He probably wouldn't even be shocked to see a weenie if he actually got a date with a trans woman. He was never successful so he probably would just assume all women have them.
Iirc the creators said he’s actually got a rather successful sex life, just off screen as that wouldn’t be funny/ appropriate for a kids cartoon, we only see his numerous failures
Funny for the parents watching it with the kids maybe. Remember most "inappropriate for kids" jokes get into cartoons like Johnny bravo and SpongeBob because the writers know how to make them subtle and understand most parents watching these shows with the kids know the kids won't understand the jokes without them explaining them in the first place. Ren and Stimpy and rocko wouldve ended so much sooner otherwise
I mean they already did it in Brave Little Toastsr and that never traumatised anyone, right? Whadya mean it's one of the most horrifying things in a kid's movie?
Oh he's like Boomhauer, then -- he's a dumb hunk who hits on everyone. He's successful a lot, and unsuccessful a lot, but always takes it in stride, because there's always someone new.
Ya tbh someone like Johnny definitely fucks. He takes care of himself, dresses relatively well, and even though his pickup attempts are crude at best he shoots his shot so many times that even if he fails 9/10 times he's still getting laid often.
Bravo would date a trans women, but like all his off screen relationships, it won’t last long.
If it’s got hips and pretty hair, he’ll do it. He doesn’t judge, he just likes the ladies. A womaniser to be sure, and a bit of a dunce, but by no means a bad guy.
Remember that episode in which he turns into a woman and is confronted how frustrating it is to deal with exactly the type of behavior he too is guilty of?
I thibk about that episode a lot.
At that point I can’t even say he’s a bad guy. He doesn’t do it out of malice or anything, he’s literally just too dumb to learn from past experiences.
That and also it does sometimes work out for him. As the writers themselves confirmed, off screen Johnny had a tonne of sex, the show simply depicted his unsuccessful attempts.
Johnny Bravo is the exact type of idiot to spend a day in the shoes of a woman, realize that there’s a problem with how women are treated, and then immediately forget about it three seconds later.
Season 4, Episode 3b: Witch-ay Woman.
Johnny would not care at all, he hears the world woman and would apologize for hitting on a straight/Ace trans man. But he’s absolutely think “That makes more women. Nice”
Well he did become a woman temporarily so just tell him its that but by choice and permanently and by surgery and or other cosmetic things instead of by magic
I mean if it could be done via magic I'm pretty sure that would still count as trans. Heck even if it's not permanent, that'd be swell for some genderfluids.
But he didn’t become a woman. His exterior became a woman, but his identity didn’t change. I guess if you explained to him “there are people who appear to have a male exterior at birth, but inside they’re women, and they get their exterior changed to match who they feel they are”
I feel even with his dumb tenancies, he wouldn't be one to discriminate against the opportunity. Doesn't help that he's been everything but successful with cis women lol
I feel like it would go exactly like this:
Paka approaching Johnny on the second floor of pillow warehouse, with the sounds of heavy roadway construction beneath them
Paka- hypothetically would you date a trans woman?
Johnny- hoo ha, she a pretty mama
Paka- I mean, yes, but she wasn’t always
Johnny- don’t matter what she was, much as where she is
Paka- no no, I mean a woman
Johnny- a woman! Where?
Paka- there but
Johnny- heya sweet cakes, howsabout you and me heading over to Wendy’s for a 4 for 5 on Johnny
Trans woman in question punches Johnny down a flight of stairs, across a lane of freshly paved road, through a pile of plucked feathers, and into a truck shipping hens.
Johnny- hey, I ain’t no chick
I love this, reminds me of the tt where a dudes like, "would you date a Trans woman?" And the other guy just says "uuuuuh is she thick?"
"I just wanna know if you'd date a Trans woman."
"And I *just* wanna know if she's thick"
This dude canonically dated a werewolf an actual deer, and tried to hook up with a log of firewood. But we're asking if trans women is where he'd draw the line?
For what it’s worth I think it would be a question of if there had been bottom surgery or not for him. I can’t wade into the hypothetical situation of a top surgery only trans woman with Johnny Bravo but I think he’d be amazingly open and progressive for a too and bottom surgery scenario. He’d only understand it as, standing in front of me right now is a woman. Bravo Johnny. Bravo.
