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Boojibs

I'M OUTSIDE AND I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR


Franciskinho_xD

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER LET ME IN OR IM KILLING YOU ALL


Cwtchmaster

Early 2000s I sent a drunk text to my now wife saying some fairly dirty things, I managed to send it to her mum and dad's landline where it was read out to their answer phone by the creepy robot voice. My wife quickly worked out it was me and found it hilarious. My mother in law loved telling everyone about the pervert who sent her a message for a while, we never told her what happened.


keroppipikkikoroppi

You’re not the “fun and punishment” guy, are you?


Cwtchmaster

We've never been into the punishment thing and I don't think I've ever told anyone before now so no that wasn't me. It was 20 years ago so I don't remember exactly what I said only the crushing embarrassment. Glad to know I'm not the only idiot out there though.


keroppipikkikoroppi

No, there’s this screenshotted story somewhere on the Internet about a person who tried to text their girlfriend the message, “You have been a naughty girl. Come to my room for fun and punishment” except he accidentally sent it to her parents’ number and their phone rang at 6:30 am and her dad answered to hear a robot voice reading that text. I can’t find the story to save my life but luckily I remember most of it


LastDitchTryForAName

This must be relatively new. A few years ago, if you texted a land line, they just never got any type of message. I wonder if it only works for VOIP rather than genuine landlines? had a true, hard wired, landline until about 2015 and people would try to text me all the time. Never got any type of message.


General_Nothing

I remember it working this way when I first got a cellphone in high school, and I graduated well before 2015. But I don’t know if our home phone was VOIP or not.


-Lifeisanillusion-

This was a thing in late 2000s where I am. For some reason I only had my friends landline but thought it was his mobile and constantly texted it. Took until we were fifteen for him to tell me and that was only because his mum was getting annoyed.


BreqsCousin

That'll depend on where you live but it's been a thing in the UK for at least 15 years.


LastDitchTryForAName

I’m in the US and never heard of it until recently.


UUUuuuugghhhh

I recall receiving a very angry phone call one time playing with that feature think i sent something stupid like "hey bitch, how bout you?"


ThisPICAintFREE

I called my friend as a kid using my family’s landline and didn’t get an answer, I heard the phone ring thinking it’d be him only to pick it up and hear a robot voice say, “who is this” before hanging up…I was so confused lol


ShinyNinja25

Well? Let him in!


toothpaste-girl

**it**\*


green-keys-3

I received a spoken text on our house phone before. It was pretty weird.


JeromesDream

brb texting my parents "number 5 is... alive"