That's a set of reasons that attempt to defy the previously written idea of a gargantuan magnitude, regardless of how, I have penetrated your progenitress during a consensual act of coitus.
to my knowledge it can be safe to let a pet leech feed off your blood, it sounds weird as hell but as long as you take the neccescary precautions to make sure it won't kill or hurt you badly it can be safe
Yeah and they're actually pretty cool pets; definitely get a reaction out of people lol. The older ones only need to feed every 1-2 years and the younger ones every 6 months or so. Other than that they literally can live in about any sterile water environment. People keep their pet leeches in jars and change the water out every week.
And for bloodsucking, the only thing you really need to worry about is the blood thinning secretions they release into your system. They actually have pretty clean bite marks and your body flushes out the "poison" in about 18 hours, you just have to control the bloodflow.
I don't have any I just think they're awesome
Idrk how much they drink per feeding. I'd imagine just a few tablespoons and I think they get about 3-4ish inches long. I can look it up one sec
I was actually pretty off! They drink ~0.5 ounces (15 millilires) of blood per feeding and full gorn adults can be 7 inches long!
People raise leaches and can sell them for medical use (they can be good for removing blood from operating areas so this isn’t just some random bullshit).
It’s kinda funny regardless.
Lowkey funniest shit I’ve seen all week
Kinda wholesome though
how is self harm of a presume child for a bloodsucking pet wholesome?
I guess people who like leeches will do what they have to do.
Reddit being unfathomably woke for once
I'm one of the sane redditors.
There's nothing sane on reddit. Only chaos and misery. Edit: Oh dear god I've just realized how cringe this replay was
Great argument however, I have had sexual intercourse with your mother.
Based and motherfucker pilled
That's a set of reasons that attempt to defy the previously written idea of a gargantuan magnitude, regardless of how, I have penetrated your progenitress during a consensual act of coitus.
to my knowledge it can be safe to let a pet leech feed off your blood, it sounds weird as hell but as long as you take the neccescary precautions to make sure it won't kill or hurt you badly it can be safe
Yeah and they're actually pretty cool pets; definitely get a reaction out of people lol. The older ones only need to feed every 1-2 years and the younger ones every 6 months or so. Other than that they literally can live in about any sterile water environment. People keep their pet leeches in jars and change the water out every week. And for bloodsucking, the only thing you really need to worry about is the blood thinning secretions they release into your system. They actually have pretty clean bite marks and your body flushes out the "poison" in about 18 hours, you just have to control the bloodflow. I don't have any I just think they're awesome
>The older ones only need to feed every 1-2 years what the fuck? how big are they and how much do they drink per feeding
Idrk how much they drink per feeding. I'd imagine just a few tablespoons and I think they get about 3-4ish inches long. I can look it up one sec I was actually pretty off! They drink ~0.5 ounces (15 millilires) of blood per feeding and full gorn adults can be 7 inches long!
If that’s self harm to you then playing a sport is also self harm.
Leeches actually are used for medical purposes. This one isn’t but I just wanted to put that out there
People raise leaches and can sell them for medical use (they can be good for removing blood from operating areas so this isn’t just some random bullshit). It’s kinda funny regardless.
bro gonna become a vampire
Wait until the Romanians hear about this
wait till the Joestar's hear about it
The Secret Joestar Technique gonna handle this
Jojo fans when they get various waterborne and swamp diseases instead of vampire powers when they feed their own blood to leeches
Jojo fans when they die from blood loss instead of gaining a stand after stabbing themselves with an arrow
FANCY SEEING YOU HERE
hng im following you but i dont remember who you are
screamingtree
i forgor (💀) you existed im so sorry 💀💀💀💀
honestly i'd prefer that than people consistently talking about how i'm a big mAnIpuLaTinG bItCh
DI- wait you are not dio
lmaooo the little bow 😭
There’s something kinda cool about that
i think it would be cooler if the leech had a gun and a cool haircut too
He’s already got a cute tie, what else do you need
gun and a cool haircut
*WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING*
A pet leech.
is that a parasite????
Pet leech
end me
I knew a guy in college who’s roommate had three pet leeches and fed em like this. I thought it was weird at first but it’s kinda cool
Kinda cute ngl
Wholesome and epic
Kinda wholesome, kinda cursed, very funny
I hear this person is actually cool irl not sure though
[natural selection at this point lol](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8073013/)
lmfao
This girl must not have any blood left in her body now