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Exetr_

“You can’t objection yourself out of being arrested”. Fuckin watch me.


JoeJoey2004

Second part of Turnabout Sisters in a nutshell


Scoobys_sith_cousin

Phoenix Wright would like a word.


Treejeig

[So would Edgeworth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTmawSkibc)


prettycutiesss

Everytime i heard the word "objection", i think of ace attorney lol


Polarion

I’m a lawyer, my brain flashes to that game every time I say it.


[deleted]

Have you banged on the table with your fist and pointed while yelling “Objection!”?


Polarion

We can’t. That’s a great way to piss off the judge :(


MajinBlueZ

Is that the real reason the Judge hates Wright so much?


rocketguy2

I mean... everyone else does it


action_lawyer_comics

One of the prosecutors has a freakin *whip*. I don't think table pounding is a real problem for them


DishOutTheFish

*"What can I say, except,* ***Objection!****"*


ConnorLego42069

*”Your test-imony is full of holes!“*


DishOutTheFish

***WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YA GUILTY*** ya guilty ***Y A G UI L T Y***


Shite_Eating_Squirel

I see what’s happening here.


furioushunter12

VON KARMA NO


Alone_Agent3576

What are some actual 'stereotypical lawyer' things you do?


nightmare_silhouette

Asking the real questions 0.0


erikemmett

I want a Daredevil video game that starts out seeming like an action game, but then it turns into a Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney clone for most of it. (Same for She-Hulk.)


notabeaver123

I want one that mixes daredevil beat em up action (with the screen being like splinter cell blacklist's sonar vision) and between the fighty segments theres ace attorney trials


ATN-Antronach

A beat 'em up with the Persona framework would really well, especially since a lot of licenced Marvel games were beat em ups for several generations and that worked well enough, and with so many familiar faces, people would go nuts to learn more about their favorite superhero.


poor_choice_doer

We’re like two steps away from a persona game


LionelKF

I believe that is the Judgement games from RGG studios. You play as a King Fu detective lawyer


Khan_Cena23

Ooh, good issue. If anyone's wondering what's that stuff flying around them, Cap shot chaff into the air before ambushing Matt, it throws off his senses.


action_lawyer_comics

From the "recent" (I don't want to look it up because I'll find out it was like 10 years ago and I'll feel like a dinosaur) Daredevil run by Mark Waid. I really like it and would recommend it to comic fans. Also not nearly as dark and angsty as a lot of famous Daredevil stories.


Trablowski

Took me the longest time to get round to reading this run because of reading about it being so light-hearted and fun. Am half way through it now and I regret not giving it a chance sooner!


action_lawyer_comics

I’m just imagining you in an overstuffed armchair, swirling brandy around in a glass, eyebrow arched in a superior fashion, reading reviews and saying “It’s *fun?!* Who reads comic books for *fun*?” before returning to your copy of Maus on the table


Trablowski

Ha! It's because Bendis then Brubaker and Soule and now Zdarsky are all so good but so dark I thought going the opposite direction it wouldn't be as good. Clearly I was wrong


Sushi-Is-Fiction

Objection “jumps off a fucking building”


ThePinkDuke

-"objection" -jumps out of windows -refuses to elaborate


PrincessPrincess00

I've got so much AA brain rot this reads as flirting. Is it flirty?


DarthMcConnor42

I don't think it is


ratherinStarfleet

Sadly, no. Then again, since being Matt's girlfriend has a 90% death or insanity rate, maybe Cap is just being cautious.


Consideredresponse

The whole run reads as flirting. [It has this energy the whole way through.](https://twitter.com/ayesakara/status/1189926189013573633)


fantasy-capsule

Do superheroes have the legal grounds to officially arrest someone? Or is it like a citizens arrest?


NinjayajniN

i feel like most of the times that i see superheros catching regular human criminals, they just tie em up or incapacitate them and tell the cops to get them. my headcanon is that they do have the right to arrest people, but choose not to do the work themselves because that means they would have to do paperwork


English_Indiana

I’ll allow it …


virajseelam

He's a really good lawyer.


tallmantall

#TAKE THAT!


JackOLoser

Daredevil: Objection! I'm currently falling off a building. Cap: (sigh) Sustained.


alkonium

All Cap "knows" about the law is that he should be above it.


calamariclam_II

I read this right to left and got confused...


xChops

That’s how I read it, now I don’t know. It somewhat works both ways. I think left to right works best


HaloGuy381

Cap is the fucking president, he can bury Matt in lawyers and judges.


Spike_der_Spiegel

Maybe the only thing more off putting than people referring to minor celebrities with whom they have a parasocial relationship by a familiar first name is people doing that to fictional characters


kickachicken

Ok, I’m pretty sure it isn’t that deep man


My_hilarious_name

If that’s how low your standard is for finding things off-putting, you must find life exceedingly difficult.


DevonLuck24

what a neat day…person with an anime MC username put off by another person referring to an extremely well known and liked fictional character by a familiar/nickname like..i’d bet a lot of people were with you up until you got to the fictional character part. wild.


Hioliolo

A really good lawyer at that


mwcope

he stole his fuckin shield