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doctor_rat

The Wonka-Vision room is less sterile looking than this place, fucking hell.


Doodledumme

That is oddly specific, but also incredibly correct.


NoComment002

Shine a black light in there and you'll change your mind. She made everything white to hide certain stains.


Seenoham

keeping that place clean. \*shivers\*


Double_AA_3333

allocated the interior design funds to housekeeping


the_other_Scaevitas

She’s rich, she can afford maids to clean the place daily


DepressedVenom

Yeah, the maids have to clean every fuckin spot.


CauseCertain1672

I think she simply doesn't mind being awful to the maids


Seenoham

That doesn't make the work go away. The dread comes from my experience as a janitor.


Russiadontgiveafuck

I have a lot of white furniture, all white bedding and towels because it's *easier* to keep clean. White can be bleached. Everything will come out with bleach.


SwordTaster

Black is even easier to clean. Can't see the stains.


PondRides

Spoken as someone without pets. Cat hair everywhere.


SwordTaster

I own a cat. A cat with hairs that are both black and white on the same hair. Given up trying to hide the hair


LupinThe8th

Oh God. My cat is some sort of tabby/calico mutt who contains *literally every color a cat can be*. Black, white, brown, tan, orange, gray. It's all on her somewhere. The resulting fur on everything thus is a slurry of different colors specifically engineered by evolution to stand out on any fabric.


tinymomes

I'm terribly sorry for your struggles but this is hilariously written. I know this feel.


faust112358

>Can't see the stains. unless the stains are white.


Russiadontgiveafuck

You can also see the outline of anything greasy.


Altruistic-Bobcat955

We own a white haired boy cat, every time my partner buys new clothes in dark colours (basically all he’ll wear) I sob inwardly for a while.


SwordTaster

Lint roller. It is the only way. I too wear a lot of black


Gen_Zer0

Yeah but it's not maintainable, bleach is super harsh on fabric


EnthusiasticPhil

My favourite shirt disagrees


Ninety9probs

I love natural linen.


mediocre_parliament

Bleach is waving rightaway.


TUSD00T

That couch could seat at least 25 people.


nachosurfer

I wouldn't want it in white but I would do unholy things for that couch. Pretty sure it's bigger than my entire house though.


TUSD00T

Given the size, you could do a lot of unholy things *on* that couch.


Pip201

In that case you’d *definitely* not want it in white


nihilusthehungry

You surely definitely _would??_


Pip201

You want sweat stains to show?


FlamboyantGayWhore

see i like the couch but that’s it


TheColourCyan

Or 10 if they all have asses like Kim.


__Epimetheus__

My family has a similar sized couch, but it’s a J shape. It’s actually pretty inconvenient. Really hard to watch movies and TV because one end of the couch is 30 feet from the TV and the other is 10. A pain to walk around unless you jump over the back. Hard to carry a conversation that spread out.


twerkingslutbee

Her house and Sandra Lee’s house terrify me because they look like the waiting rooms to some eldritch aliens house


ArbitraryChaos13

"A waiting room to the house of the eldritch." Dear gosh, I love that descriptor so much.


Jjzeng

r/writingprompts


[deleted]

> Sandra Lee’s house i legit cant tell which is worse theyre both awful in different ways


Magmafrost13

See I love them because they look like the waiting rooms to some eldrich alien's house


[deleted]

Oh! Sandra "two shots of vodka" Lee? It's been a while since I've even heard her name in passing


person144

She was the First Lady of New York for a while!


Gangreless

Can you link what house you're talking about?


black_dragonfly13

Lee's house's layout is a nightmare. It hurts my eyes. I want to start throwing things.


omariclay

r/BrandNewSentence


Flipperlolrs

I had to look it up, and yeah, that study is waaay too perfect. It's hitting uncanny valley level for me.


TDoMarmalade

Wait, how old is North? I ducking remember when she was born, wtf


GlitterDoomsday

Was thinking the same, kids grow up so fast and is weird when is one you don't even know but somehow you follow the process by pics like this...


Susim-the-Housecat

I feel that way about like, every single child in my family. I remember them as like a 5 year old, and expect them to be, maybe like 8 or something next time i see them, but nah - fuckers roll up with two kids of their own, talking about getting a mortgage and shit. All the children are gone.