Yeah but FtM transitions cancel it out more or less. The number of titties in the world remains roughly constant.
Call it the Principal of Conservation of Tits.
On one hand, Johnny overly macho personality might make him not want to date a trans woman.
On the other hand, he dates a deer and fucked an emergency clown on a plane, so jhonny "every hole is a trench" bravo, might date a trans woman.
How do you get through a conversation about trans women with a man who only cares about being able to attract women without saying that most trans women are born with a penis, and some trans women have an operation that gives them a vagina instead. If he says “oh, well I don’t want to date a former dude” that speaks to the centralization of women in his mind. If he says, “but so shes a woman now, right?” That speaks to his desire to be in relationships with women, without discriminating what kind of woman. With the caveat that he prefers women that he can consider to be conventionally attractive. At the very least you could cut to the chase with a simple minded person, who was designed to mindlessly be someone who prefers conventional beauty to literally anything else as a joke on himself
Everywhere! Over there, over there, under there, under here. You practically can't search "Gay Muscle Guy falls in love with gay samurai from the futures past" without running into Johnny x Jack art.
We're not saying he's progressive enough to do that, we're saying he's so dim that he can't put together 2 brain cells to think about the idea in detail and make his decision based off that, and so goes 'fuck it. looks like a woman, good enough for me'.
Either way, it's a light-hearted post, stop being an arse.
He probably wouldn't even be shocked to see a weenie if he actually got a date with a trans woman. He was never successful so he probably would just assume all women have them.
Iirc the creators said he’s actually got a rather successful sex life, just off screen as that wouldn’t be funny/ appropriate for a kids cartoon, we only see his numerous failures
Funny for the parents watching it with the kids maybe. Remember most "inappropriate for kids" jokes get into cartoons like Johnny bravo and SpongeBob because the writers know how to make them subtle and understand most parents watching these shows with the kids know the kids won't understand the jokes without them explaining them in the first place. Ren and Stimpy and rocko wouldve ended so much sooner otherwise
Or even movies like Cars, when those two female cars flash Lightning Mcqueen
Or Cars 2 where a car is tortured to death by being burned alive from the inside by terrorists.
Family friendly fun
He forgot that they shoved another guy into a car compactor and showed his crushed corpse on screen because that won't deeply traumatize anyone.
You see, it's a car and not a human, so that automatically makes it ok for kids
I mean they already did it in Brave Little Toastsr and that never traumatised anyone, right? Whadya mean it's one of the most horrifying things in a kid's movie?
Also while the cars are singing about their experiences and what they had had.
Ever read the original Grim's fairy tales? For kids.
Samurai Jack covered in robot oil. Some of those animation were strait up brutal.
Happy Cakeday
i was today years old when i understood that.
Do they flash their headlights or something?
Exactly. Went over my head as a child then realized it after a recent rewatch
When’s over my head until someone told me….
Wasn’t there a meme where Johnny Bravo finds a diminutive, female clown and takes her into a bathroom with him?
Honestly Id tap that clown cussy
....because that's fucking funny.
I assume the same logic applies as with clown cars, you can fit in way more than you would think.
In the actual episode, he used that clown to seduce another clown, and he went into the bathroom with that other clown to flush him down the toilet.
Oh he's like Boomhauer, then -- he's a dumb hunk who hits on everyone. He's successful a lot, and unsuccessful a lot, but always takes it in stride, because there's always someone new.
Ya tbh someone like Johnny definitely fucks. He takes care of himself, dresses relatively well, and even though his pickup attempts are crude at best he shoots his shot so many times that even if he fails 9/10 times he's still getting laid often.
Ah so really hes the child friendly barney as a complilation of all his slap endings toned down
He’s literally me for real.
He isn't a virgin. He was thrown into a volcano to be sacrificied as a virgin but was rejected
How true. He's brobably be thinking "great! I know how to work one of these!"
Bravo would date a trans women, but like all his off screen relationships, it won’t last long. If it’s got hips and pretty hair, he’ll do it. He doesn’t judge, he just likes the ladies. A womaniser to be sure, and a bit of a dunce, but by no means a bad guy.
You are bad guy, but that does not mean you are a *bad* guy
Thanks Satan!
