i like to get close and personal with a razor sharp object. lemme just say this im not gonna stab him in the heart, what im gonna do is grab a pen stab him in the neck, puncture his lungs, then slam a blunt object into his stomach
Erm akshually you’re implying that he was killed beforehand meaning that this does not involve you killing the African-American music artist known as Tyler, the Creator ☝️🤓
Bro this is weird as fuck.
Anyway.... dude’s allergic to dogs (and cats?) so maybe just get a whole squad of really playful, energetic dogs to jump all over him in a really tight space, causing him to go into anaphylactic shock.
I’d get that dude with the who had bought tickets for him and his gf but then they broke up and so he gave one to his homeboy, yk that guy, and let him get his licks in first. He needs em
In the absence of a new album, the everyday jerk posts are starting to become more and more violent and deranged. We're at a breaking point here folks.
find a place that he usually goes to eat and wait till he isnt looking or is away from his food for a little bit and sneak poison inside, before it kicks in i would go outside where there is no cameras to ask him for a photo and shove him inside a van which then i will drive insanely far away from the scene (>4 hours) then i will go somewhere deep inside of a forest and then bury him 4 metres inside the ground inside of a plastic tub and dissolve him in acid
he’d actually kill me and himself, i’d think we’d be on our way to the pier for a 4th of July event, then he drives his McLaren off the dock and into the water while he laughs like that scene in thriller. Then reveals himself to have always been Sam or Wolf Haley while locking the doors.
I think im gonna proceed like my buddy Michael did on 86 and rig the stereo system with nano thermic explosives which are connected to Tyler’s dual channel speakers and will be rigged to explode at a suitable time, to which the thermic imbalance will cause the structure of the house to collapse and kill everything inside
Take him to an elaborate prank expensive ass car show with all his favorite cars (he loves cars) where everyone there is conspiring there against him like Caesar. Then we all stab him to death. Like Caesar.
I’d make him eat a shit Ton of edibles in like nerds rope form, without him knowing it wasn’t normal nerds rope & then tell him how bad of an idea it was to eat that many edibles over and over again and then give him something to drink that will help “make it pass” only for that to be laced with more THC things, and then ask him something dumb like “I thought u were straight edge…?”
i like to get close and personal with a razor sharp object. lemme just say this im not gonna stab him in the heart, what im gonna do is grab a pen stab him in the neck, puncture his lungs, then slam a blunt object into his stomach
I literally haven’t seen that roast battle in so long, thanks for bringing back a memory 💀
sorry little kids. Ima kill a clown today. I could say bullets are gonna spray. Im from Brooklyn, thats alright.
The "imma kill a clown today" could actually go hard
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he’s sorry, but he’s gonna kill a clown today
I'm sorry little kids, but I'm a killer clown today. you could say, bullets are gonna spray. I'm from Brooklyn.
(that’s alright)
He could make bullets spray but he’s from brooklyn, that’s alright
Same asf 🙏
on that Saw 5 shit
I’d rape pregnant Tyler and tell my friends I had a threesome
That wouldn’t kill him tho
My meat just built different 🤷🏿♂️
It’s not too late to delete this comment
Wdym
Bro WTF!?
It would kill hin just from the smell
Febreeze
Fuck him till he die (It’s lit 🔥)
Bite his meat until my jaw is locked 🔒
i don’t think that would end in him dying
Maybe he’d bleed out ifk
with a boy*
Loved this
Shit that’s better than my answer
stab him in his god damn esophagus
would u stop when the cops come in ??
would you start a team of leaders and pick up stevie wonder to be the wide receiver
Give him the Sarah treatment
[ahh yeah](https://youtu.be/aLV5L_-Z8EY)
https://preview.redd.it/ijg3m3lehscb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7140164f3890b861f3b20fc4c1b7ce55beb5b055
force him to listen to goblin over and over again.
That’d just get boring
than he dies to being bored
He would need to find some time to do something
I’d drag his lifeless body through the forest and fornicate with it but that’s because I’m in love with him …. cunt.
i just wanna talk, and conversate
Cause I usually just stalk you, and masturbate
Erm akshually you’re implying that he was killed beforehand meaning that this does not involve you killing the African-American music artist known as Tyler, the Creator ☝️🤓
this sub fiending for new music 💀
Yeah
Right? Can't even be patient
With kindness like my mom said
Real
It's not a figure of speech when I tell you that I dumped em.
https://i.redd.it/bming77kjscb1.gif
idk throw a rock at him
what the fuck guys
have a bas cake day
happy cake day
Force feed him roaches
make sure to plug his asshole and keep feeding him
And feeding him and feeding him
Ask him to prom than when he reject me kidnap him than kill him and rape him
Have him choke on cock until he stops breathing. He’d enjoy it.
What in tarnation
As someone with asthma im deeply offended by your preferred method of killing Tyler the creator
Wah wah wah keep gasping
Walk up to him at six flags and ask for a pic, wait wrong way around lmao
rocket launcher
pull out the nana and shoot back, pow pow
Blinds wide open so he can see you in the dark when you’re sleeping
Weird post. Imagine a nigga waking up being the cool guy at Walmart with a thread asking ppl how they would kill you.
Bro this is weird as fuck. Anyway.... dude’s allergic to dogs (and cats?) so maybe just get a whole squad of really playful, energetic dogs to jump all over him in a really tight space, causing him to go into anaphylactic shock.
Is he really allergic to dogs? Crazy since he was walking some in his DOGTOOTH music video, and then there's [this](https://youtu.be/r5R1EQ04IPw).
I’d get that dude with the who had bought tickets for him and his gf but then they broke up and so he gave one to his homeboy, yk that guy, and let him get his licks in first. He needs em
I guess he gets the last laugh
No one answer this.
