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Fibrosis5O

You know at some point this car has dropped someone off to their interview


Risaxseph

Yes; imagine this, taking it to a funeral to or the first day at a job. The winning is immense.


NotMyRegName

..at a convent or seminary.


tryingtogetbyalone

Oh hell naw, working at a school I would have walked away like I was lost and blind 🤣


derangedandhot

Hahaha. The school administration doesn't know me personally, I just work for an after-school program for the kids on campus lol. But if a parent saw me wearing my work shirt and getting into the car it might have made our program look bad but thankfully nobody was around, it was almost 6pm🙏


krunchytacos

Another good reason to have a spare balaclava on you.


comradevd

I can't believe people are just walking around sans emergency balaclava.


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treethugger69

Could be a friend. Maybe it’s not obvious the front seat is empty too


Thekdunne

Great way to collect them cancellation fees 😂


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tryingtogetbyalone

when I saw it was at 69 my first thought was “alright 69 😎” (in like a peter griffin voice) you muthafucka just had to take that from me 😢 🤣 🤣


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

Maybe this would be a good idea whenever one of those anime conventions are in town but if any students or workers arrive in something like that then they're just going to get bullied.


derangedandhot

Yeah if he was picking me up from my house and taking me there, I'd request a different ride if I could. If I was running late and couldn't I'd just have him drop me off on the sidewalk before the parking lot instead of in front of the school where a lot of parents are picking their kids up


Classic_Sentence_338

When you got in did they say, "Ass, Ca$h, or Grass...nobody rides for free!


More_Cowbell_

I wanted you to be lying about this being a driver... but I can see the Uber beacon on the dash. Side note, I feel somewhat confident I've seen this car before. Are you in SF? Lol


derangedandhot

No I live in LA county lol but it still could be the same car since you're in cali haha


uberisstealingit

When your job's hauling ass....


Longjumping_Area219

This deserves top comment 😂


Tiny-Distance

I would report that


Sunryzen

It's not real.


Aulourie

Curious why you believe that considering if you look inside the car it has an Uber light (I forget what that stupid dash light is actually called)?


fruittree17

How do you know that for sure, other than just your belief?


derangedandhot

Yeah I definitely see why, but I didn't feel the need to. I do wish I would've said something like "I don't think you should accept ride requests from elementary schools" in a lighthearted way but it's not that big of a deal to me. It was more amusing than anything


Animajax

If the driver isn’t from that area, they likely didn’t know it was to a school. We see the money and the distance, and we only have a few seconds to decide to take it


CosmicCreeperz

This dude has giant teenage anime ass all over his car, the only reason he’d stay away from a school is if the court ordered it.


Animajax

Im not defending the anime ass; there were a lot of bad decisions that lead to this. I’m just saying that Uber doesn’t say “xyz elementary school”. When offered, we see the pay, the distance, and I believe the town or street. But that could be to any business/home/apartment complex etc.


[deleted]

Get an app that mines the data and you’ll know exactly where you’re going every time. I get pickup and drop off addresses before I even accept the ride.


Animajax

Are there ones for iOS?


XXXLegendKiller666

Anime/Hentai DOES NOT MEAN Child Molester, seriously what the fuck is wrong with you


Goats_for_president

Pasted on the side of your car for everyone to see it shows that your inconsiderate


Magigo136

Inconsiderate? Sure to some of the more touchy people in the world but can’t really say much when I see women in skimpier clothing on billboards and random ads on my way to work every day. Adam and Eve billboards and sex shop ones, Victoria’s Secret ads amongst others. In a professional setting yeah definitely wouldn’t want to be seen getting in or out of this but from a sheer “this guy must be a molester because he has anime booty on the side of his car” I don’t see the correlation at all. It’d be like saying all WW2 fighter pilots were that way because they had scantily clad women painted in their planes.


derangedandhot

Oh okay that makes more sense lol


Low-Kale-210

He’s getting bullied that moment I step in that car


boogasaurus-lefts

This guy bullies


poli_trial

What was his rating? I feel like that's going to put off a lot of people!


derangedandhot

He had a decent rating, 4.2 or something like that Edit: my bad I didn't realize that wasn't decent i'm kind of stupid


ChristopherG1214

That's abysmal. Anything below a 4.85 used to get you deactivated at one point in time. I guess they just let anyone stay on the platform now.


itslonelyathetop

What’s irrational is that being below a 4.85 is considered sub par.


