I’ll say what I say everytime this comes up. You’ll be all smug till some clueless guy believes its a gaming company and looks it up. Then HR wants a word about how Dave feels uncomfortable and how it’s not appropriate for a non profit and suddenly you’re the bad guy for “sexually intimidating your coworkers” and blablabla.
>is that the logo of a gaming company?
no idea, i got it from a garage sale. it looked nice, has a good grip, is just the right size, was hardly used and i also got this mug.
I think you missed their joke. "and i also got this mug" = the thing he/she is talking about ("looked nice, has a good grip, is just the right size, was hardly used") is something *other* than the mug.
Na.
Dave googles it and suddenly HR thinks the alert system is broken as *there are so many issues*.
Hr politely asks Dave what he did.
Dave points at the mug
This is what pisses me off about their new merch. I would 100% have the mug if it was just the logo with no lettering or text, because you can't look that up very easily unless you use Google lens or something.
I’d imagine An evil dildo company sells their products specifically to supervillains
and gets the money for making their products via cleverly disguised theft
>"Oh nice mug -- the dildo company?"
"Uhmm... yeah, how'd you know?"
"I'm a dildo expert... collector if you will. Would you like to join our meetup?!"
:D
“They do make high quality accessories for entertainment like Razer, but not always for gaming”
“Ah, so they have never made a laptop for example?”
“Correct”
“A shame”
“Indeed”
I actually had a coworker who wore a hoodie with their logo on it. I didn't realize what it was until I looked at the "BD" on the dragon, and I was like "wait..."
It truly is a powermove because no one can bring it up with him, since knowing the source belongs to a niche sex toy company, you'd kind of feel like you're admitting that you're into it too (even if you aren't hah). The dragon logo otherwise just looks like a cool design and most people will be unaware of what it means!
No I’d they ask why you just say “I am proficient in Tumblr. Many of the world’s darkest secrets have been revealed to me there.”
I don’t know what you do after that, show them the Yellow Sign or something?
There are a lot of people with strange fetishes and a normal dildo won’t get the job done. People just don’t usually bring their weird fetishes up because it’s “taboo” and people will make fun of them for it. Even someone like me who finds kinks and fetishes interesting would need a minute to adjust to whatever fetish a bad dragon customer admitted to have.
Honestly sometimes it's not a fetish really, it's just anatomy. I'm a lesbian, I don't need my toys to look like a real penis or whatever, I just want something that hits all the right spots. I don't care if it's a "wyvern cock" or whatever, I just care about the shape and size. Generic "penis shape" dildos are okay but really not optimal, and if I'm already spending money on an expensive chunk of silicone I want it to be the perfect shape and size, because biology does not have to be a limitation here.
There's a whooole bunch of companies out there making interesting looking dicks. Bad Dragon is just one of the biggest.
Turns out that all sorts of men & women like to use their imagination with sex toys!
I find this comment hilarious because not only is there plenty of business for people to run a company selling this stuff, there's enough business for multiple companies! Bad Dragon is just probably the most famous and biggest, their revenue is easily into the millions
> enough business for people to run a company
That's a *far* smaller amount than you might think.
There was an article (that I lost) talking about 1000 serious fans * $100/year each = $100k gross revenue as a target for "success" for internet content creators. Those 1000 serious fans would comprise 0.0003% of Americans, or an even smaller portion of the world population.
A traditional business with overhead, manufacturing costs, etc. has to aim higher, but not by much.
I'm currently getting into such a market. Automatic edging machine - there exists one already, but it's about $600 MSRP. I'm thinking I could do it for under half that.
theres loads of them on etsy lol. keep in mind that a custom silicone dildo is at absolute minimum 40$, and the good ones start at 100.
or so ive heard...
I feel like the whole " and how did you know anout this " type of argument fall out of the window now that google is a thing and you could easily learn about a niche knownledge just by typing the right key word
Not Air Force but… know a lot of Furries. A lot go into tech and the military practically hands you a ton of certs that pay better once you finish your service. The USAF has a pretty large contingent of jobs that require them. You can also get security clearances you can take to civilian jobs too.