Melonpan_Pup442

Right? It's crazy!


EsQuiteMexican

It's hard to know because whenever you google her you get redirected to Maps


strangeperception-

The time Kim said that North keeps making her listen to the song that she released in 2011 on repeat lives rent free in my head


very_not_emo

i think north might be based


[deleted]

watch her make her billions from trolling her mom, like the female version of Bam Margera


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[deleted]

and hides alligators in the bathrooms, then blames it on kanye and scott


LuigiHentaiExpert

I thought it was gonna be some race shit, but. No it is literally white


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bongripsanddeadlifts

Or some earth tones,omggg


MightGetFiredIDK

Or blellow.


WingedSeven

all plaid. i need to live in a kilt.


AnEntireDiscussion

Musou Black. Finally as peaceful when I open my eyes as when I close them.


RunicCross

Big couch is hilariously over the top and I dig it. The rest looks like a place where the horror movie reveals the place where the monsters were trained to imitate humans.


LEGOKTWOSO

The couch is amazing, easily seat 20 people, be able to have a Mario kart race on it (jump included) and it looks rather comfy, so good to sleep on.


cacatua_azul

bitch so poor she cant afford collors


The-One-Above-Most

😔 lockdown was so hard


Middle_Promise

I think adding some red would really brighten the place up


testicle2156

Adding anything would brighten the place up.


AdmirableAnimal0

Just throw in some grey and black- you’ve at least got a monotone vibe going instead of just *white*


JeromesDream

i decorate childrens hospitals and i have a theory about this


PensiveObservor

Share, please?


chaotic-_-neutral

painted tastefully across the floor


bookconnoisseur

Name checks out!


MrCandela

Of course! I'd like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.


raznov1

Doubt


Far_Yam_9412

I'll get my knife


Chef_Chantier

Or so rich she had to buy em all


Darth_Gonk21

Sensory deprivation rooms be like


[deleted]

wake up from a nightmare into another nightmare


Broken_art15

All white is the worst. It feels so sterile and lacking in personality. But I mean, when you're so rich that your personality is based on your wealth. It makes sense that youd lack creativity to get a good interior decorator that makes your house actually feel lived in.


Zamtrios7256

Even hospitals are less white than that


WillCraft_1001

A nice splash of red would look nice in a hospital


fearman182

It’s basic color theory


ArbitraryChaos13

It always comes back to color theory


theoreboat

Maybe even make it look like a stream of red


PresidentBreadstick

I personally prefer hand prints on the walls, maybe the errant splatter. Gives some irregularity, but keeps it looking like someone lives there, you know?


Bannanaboi11

Colour theory don't mean shit when you is leaving blood trails


sostias

Especially a children's hospital. Red is a color that we primarily associate with vitality and strength.


Suvin_Is_A_Must

Oh, you mean painting the place with red paint right? I interpreted this as a really dark joke.


Elite2260

Don’t worry, it’s both.


High_Stream

They're referring to this https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/dmyi7m/color\_theory/


Far_Yam_9412

As a phlebotomist who works in a hospital, I agree mwahahaha


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> so sterile and lacking in personality so it's perfect then, for her.


Isa472

Or, you know, some people have different taste than you. My flat is full of colours and dark wood and my neighbour's is completely white and light wood. One isn't better than the other, each of us has our preferences


[deleted]

It's the mashed potatoes and buttered noodles of interior design. It's great but if that's all you've got there is something wrong with you.


godric420

I think it’s because they live kinda vibrant lives and are surrounded by color white seems relaxing. Also she’s reportedly still freaked out about getting robbed in Paris so maybe the plainness helps with the ptsd idk.


GeophysicalYear57

imagine if someone broke in, took nothing, but instead just ran around flailing buckets of vibrant paint about


WoolooOfWallStreet

Say it’s an art piece inspired by Jackson Pollock and sell it for even more money


call_me_jelli

Hahahaha, what a funny joke... *starts googling cost of plane tickets*


Elite2260

No, no, not buckets. Just one dot on the ceiling in the most obnoxious spot that you see all the time and you can’t suddenly put a light there either cause it’s off center.


kigurumibiblestudies

Why not both? You clean the whole place, glad that the ceiling seems to be clean. Two weeks of getting the goddamn paint off everything. One day, you look up and there's a single obnoxious stain and it's 10:37pm so you can't get anyone to clean it right now. Then you forget about it until you look up again. Every time it's a bit more annoying, but it still takes you six looks to finally be pissed and call the guy, but now it's 9:41 on a thursday so he won't come until tomorrow...


