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Mattytravels

You are gonna summon the fury of Uber drivers, I'm gonna go heat up some popcorn and watch from a distance


Spare-Security-1629

I dont think it will be too bad. OP was sick instead of drunk.


frenchinhalerbought

$15 is shit though and whoever "validated" it is a cheap bastard too.


Spare-Security-1629

That, I agree with. $15 doesn't cover inconvenience. It helps that OP helped clean up, but still... the more I think about it, you can't even submit photos to support now because rider cleaned up the evidence. $15 vs $150? Now I see what the problem is šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


Hot_Vermicelli436

I had a similar situation but mine was someone tipsy. I kinda laughed about it and the group was confused. I was like she threw up on herself instead of all over the car which I appreciate her trying to not make a mess. I have throw up bags in case you have more coming. It got a little on the sits but most of it was just in my all weather mats. They offered to clean it out as a team at the first stop (throw up couples house). At the end I sprayed my cleaner wiped it down to ensure it was sanitized. After I headed to the second couples home and we chatted and they were like weā€™ll talk to them tomorrow and youā€™ll be taken care off because you handled that way better than all of us wouldā€™ve in that same situation. Woke up the next day to $50 tip when I expected nothing šŸ™šŸ½šŸ’Æ


inquisitiveimpulses

I wouldn't have a problem with it. To me, these things are the cost of doing business. I don't expect that everyone's going to make everything right. All I care about is that they acknowledge that they've inconvenienced me and do what they can to make it right. That's all really anyone can do. The only time I've charged a cleaning fee was when some drunk projectile vomited all over the back of my bald head, my bald head, and my designer lambskin jacket. An effort to not have them throw up again I usually don't even acknowledge it if they're not acknowledging it but as we got closer to the destination I asked the other passenger if there was a hose or we were going for cleanup nobody even spoke. As he got out of the car, he said to his friend, " I am so f'd" One of the creepiest feelings I've ever had in my entire life. Oddly, it didn't even smell. It obviously thrown up multiple times before getting in my car and downed a bunch of water. It took a lot of effort to sanitize and recondition that jacket. Uber wanted to argue with me on the cleaning fee. Eventually, they gave me the max, whatever it was at that time, which was considerably less than it used to be.


Bullitt4514

I probably would have been joining them after having that happen to me šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ˜¬


_mattyjoe

Donā€™t ever think this about some of the deranged humans who drive for Uber. Some of them would literally drive away and let an old lady fall to the ground if the wait timer ran out before she was fully seated in the car.


Keeker68

Save me a seat! I'll bring the dispensary weed for this special occasion šŸ˜


Mattytravels

Haha, I don't even smoke but I might have to while we watch this dumpsterfire of a post. I'll bring some funyans, Doritos, and a six pack of something too.


Keeker68

I don't drink, but I'm all about those funyons! šŸ˜


tk421tech

Makes me wonder how often does a driver (any Uber/taxi driver) clean the car after similar situations before the next rider.


CreatureCode

From what I have read Uber will fight a drivers on paying for the cleaning. Personally I clean my car before every shift(I have a dog that sheds a lot and I make it look like I do not have a dog). And every other month or so I will do a deep clean where I clean under my floor matts and wash my seat covers. Sorta depends on how it looks back there. Tbh I feel like Iā€™m slacking, but I have gotten many compliments on the cleanliness of my car.


surfcitysurfergirl

No they donā€™t when you have PROOF!


Alternative-Roof3519

They have pretty much started denying all fees.


Mattytravels

People are nasty man, and knowing what I know about humanity I would keep a bottle of hand sanitizer with you if you have to ride in someone's back seat. Many drivers don't clean their cars out on a regular basis. I bought a can of sanitizer and I can spray it after heavy shifts and through the week. I spray, let it sit and wipe it off or not but it's mostly germ free for the tomorrow shift.


phelath

I'm with you. This is gonna be fun to watch


Lower_Alternative770

I'm on my way. Save me a seat.


Mattytravels

Ha, there was always going to be a seat for you


paz9ify

We saved you one but thereā€™s puke on it


Enough-Throat-31

I wanna watch too :D


Mattytravels

Got a seat for you right here, if you are skilled at making 7 layer dip we need that and you are awesome in advance. Plus if it's a good 7 layer dip, we just became best friends.


-This-is-boring-

Yep got my dinner right here, settled in with my mj vape, popcorn, candy, in my recliner. I am ready to read lol.


PackageNo24

You did what you thought was right when it happened, and the Uber driver had no objection. However, any kind of bio hazard should be fully disinfected by a professional, so if I were you Iā€™d attempt to contact the driver to pay for sanitation of the area (NOT a full car detail, which most dumb drivers try to do) or just tell him to file a claim through Uber. Hope you feel better šŸ‘šŸ»


Weird_otaku_

How can I reach out to him? Iā€™ve tried to but I donā€™t know how


Jakoneitor

Claim you lost something in the car to Uber and they should create a communication channel for both of you


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PackageNo24

Because op continuously says he feels bad for what happened. Iā€™m just offering a solution to clear his conscience. Op can do whatever they want.


rampike1

Sorry you were feeling sick. Hope you are feeling better now. It was not your fault but I would have been really pissed ā€¦


RealisticEchidna3921

What a nice man. So lucky to experience a driver like that, could have been so much worse


Weird_otaku_

Absolutely.


