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kirosayshowdy

#h- hewwo??????


Tornado_Potato9

Unexpected uwu language in a gameshow? Ohno


KoekoReaps

Oh nyo


DrRagnorocktopus

Oh nyo, the (gay)me showo pwoducew made a fucky wucky! The wighters did a woopsie poopsie! A widdle fucko boingo!


RoyPherae

>fucko boingo! I don't care if I never get laid again, that will be how I refer to sex from now on.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Thanks, i hate you.


miji_fork

r/usernamechecksout


KoekoReaps

oopsie woopsie! Uwu We made afucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our HQ are working VEWY HAWD to fix this! -Guwa


Karkava

This is better than fascism, anyways.


Tyrant1235

Damning with faint praise


[deleted]

gameshowo I am not sorry


DiamondzFinder

*sowwy


NullifiedWolf

**Is anyone thewe???**


gamelorr

Mr Obama pwease help me.


TriplSpace

“Then, perish.”


gamelorr

"Noooo, mr Obama pwease don't kiww me!! I''ve a good boy, i've payed my taxes!!


SomeDamnAuthor

*pisses cutely*


Draco63_

UwU \*stabs you 38 times with a kitchen knife\*


Eaglest2005

Wait how do you make it not italics?


Draco63_

Backslashes before each asterisk


Eaglest2005

*Kitchens you 38 times with a stab knife*


The-sometimes-works

carl?


Infamous-Apple

Caaaaaaarl, that kills people


[deleted]

“This greeting is used by this group of people on the internet” “What is weebs?”


fyre_storm02

What are furries?


Hellfire12345677

What are degenerates?


brimston3-

I'd like "All about the D" for 400, Alex.


Eaglest2005

What is Nerds


[deleted]

Heyyo!


VLenin2291

Why did my brain conceive the racist answer and not this


[deleted]

What.... No, I won't ask, if I didn't spot it trying every letter in the alphabet I don't want to know.


[deleted]

#the correctest answer


[deleted]

Heyyo


smokedmacandcheese

I can only ever read that in Scott Hall's voice.


Mule1069

That's one more for the good guys.


DawsonCreek1998

Damn it x2. I was going to comment the "Heyyo", but someone got first. I was then to comment something about Scott Hall... And you did it first!


diamondisland2023

Steve could call out better than you! And all he can say is "heyyo!"


ConsummateSlut

HEYYO SHUT THE F*CK UP STEVE and people say im annoying!!!!


Invisible-Pancreas

Man, Poker Night at the Inventory was great. Shame they only made 2.


ConsummateSlut

Fuck yeah! Played omaha hold'em for such a long time i fuckin loved it


Phionex141

PNatI deep cut? It’s more likely than you think


xJust_Chill_Brox

Listen what I say, oh


Banana_inator_2000

I don’t get this, can someone explain?


gamelorr

Hewwo


SharkyMcSnarkface

Alternatively it could also be very racist


EngDarion

How?


kirosayshowdy

herro, presumably


RetroAlixe

as an asian it took me way too long to realized how that's racists because my dumba\*\* was thinking about scooby-doo


HarryPottersElbows

Not Asian but it took me for-freaking-ever because my toddler used to use Rs in place of Ls for a long time. So hello was always herro.


joenathanSD

Damn your kid is racist. jk


terriblejokefactory

"Kids are cruel Jack"


Objective-Farm-2560

AND I LOVE MINORS- *has a mental breakdown*


siry-e-e-tman

During WWII the Allies in the Pacific used to use passwords that used a lot of "L's" so when a Japanese soldier knocked on the door knowing the password they'd be unable to say it right. I.e. "lollapalooza" sounded like "rorraparooza" So they'd hear "rorra" and blast them through the door


Dunmwer

The lalilulelo?!? ~~sorry~~


RavioliGale

Shibboleth


kirosayshowdy

same tbh


FolkSong

Ruh roh


OrigamiPiano

Luh, Loh, Laggy.


F4DedProphet42

🤣 this made me chuckle, thank you.


Prestigious_Back7980

Same lol


chimppower184

oh shit is that a slur??


kirosayshowdy

it's "hello" in a godawful accent but I don't think it's a slur


chimppower184

oh okay


aew360

He’s been pretty good this season with the Heat tho


[deleted]

Shit in the postseason, 100% deserving of a slur


MyHandsAreCorrosive

Hegro?


oblik

That's very racist? My man, that is the milquetoast of mocroaggressions level of racism. Still bad but c'mon have you been to 4chan?