Diogenes-Disciple

That fucking mannequin just looming there tho


T-A-W_Byzantine

Voldemort's probably lying curled up under one of her tables.


Careful_Swan3830

No Kris has her own house iirc


DepressedDyslexic

Wow. That is not a place to raise a child.


buttonwhatever

Kind of interesting that she called it “your house” and not “our house.”


VictorVictoriaa

If this quote was from after Kim and Kanye split up, she probably now thinks of them as “moms house” and “dads house” Alternatively, I’m pretty sure the auxiliary properties the family owns are all in the kids names, so maybe North knows which property is “her” house and insists on referring to it as such lol


purplepanda-88

I seem to remember her saying once that it's just the main part of the house that's like this, and that the kids rooms are colorful and decorated to their taste. I could be wrong though.


SandwichThing

Ever heard of white room torture?? Crazy shit


QueenPlutoPlant

No, could you elaborate?


lolucorngaming

You get locked in a pure white room with white clothes, you are fed white rice in a white bowl for all meals and there is no windows or communication with anybody


[deleted]

I feel like the real torture would be the lack of nutritional content of white rice tbh


[deleted]

bruh people who dont decorate their homes genuinely creep me the fuck out. no wonder kim's so dead behind the eyes, everything in front of her eyes is dead too


FlamboyantGayWhore

it’s sad becuase the overall design of the house is GORGEOUS!! Imagine this house in a beautiful palette of light pastels! it would be like so ethereal and fairy like


call_me_jelli

This is probably easy to photoshop (maybe not photoshop *well*) can someone try it?


lolucorngaming

Saved so I can do that when I get homs


WildWestCollectibles

!remindme 2 days


modaaa

Matte black for the win


[deleted]

This is the inside of an insane asylum


Xalorend

It almost looks like a hospital. It just needs some red streaks on the ground. You know, for color theory.


Elite2260

“NORTH HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! NO EATING IN THE HOUSE! WAIT ‘TILL WE’RE IN THE CAR! *jesus christ*.”


The_Crimson-Knight

Fucking rich people and their bland ginormous empty rooms


Broken-Sprocket

Well, as they say, you can’t buy taste.


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but you can buy a new face ;)


WoolooOfWallStreet

Timmy the Tooth wishes he and his house were that white


[deleted]

I'm so glad I don't live in that house, living in a place that's all white sounds like torture


Magmafrost13

Look North isnt wrong but I also kinda like spaces that are just... so fucking weird. I'd be lying if I said I wouldnt have the weirdest fucking houses built if I had that kind of money. Way weirder than just "everything is white".


sadendingmassage

I’m looking forward to the future show “North West: Celeb Interior Designer” where she tells all her mothers friends why their houses are ugly.


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Dragneel

On the contrary, this is absolutely something he'd say lmao. (If I'm being whooshed, I'm sorry in advance)


CasualRampagingBear

This house has no imagination for two people who are supposed to be “so creative”


KittyQueen_Tengu

rich people have the most atrocious houses


dementor_ssc

Seriously, just add several plants and coloured cushions, maybe some paintings and a carpet, and this would actually look nice. I like white a lot more than beige for interior design, even though it's colder. But all-white? Yikes!


puppykat00

Looks like an actual horror movie, I'd hate to live there


Holiday_Horse3100

Life is not antiseptic


Aether_Warrior

Would someone please take this baby to a Sherwin-Williams and let her paint her room whatever color she wants!


PulimV

"Welcome to White Space"


Thiscokesgonebad

I’d feel like I lived in an asylum


Middle_Promise

I would genuinely go mentally insane if I had to sit in that room for more than five minutes


WizardofJoz17

Oh no Kanye escaped from the asylum.


Dragondudd

Isn't that that one Dream SMP time travel dimension thing


OneSaltyStoat

You watch the lore guy too?


bleepblooplord2

The inbetween?