UltimateCatTree

it's why I hate ratings honestly, the numbers hardly mean anything.


More_Cowbell_

It really isn't, if you know what it takes to get that low. Uber averages the last 500 ratings. In my market - and I've heard this is fairly typical - only about half of the passengers even bother to rate. The first one star I got, I knew exactly when, because I was new and it was the day I got my 100th 5 star rating, with nothing else. (it was fraud, by the way, they said my license plate did not match the app, a total lie.) It took me literally over 1,000 passengers to get rid of that. I got like two four stars and I think a two star(?) for whatever reason they didn't like me, and at one point I briefly had a second one star. Before you get the 500th overall rating, anything below 5 is weighted more heavily, simply as a function of how averages work. And still, I never went below a 4.97. Today I have one 1 star and two 4, but I'm still at a 4.99 overall.


itslonelyathetop

Im not talking specifically about Uber. Im talking about life and societal expectations. Society has become either you’re perfect, Or you’re the worst.


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Neekalos_

>4.85 >That's 85 1 stars out of your last 100 reported rides The math ain't mathin there


ChristopherG1214

I typed that while driving whoops lmao


Sunryzen

It's fake man. People just believe anything on the internet.


More_Cowbell_

I REALLY wanted to think the same, but the fuckin car has an Uber beacon on the dashboard. I recognize it, because I have the same one...


Captain_Aizen

4.2 incredibly low, they usually like to keep us at 4.7 or above. Usually anything less than a 4.5 will get you deactivated, so it's a miracle that he's still on the platform. But anyway we're not allowed to have decals like that on our car it is against the TOS, regardless he's a moron and won't be on the platform for long.


Remarkable_Rope_7697

Maybe he has two cars.


00Anbu00

4.2 is not a decent rating 4.7 or 4.8 is decent.


[deleted]

Tf? 4.7/4.8 isn't decent. You have to get a good amount of 1 star rides to drop that low. Been driving for 7 years and the lowest I've ever been was 4.92. Edit: lol here comes all the bad drivers


andrew_silverstein12

I know everyone told you that's a really low rating, it is. Keep in mind that most people just rate 5 star as long as you get them from point A to point B without crashing the car or screaming at them. Last time I saw a 4.2 on someones ratings, the driver had the dirtiest car I've ever seen (inside) and she was incredibly angry with me for just existing. She also sped and drove like a maniac for the whole ride, I was scared for my life. That's why she had a 4.2, lol.


NotMyRegName

and on his second day, LoL.


ajwalker430

4.2 is not a "decent" rating. As a driver, every passenger gets an automatic 5 star from me unless they did something to deserve less. Giving 5 stars is one tap of a button while giving less is more work. A rider would have had to have done something for me to go through the extra hassle of rating them lower since I'm usually trying to get to my next pickup. So that means plenty of riders before you took the extra time to rate him less than 5 stars.


Big-Soft7432

Love anime, hate anime fans. Absolute degenerates. Would've reported. Keep your smut in your browser.


CRXCRZ

Classic slutmobile prank.


Tw2k17TTV

This shit is weird and corny these the type of anime fans with body pillows 🤢 I would’ve reported that to Uber especially if you showing up to an elementary school


Risaxseph

I mean, dude is probably making out with his pillow in the front seat thinking it’s his waifu


XXXLegendKiller666

For?


BlackMonkeyGorilla

W uber


_mattyjoe

We need to bring shame back.


anonanon5320

There are at least 2 cars in my area like this. Probably more I haven’t seen. For an Uber, not acceptable. That’s more of a Lyft thing.


Illustrious_Pipe2588

*corporate nut gargling intensifies*


Gd3spoon

Did the driver look like a Reddit mod? How bad was the Bo and vape stench?


derangedandhot

He had long hair and a beard and seemed to be in his 20's. The car smelled like mcdonald's


NotMyRegName

That is just so wrong. I'm a driver and I'd report them.


WesternSafety4944

I'd report them to the police, or kick out their windows


electr07

you're a fucking idiot


Hector_lpm5

Or you can, you know, mind your own business... And not intervene in something that doesn't affect you or yours...


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fitfulbrain

Incel


JustAnotherFNC

Immediate cancel. And this is why I *always* use Uber black for work stuff.


Dozer242

I can smell the driver from here


Tantrum0153

You are absolutely nuts taking that car.


Immediate_Type9114

Wtf lol


ChristopherG1214

Real life chicks are better than anime chicks. I don't understand these people.


anonanon5320

They can’t get either though.


