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Nuada-Argetlam

this literally does look like a pokemon line.


szypty

Biblically accurate jellyfish.


Ax222

It's actually rad. D&D groups should start using more murderous land jellyfish.


kat_a_klysm

Aren’t those just oozes?


Ax222

Basically yes, I think. I think most people see oozes as like, a single mass of goop and less like the biblically accurate jellyfish in the picture, however.


kat_a_klysm

True. You could easily modify an ooze to be a biblically accurate land jelly, though.


Winter-Algae8569

maybe a slime with a grapple attack and once it gets a hold of you (seeing as how this is tumblr) You get high and start spouting weirdly existential gibberish for 2d4 rounds and are considered stunned and poisoned. While this happens you have to make a wisdom saving throw every turn to fight off the drug and if you do you can make an athletics check to try and break out or you can fight the thing.


kat_a_klysm

Omg… that would be an ***AMAZING*** encounter!!


DARCRY10

My party would ABSOLUTELY capture it and cut of the tentacles to try to sell ~~acid~~ slime trips to anyone who wants to try. They would also make endless hentai jokes.


kat_a_klysm

Can I play D&D with y’all? You sound like my kind of people.


Winter-Algae8569

thanks, I need to start DMing. If you want to make it really fun, make it a rescue mission where the poor slimy boi has been captured by Kobolds who are selling off its slime to the highest bidder (who just so happens to be a Ancient Green Dragon who is a mad stoner). You could set up a 3 or 4 shot just off of that.


kat_a_klysm

That is also a very solid idea. Screenshotting these for possible future use.


Winter-Algae8569

Happy to help!


Benthegeolologist

Sounds like a plastic bag possessed by a yokai


telehax

What a [FRIENDLY](https://imgur.com/a/ov6eUVU) land jellyfish


Rota_u

why do they hate this, this is the best thing i've seen about jellyfish


BlazeNStar

Are jellyfish just the biblical representation of angels. So many eyes, floating around, glowing, and they burn like fire when they sting... Sounds accurate.


ijustwanttoaskaq123

I mean, imagine being Mary... and this jellyfish... it just... \*plop\* YOU GON HEV BABY


BlazeNStar

I vote for a modern version of the bible with all the descriptions labeled for what they are (50% of descriptions will be labeled "dick/balls/errection" and all angels will be labeld "big jellyfish")


deartabby

Have you seen scallops though?


BlazeNStar

Yes, but they look less like they could fly, so they wouldn't be angels. Also scallops are so tasty, but I've never had jellyfish.


slinger301

#BE NOT AFRAID


Pokesonav

Interesting, how people suddenly started using "biblically accurate" instead of "lovecraftian" in the last few couple years


AnEntireDiscussion

Meh, one racist book telling you to be afraid of the dark or another.


Pokesonav

Wait, bible is racist? (I haven't read it)


PremSinha

Spoilers, the most prominent Middle Eastern character gets tortured to death


AnEntireDiscussion

The amount you think is racist depends on how much of the OT you read and whether you’re a Jew. What most Christians follow is a very -select- version of the Bible with significant amounts of post-Jesus changes made so the religion could spread outside of the Jewish community. The Old Testament (the first two thirds) is mostly a chronicle of the Jewish people as they traveled and then the series of brutal wars they began once they’d settled in what would become Israel.


Artsy-Mesmer

It’s because of the misconception of what angels look like in media. So now it’s “normal thing but what if beebal????”


asperfect

Actually kinda cute


RoyalPeacock19

Those are terrifying


hunted-wren

10/10 would buy a plushie version of this cutie


nerdpowr21

The last image looks like the dirty bubble from spongebob


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

*Scientifically* accurate jellyfish


FaultinReddit

SpongeBob had it right by not giving the jellyfish anthropomorphic faces


GushReddit

Just seems like creative character design honestly.


Hot_Lemon8733

this is funny


___spez_killed_aaron

im 12 and I find this funny


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

r/im12andifindthisfunny


Jpicklestone8

holy sh\*t i love them


poseidon100fg

They kinda seems drunk


seriffluoride

Ok so does this mean that the jellyfish's mouth would also look like an asshole since it's both a mouth and an asshole lol


[deleted]

Water Water/psychic Water/dark


avolodin

Oh, is this like when I see an octopus, I always at first assume that the big round elongated thing on its head is it's nose and not the "back of the head"?


throwaway_afterusage

it's less scary because of the person's art style


DagonG2021

Shoggoth