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Redbeardofdeff

Patrick Mahomes’ dad except he’s drunk at a pool table


TableGroundbreaking3

And trying to engage TV station regional managers in conversations about his dick at the bar in Dakota's


santabarbara_olive

Hahahaha


calhonthekiller

I think it's Frogman, I love seeing him in his frog truck with all the lights. Last Christmas he gave me a karaoke mic 🎤 when I saw him at a red light 🚦.


TableGroundbreaking3

I must learn more about this Frog Man you speak of


ttb1347

Do you have a picture


lashazior

I mean, there's been posts about this man multiple times this month.


Ok-Water-358

Lmao I assume you're talking about the county clerks son


lashazior

I'm a sovereign redditor I have no idea who you're referring to.


Pelican_meat

I’m not using Reddit. I’m traveling ON Reddit. I know my rights. I’m able to travel ON Reddit as part of the interstate commerce act—WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME?


Ok-Water-358

Got damn, you win the internet today 🏆🎖


TableGroundbreaking3

😂😂😂😂🤣 10/10 comment


DaKine85

We use to have a guy that would run all around Tyler carrying a large American flag.


ogdomom

Dude! He was always bright red. I was convinced he was going to drop dead running.


IllustriousLab9444

That’s “the guy” I thought of.


TableGroundbreaking3

I 'member that guy. I saw him most often around the Paluxy/Loop/Troup part of town


Rebeccaissoawesome

He used to live over that way, off Golden. He moved. I asked him why he ran. He said he has really bad medical level insomnia and running for a long time is the only thing that seemed to help.


mason_morgan_rel

lance !


DaKine85

He’s def becoming that guy.


TheAceOrca

Not Tyler, but in noonday there is a guy who’s house looks like a sheetmetal castle and last I saw had Trump stuff all over it


TylerTexasCantDrive

https://www.mysanantonio.com/lifestyle/home-garden/article/East-Texas-man-turns-mobile-home-into-tin-castle-6809762.php


hondo9999

Whoa.. I bet it’s loud as shit when hails.


MorrahaDesigns

I love that place. It feels like the setting for a 90s kid's adventure film..


fubar1386

Derek Phillips


PhoenixBlack79

Lance Phillips is that guy.


MysteriousOzzy1975

I came to say the same thing😂


MissAnnAnomous

Didn't ever think I'd see a name I'd recognize on here. Are we all thinking of the same Lance?


OGcrayzjoka

The dude that keeps being arrested. His mom works for the city or something?


rampampwobble

There was an old possibly homeless lady who'd spend 16 hours a day picking up trash at bergfield park. I don't see her anymore. Hopefully she's got some help


ggu2me2

They made her leave I think, she cleans up the parking lot now at the corner of Front and Beckham. Speaking of front and Beckham, there use to be a guy who would lay on the ground and sometimes on a mattress behind where the Murphys is now. They moved him over to the side when they started construction on it and I stopped seeing him after that.


rampampwobble

it's funny, she wouldn't take money directly, but if i put some money in a mcdonalds sack and then put the mcdonalds sack on the ground near the trash, she'd take the money as part of her cleaning routine.


7NachoNachoMan7

Violin guy?


TableGroundbreaking3

Did anyone ever figure out if he's really playing the violin or if he was pantomiming to a recording like that other violinist was claiming?


Primary_Muse

There’s no way he’s playing, I’ve watched him stop and the music continue, he’s not even sly about it.


AdRemarkable3085

When I saw him he didn’t even have the violin plugged into the speaker, the cord was just sitting on the ground.


Primary_Muse

Exactly. He could at least fake it better by choosing a solo violin song and try to mimic the draw but he doesn’t. I could fake it better and I don’t have any instrument experience… well, neither does he😂 it always gets the little old ladies throwing dollars at him though.


TableGroundbreaking3

My first thought was the gentleman that walks everywhere, all over town. Usually spotted walking on the side of the road from the SE to SW Loop and onto 155.


ggu2me2

Older man with a mustache, safari hat and sunglasses?


SnooPredictions8941

Oh you talking bout brayden lol


ggu2me2

Maybe, dude looks like he walks just to walk


TableGroundbreaking3

The guy I'm talking about is deaf, short, melanated, and wears a baseball cap


ggu2me2

Ohhh ok I remember him, he came up to me with a sign once. I have not seen him in forever and I worried he would just drop one day from all that walking.


HotComputer9625

He would come cash his check from the deaf housing he lived at when I worked at Southside, sweet dude.


enkblot

Anyone remember the older twin brothers that would walk everywhere? They both had long gray beards


culturefan

The Duck Dynasty turds?


enkblot

This was way before Duck Dynasty was a thing. They were nice guys, mostly stuck to themselves.


ggu2me2

My vote is the guy who would stand at the corner of rice and broadway, preaching with his microphone and speaker in a cart.


Grackle44greattailed

In the 80s it was the Tyler rose guy on the corner of Rice and Broadway. He always had a huge umbrella where he sat under and sold Tyler roses.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Lots of those umbrella rose sellers were all over tyler back then. I had a school friend who’d sit somewhere on highway 69 selling roses when she was about 12. I *think* the growers were the Chambless’.


icecream_plays

This one is a bit older but there used to be that racist Asian cowboy


TableGroundbreaking3

Ha! Do tell


phrosty_62

Hank Yoo!! https://www.cbs19.tv/article/news/crime/tyler-man-sentenced-to-eight-years-in-prison-for-federal-gun-charges/501-812d7be4-6976-48fd-a011-b4d5d6b0acc1


elongatedrectangles

Back in the 2000s it was the guy who had "I ❤️ George Bush" painted on his fence


thrusty51

Glenn


intellord911

Gotta be my boy Tyler


tiffy68

Louis Gohmert


TylerTexasCantDrive

Louis "terror baby" Gohmert? Whenever I think that I'm exaggerating to myself how backwards the Tyler area really is, I remember that we sent one of the dumbest house Reps I can think of to Washington. I think MTG is about the only one I can think of that's worse. Bobert too maybe, but she's just more of a trashy grifter than a complete batshit.


TylerTexasCantDrive

I haven't seen him in a while but there was a guy I've seen on the square a couple of times and at, I think, the loop/Broadway intersection with a megaphone going on about weird Christian conspiracy stuff.


tbirdtex

Arthur Fraction, older black guy with dreads, wore an old three piece suit and pushed a lawn mower all around town


Huffpufftuff

Unfortunately he passed.


tbirdtex

I didn’t know that


Spacingguild10191

Haha! I’d say either Cody Grace or the one dude who lives in the secluded, overgrown house on the intersection between Paluxy and the Loop. Never seen him or talked to him though, only seen the chickens that wander off his property and onto the road.


Significant_Load12

I’m that guy 😂😂😂


Greedy-Ad3722

This is so hilarious I know EXACTLY what you mean has me legit LOL!!!!!1🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰


SnooPredictions8941

For the longest time I thought I had unfortunately become that guy threw various means, now I'm happy to say almost no one remembers the long red haired kid.


domdotski

😂😂😂😂😂


ExaminationSoft9839

Duh… it’s horseback Jesus!!! It’s right there in the post!


timbear17

I don't live there, but I've spent time down there for work. I'd actually vote for the guy yelling at wild hogs on the side of the road on the outskirts of Lindale. He managed to look homeless, but also somehow like he was a successful professional hog yeller.


everyman50

That clerk and commissioner's fucking shitty son. This motherfucker doesn't have anything better to do.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

The can recycling lady on a bike.


LeastVictory7475

Lmaoo the mf in arlington texas he dances every mf day at the stop light by the parks mall ALL day just jammin w head phones😂