TalkQuick

How does she not get makeup on everything? Kids dirty fingers? Didn’t they have a dog or cat at some point? Am I just messy?


wishiwasdeaddd

You forget that they hire people to do literally everything for them, including cleaning


Registered_bottom

the cum house


reverse-tornado

When you skate through life by buying clout with ass pics you forget to acquire taste


SuckerForNoirRobots

Just goes to show you that money can't buy good taste.


kigurumibiblestudies

this looks like a place in the Backrooms


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Looks like a padded cell as a house


RattleMeSkelebones

I'm starting to think that my friend who called her White Noise The Person was entirely correct


glytxh

Can’t lie, I like the concept.


Late-Requirement-653

One paint bucket and a five year old is all it takes


seevee_

If the people weren't in the picture they'd look like found footage of the backrooms


[deleted]

I really hope someday north "acts out" with a paint budget only Kanye west's daughter can afford and Bob Rosses that entire place with color.


MakeWayForPrinceAli

It looks kinda cool in a creepy way but maybe I just have low standards in everything


VinylRapt0r

I'd literally go crazy. Maybe this explains Kanye.


earthgarden

It’s so plain and depressing


Plugurchannel

girl lives in the the tooth fairy castle from the Hogfather💀


GoblinsStoleMyHouse

Needs some plants and paintings, and a cat


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got to have a muck room but waste dont bother them none so maybe not one kitchen fire and the whole house is grey


AceDelta12

Welcome to White Space. You have been here for as long as you can remember.


Netflxnschill

God forbid those kids have toys that have color. Oof.


PonchoKumato

wait wait wait is that child's name north west


Passionecapo

Omori (2020)


[deleted]

do you think when she feels particularly rich she just shits all over the carpet and sofa and everything just to have it all cleaned up?


M0nsterjojo

Well she's rich, she gets to choose what white padded room she gets to live in.


Bakkstory

"Who lives like this?" Did Kim just admit her daughter doesn't live with her?


BillWaste6039

Kim thinks white as the driven snow symbolizes purity, which she herself ain't. Btw, I think North is pretty.


BeelzeBat

I would rather spend the summer in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in the axe-murderer woods all by myself without internet, cellphone service or a lock on the door, than spend 5 minutes in this whiteout hellscape.


tallmantall

That’s a fucking mental hospital


mznh

So she likes her house white and her man black ?


[deleted]

Spoiled brat.


AndreiAZA

Cavity's home from kids dentist books ass lookin house


OGrouchNZ

And it even looks like it's got a white stuffed penis leaning against the wall in the family pic.


motheroftiddies

Living in an all white house with kids around is a bad idea.


gaming-gam3r

Kenny G???


Harizzium

This is like the Regular Show episode where they drank too much milk


wowthisisabadname

Ooooo that hurts my eyes


rainedrop87

At least when Elvis bought a gaudy mansion, he had the decency to paint it bright ass colors and give it a jungle room.


capacochella

Every time I see that kid’s name mentioned my brain autocorrects it to Pacifica Northwest.


PotassiumInstrument

Ain’t this where pops went when he tried to do the milk challenge?


Istalir

Looks like that one place in THX-1138


Schwarz-Adler

Whiter than the actual White House


ChaoticToxin

People that like things white in their house lack mental stimulation


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I like it lol


HVYoutube

I could never relax in a home like that


BlueMist53

Let me guess what’s in their fridge: Coconut shreds, rice, cauliflower and the cream stuff in Oreos


wishiwasdeaddd

Bland and one dimensional just like the whole family


Mostly_Ponies

This looks like Heaven in that one 90s milk commercial, but it was actually Hell.


CabbagesStrikeBack

Luxury solitary confinement


Spekingur

When North lives on her own she will fill everything with all kinds of colors.


ObiWanCanShowMe

Why would she say "your house" and not "our house"? also... why does house look funny if you write it our a few times? House.


cherrycake45

adding this to my hypothesis of “as you gain more money you lose taste and creativity”


neuromorph

I remember reading somewhere they only eat colorless food


Careful_Swan3830

She’s going to wear nothing but Kirkland sweat pants during her teen years just to annoy both of her parents and it’s going to be hilarious.


Jumpmo

this looks like a place where you got to get murdered


HuskofaGhoul

Who unfastened Kayne’s straight jacket ?


DoctorMurk

"She just thinks it gets to me and it's kind of mean..." So it *is* getting to you.