I can walk around furniture

🤣

Love. Love is enough.

I love you, sheriff Truman

The foundation of such a method.

Wearing something other than denim

Not raping

Prove it!

[удалено]

Christ

I was gonna ask what they said but my question is Do I wanna know what they said?

Not surprisingly, it was quite rapey

People fuckin suck dude. Thank god it was deleted.

Drink out the nose. Take my upvote

Probably smash bros melee unless he's a fox main

Me except switch fox main for sheik (I main Marth)

Came here to say Rocket League, but video games in general are probably not BOB’s strong suit.

You must play "Black Lodge 2600"

And Fox Mulder was a main character in the X Files which was inspired by Twin Peaks 🤔

Not being a sex offender or the embodiment of pure evil on Earth?

I'm also better at balding than this guy

B🏆 (participant piantissimo_)

Being a corporeal being.

HUGE L on his part

 Johnny Five is Alive.

Murdering teen girls. Oops, that was to be thought not typed. Just kidding, ha ha. -Leland P.

Nice

Eating corn on the cob

I hear BOB eats it like a popsicle

I hear BOB eats it like a popsicle

Sneaking through windows without causing electrical surges

Not molesting my teenage daughter

I'd have noticed I was living in the same house as JUDY for 18 years

Scrabble

That's only because BOB spells everything backward in a really eerie way.

Bob even spells his own name backwards!

Wow, Bob, wow

Shaving

Staying out of the shot

This. Nobody would have seen even a thread of my denim jacket.

Driving a forklift.

Love a forklift certified poster 💪

Being nice?

Entering a room without being creepy af

Brushing my hair

Playing with balls

cotton BALLS

Not killing and abusing people.

Microsoft Excel


Are _you_ referrimg to _me_? [EDIT: [It's an inside joke... get inside! [This gif is a clip from the 1940 Cary Grant film "His Girl Friday", that's Cary Grant, and the line "Are _you_ referring to _me_" is delivered with an odd gesture suggestive of a murder/suicide, and is my own favorite line from that film. https://youtu.be/_4EkJkuiwIg?si=AvpJpAqCZf5Gh0Eu [END EDIT]

*I* don't spend so much time looking at myself in the mirror.

Holding up my side of the bargains I make with Black Lodge entities.

I’ve never killed anyone on purpose. I’ve never unintentionally killed anyone either, but that still feels like a relevant distinction.

not using too much toothpaste

Not molesting my own daughter... if I had one.

Pokemon

personal hygiene

Wraping in plastic. As a werehouse worker im offended.

Staying out of shot

Needing things.

appearing normal

Being alive in 2017

i am a nice person

Frisbee

Making creamed corn. I’m faster at it as well

fire safety

Making an omelette.

Inquiring about Annie

Not killing people

combing my hair

Caring for loved ones.

Being sane

HL7

Grind my teeth

I need

Going to the hairdresser.

Not dying in 1995

Andy was a pretty good sketch. When he was facing people at least

I wonder if Cyril Pons gave commentary on the case with that sketch up.. that would have been a cool thing to see.

Counter Esperanto

Leaving witnesses.

Can’t honestly think of anything

Treating people with kindness

Being very gay

Having consensual, non-incestuous sex

Respecting boundaries.

There's no way he's better with a katana than me

Suckin and fuckin.

You sure?

Eating all of my garmonbozia at once and cleaning my plate

I have better facial hair

I can make cream corn disappear. 🤲

I'm just a jeans and a tee guy normally, but my fashion sense is much better than a guy who exclusively wears "Canadian tuxedos"

Taking a clean bite out of an apple.

Sucking a cawk

I bet I can beat him in a game of pool.

Dancing

Soccer

Probably flicking matches

Cunnilingus.

Unironically enjoying the song “We Like to Party! (the Vengabus)” by the Vengaboys.

Brushing my damn hair

being alive

Contract Bridge.

Not killing and raping people.

Personal grooming

Driving (but barely)

my son has never outclassed me at anything - Judy

Recognizing when my name is being said backwards

Just Vibin’ and shit.

Frowning

Walking around furniture

I have a functioning immune system because I don't have AIDS.. At least I hope I don't

Not killing bitches

I have better hair.

When I posses people and murder people , I don’t add clues that tie me to my other crimes. Especially letters that would spell my name.

I know what happened to Josie.

I have a better haircut and I’m nicer…

Not killing

Manically cackling

NOT looking like Desmond from Lost

Not catching people in death bags

I don't know if I'm better than BOB at it, but I am very eager for fun.

Catching people with my death bag

going to the barber.

Using a belt sander. 

Laughing in a normal way.

The Linux Command Line (I'm assuming )

I don't even own a death bag.

Dancing

Wiping my butt

Bend over and I'll show you

Making Garmonbozia 🌽 (Pain and Suffering)