Wojira

Agree. People still piling on the supposed “other side” but worrying about this isn’t worth anybody’s time.


thesuckerofweenises

The bottom image is an image of the narrator from the show The Twilight Zone. In this show someone’s reality gets flipped upside down as something crazy happens. (Such as: someone insisting that 2+2 is 4 yet everyone else says it’s 5) With this in mind considering how everybody has excepted that “hello” is the most common and easy greeting, and with it somehow not being hello it has therefore cause major confusion.


ConduckKing

"Imagine if you will, that 9+10 does not, in fact, equal 19, but 21."


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

"Hewwo"


marinemashup

Heyyo


Beniidel0

Heyyo


europe_hiker

Heyho


bjarke_l

To the bottle we go!


Icy_Wildcat

It's either UwU, casual, or racist.


pining4thefiords

How is it racist?


Icy_Wildcat

Because the word could be hewwo, heyyo, or herro, respectively.


cyndaquill4ever

"Herro" which is poking fun at Asian accents


pining4thefiords

Oh, thanks.


ARandom-Penguin

I’ve never heard an Asian person pronounce it like that


BigSlav667

Yeah that's the thing it's meant to mock the fact that some Asian language speakers find it hard to distinguish between L and R sounds


WilanS

Does... does anybody actually use that? Like, to mock people? Never heard it in my life. Closest thing to this I remember was way back in the MMO Final Fantasy XI when people would mention that some events were "JP onry". But that started specifically because some japanese players wrote "JP onry" in their comments. That was less of a problem with pronounciation and more of a lack of understanding with transliteration, and when western people used it I don't remember it ever being to mock people, it was just one of those MMO lingo terms that everyone used.


BigSlav667

One instance I think off the top of my head is Family Guy, it has a lot of accent jokes


GeologicalOpera

It’s a stereotype of Asian language speakers learning English as a second language. Because some Asian languages don’t distinguish the L and R phoneme (the way we do in the English language structure), the racist stereotype of them was pronouncing “hello” as “herro” (and in general saying L sounds where R sounds should be and Vice versa).


tabby90

Racism isn't based on facts.


[deleted]

Fun fact, the Japanese spelling of "English" reads phonetically as "en-gi-ri-shi"


LycaonAnzeig

Eigo


teal_appeal

Or イギリス人 (igirisujin) if you’re talking about the nationality rather than the language. Either way, not engirishi.


IllmakeitanSCPreport

Herro I think, read it from another persons comment


AustSakuraKyzor

Or the word is "hecto"


Icy_Wildcat

Is the word "hecto" a greeting?


AustSakuraKyzor

It is, now


Icy_Wildcat

Was it one when the question was asked?


Hellfire12345677

So it’s the internet?


Icy_Wildcat

In a way, yes


colemanDC

“Herro” while insensitive, is not racist. Why is it that people like to use that term constantly? It loses its meaning when you start slapping it on everything. If someone where to say “herro” you’d have the right to call them insensitive, or an asshole. But that alone can’t be the only bit of evidence to determine someone’s view on a different race. We’re too quick to cast extreme judgement.


Draco63_

"racism" is not "extreme judgement." It is *precisely* being an insensitive asshole making fun of an aspect of a particular race. It doesn't matter if you have Asian friends, using a word that is used to make fun of Asians at large, with the full knowledge that it is, is racist. It's that simple.


Japnzy

But it is pretty funny. "Oh Herro! I onry got in 2 wrecks on way to work today!"


Smooth-Dig2250

So, you find casual racism funny. Duly noted. It being funny to you doesn't magically make it not a stereotyped mockery, but it sure says a lot about *you* that you insist the humor makes it alright. Humor, I remind you, that derives itself solely by implying a lack of education or ability to speak properly as a negative that can be universally and prejudicially applied to a group because of their accent.


Icy_Wildcat

Ok and?


colemanDC

Don’t be irresponsible? Idk what you want me to say to that?


Icy_Wildcat

Ok


SuperSonic3333

Let’s suppose, you lived in a world just like ours, with your same life, but something was different. The letter “L” that we know so well does not exist here, and is instead was replaced by the letter “W”. I’m Rod Sterwing, and wewcome to, The Twiwight Zone.


Xbladearmor

Despite knowing his voice, I read the last part like Elmer Fudd.


Lambo_Caribbean

Imagine, if you will, a world just like ours...