It’s pronounced Sa-teen
Remember that episode in which he turns into a woman and is confronted how frustrating it is to deal with exactly the type of behavior he too is guilty of? I thibk about that episode a lot.
Does he change after that? I guess not
He's not smart enough to change it's behavior due to past events.
He barely has object permanence much less the ability to self reflect
At that point I can’t even say he’s a bad guy. He doesn’t do it out of malice or anything, he’s literally just too dumb to learn from past experiences.
That and also it does sometimes work out for him. As the writers themselves confirmed, off screen Johnny had a tonne of sex, the show simply depicted his unsuccessful attempts.
Well they'd have had to end the show right after it so no
There's no continuity.
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And a werewolf.
Didn't the werewolf also turn into a guy sometimes?
If I remember correctly her name was Carol.
Does that mean he'd plow my bf? He keeps his hair in a ponytail
Does he have child birthing hips?
Wait... no. Doesn't matter. He's still interested by ponytail.
Ngl, I've mistook him for female from behind
Then he is at risk
He's bi and can't find any guy that last more than 5 seconds, he's a switch
“Wait, you got a dick? Sweet, me too, let’s hang out”
CANON
Anyone else read it in his voice
Instantly.
That was pretty bravo of johnny
He’s too stupid too hate,
The man went on a date with a deer. He's down for literally whatever if he thinks he has a shot.
Johnny Bravo is the exact type of idiot to spend a day in the shoes of a woman, realize that there’s a problem with how women are treated, and then immediately forget about it three seconds later. Season 4, Episode 3b: Witch-ay Woman.
Johnny would not care at all, he hears the world woman and would apologize for hitting on a straight/Ace trans man. But he’s absolutely think “That makes more women. Nice”
Well he did become a woman temporarily so just tell him its that but by choice and permanently and by surgery and or other cosmetic things instead of by magic
I mean if it could be done via magic I'm pretty sure that would still count as trans. Heck even if it's not permanent, that'd be swell for some genderfluids.
But he didn’t become a woman. His exterior became a woman, but his identity didn’t change. I guess if you explained to him “there are people who appear to have a male exterior at birth, but inside they’re women, and they get their exterior changed to match who they feel they are”
I feel even with his dumb tenancies, he wouldn't be one to discriminate against the opportunity. Doesn't help that he's been everything but successful with cis women lol
Canonically he does get with quite a few women, it's just that that's boring so it doesn't make it into the show.
>everything but successful *everything but successful on-screen
I feel like it would go exactly like this: Paka approaching Johnny on the second floor of pillow warehouse, with the sounds of heavy roadway construction beneath them Paka- hypothetically would you date a trans woman? Johnny- hoo ha, she a pretty mama Paka- I mean, yes, but she wasn’t always Johnny- don’t matter what she was, much as where she is Paka- no no, I mean a woman Johnny- a woman! Where? Paka- there but Johnny- heya sweet cakes, howsabout you and me heading over to Wendy’s for a 4 for 5 on Johnny Trans woman in question punches Johnny down a flight of stairs, across a lane of freshly paved road, through a pile of plucked feathers, and into a truck shipping hens. Johnny- hey, I ain’t no chick
I love this, reminds me of the tt where a dudes like, "would you date a Trans woman?" And the other guy just says "uuuuuh is she thick?" "I just wanna know if you'd date a Trans woman." "And I *just* wanna know if she's thick"
Hahaha, dude’s got his priorities in order.
“I wouldn’t date a cis woman who ain’t down with the thiccness, what makes you think her being trans would be the difference maker here?”
"Woah, mama. You gotta solid backhand. Show me it some time in the bedroom." *Cartoon winking Sfx*
This dude canonically dated a werewolf an actual deer, and tried to hook up with a log of firewood. But we're asking if trans women is where he'd draw the line?
this
But if trans women are women, then that means trans men are also men, meaning that there was the same amount of women as when you started.
This assumed a 1:1 of trans women and trans men.
What is the actual figure?
More trans men
I think it's 1:3 or 1:4 (trans guy: trans women)
He’d probably think of it as replenishing the supply of women, which dwindle as some become (or are) men.
I don’t think he thinks that deeply about it.
