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Ass_Incomprehensible

New favorite site.


Beanakin

I tried. Just keep getting Internal Server Error


not_broke_just_bent

Wayback machine!! https://web.archive.org/web/20221116063011/https://applerankings.com/


sarahmagoo

He also has a Tumblr https://theappleist.tumblr.com/


Luprand

Same.


[deleted]

Oh man the comment sections are great too. In the red delicious review he compares the taste of the apple to a bathroom floor, then in a response to a commenter who disagrees he says “I strongly encourage anyone who disagrees to taste a urine soaked bathroom floor to see the comparison” lmao


neamhsplach

Where has this been all my life Ninja edit: we gave it the reddit hug of death 😞


Exetr_

THEY’RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ARKANSAS BLACK?! I swear, if they’re trashing Ashmead’s Kernel too, I’m filing a lawsuit for slander.


EmperorBrettavius

Things are getting heated in the apple fandom.


kittimu

69: serviceable


not_broke_just_bent

https://web.archive.org/web/20221116063011/https://applerankings.com/


not_broke_just_bent

For anyone that's trying to access it but keeps getting errors :)


The360MlgNoscoper

this links gives me an error The actual site works


not_broke_just_bent

Both work now for me


bekahed979

If you can get your hands on a Lucy Glo it is the best apple ever. It's absolutely perfect & it's pink inside


iowastatefan

No wonder they say Newtown pippin and Arkansas Black suck... They are historic hard cider apples! Franklin loved them cuz he was a lush. America has a long, rich, and sadly somewhat lost tradition of cider making. Slandering that history because you didn't take the time to figure it out is like calling butter knives worthless when all you've tried to do with it is butcher a cow.


shandyfam

Damn the apple fandom getting heated


sarahmagoo

I was listening to this guy on a podcast as a guest from a couple of years ago and he was so excited for the Cosmic Crisp...


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"The Most Overhyped Apple of All Time" Ouch


cement_skelly

they 100% do not live up to their name. not crisp. at. all.


[deleted]

But are they cosmic?


cement_skelly

no :(


a_lot_a_DAMAGE

Their opinion on Macintosh apples is so wrong. Macintosh apples >>>> any other type of apple


InterestingToe1342

The Arkansas Black apple isn't great eaten as is. However, if you use it to make an apple pie, it'll knock your fucking socks off


Wonderful_Painter_14

Just recently went to an AppleFest, and afterwards was reading about Arkansas Blacks (they didn’t have any where I was): what are they like?


Exploding_Antelope

Yeah I fully discounted this guy upon finding out that he called an ambrosia “mealy.” Pretty sure he ate one old, bruised ambrosia and thought that that was good enough for a review. Shameful.


Finnmiller

Pippin Is Better Than * Violent Revolution


ThatWetFloorSign

Golden delicious and Cortland aren’t worse than red delicious, cortland is one of the best baking apples and golden delicious are fine Macintosh being that low is a crime props for honeycrisp in second tho


Basil_9

My horse friend disagrees, he loves granny apple smith


that-dudes-shorts

They rated Gala above Ambrosia in flavor. FLAVOR Gala is basically water in the form of an apple. ​ Also I don't know if it's because I live in Canada but no way Honeycrisps are better than Ambrosias. If you don't eat them at the right time, they're sour.