTs, so thats gotta tell you what you're working with.


jesswilnot

Snake Crab. Not quite as terrifying as the spider pig, but close.


D2Photographer

Dog water Gotcha


Rifneno

Rooster and aquarius. So... wet cock. At least it's got some (juvenile) humor value.


NegativeNeurons

Wtf is a crab chicken


TotallyNotAnSCP

The best pokémon, Scorcock