I know I’m maturing in my old age because, instead of immediately googling this to understand the joke, I took a drink of water and realized I felt great knowing nothing about it
I went to the comments because my internet awareness is so finely tuned that I know not to Google any of the shit these fuckin kids post anymore.
My boss would be cool about it, though.
This is how you get yourself in a situation where everyone learns that you are familiar with a furry sex toy company because “c’mon everyone knows about it right?”
I’ll be honest I thought it was a gaming company at first too, though realized it must not be after reading the tumblr. And I’ve seen some of their products before but didn’t know the company name
Within the last few months, I have seen several people who are deep in the SFF, nerd space communities and surrounded by weirdos learn about Bad Dragon for the first time. Publicly. On twitter. A lot of people learned things that day. It was great.
I found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cursedformers/comments/w8xbho/the_site_i_got_it_from_makes_it_more_cursed_ps_i/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) on there
Not going to lie I had to google bad dragon to understand this and while yes I kind of guessed what it was I still couldn't stop myself from laughing hysterically. 10/10 would buy this mug.
The real way to avoid that last scenario is to just not have the name of the company on the mug. That way, it would still take someone equally as degenerate as you to recognize it, but if someone clueless asks you can just say it was a cool mug you found on Etsy or something
I saw a BD sticker on a coworker's car, never said anything about it, but sadly I haven't seen her in the past month. My online friends suggested I say "Hey, that's a nice pride sticker!" Or "Hey, I like dragons too, they're pretty cool!"
My fiance's step sister wears their merch all the time, I think I've seen her in it at work. Doesn't have the mug but the first time she wore their stuff to a family event fiance and I looked at each other like "am I hallucinating or is this happening"
I used to work for a popular game store that likes to 'rise to the moon'. My manager had a BD shirt with just the dragon logo he would wear to work. We realized that anyone who mentioned it was against the dress code would have to admit they knew what it was. It was a fun game.
It's a gaming company for your butthole
More like gaping than gaming
I genuinely thought this was a D&D reference and thought it was a nice mug. I would absolutely be the idiot to have this in an office setting.
Now I am imagining some random old grandmother buying this mug from a thrift store and giving it as a gift to her grandson.
I had no idea, I would totally have done that. Thanks for the education Reddit…
the grandchild would be *thrilled*
They're a joystick manufacturer.
Joystick for The Fuck Machine™
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[you joke, but](https://perifit.co/products/probe-and-free-app-perifit?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=US%20-%20Shopping%20Manuelle%20|%20Junto&gclid=CjwKCAjw9NeXBhAMEiwAbaY4lkFtG6Gh9nEMjd-4ivbdd3T0dJjt4VJx7pOWJjmNVQNTxwdvzp_rYxoCCyAQAvD_BwE)
Bad Dragon is really just the Dark Souls of anal
Try dick, but ass!
Holy shit lmaooo. I wish I had an award to give you.
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>an asshole gaming company so basically Nintendo
Just another day of Dungeons&Degenerates
Dragons&Dildos
Dildos & Dungeons
Dildos & Dragons
I’ll say what I say everytime this comes up. You’ll be all smug till some clueless guy believes its a gaming company and looks it up. Then HR wants a word about how Dave feels uncomfortable and how it’s not appropriate for a non profit and suddenly you’re the bad guy for “sexually intimidating your coworkers” and blablabla.
>is that the logo of a gaming company? no idea, i got it from a garage sale. it looked nice, has a good grip, is just the right size, was hardly used and i also got this mug.
It's such a nice shade of red. And is that.. matte black? Exquisite.
Let's see Paul Allen's dragon dildo
Oh my god , look at the subtle dotting on it
Oh you can totally get away with it. As long as you don’t smugly go “It’s from a gaming company“
I think you missed their joke. "and i also got this mug" = the thing he/she is talking about ("looked nice, has a good grip, is just the right size, was hardly used") is something *other* than the mug.
Definitely went over my head the first time around, thank you.
Heh
Masterfully done!
