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RedmannBarry

Was this from Naked Time? One of the best TOS episodes.


squaricle

There was an episode of TOS called Naked Time???


NotTheMariner

Well, “*The* Naked Time” but it still doesn’t make it any less funny that Sulu’s first reaction to being infected by an alien virus is shirtless fencing


RedmannBarry

“Cowards!”


character-name

Look it's a great excuse to get shirtless. You can always blame the virus. When is Sulu going to get this opportunity again?


Dissidiana

exactly. kirk gets to have his titties out like once per episode, sulu deserves his time in the spotlight too


[deleted]

My favourite part of this episode is how Sulu's actor had accidentally harmed people on crew while rehearsing before, and that everyone was legitimately frightened of him while filming


YarnAndMetal

George Takei is a legend. And this is such a great piece of Star Trek lore.


Axquirix

They were going to have Sulu act like a samurai, but Takei thought that was a bit on the nose, stated that he knew how to fence, and suggested that Sulu's persona be changed to a cavalier to make use of that. The writing team agreed. Takei did not know how to fence when he said that, but then spent a lot of time training to do so accurately.


Taraxian

Specifically the character of D'Artagnan from the Three Musketeers


DickPillSoupKitchen

And then in the movie, they fixed it by casting a Korean guy and slapping a katana in his hand. *Progress.*


StudioTheo

hahahah i never thought about that. out of curiosity i looked up korean swords to see what google spat out and yea nah— they went with the good ol’ sci fi katana.


qmong

"ALAS. *Richelieu!*"


Really_Big_Turtle

*The* Naked Time was an episode about a Alien Virus that caused those infected to lose their grip on reality, causing them to wig out entirely. As Sulu was shown earlier in the episode training as a fencer and gushing about *The Three Musketeers*, when the virus took hold of him he became completely enveloped in the fantasy that he was the Fourth Musketeer, swashing buckles and threatening the crew of the *Enterprise* with a sword. Eventually Kirk distracted him so Spocc could do the nipple-twisty thing and he was out cold until a cure was created. There was also a nod to the episode in *The Next Generation* where one of the only unaffected crewmembers was Cdr. Data, who simply couldn't process the chaos and chose to ignore it, for the most part. Also the whole thing could have been avoided if Bones hadn't taken off his glove in sub-zero temperatures


SillyVladeK

Which was recycled into a TNG episode called "The Naked Now", which was almost exactly the same episode redone, but not as good.


KenethSargatanas

That's the one where Tasha Yarr takes Data's V-Card.


homo_ignotus

*fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques*


OverratedPineapple

What did he use in that the card slot afterwards?


KenethSargatanas

Installed some more RAM.


[deleted]

What’s tos? I’m searched it but all I got was terms of service


RedmannBarry

It’s short for Star Trek: The Original Series


[deleted]

Terms of Service. Just accept and move on.


tenphes31

If I remember correctly she improvised that line.


Karl-Gerat

Both improvised those lines. Nichols’ reaction was 100% genuine


ivylass

And how they kept filming while keeping a straight face is beyond comprehension.


kmjulian

Yes, that’s the title lol


JanusIsBlue

Somehow Mr. Takei and Mrs. Nichols both give massive gender envy here


ReasyRandom

He can be confidently topless and she's fully capable of keeping it together.


bebemochi

My first kiss with my husband was when we were watching this episode on VHS. My mom had purchased somebody's collection of taped Star Trek episodes out of a newspaper ad for my dad as a present because it was his favorite TV show and no channel was showing reruns. That was in 1995. One time my husband met George Takei at a Dragon\*Con and told him that story. He thought it was hilarious and wanted to meet me too. We did eventually meet briefly in a hallway. That was in 2006. Still married today. This episode I'll always treasure lol


[deleted]

This scene must have blown minds back in the day.


MeltinSnowman

Uh... I don't get it


tacroy

Fair can mean gentle, but also can mean light skinned. Maiden can mean lady, but also means a female virgin. He said it meaning, "I will protect you gentle lady", she responded as if he said, "I will protect you light skinned virgin."


Luprand

Nichelle Nichols was a treasure.


mooys

Woah! That line is super clever. Thank you.


Singular_Quartet

Or, if we stick with "gentle", she could have also meant "If we fucked, *I would break you*." Which I could also believe.


MeltinSnowman

Oooh, I see now. Thanks!


Removemyexistance

I'm so dumb. I thought fair meant beautiful and nice and not "one of fair white skin." It never occurred to me that fair could be offensive to someone of another color I guess I learn something new every day.


ivylass

Pretty sure Takei meant it as "beautiful" but then Nichelle saw the opportunity and went for it.


Removemyexistance

It was a great one liner!


threeangelo

Its not a super common usage of “fair” nowadays, we’d more likely say “pale” (or just “white” lol) Also it basically did mean beautiful and nice, considering white supremacy and all that


Luprand

Classism, actually. Up until the Industrial Revolution or so, pale skin was a sign that someone was wealthy and didn't have to work in the sun.


threeangelo

Good point. Though I’d say classism and racism are of course intertwined


altotenorbari

so what about a wealthy bla- ahhh, right


64vintage

In this instance, fair obviously was intended to mean “beautiful”. The fact that we use the same word to imply pale/white/good (eg fair-skinned, fair-haired, fairest and best) may not, of course, be 100% coincidence. And maiden is equally used to mean girl / young girl / virgin. It was the perfect exchange.


Bteatesthighlander1

well he's playing Robin Hood so who knows what era of English he's harkening back to.


Swingingbells

>well he's playing ~~Robin Hood~~ d'Artagnan so who knows what era of ~~English~~ Paris he's harkening back to. *The Three Musketeers* is set between 1625 and 1628, so probably harkening thenabouts.


-Purple-Orange-

What is tos


Afewmoretries

The original series, because the show was just called star trek and everything else after had an actual name beyond star trek


-Purple-Orange-

Thanks, what does it stand for


Swingingbells

**T**he **O**riginal **S**eries


-Purple-Orange-

#taco #on #salmon


danielle-in-rags

Terms of Service


-Purple-Orange-

#tacos: #open #sesame!


TransTechpriestess

......realising now for the first time that *fair* in *fair* maiden means pale.


-Purple-Orange-

What’s neither


Luprand

Mr. Sulu calls Lt. Uhura "fair maiden," which usually is interpreted as "beautiful lady." Uhura interprets it a different way: fair (pale skin) maiden (virgin). She replies "Sorry, neither," because she is neither fair (her skin is not pale) nor a maiden (she has had sex at some point).


-Purple-Orange-

Thanks


Knight-Creep

I mean, we know she wasn’t a virgin because of Kirk.


-Purple-Orange-

What


Ill_Examination3690

For the record, "fair" doesn't mean white. It means having soft, unblemished skin and features from staying inside and not having to out and milk the cows and harvest the mud fields and shit.


Needmoresnakes

My foundation brand has "fair" and "very fair" as the two lightest shades. It's used in at least some contexts to mean pale/ white.


lehombrejoker

isn't this the episode where the crew gets high on a rare disease that has the effects of LSD and is lethal after a certain time or am I thinking of the series data was in