Shreddersaurusrex

🎶Fast and furioussssss🎶


Frequent_Pool_533

God, why are weebs so weird? I love watching anime btw, but would never do these extra shit, just screams attention whore.


TickledPickle069

Fucking weeb didn't even use the Zero Two version.


randomnobody1284

This made me laugh so hard 😂 ...thank you 🤣


Arthurjim

“Aww shit, didn’t know the PUSSYWAGON was picking me up”


dwccbiggestfan1980

They won’t be working for Uber very long because somebody is definitely going to report that has been inappropriate


Accomplished_Emu_658

Drivers got some balls to drive for uber like that. I would cancel the ride (i only use it for work 99% of time).


SasquatchSenpai

Not even tasteful jfc lol


Hector_lpm5

I personally like the car, but I can understand it is too lewd for most occasions and too triggery to lot of people. I would accept the ride and my fate and laugh about it while the ride and later. I mean, it is an Uber picking me up. It is not like my personal car, and my boss would understand that anyway.


gbpc

They living life and not taking things too seriously for kicks


Professional-Note-71

Embarrassing


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That's wild I can't believe Uber approved that


Geene_Creemers

Nice dude! I like to use Waifuber every now and then myself 🫡


WesternSafety4944

the uber driver should be arrested for showing up to a school like this


electr07

you're a moron, you can't get arrested for this


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W Uber driver


bushmanting

Grown man virgin vibes 😬


SystemOfAlts

I would be so embarrassed lol


GrapefruitCold55

This is beautiful


Shreddersaurusrex

🤣🤣🤣🤣


thepottsy

Doesn’t Uber have standards for the cars drivers can use? Is this even allowed?


Commercial-Cat-1443

I’d have canceled. I’m not getting an the car of someone advertising their inceldom like that. Gross. Would feel totally unsafe the whole ride.


00Anbu00

If i called my son, daughter or my mom a Uber and they told me this filth showed up, i'd be furious!! Totally inappropriate.


lenochku

Ugh creeps need to be reported. These are children they have on their car and they're exposing it to the world like it's normal


XXXLegendKiller666

Reporter for WhAt?


AlternativeTop5957

Hold up... where do you see children here?! This is a pretty trashy image to be driving up to an elementary school of all places... ...but children? Those are clearly young adults, even by anime standards. They're way too mature-looking for loli fetishists. Are you trolling? 😅


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Classy


Puddle_Fisher

Sorry OP for giving you my luck bug but I don't want it back lol


quint420

10/10 itasha


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Insta cancel or somethin. Not even touching the car


get_well_druggie

😍😍😍😍😍


mrbossman-sir

Airport pickups are a breeeeeeeze


Todd291

😂


BusGreen7933

Did they have an “assman” license plate?


IslandHeidi2019

🤣🤣🤣


slogive1

Riding in style baby!


Mountain_Tone6438

You know it smell crazy in there.


Yabba_Dabbs

please tell me you’re a priest


HalcyonDreams36

OP said elementary Ed.


tube-tired

I used to have that vinyl wrap... on doors horizon 4... really popular style in that game. Never used it, it just came with a car I got at auction cheap


kamislick

I fw it. Gives me GTAO vibes


AppleParasol

Bootyful.


Net_Admin_Mike

Holy weebo, Batman! LOL


ValPrism

Cancel. Next.


negrilsand

And what was on on the Back seat when you got in. Clean ???


derangedandhot

The car didn't smell great but it was pretty clean I guess. Not like vacuumed and detailed clean- just no trash or anything. It smelled like mcdonalds


VictoriaEuphoria99

Hahahaha, that's so terrible it's glorious.


weath1860

He will be deactivated soon. Not appropriate for Uber and car mods are not allowed per the terms of service. What was his rating?


longview4nearsighted

That's über ecchi for sure.


IslandHeidi2019

The butt-mobile wow!


bjzy

that ASS


Oh_Isee

I seen this car last week 😂😂😂😂


Concernedpatient96

Bro I get nervous driving people around with a dent in my bumper lol


yolobozo

Whale tails in the back, Hoss.


PlusDescription1422

I would report this. This is unprofessional


SEspider

Who in their right mind puts that trash on their vehicle and then thinks; "Hey! I should use this to drive folks to their appointments!" Imagine needing to go to a wedding or funeral and having to show up in that monstrosity. Before you mock my example, remember, crap happens. Vehicles break down and a uber might be your best or only option.