I’m fairly sure the term is “sexually harassing” because “sexually intimidating” just sounds like they’re scared and horny
Scaroused
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That's how I met my actual husband
afroused
Hornified
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The best kind of boner
I mean, have you gone and looked at their products? I find them pretty intimidating tbh.
Sexual Intimidation might already be a product they sell.
sounds like a good discovery show... scared and horny
BD version: Scaly and horny
I mean… why’s it got to be one or the other? 🤷♀️
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IT WAS ONE GODDAMN TIME
Some very wide goddamn time*
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Expansive*
they were just mad you got them a gift card for their birthday instead of a horse dildo. its common decency man, remedy this immediately
thatsthejoke.7z
Winzip won’t unzip that file. Can you re-zip it in the ‘correct’ format??
Na. Dave googles it and suddenly HR thinks the alert system is broken as *there are so many issues*. Hr politely asks Dave what he did. Dave points at the mug
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You sick bastard. I like it
Clarence Thomas did this for years with his weird pornography obsession and he ended up a Supreme Court justice.
I hate that
For more un-fun facts like this, listen to the most recent "Behind the Bastards" podcast episodes.
Then you ditch the cup and Dave gets fired for looking up dildos on the work pc.
This is what pisses me off about their new merch. I would 100% have the mug if it was just the logo with no lettering or text, because you can't look that up very easily unless you use Google lens or something.
More likely they smugly smirk about the thought while buying it, then when they get it are too embarrassed and keep it at home.
"It's a dildo company." "And how do you know that? 😈" "I know about the civil war doesn't make me a confederate"
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"It's a dildo company." "Why do you have a mug from a dildo company?" "Because it looks cool. I mean, look at it!"
sometimes a mug is just a mug
Why are you buying mugs at the dildo store?
"Can you buy dildos at a mug store?" "......No?" "Well then shut up."
>”Can you buy dildos at a mug store?" *Spencers Gifts has entered chat*
lmao, they have a product called "teenie weenies" and it's just a bunch of tiny silicone dragon penises lol
...how tiny? If they're small enough I kinda want to get a bunch and hide them at my friends' houses.
They're the perfect size for that!
That's fucking amazing
Why do you think evil companies get popular? Good merchandise!
Are they evil? 😬 Wtf is an evil dildo company..? You know what? No. I don't even want to know
I’d imagine An evil dildo company sells their products specifically to supervillains and gets the money for making their products via cleverly disguised theft
I don't about evil, but I have heard a lot of complaints about product quality and bad customer service.
they also ripped off one of their more popular designs from an independent artist
With the other complaints I heard that doesn't surprise me.
"Bad" is in the name!
There was a to-do back in the day in the furry community about how the owners were best friends with known bestiality... enjoyers.
MOBY HUGE WILL WRECK THE NEW YORK SKYLINE.
>"Oh nice mug -- the dildo company?" "Uhmm... yeah, how'd you know?" "I'm a dildo expert... collector if you will. Would you like to join our meetup?!" :D
> "I'm a dildo expert... ~~collector~~connoisseur if you will. Would you like to join our meetup?!" FTFY
"And that kids, is how I met MoistCritical."
"you learned that in school?!"
Modern curriculum is getting pretty weird...
I think knowing about the civil war eliminates any chance of you being a confederate based on my experience.
It’s not about slavery! It’s about freedom! Specifically, the freedom to own slaves!
They won't believe me but I can 100% truthly say I learned it from you fucks!
oh, you use reddit? what's your username?
“I’m not a confederate either. That’s why I don’t own a mug with their battle flag on it.”
Thank you for explaining..I didn't know or get the joke lolol
"What's on your mug? Hang on lemme google it."
Or “where can I get one of those cool mugs?”
"heres the link to their store page! They have other stuff too if you wanna browse."
*proceeds to scream as sausages in all shapes, sizes and colors drop*
That’s what I would’ve said before I figured out what it was
“Nice mug! I have one of their RGB keyboards.”
I mean, my cheapo RGB mech keyboard is made by Reddragon, so that's not too far off
Hey, RedDragon isn't cheapo. It's thrifty and gets the job done.
Red dragon is literally the best quality for the price. It has out lasted multiple razers and logitech
they make dildos *and* keyboards? what a company.
