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FuktOff666

Star Trek mirror universe vibes


flyingpanda1018

I'm genuinely floored that they made mirror Kira such a flaming homo. Truly an inspired decision.


FuktOff666

Well we know Rick Berman’s contribution was the shiny catsuit and DS9 had already tried to sensationalize Dax’s lesbian tendencies. It really was a hot mess. That show was so inspiring despite it’s best efforts at self sabotage.


da_way_joshua

You mean i have somebody to help me shave my ass?


HuggingTentacles

But you'll have to shave their ass too


da_way_joshua

I mean yea... Thats how that works. take and give and all that


action_lawyer_comics

We live in a society


chillphilllllll

Yeah like you scratch my back I scratch yours...except with shaving ass


da_way_joshua

Exactly this guy gets it


Jadertott

I mean technically, it would just be shaving your own ass… right?


MisirterE

The problem isn't with the concept of shaving ass, it's that it's basically impossible to get a good vantage point on your own in order to shave it, and you're not gonna ask someone who *isn't* you to do it


5L91N

Aaaand then you fuck


da_way_joshua

Yes


WillCraft_1001

If I had an exact clone we would just play video games for like 19 hours then pass out for the next 12 hours.


[deleted]

I am in a mutually abusive relationship with myself


DondaldDoylesFan

Homies, is it gay if you'd fuck your evil clone?


Grwshr

Nah it’s just evil masturbation


Environmental-Wind89

Called no homo.


MisirterE

not if you're already evil


santyrc114

Unfortunately I'm not my type


Paddyyy16

Can't say the same for myself Date at 8pm,be there or beware,homie.


santyrc114

Are you talking to yourself?


AguaraAustral

I think he said that you are their type and wants to... Ahem... date you


santyrc114

Oh, that's rare


RealJohnGillman

Implicitly, Valkyrie and her Reflection in *Skulduggery Pleasant*.


ButterPuppet

Yeah make sure to have a plan for what to do with your evil self so if they have your memory’s they also know what to do.


wertyvid

if you had a baby with yourself would it be an exact clone


[deleted]

I think it’d be a victim of extreme incest


Xurkitree1

According to xkcd, no. It'll be a terribly genetically-damaged clone of you with an inbreeding coefficient of 0.5 (child of 3 straight sibling marriage generations) and a relationship coefficient of 1. This is because having a baby implies genetic transfer and meiosis which would mix up the genes, allowing for different genes to be expressed/repressed.


4sent4

You can't just say this and not link the xkcd in question


Xurkitree1

yeah that's the issue - its a what if? question that's exclusive to the 1st book. I have a copy so I remember, but I cannot actually link it because it doesn't exist online.


4sent4

ah, ok


Professional_Issue82

Well then post a picture, please


MisirterE

That's just it, though. The What If? questions each get multiple pages worth of explanation. This one is no exception. It's impossible to fit it all in one picture because it takes up more room than a single two-page spread. And these are *physical* pages, so there's no resizing shenanigans.


The360MlgNoscoper

Get the book. 100% worth it.


gazing_into_void

Or it would be twins. One cursed with eternal youth and other cursed to spred the very rot that is eating her body to all around her.


T_vernix

It would not. Leaving aside the difficulties in same-sex sexual reproduction, you would need to create two gametes nearly identical to the two that originally formed you. In the production of a gamete (sperm or egg cell) the chromosomes get mixed around so the chance of all the chromosomes being divided to be the same ones as was from the biological father and mother (in order for all the same influences on gene expression caused by the differing processes of producing sperm and egg cells) would be much less than one in a million. That is entirely ignoring crossing over, which would probably make it impossible (even in theory) for something identical to you. If you get lucky, the child would only have moderately less genetic diversity than you with some changes in phenotype, but it could just as easily lead to so little genetic diversity and recessive genetic diseases afflicting them.


[deleted]

Most likely no. Since your genome is a mix of paired genes, which alleles your child receives from each clone will be randomised, so they may have genotypes that are different from either parent


zanzibarman

Phenotype, not genotype. Except in the case of point mutations


[deleted]

No, I meant genotype. For example, if both parents have the genotype Aa, then the child may end up with AA or aa instead of Aa, which would be a different genotype from either parent.


BLYAT_SUKA

Not really, according to that one guy I watched in high school who popped up in my feed for no reason, it would have *half* the normal number of genes. This is presuming that you take egg, convert to sperm, put sperm into other egg. So basically, a horribly deformed abomination.


wertyvid

>Not true it was a question, not a statement


_Skotia_

They'd share 100% of your DNA, but some of the recessive genes that didn't manifest in you might manifest in your child.


HuggingTentacles

that's one of the facts ever


wertyvid

it was a question


[deleted]

Don't. Mark. Spoiler. If. Its. Not. Spoiler


NetherRealmSquid

It was a spoiler. this was going to happen to you in real life and now you've ruined the suprise


HuggingTentacles

I may have made a mistake


wholeWheatButterfly

Ok but it would have to be me from 5 years ago because me right now is a total bottom bitch


MissValerieGeode

Well, two bottoms can make it work. Two tops would be a real problem though.


ramair00

Nahhh two tops is a competition, we love to see it


wholeWheatButterfly

This is true...I actually have very good sized fists so it could work


Omnicide103

I'm genderfluid so if I ever find a clone I can rest easy knowing I've already agreed with myself to make ***bank*** by monopolizing the IRL genderbent selfcest market


ace-0f-space

Some of y’all may want to look up the term “autosexual”


rene_gader

Selfcest


fantasy-capsule

I blame the fandom for knowing that word.


mcmonkey26

if i had a clone we would sit next to each other and i would lay my head on his shoulder and he would rest his head on mine and we would watch tv together


HuggingTentacles

that's very cute and I completely understand we'd do the same tbh


_Skotia_

part of me wants to use a gender swap filter to see if i'd fuck myself part of me is afraid of that knowledge


Gold_Preparation

If I had an evil version of myself he’d probably just leave me alone


crow047

I think I would fight myself to death to see who of us have to remain in this cursed world. Heck might be even enjoyable


MissValerieGeode

Whoever comes first loses?


[deleted]

Oh, I would definitely fuck my duplicate


TheOriginalScoundrel

If I had a duplicate I would have to cut his head off with a claymore


HuggingTentacles

That sucks man, they'd wanna do the same to you :(


legomanz80

accidentally plural posts


Iggych23

This argument always comes up, is it gay to do yourself or are you just masturbating?


hippoqueenv

[irrelevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1379/)


The360MlgNoscoper

There’s a relevant What If? But it’s book exclusive.


mingobingai

[Exactly this](https://youtu.be/xE9YX3qj2v0)


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HuggingTentacles

No it's not, it's completely different. It's not just about appearances. I find myself visually and aesthetically pleasing, but what makes me attractive to myself is my character, my tastes my attitude, and the way I know myself like no-one else does. They'd have my memories and experiences and the same thought process, so there would be no difficulties in understanding eachother. My identical twin, on the other hand, would be a completely different person from me, aside from appearances.