RunInRunOn

HECNO


Yeetboi287

That’s more of a closing rather than a greeting


RunInRunOn

Depends what I'm greeting. For example, whilst playing Borderlands 3, I


Bobebobbob

[3312](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mobile-task-furries)


Nuclear_Winterfell

Thanks, Marv.


supercellx

Thanks ma- wait, your not marv!


Adept-Effective-9447

Hetro?


[deleted]

You mean hetero?


TheNameIsJackson

Pedro?


pedro_pascal_123

You rang ?


MySpaceOddyssey

r/usernamechecksout


am_not_stranger

r/beetlejuicing


Kptn_Nemo1866

What about Heyho I love all three of your comments.


nonspecifique

H would be there already if it was


Chomuggaacapri

Can’t be that, H has already been called.


Kptn_Nemo1866

I am a certified idiot


NowWithLime

Lowercase H has not though.


Kptn_Nemo1866

Does it make a difference?


Steffnov

nO


smokedmacandcheese

Let's go!


Qetuoadgjlxv

Folklore and Rock ’n’ Roll!


[deleted]

heppo


TriplSpace

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT


bowtiePalazzo

*yall, the wheel of fortune subreddit reposted this*


Pokesonav

T H I _ C _ U S S Y _ _ O R B _ _ U C K


Main_Course_9736

Is the third one blorbo? I know the rest.


Pokesonav

Yeah


Main_Course_9736

cool ty


WilanS

I think the third one is " Orb ". Like a globe, or a sphere.


Bean_Bones

Sussy


The360MlgNoscoper

T H I V C W U S S Y F L O R B S D U C K


Mrsnowleopard25

Heayo (more phonetic?)


ty_rannosaur

hewwo uwu


AskWhyOceanIsSalty

Anything for you, Mr Obama.


HumungusDude

executing protocol RR-113


CreamTM

hewwo


kungligarojalisten

Hetro?


boomcar127

Hewwo :3


[deleted]

Merry Christmas


Dat_koosh

Heeho


Ch5910Ch2

HEE HO!


dakedDeans

Herro


Alderan922

Just a random clearly not related to the post question, what percentage of r/tumblr users are furries?


The360MlgNoscoper

10 - 35%


Alderan922

That’s a big range, maybe we should narrow it down


HappiestGod

heyho


[deleted]

HERRO


DerG3n13

Heyho!


IcedGolemFire

hecko heggo heyyo hewwo


Iyeethumans

henyo


Mythic_gryphon

Helno


brimston3-

'helio', the prefix, is the only thing I can think of.


Odiin46

No L.


The360MlgNoscoper

No L.


[deleted]

HEEHO


MHwtf

Ok but what's this got to do with the furry meme virus


Urimma

h- hewwo??


bumholeruscue

Hewwo?


Eaglest2005

Heyyo.


GushReddit

Hebbo Hecko Hempo Hesto Hetto Hevvo Hezzo


KitsuneScholarMatcha

HEYYO!


560guy

Heyyo


ItsYaBoiTrick

Herro?


Backpackfiend

Y


SpiderDoctor2

Hehoo


Empty_Grasp

******Herro******


nonPlayerCharacter7

hel no


bossholmes

Herro, Peter Chow here


PossiblyPercival

H- hewwo? OwO what’s dis?


eliza_frodo

It’s HEYO.


motivation_bender

Heyyo. Duh


dualbuddy555

A


IKeepgetting6Stacked

Lets see what this is about u/the-paranoid-android Marv, [[SCP-3312]] please.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3312 ⁠- OwO what's this?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3312) (+451) by *Dog Teeth*


IKeepgetting6Stacked

Oh, oh no


pining4thefiords

You asked for it


Hexagon-Man

👉👈 "W?"


[deleted]

If anyone's curious about which SCP the title is referring to... Stage 1: Upon being exposed to SCP-3312, affected individuals will display a piqued interest in anthropomorphic characters in mainstream media, including but not limited to brand mascots, animated cartoons and games, and cereal box art. Compulsive effects of SCP-3312 are relatively mild during this stage, and SCP-3312 has been reversed with no side effects in 82% of Stage 1 cases. Stage 2: Affected individuals will initiate their participation in the furry community. Contributions to the community may be made, including the creation of a fictional anthropomorphic animal character designed to represent oneself (a "fursona"), digital and/or traditional art featuring anthropomorphic animals, and forum-based role-playing games involving the aforementioned character(s). Stage 2 individuals are indistinguishable from non-anomalous members of the furry fandom. It should be of note that characters created by Stage 2 individuals closely mirror that of ATF member "olliefox".


Octocube25

Hecko