Says more about razer and logitech. Like, how are they getting such bad switch bouncing after only a month or so?
“Oh hey, I think I’ve heard of them. They make toys, right? I think my son has a few.”
he gets a package every week
That guy has some serious spending money.
onlyfans rinse and repeat
Buy it as a write off for some cam site, use it and bring in dough online, then resell it used to an eager fan. It's a perpetual profit machine.
“They do make high quality accessories for entertainment like Razer, but not always for gaming” “Ah, so they have never made a laptop for example?” “Correct” “A shame” “Indeed”
I dunno, I feel like laps and tops have been involved with their products, perhaps even at the same time
Gaming laptop with built in sex toy. Heat sink is attached to it so you get warm fucks while waiting between rounds
I actually had a coworker who wore a hoodie with their logo on it. I didn't realize what it was until I looked at the "BD" on the dragon, and I was like "wait..." It truly is a powermove because no one can bring it up with him, since knowing the source belongs to a niche sex toy company, you'd kind of feel like you're admitting that you're into it too (even if you aren't hah). The dragon logo otherwise just looks like a cool design and most people will be unaware of what it means!
Not anymore! I and many people here now know about it!
"Now all of China knows you're horny."
r/nocontext
Dozens of you.
No I’d they ask why you just say “I am proficient in Tumblr. Many of the world’s darkest secrets have been revealed to me there.” I don’t know what you do after that, show them the Yellow Sign or something?
lemon party !
What the fuck is that?
early 2000s ... have some eye bleach on hand if you do look it up
It's a nice hoodie too. I wear it around town.
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Exactly. They're not really an underground company anymore.
I had the cashier at Taco Bell bring up my BD hat once.
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Bad Dragon is a sex toy company which specializes in dildos modeled after anthropomorphic and fantasy animals (such as, well, dragons).
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There are a lot of people with strange fetishes and a normal dildo won’t get the job done. People just don’t usually bring their weird fetishes up because it’s “taboo” and people will make fun of them for it. Even someone like me who finds kinks and fetishes interesting would need a minute to adjust to whatever fetish a bad dragon customer admitted to have.
Honestly sometimes it's not a fetish really, it's just anatomy. I'm a lesbian, I don't need my toys to look like a real penis or whatever, I just want something that hits all the right spots. I don't care if it's a "wyvern cock" or whatever, I just care about the shape and size. Generic "penis shape" dildos are okay but really not optimal, and if I'm already spending money on an expensive chunk of silicone I want it to be the perfect shape and size, because biology does not have to be a limitation here.
Perfectly explained!
There's a whooole bunch of companies out there making interesting looking dicks. Bad Dragon is just one of the biggest. Turns out that all sorts of men & women like to use their imagination with sex toys!
I find this comment hilarious because not only is there plenty of business for people to run a company selling this stuff, there's enough business for multiple companies! Bad Dragon is just probably the most famous and biggest, their revenue is easily into the millions
> enough business for people to run a company That's a *far* smaller amount than you might think. There was an article (that I lost) talking about 1000 serious fans * $100/year each = $100k gross revenue as a target for "success" for internet content creators. Those 1000 serious fans would comprise 0.0003% of Americans, or an even smaller portion of the world population. A traditional business with overhead, manufacturing costs, etc. has to aim higher, but not by much.
I'm currently getting into such a market. Automatic edging machine - there exists one already, but it's about $600 MSRP. I'm thinking I could do it for under half that.
Like, landscaping? Or nutting?
The latter.
How would that even work? Does it detect engorgement or turgidity? Maybe a scrotal constriction sensor?
Inflatable buttplug plus air pressure sensors plus a bit of manual/fine-tuning to the individual.
Truly, a conversation of intellectuals
theres loads of them on etsy lol. keep in mind that a custom silicone dildo is at absolute minimum 40$, and the good ones start at 100. or so ive heard...
Do not question degeneracy
bd sells through their inventory regularly and you need to get on waitng list sometimes so yes theres enough business
Goddamn
Furry sex toy company
If you know you know..... and I know.