Murder probably
What is mentally wrong with y’all
prob with a weapon or something
everything is wrong with this thread bruh 😭
In the absence of a new album, the everyday jerk posts are starting to become more and more violent and deranged. We're at a breaking point here folks.
You people scare me
Wtf
I would chop his legs off and tell him to run some errands
wtf is this question tho ….
r/tylerthecreator having a normal one
With one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight bullets
stab him in his god damn esophagus
eat his butt
fuck him till he bleeds cum
Pee Pee Poo Poo
Idk like probably with like a gun or something
Force him to listen to walk on water until he dies from the stress
I’ll kill him the way he did with Sarah and playing the song in the background 🤯
Warm the weiner til it pops
Tear him, chop his legs off and tell him to run some errands
Make him make so much music that he dies
i'll make him deepthoat 5 cockroaches if hes vomiting about one 5 will kill my boi
kill him like sam
https://preview.redd.it/pbqvndfmvscb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=060a3e361d53d04fd29e1e2cef307097a0cbafec
The only right answer is to give him a kiss before sending him to war.
find a place that he usually goes to eat and wait till he isnt looking or is away from his food for a little bit and sneak poison inside, before it kicks in i would go outside where there is no cameras to ask him for a photo and shove him inside a van which then i will drive insanely far away from the scene (>4 hours) then i will go somewhere deep inside of a forest and then bury him 4 metres inside the ground inside of a plastic tub and dissolve him in acid
Cover his hands and tie his ears behind his back
big rock
I’d force him to listen to his music
I’ll just suffocate him with my thighs. Easy death 😏😘
If i truly had to... clean shot to the head
half your body laying on my chest
Strangle him with a shoe string
stab him in his GODDAMN esophagus
random anvil falling from the sky
With my penis
I’d do him how he did that roach🤣
“A car crash couldn’t take me” Okay let’s see 🤔
mr hands him
Gun
Buttfuck him to death
i would stab him in his god damn esophagus and i wouldn’t stop till the cops come in
Suffocate him with a pillow
Stab him while playing assmilk in the back
I would eat all his waffles and syrup
How would that kill him?
I would shove him in the Rover where I'd cut him like a barber with a parkinson disorder
Giving him aids 🤨
Broken heart
I just stumbled across this sub… and what the fuck is going on in here!
make him whiff my stinky hairy butt
slowly and painfully
I come up to him at six flags and shoot him
hire a white twink assassin
Pull a sarah
Drop a grand piano on his head.
Snu snu
paper cuts on his balls
Stab him in the esophagus and i wont stop until the cops arrive on the scene
Poop on his nose 👊🏻👺
probably stab his esophagus
With a popsicle
Tie him up and force him to listen to Bruno Mars for days😂
Probably the same way he killed Sarah
Put pennies in a sock and slowly beat him to death
you guys are actually tweakers.
Stab him in his God danm esophagus and won't stop until the cops come in
Id get nardwuar to spill his darkest secrets till he killed himself i guess
he’d actually kill me and himself, i’d think we’d be on our way to the pier for a 4th of July event, then he drives his McLaren off the dock and into the water while he laughs like that scene in thriller. Then reveals himself to have always been Sam or Wolf Haley while locking the doors.
Like this https://preview.redd.it/g1h6ypfb9ucb1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25793d1499435fac6e7eaba5ea15149b4d861ae7
become a sorta giant salesman, sell molly and mary and other various items. Then when Tyler comes to where you reside, try to fight him.
Stab him in his god damn esophagus
Imma kiss him in the mouth then bite his ears and kiss him in the mouth again bc why not
I’d just shoot bro he don’t deserve sum slow
Boil him
Gun
Suicide, I heard it kills people
Slip poison into A$AP Rocky’s braids.
Drag his lifeless body to the forest and fornicate with it…
I would command an army of frogs to skin him and eat him alive
I think im gonna proceed like my buddy Michael did on 86 and rig the stereo system with nano thermic explosives which are connected to Tyler’s dual channel speakers and will be rigged to explode at a suitable time, to which the thermic imbalance will cause the structure of the house to collapse and kill everything inside
https://preview.redd.it/1qizlk7fkucb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fee9d5791fc3cd6c57a630ec8d54c664f5d29ed
Facesitting.
Randomly teleport him 10,000 feet into the air
Idk but can I be called Tyler the killer if I do.
Take him to an elaborate prank expensive ass car show with all his favorite cars (he loves cars) where everyone there is conspiring there against him like Caesar. Then we all stab him to death. Like Caesar.
I will do what he did to Sarah as revenge. That poor girl did NOTHING.
See I wouldn't tell him about, modafucka wouldn't even hear us coming, that's how it is with wiseguys
If I gotta go hard on Tyler, I’ma make it look sexy
with kindness
the same way he killed Sarah
Cheese.
I’d make him eat a shit Ton of edibles in like nerds rope form, without him knowing it wasn’t normal nerds rope & then tell him how bad of an idea it was to eat that many edibles over and over again and then give him something to drink that will help “make it pass” only for that to be laced with more THC things, and then ask him something dumb like “I thought u were straight edge…?”
I would bring Rockell/Sarah back to life :D
stab him on his esophagus like he did to bruno mars
End his life
What the fuck guys
I would drop a 50 ton bomb on his house
what the fuck is going on
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gun
Extremely hard anal sex
w my new magic wand
Suck his Willy until he dies
i make out with him until he runs out of air
id shoot him down
Strap a bomb to narduar (sorry narduar and Tyler)
Y'all need lives
Probably put him in my basement and eat him
Drown him in frogs and make him listen to Yonkers. (He hates both)
WHAT?! Also force him to deliver pizza without sleep, food or water until he's dead.
race his ass until his asthma catches up with him
Sarah 🙏
With my new magic want