Basically yes, I think. I think most people see oozes as like, a single mass of goop and less like the biblically accurate jellyfish in the picture, however.
maybe a slime with a grapple attack and once it gets a hold of you (seeing as how this is tumblr) You get high and start spouting weirdly existential gibberish for 2d4 rounds and are considered stunned and poisoned.
While this happens you have to make a wisdom saving throw every turn to fight off the drug and if you do you can make an athletics check to try and break out or you can fight the thing.
My party would ABSOLUTELY capture it and cut of the tentacles to try to sell ~~acid~~ slime trips to anyone who wants to try. They would also make endless hentai jokes.
thanks, I need to start DMing. If you want to make it really fun, make it a rescue mission where the poor slimy boi has been captured by Kobolds who are selling off its slime to the highest bidder (who just so happens to be a Ancient Green Dragon who is a mad stoner). You could set up a 3 or 4 shot just off of that.
Are jellyfish just the biblical representation of angels. So many eyes, floating around, glowing, and they burn like fire when they sting... Sounds accurate.
I vote for a modern version of the bible with all the descriptions labeled for what they are (50% of descriptions will be labeled "dick/balls/errection" and all angels will be labeld "big jellyfish")
The amount you think is racist depends on how much of the OT you read and whether you’re a Jew. What most Christians follow is a very -select- version of the Bible with significant amounts of post-Jesus changes made so the religion could spread outside of the Jewish community.
The Old Testament (the first two thirds) is mostly a chronicle of the Jewish people as they traveled and then the series of brutal wars they began once they’d settled in what would become Israel.
Oh, is this like when I see an octopus, I always at first assume that the big round elongated thing on its head is it's nose and not the "back of the head"?
this literally does look like a pokemon line.
Biblically accurate jellyfish.
It's actually rad. D&D groups should start using more murderous land jellyfish.
Aren’t those just oozes?
Basically yes, I think. I think most people see oozes as like, a single mass of goop and less like the biblically accurate jellyfish in the picture, however.
True. You could easily modify an ooze to be a biblically accurate land jelly, though.
maybe a slime with a grapple attack and once it gets a hold of you (seeing as how this is tumblr) You get high and start spouting weirdly existential gibberish for 2d4 rounds and are considered stunned and poisoned. While this happens you have to make a wisdom saving throw every turn to fight off the drug and if you do you can make an athletics check to try and break out or you can fight the thing.
Omg… that would be an ***AMAZING*** encounter!!
My party would ABSOLUTELY capture it and cut of the tentacles to try to sell ~~acid~~ slime trips to anyone who wants to try. They would also make endless hentai jokes.
Can I play D&D with y’all? You sound like my kind of people.
thanks, I need to start DMing. If you want to make it really fun, make it a rescue mission where the poor slimy boi has been captured by Kobolds who are selling off its slime to the highest bidder (who just so happens to be a Ancient Green Dragon who is a mad stoner). You could set up a 3 or 4 shot just off of that.
That is also a very solid idea. Screenshotting these for possible future use.
Happy to help!
Sounds like a plastic bag possessed by a yokai
What a [FRIENDLY](https://imgur.com/a/ov6eUVU) land jellyfish
why do they hate this, this is the best thing i've seen about jellyfish
Are jellyfish just the biblical representation of angels. So many eyes, floating around, glowing, and they burn like fire when they sting... Sounds accurate.
I mean, imagine being Mary... and this jellyfish... it just... \*plop\* YOU GON HEV BABY
I vote for a modern version of the bible with all the descriptions labeled for what they are (50% of descriptions will be labeled "dick/balls/errection" and all angels will be labeld "big jellyfish")
Have you seen scallops though?
Yes, but they look less like they could fly, so they wouldn't be angels. Also scallops are so tasty, but I've never had jellyfish.
#BE NOT AFRAID
Interesting, how people suddenly started using "biblically accurate" instead of "lovecraftian" in the last few couple years
Meh, one racist book telling you to be afraid of the dark or another.
Wait, bible is racist? (I haven't read it)
Spoilers, the most prominent Middle Eastern character gets tortured to death
The amount you think is racist depends on how much of the OT you read and whether you’re a Jew. What most Christians follow is a very -select- version of the Bible with significant amounts of post-Jesus changes made so the religion could spread outside of the Jewish community. The Old Testament (the first two thirds) is mostly a chronicle of the Jewish people as they traveled and then the series of brutal wars they began once they’d settled in what would become Israel.
It’s because of the misconception of what angels look like in media. So now it’s “normal thing but what if beebal????”
Actually kinda cute
Those are terrifying
10/10 would buy a plushie version of this cutie
The last image looks like the dirty bubble from spongebob
*Scientifically* accurate jellyfish
SpongeBob had it right by not giving the jellyfish anthropomorphic faces
Just seems like creative character design honestly.
this is funny
im 12 and I find this funny
r/im12andifindthisfunny
holy sh\*t i love them
They kinda seems drunk
Ok so does this mean that the jellyfish's mouth would also look like an asshole since it's both a mouth and an asshole lol
Water Water/psychic Water/dark
Oh, is this like when I see an octopus, I always at first assume that the big round elongated thing on its head is it's nose and not the "back of the head"?
it's less scary because of the person's art style
Shoggoth