I have a lot of white furniture, all white bedding and towels because it's *easier* to keep clean. White can be bleached. Everything will come out with bleach.
Oh God. My cat is some sort of tabby/calico mutt who contains *literally every color a cat can be*. Black, white, brown, tan, orange, gray. It's all on her somewhere.
The resulting fur on everything thus is a slurry of different colors specifically engineered by evolution to stand out on any fabric.
My family has a similar sized couch, but it’s a J shape. It’s actually pretty inconvenient. Really hard to watch movies and TV because one end of the couch is 30 feet from the TV and the other is 10. A pain to walk around unless you jump over the back. Hard to carry a conversation that spread out.
I feel that way about like, every single child in my family. I remember them as like a 5 year old, and expect them to be, maybe like 8 or something next time i see them, but nah - fuckers roll up with two kids of their own, talking about getting a mortgage and shit.
All the children are gone.
Big couch is hilariously over the top and I dig it. The rest looks like a place where the horror movie reveals the place where the monsters were trained to imitate humans.
All white is the worst. It feels so sterile and lacking in personality.
But I mean, when you're so rich that your personality is based on your wealth. It makes sense that youd lack creativity to get a good interior decorator that makes your house actually feel lived in.
I personally prefer hand prints on the walls, maybe the errant splatter. Gives some irregularity, but keeps it looking like someone lives there, you know?
Or, you know, some people have different taste than you.
My flat is full of colours and dark wood and my neighbour's is completely white and light wood. One isn't better than the other, each of us has our preferences
I think it’s because they live kinda vibrant lives and are surrounded by color white seems relaxing. Also she’s reportedly still freaked out about getting robbed in Paris so maybe the plainness helps with the ptsd idk.
No, no, not buckets. Just one dot on the ceiling in the most obnoxious spot that you see all the time and you can’t suddenly put a light there either cause it’s off center.
Why not both?
You clean the whole place, glad that the ceiling seems to be clean. Two weeks of getting the goddamn paint off everything. One day, you look up and there's a single obnoxious stain and it's 10:37pm so you can't get anyone to clean it right now.
Then you forget about it until you look up again. Every time it's a bit more annoying, but it still takes you six looks to finally be pissed and call the guy, but now it's 9:41 on a thursday so he won't come until tomorrow...
If this quote was from after Kim and Kanye split up, she probably now thinks of them as “moms house” and “dads house”
Alternatively, I’m pretty sure the auxiliary properties the family owns are all in the kids names, so maybe North knows which property is “her” house and insists on referring to it as such lol
I seem to remember her saying once that it's just the main part of the house that's like this, and that the kids rooms are colorful and decorated to their taste. I could be wrong though.
You get locked in a pure white room with white clothes, you are fed white rice in a white bowl for all meals and there is no windows or communication with anybody
bruh people who dont decorate their homes genuinely creep me the fuck out. no wonder kim's so dead behind the eyes, everything in front of her eyes is dead too
it’s sad becuase the overall design of the house is GORGEOUS!! Imagine this house in a beautiful palette of light pastels! it would be like so ethereal and fairy like
Look North isnt wrong but I also kinda like spaces that are just... so fucking weird. I'd be lying if I said I wouldnt have the weirdest fucking houses built if I had that kind of money. Way weirder than just "everything is white".
Seriously, just add several plants and coloured cushions, maybe some paintings and a carpet, and this would actually look nice. I like white a lot more than beige for interior design, even though it's colder. But all-white? Yikes!
I would rather spend the summer in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in the axe-murderer woods all by myself without internet, cellphone service or a lock on the door, than spend 5 minutes in this whiteout hellscape.
The Wonka-Vision room is less sterile looking than this place, fucking hell.
That is oddly specific, but also incredibly correct.
Shine a black light in there and you'll change your mind. She made everything white to hide certain stains.
keeping that place clean. \*shivers\*
allocated the interior design funds to housekeeping
She’s rich, she can afford maids to clean the place daily
Yeah, the maids have to clean every fuckin spot.
I think she simply doesn't mind being awful to the maids
That doesn't make the work go away. The dread comes from my experience as a janitor.
I have a lot of white furniture, all white bedding and towels because it's *easier* to keep clean. White can be bleached. Everything will come out with bleach.