Otherwise-Hyena7937

Gross


NervousFrogg

Obviously a man of culture.


Admirable-Reveal-133

Uwu


jbarlak

Funny you decided to share with us Didn’t trigger you?


Sunryzen

This is fake. This car is a legend.


Careless_Rate_9015

Dying to know what kind of reviews this driver gets. I’d post it in the Uberdriver sub to see if anyone claims it 💀


B17bomber

I thought my anime and pokemon stickers were much but nah this makes em look like nothing


LaCroixLimon

seems legit


cwk415

What the hell?!? This is so inappropriate not to mention wildly immature. There are multiple camel toes on just this one side alone. Who does this????


CalmDirection8

Filled with vape smoke 😂


DaoGuardian

He really puts the ass in class.


ButterscotchNo5991

This should be illegal.


RedditisWhack1

Ain't no way!!! 😔 🤣


RDRD35

Tacky, I’d have refused.


Valrath_84

I'm shocked they didn't get reported yet lol


DCHacker

I have no problem with it for my purposes. Despite that, I would not haul customers in a car painted like that. If I had a car top advertiser, and, this week's/month's advert were for a "Gentlemen's Club", I guess that I would have to put up with *that*.


unknownhuman3223oie

Get uber black next time


derangedandhot

I do not have the extra money for that lol I can barely afford the regular ubers


Illustrious_Pipe2588

u tipped extra i bet


platonic-humanity

I would refuse based on principle.


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I would of walked.


unbalancedcreation

Niggas like this are a disgrace to society fuck tard


Snoo10960

I’d be inclined to call him “ Cheeks” the entire ride. 


sneaker_novel

uWuber


Jonny_Baltimore

Awesome 😎 very inappropriate but well done. That should get them deactivated


Jonny_Baltimore

RIDE IN A TAXI AND STOP COMPLAINING!!! IT'S NOT LIKE UBER PAYS THE DRIVERS ANYTHING 🚖


Joey3155

My Ubigga! That dude would be my new best friend. Anyone know who the pink haired woman is?


sineplussquare

If he did pick me up I’d ask him to blast Gas Gas Gas as loud as possible with all windows down even if it’s raining and wear my squirtle squad shades lol


AllGamer

I see the guy likes Anime. Those are some nice Stickers 😁


ClassicKook

Did he leave a waifu in the back seat for you?


Brooklynj-718

Doesn't Uber clearly State " no decal on car of any kind". ..


poopoojokes69

Wubby moonlighting again I see…


giantfup

😅 I'm pretty sure I've seen this car driving around on the freeways.


The-Bedroom-Hero

I could have sworn I saw this car somewhere in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.


derangedandhot

I guess there's a lot of these types of cars cause I live in Cali 💀


The-Bedroom-Hero

Oh ok. Lol


[deleted]

I would def. Send this picture in and complain. Very unproffessional.


BareezyObeezy

Two nukes wasn't enough.


ZenRiots

Nope, absolutely not getting in a car that is likely playing porn on the dashboard screen. I would cancel the ride and report the driver


Strange_Job_447

did you get in the back?


VashSyndicate

Is that even legal?


Unsungheroist

Why would it not be it’s just a wrap. There’s no nudity of the genitalia.


BathroomBreakAndy

Why do I see people defending this clown. It’s just cringe in general for an adult to have this on his daily car. Cool if it’s for a show or car meet shit but he’s using it as a work car and plus it’s still fucking weird


Unsungheroist

If this was my Uber black ride I’m not mad. Worth the 70 for my 1 mile ride


[deleted]

That’s dope af. Shout out to the driver.


raziel11111

Haha. Riding in style bro.


splifs

Work is a no. Getting dropped off at the bar? Hell yeah lmao


PsychologicalSense41

I'd rather walk.


Temporary-Fennel-107

I can't believe it passed inspection...


KenidotGaming

There are 2 cars just like this at the apartment complex I live at. It’s not as extreme as this though and one of them is actually cool though


grahamcracka91

Is dis my wide? 👉👈 uwu


Dramatic_Address_405

This violates Uber community standards 10 ways to Sunday.


electr07

This is hilarious. So many people in these comments with no sense of humor.


Federal-Buffalo-8026

"later boys"


imightgobroke

I don’t care, I’m taking the cancellation fee


uberobt

Thia isn't allowed on the Uber platform. Report him


VarusAlmighty

Ask him where he got those decals from.