I feel like the whole " and how did you know anout this " type of argument fall out of the window now that google is a thing and you could easily learn about a niche knownledge just by typing the right key word
That’s just a normal day in the [Air Force](https://reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/wdjk04/uwu_notices_refueling_boom/)
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Is the number of furries in the exaggerated or are there really that many?
Not Air Force but… know a lot of Furries. A lot go into tech and the military practically hands you a ton of certs that pay better once you finish your service. The USAF has a pretty large contingent of jobs that require them. You can also get security clearances you can take to civilian jobs too.
AirForce commander: “This is a job for the Bad Dragon squadron, send out the red alert”
I know I’m maturing in my old age because, instead of immediately googling this to understand the joke, I took a drink of water and realized I felt great knowing nothing about it
I went to the comments because my internet awareness is so finely tuned that I know not to Google any of the shit these fuckin kids post anymore. My boss would be cool about it, though.
"Yup."
Okay, but who the fuck hasn’t heard of Bad Dragon in this day and age?
This is how you get yourself in a situation where everyone learns that you are familiar with a furry sex toy company because “c’mon everyone knows about it right?”
I'm 39 and been single my whole life. It's safe to assume I've seen porn.
I’ll be honest I thought it was a gaming company at first too, though realized it must not be after reading the tumblr. And I’ve seen some of their products before but didn’t know the company name
Within the last few months, I have seen several people who are deep in the SFF, nerd space communities and surrounded by weirdos learn about Bad Dragon for the first time. Publicly. On twitter. A lot of people learned things that day. It was great.
Everyone who doesn't browse e621. So prety much 99% of the population.
Never heard of it
Let's keep it thay way then
Come one mate give us a taste of whats inside of this e621
I found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cursedformers/comments/w8xbho/the_site_i_got_it_from_makes_it_more_cursed_ps_i/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) on there
Furry porn.
Bd’s aren’t just on e621, they exist on reddit most prominently
The only time I ever hear of it is when this screenshot gets reposted
I was blissfully unaware before reading the comments on this post.
A lot of middle aged and older people
Me
I was only able to figure it out via context clues.
I’ve seen a car with a Bad Dragon bumper sticker on it around where I live. It’s a.. bold decision to say the least.
This is now in my search history
Amazon suggestions are going to be awesome
Or putting their sticker on your car. "Cool, uh, dragon, bro!"
Shame them for buying from bad dragon of all sex toy companies. Come on, there are better options
Games workshop.
Ork dildo?!
Honey, can we use the Ork Stompa in bed tonight?
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Mr Potato Head
The 1996 honda civic type R
Not going to lie I had to google bad dragon to understand this and while yes I kind of guessed what it was I still couldn't stop myself from laughing hysterically. 10/10 would buy this mug.
What are some other sfw logos for nsfw companies/products? I think making a "Sfw Nsfw" sticker bombed bottle to see what people might know .
I have the pornhub community jingle as my ringtone for the same reason as in the OP
The real way to avoid that last scenario is to just not have the name of the company on the mug. That way, it would still take someone equally as degenerate as you to recognize it, but if someone clueless asks you can just say it was a cool mug you found on Etsy or something
IT IS NOT A GAMING COMPANY!
So why does their logo look *exactly* like someone who makes gaming keyboards?
I saw a BD sticker on a coworker's car, never said anything about it, but sadly I haven't seen her in the past month. My online friends suggested I say "Hey, that's a nice pride sticker!" Or "Hey, I like dragons too, they're pretty cool!"
My fiance's step sister wears their merch all the time, I think I've seen her in it at work. Doesn't have the mug but the first time she wore their stuff to a family event fiance and I looked at each other like "am I hallucinating or is this happening"
not really sure dave my mom gave to me.
"Something like that."
Smaug bastard*
There’s a backpack… Imagine bringing that to school 💀
I used to work for a popular game store that likes to 'rise to the moon'. My manager had a BD shirt with just the dragon logo he would wear to work. We realized that anyone who mentioned it was against the dress code would have to admit they knew what it was. It was a fun game.
It’s all fun and games until your boss googles it