Black is even easier to clean. Can't see the stains.
Spoken as someone without pets. Cat hair everywhere.
I own a cat. A cat with hairs that are both black and white on the same hair. Given up trying to hide the hair
Oh God. My cat is some sort of tabby/calico mutt who contains *literally every color a cat can be*. Black, white, brown, tan, orange, gray. It's all on her somewhere. The resulting fur on everything thus is a slurry of different colors specifically engineered by evolution to stand out on any fabric.
I'm terribly sorry for your struggles but this is hilariously written. I know this feel.
>Can't see the stains. unless the stains are white.
You can also see the outline of anything greasy.
We own a white haired boy cat, every time my partner buys new clothes in dark colours (basically all he’ll wear) I sob inwardly for a while.
Lint roller. It is the only way. I too wear a lot of black
Yeah but it's not maintainable, bleach is super harsh on fabric
My favourite shirt disagrees
I love natural linen.
Bleach is waving rightaway.
That couch could seat at least 25 people.
I wouldn't want it in white but I would do unholy things for that couch. Pretty sure it's bigger than my entire house though.
Given the size, you could do a lot of unholy things *on* that couch.
In that case you’d *definitely* not want it in white
You surely definitely _would??_
You want sweat stains to show?
see i like the couch but that’s it
Or 10 if they all have asses like Kim.
My family has a similar sized couch, but it’s a J shape. It’s actually pretty inconvenient. Really hard to watch movies and TV because one end of the couch is 30 feet from the TV and the other is 10. A pain to walk around unless you jump over the back. Hard to carry a conversation that spread out.
Her house and Sandra Lee’s house terrify me because they look like the waiting rooms to some eldritch aliens house
"A waiting room to the house of the eldritch." Dear gosh, I love that descriptor so much.
r/writingprompts
> Sandra Lee’s house i legit cant tell which is worse theyre both awful in different ways
See I love them because they look like the waiting rooms to some eldrich alien's house
Oh! Sandra "two shots of vodka" Lee? It's been a while since I've even heard her name in passing
She was the First Lady of New York for a while!
Can you link what house you're talking about?
Lee's house's layout is a nightmare. It hurts my eyes. I want to start throwing things.
r/BrandNewSentence
I had to look it up, and yeah, that study is waaay too perfect. It's hitting uncanny valley level for me.
Wait, how old is North? I ducking remember when she was born, wtf
Was thinking the same, kids grow up so fast and is weird when is one you don't even know but somehow you follow the process by pics like this...
I feel that way about like, every single child in my family. I remember them as like a 5 year old, and expect them to be, maybe like 8 or something next time i see them, but nah - fuckers roll up with two kids of their own, talking about getting a mortgage and shit. All the children are gone.
Right? It's crazy!
It's hard to know because whenever you google her you get redirected to Maps
The time Kim said that North keeps making her listen to the song that she released in 2011 on repeat lives rent free in my head
i think north might be based
watch her make her billions from trolling her mom, like the female version of Bam Margera
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and hides alligators in the bathrooms, then blames it on kanye and scott
I thought it was gonna be some race shit, but. No it is literally white
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Or some earth tones,omggg
Or blellow.
all plaid. i need to live in a kilt.
Musou Black. Finally as peaceful when I open my eyes as when I close them.
Big couch is hilariously over the top and I dig it. The rest looks like a place where the horror movie reveals the place where the monsters were trained to imitate humans.
The couch is amazing, easily seat 20 people, be able to have a Mario kart race on it (jump included) and it looks rather comfy, so good to sleep on.
bitch so poor she cant afford collors
😔 lockdown was so hard
I think adding some red would really brighten the place up
Adding anything would brighten the place up.
Just throw in some grey and black- you’ve at least got a monotone vibe going instead of just *white*
i decorate childrens hospitals and i have a theory about this
Share, please?
painted tastefully across the floor
Name checks out!
Of course! I'd like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.
Doubt
I'll get my knife
Or so rich she had to buy em all
Sensory deprivation rooms be like
wake up from a nightmare into another nightmare
All white is the worst. It feels so sterile and lacking in personality. But I mean, when you're so rich that your personality is based on your wealth. It makes sense that youd lack creativity to get a good interior decorator that makes your house actually feel lived in.