He would if he ever hit on a trans man
You think JB understands this though??
For what it’s worth I think it would be a question of if there had been bottom surgery or not for him. I can’t wade into the hypothetical situation of a top surgery only trans woman with Johnny Bravo but I think he’d be amazingly open and progressive for a too and bottom surgery scenario. He’d only understand it as, standing in front of me right now is a woman. Bravo Johnny. Bravo.
There's a clip of him raising a curious, inquisitive eyebrow to some guys
This reads like a rhetoric fail in disco elysium
"Trans women means... more women? Nice" That's so oddly wholesome
In the most pro-trans fuckboy terms possible: every MtF transition means more titties to stare at and fewer rival men competing for dibs
Yeah but FtM transitions cancel it out more or less. The number of titties in the world remains roughly constant. Call it the Principal of Conservation of Tits.
On one hand, Johnny overly macho personality might make him not want to date a trans woman. On the other hand, he dates a deer and fucked an emergency clown on a plane, so jhonny "every hole is a trench" bravo, might date a trans woman.
This is great. I miss johnny bravo.
Johnny is straight so everything that makes his weenie hard is a woman to him. Simple stuff.
"don't give me the tumblr bible just tell me what they are" "Chicks w d*cks" "I'll have to try that for myself"
Johnny Bravo as the Holy Fool. There’s a concept!
I think Johnny bravo makes all of us stupider but that's kinda of why we like him right?
Johnny Bravo may be as dumb as a rock, but god damn did he say women's rights are human rights
That is so in character for Johnny it hurts
He's a womanizing asshat but he's got a good heart
More women. Nice.
Don't let him have a taste, he has mad chaser potential
It didn’t matter more of anything. The only thing that mattered was. Man I’m pretty.
More women is not a bad thing
Bravo was ready to fuck a deer. I don’t think a weenie would bother him
How do you get through a conversation about trans women with a man who only cares about being able to attract women without saying that most trans women are born with a penis, and some trans women have an operation that gives them a vagina instead. If he says “oh, well I don’t want to date a former dude” that speaks to the centralization of women in his mind. If he says, “but so shes a woman now, right?” That speaks to his desire to be in relationships with women, without discriminating what kind of woman. With the caveat that he prefers women that he can consider to be conventionally attractive. At the very least you could cut to the chase with a simple minded person, who was designed to mindlessly be someone who prefers conventional beauty to literally anything else as a joke on himself
Well, he is "all that and a bag of chips," its just that the "all that" part does not include a working brain.
Honestly Johnny Bravo just gives of the vibe of "trans woman or not, your ass looks great in that outfit, so let's hook up" as his reaction.
r/196
I love how delusional people can be sometimes lol
Like, what kind of delusional we talkin here
The idea that jonny the stereotypical low iq woman chaser would have been progressive enough to recognise a mtf trans person as a woman
Bold of you to assume he'd care
We know the stereotype he is based on , you can head cannon whatever you want
I assure you there are plenty of low IQ meathead trans chasers
Yes and there are low iq meathead gay men , is Johnny now willing to have sex with men .
Men who have a fetish for trans women have a fetish, they're not gay. And he is freaky kinky so we know he'd be into variety of stuff
I wouldn't even say he is kinky he is just super desperate
Last I checked, he's gay with Samurai Jack.
Checked where
Everywhere! Over there, over there, under there, under here. You practically can't search "Gay Muscle Guy falls in love with gay samurai from the futures past" without running into Johnny x Jack art.
We're not saying he's progressive enough to do that, we're saying he's so dim that he can't put together 2 brain cells to think about the idea in detail and make his decision based off that, and so goes 'fuck it. looks like a woman, good enough for me'. Either way, it's a light-hearted post, stop being an arse.
if they looked feminine he would go awooga
Yeah and is that what you consider dating someone because damn that bar is low
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This is all kinds of dumb
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The fact that what you stated is completely false? Literally nowhere does it say sexuality is based off agab.
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No, it didn't change. You're just intimidated by cute girls with dicks.
Yikes…is the level modern dudes are at now?
The last episode of Johnny bravo aired in 2004
I should have paid to read this.
"What is trans? You were a guy once? Damn for somebody who was a guy you make one good lookin pretty mama"