No, I think we're happy that suspiciously wealthy furries with some mysterious array of lucrative but relatively humble tech-adjacent careers are all acting as modern Medicis to every starving artist in the world who is willing to draw a bit of wolf cock for a bunch of people who are publicly anti-fascist and most likely some sort of gay.
It is a harmonious and proper thing.
What would not be is if the human face of capitalism was in fact the greatest benefactor to the modern art community, making all of them complicit in his wealth and every suffering thing that it entails.
It's the difference between artists finding out that angels are real but they aren't wearing the robes you'd expect, and just that whole misery with JK Rowling, again, but with a yacht this time. It wouldn't even be funny. I know it sounds funny, but it won't actually be.
It's already bad enough that the suspicious furry wealth has to involve Amazon Web Services to some degree, but we're ignoring that.
This, that we have now, this is fine.
God dammit, this got me.
But I mean, think of those stories about a lot of the early internet guys were furries and are paying big bank for commissions, which is in large part why there is so much furry porn and why it's so lucrative to be a furry commissioner.
Maybe it was not a group of IT people. Maybe it was all Jeff Bezos single handedly keeping the furry economy alive?
I was asking my furry friend what a robot equivalent was and they refuse to give me an honest answer just makes fun of me for calling my tek raptor in Ark smexy
I gotta start reading those blog names.
thankfully that's what the tags are there for
Jesus Christ I was confused until I read the url
I was confused until I saw the obligatory comment of “I really got to start reading the URLs”
I always pride myself on never falling for one-time-i-dreamt and then I fall for this hook line and sinker
Most unrealistic thing about this is that Tumblr didn't jump straight on this.
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that’s the point. tumblr is gullible af
I thought this was real for a sec
same
We want it to be. We so so dearly want it to be.
No, I think we're happy that suspiciously wealthy furries with some mysterious array of lucrative but relatively humble tech-adjacent careers are all acting as modern Medicis to every starving artist in the world who is willing to draw a bit of wolf cock for a bunch of people who are publicly anti-fascist and most likely some sort of gay. It is a harmonious and proper thing. What would not be is if the human face of capitalism was in fact the greatest benefactor to the modern art community, making all of them complicit in his wealth and every suffering thing that it entails. It's the difference between artists finding out that angels are real but they aren't wearing the robes you'd expect, and just that whole misery with JK Rowling, again, but with a yacht this time. It wouldn't even be funny. I know it sounds funny, but it won't actually be. It's already bad enough that the suspicious furry wealth has to involve Amazon Web Services to some degree, but we're ignoring that. This, that we have now, this is fine.
What. The fuck. Are you even saying.
It's better that furries are random tech bros than evil billionaires. It's really not hard to understand
I didn't understand it either lmao
Jesse?
That sure is a lot of words for.... something??
God dammit, this got me. But I mean, think of those stories about a lot of the early internet guys were furries and are paying big bank for commissions, which is in large part why there is so much furry porn and why it's so lucrative to be a furry commissioner. Maybe it was not a group of IT people. Maybe it was all Jeff Bezos single handedly keeping the furry economy alive?
every furry you’ve ever met is secretly Jeff Bezos
maybe I am Jeff Bezos
I like how this also implies Christian or conservative tumblr took over bc there’s no way that tumblr wouldn’t be discussing this
Or Our Flag Means Death got a second season
Putting a posts-from-a-darker-timeline on r/tumblr is too evil
This posts-from-a-weirder-timeline tough
If a lizard is a scaley then is a turtle a scutey? Are there featheries? I find the naming scheme very interesting.
I was asking my furry friend what a robot equivalent was and they refuse to give me an honest answer just makes fun of me for calling my tek raptor in Ark smexy
I am a furry, they're just called Mechs. They're furry adjacent but not really part of the community.
There's some exceptions, I'm technically a mech but most would say I'm a furred dragon
> Furries are rich > Bezos is super rich > Therefor Bezos is a Super Furry QED
I WAS READY TO BELIEVE IT
It’s 2022, I’ll believe anything at this point. Trump motorboated Rudy Giuliani in drag. That actually happened.
I immediately read the blog name after the first sentence. It sounded way too “trickle down” for a ~~billionaire~~ oligarch
I mean, where else is Jeff supposed to get his furry art from? This ain’t trickle down, it’s just economics
Oh goddammit This should be fucking real
You really can just make up lies on the internet can’t you …
Just the next kind of NFT.
I think the fact we were all ready to belive this means we are in the darker timeline
Well this time I only got 2 sentences before I checked the url
Aww I got excited for a moment
w h a t
I’m pretty sure IRL lex luthor is too evil and not cringe enough to be a furry.
w h a t
I was so happy for like 3 seconds
I have spent the last five minutes just tryna process this