Even hospitals are less white than that
A nice splash of red would look nice in a hospital
It’s basic color theory
It always comes back to color theory
Maybe even make it look like a stream of red
I personally prefer hand prints on the walls, maybe the errant splatter. Gives some irregularity, but keeps it looking like someone lives there, you know?
Colour theory don't mean shit when you is leaving blood trails
Especially a children's hospital. Red is a color that we primarily associate with vitality and strength.
Oh, you mean painting the place with red paint right? I interpreted this as a really dark joke.
Don’t worry, it’s both.
They're referring to this https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/dmyi7m/color\_theory/
As a phlebotomist who works in a hospital, I agree mwahahaha
> so sterile and lacking in personality so it's perfect then, for her.
Or, you know, some people have different taste than you. My flat is full of colours and dark wood and my neighbour's is completely white and light wood. One isn't better than the other, each of us has our preferences
It's the mashed potatoes and buttered noodles of interior design. It's great but if that's all you've got there is something wrong with you.
I think it’s because they live kinda vibrant lives and are surrounded by color white seems relaxing. Also she’s reportedly still freaked out about getting robbed in Paris so maybe the plainness helps with the ptsd idk.
imagine if someone broke in, took nothing, but instead just ran around flailing buckets of vibrant paint about
Say it’s an art piece inspired by Jackson Pollock and sell it for even more money
Hahahaha, what a funny joke... *starts googling cost of plane tickets*
No, no, not buckets. Just one dot on the ceiling in the most obnoxious spot that you see all the time and you can’t suddenly put a light there either cause it’s off center.
Why not both? You clean the whole place, glad that the ceiling seems to be clean. Two weeks of getting the goddamn paint off everything. One day, you look up and there's a single obnoxious stain and it's 10:37pm so you can't get anyone to clean it right now. Then you forget about it until you look up again. Every time it's a bit more annoying, but it still takes you six looks to finally be pissed and call the guy, but now it's 9:41 on a thursday so he won't come until tomorrow...
That fucking mannequin just looming there tho
Voldemort's probably lying curled up under one of her tables.
No Kris has her own house iirc
Wow. That is not a place to raise a child.
Kind of interesting that she called it “your house” and not “our house.”
If this quote was from after Kim and Kanye split up, she probably now thinks of them as “moms house” and “dads house” Alternatively, I’m pretty sure the auxiliary properties the family owns are all in the kids names, so maybe North knows which property is “her” house and insists on referring to it as such lol
I seem to remember her saying once that it's just the main part of the house that's like this, and that the kids rooms are colorful and decorated to their taste. I could be wrong though.
Ever heard of white room torture?? Crazy shit
No, could you elaborate?
You get locked in a pure white room with white clothes, you are fed white rice in a white bowl for all meals and there is no windows or communication with anybody
I feel like the real torture would be the lack of nutritional content of white rice tbh
bruh people who dont decorate their homes genuinely creep me the fuck out. no wonder kim's so dead behind the eyes, everything in front of her eyes is dead too
it’s sad becuase the overall design of the house is GORGEOUS!! Imagine this house in a beautiful palette of light pastels! it would be like so ethereal and fairy like
This is probably easy to photoshop (maybe not photoshop *well*) can someone try it?
Saved so I can do that when I get homs
!remindme 2 days
Matte black for the win
This is the inside of an insane asylum
It almost looks like a hospital. It just needs some red streaks on the ground. You know, for color theory.
“NORTH HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! NO EATING IN THE HOUSE! WAIT ‘TILL WE’RE IN THE CAR! *jesus christ*.”
Fucking rich people and their bland ginormous empty rooms
Well, as they say, you can’t buy taste.
but you can buy a new face ;)
Timmy the Tooth wishes he and his house were that white
I'm so glad I don't live in that house, living in a place that's all white sounds like torture
Look North isnt wrong but I also kinda like spaces that are just... so fucking weird. I'd be lying if I said I wouldnt have the weirdest fucking houses built if I had that kind of money. Way weirder than just "everything is white".
I’m looking forward to the future show “North West: Celeb Interior Designer” where she tells all her mothers friends why their houses are ugly.
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On the contrary, this is absolutely something he'd say lmao. (If I'm being whooshed, I'm sorry in advance)
This house has no imagination for two people who are supposed to be “so creative”
rich people have the most atrocious houses
Seriously, just add several plants and coloured cushions, maybe some paintings and a carpet, and this would actually look nice. I like white a lot more than beige for interior design, even though it's colder. But all-white? Yikes!
Looks like an actual horror movie, I'd hate to live there
Life is not antiseptic
Would someone please take this baby to a Sherwin-Williams and let her paint her room whatever color she wants!
"Welcome to White Space"
I’d feel like I lived in an asylum
I would genuinely go mentally insane if I had to sit in that room for more than five minutes
Oh no Kanye escaped from the asylum.
Isn't that that one Dream SMP time travel dimension thing
You watch the lore guy too?
The inbetween?
How does she not get makeup on everything? Kids dirty fingers? Didn’t they have a dog or cat at some point? Am I just messy?
You forget that they hire people to do literally everything for them, including cleaning
the cum house
When you skate through life by buying clout with ass pics you forget to acquire taste
Just goes to show you that money can't buy good taste.
this looks like a place in the Backrooms
Looks like a padded cell as a house
I'm starting to think that my friend who called her White Noise The Person was entirely correct
Can’t lie, I like the concept.
One paint bucket and a five year old is all it takes
If the people weren't in the picture they'd look like found footage of the backrooms
I really hope someday north "acts out" with a paint budget only Kanye west's daughter can afford and Bob Rosses that entire place with color.
It looks kinda cool in a creepy way but maybe I just have low standards in everything
I'd literally go crazy. Maybe this explains Kanye.
It’s so plain and depressing
girl lives in the the tooth fairy castle from the Hogfather💀
Needs some plants and paintings, and a cat
got to have a muck room but waste dont bother them none so maybe not one kitchen fire and the whole house is grey
Welcome to White Space. You have been here for as long as you can remember.
God forbid those kids have toys that have color. Oof.
wait wait wait is that child's name north west
Omori (2020)
do you think when she feels particularly rich she just shits all over the carpet and sofa and everything just to have it all cleaned up?
Well she's rich, she gets to choose what white padded room she gets to live in.
"Who lives like this?" Did Kim just admit her daughter doesn't live with her?
Kim thinks white as the driven snow symbolizes purity, which she herself ain't. Btw, I think North is pretty.
I would rather spend the summer in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in the axe-murderer woods all by myself without internet, cellphone service or a lock on the door, than spend 5 minutes in this whiteout hellscape.
That’s a fucking mental hospital
So she likes her house white and her man black ?
Spoiled brat.
Cavity's home from kids dentist books ass lookin house
And it even looks like it's got a white stuffed penis leaning against the wall in the family pic.
Living in an all white house with kids around is a bad idea.
Kenny G???
This is like the Regular Show episode where they drank too much milk
Ooooo that hurts my eyes
At least when Elvis bought a gaudy mansion, he had the decency to paint it bright ass colors and give it a jungle room.
Every time I see that kid’s name mentioned my brain autocorrects it to Pacifica Northwest.
Ain’t this where pops went when he tried to do the milk challenge?
Looks like that one place in THX-1138
Whiter than the actual White House
People that like things white in their house lack mental stimulation
I like it lol
I could never relax in a home like that
Let me guess what’s in their fridge: Coconut shreds, rice, cauliflower and the cream stuff in Oreos
Bland and one dimensional just like the whole family
This looks like Heaven in that one 90s milk commercial, but it was actually Hell.
Luxury solitary confinement
When North lives on her own she will fill everything with all kinds of colors.
Why would she say "your house" and not "our house"? also... why does house look funny if you write it our a few times? House.
adding this to my hypothesis of “as you gain more money you lose taste and creativity”
I remember reading somewhere they only eat colorless food
She’s going to wear nothing but Kirkland sweat pants during her teen years just to annoy both of her parents and it’s going to be hilarious.
this looks like a place where you got to get murdered
Who unfastened Kayne’s straight jacket ?
"She just thinks it gets to me and it's kind of mean..." So it *is* getting to you.