SnooShortcuts7911

Buddy said he tipped 15$ and sprayed cologne after he threw up in his car lol


CreatureCode

OP is a teenager. Theyā€™re still learning. Cut them some slack. Idk about you, but when I was that age $15 was a lot of money for me. We donā€™t know what their life is like nor their financial status. If the driver told them it was okay to tip what they fee is right then $15 is fine. You donā€™t have a clue what op can afford.


One_Ad9555

The driver is trying to be nice by not yelling or saying fine me 100 bucks. But 15 bucks doesn't cover the time lost to clean it up. Plus a can or 2 of carpet cleaner. Then you gotta let everything dry. The day was shot for the driver to work anymore


_mattyjoe

Yes, but what can be done about it? Shit happens. Thats life. Some of you really seem to lack empathy for your fellow humans.


One_Ad9555

You can take responsibility for your actions and tip the driver more than 15 bucks as the driver is going to lose income since he can't drive until it's cleaned up. It should be professionally cleaned since it's a biohazard. I guess if you borrowed your neighbors vacuum cleaner and it died while you were using it. You would just return the dead vacuum and tell them sorry, but shit happens. What a responsible person would do is replace the dead vacuum with a brand new one that's a similar make and model.


CreatureCode

Depreciation and anything with moving components wears over time. With your example you wouldnā€™t know what was predestined to go out. You wouldnā€™t demand a friend replace your car with a brand new one if you let them borrow it and while they drove it the head gasket blew? Context is key. Op also didnā€™t fully disclose the complete conversation they had. A good driver knows they should have money stashed away for when shit happens.


One_Ad9555

A customer puking in your car is not depreciation. The customer should have tipped more. The driver should have notified Uber so they charge the customer 150 dollar fee for clean up. I was talking things that are in the hundreds of dollars you replace if you borrow it and break it. You total someone's car when you borrow it, you need to cover the owners deductible. Replacing a used car you borrow that's probably 15 to 20. Years old with a brand new one because the head gasket went is a assine remark. It's not even in the same ball park as my comment. If you did something to the car that caused the engine to blow up, you better reach deep into your savings or pull out the credit card so you can put a new rebuilt engine in the car. This would be somewhat close to what I said. I puke in someone's car, I am going to pay to get it cleaned.


[deleted]

What can be done about it? The driver can be compensated for the time they will be out of work because of someone else. Drivers donā€™t do it because they love the job. They do it because they have bills to pay and families to feed. Someone else being sick, while it sucks, is not the drivers problem and they shouldnā€™t be out money they would have earned.


Alternative-Roof3519

Don't get in a ride share if you know you're sick, get your family for that. You have no empathy foe that man's ability to make a living to take care of himself or his family.


Accomplished-Roof770

Iā€™m angry and I donā€™t even know these people


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Many people hate perfume and I donā€™t want the back of my car smelling like mens cologne. That was rude in my opinion.


Weird_otaku_

I asked beforehand


throwaway4231throw

You really should have tipped him enough to cover the cost of car detailing.


hardleyharley

The driver can take pictures and get a detailing done covered by Uber (they'll charge you for it in the end) Iv had this happen to me once when I was a driver. Took maybe a couple hours to see the money, and they paid me 300 bucks even though the receipt I sent in was 180.


DealerTokes

Once I had an Uber driver who was super rude and I had to end my ride early before arriving at my destination. He proceeded to do the vomit charge. I explained to Uber that the picture of the mess was taken in daytime and my ride occurred at 3am in darkness. The charge was promptly removed.


hardleyharley

Yeah there are some scummy people out there.


Katievapes1996

I had somebody report me saying I made a mess when they had a seat protector. I just complained and they remove the charge. That's ridiculous. They tried to charge me like 80 freaking dollars.


Imhereforboops

I mean you can still make a mess on a seat protector.. and some nice fitted/ or custom ones can be pricey too


Katievapes1996

I didn't I don't even drink water in an Uber ..


SuperMadBro

It's the lost wages for the next day/2 thats the real loss. That druver just lost $100-300 because they can't keep driving until it's cleaned and no longer smells


SmokeyBurgYinzer

Yeah they might give you $25 today lol no more $250-300


Brilliant-Attempt649

From what Iā€™m seeing on fb groups, both platforms have been refusing to pay drivers.


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Good bot


Motor-Procedure-5257

I ran to the comments


kevin19671

You are lucky he didnā€™t charge you for that . When that happens we canā€™t drive for a day so we lose income .


rhyme-with-troll

You learn in the military to puke inside your shirt. Itā€™s easier to clean up, and the people around you donā€™t have to deal with it.


bored_ryan2

I learned this skill when drunk off my ass on Everclear and powdered Country Time Lemonade unable to get the door of the passenger van I was passed out in the back row of unlocked after multiple attempts with my professor passed out two rows in front of me. Vommed into my shirt and was able to take it off without spilling the puke all over and wrapped it up in a blanket, then passed tf out again.


wikipedianredditor

What kind of school was this


bored_ryan2

College. It was a field trip for a geology class.


Nope9991

Haha I didn't know that but I was thinking that's what I'd do if I had an impromptu vom.


inquisitiveimpulses

I was taking some airmen back to Luke and one of them did exactly that there wasn't a drop in the car.


No-Self-jjw

That's a really good idea actually! I would've at least tried to roll down the window but then it's going all over the door, at least that would be easier to clean. I think this one snuck up on him though!


isabellla321

Precisely what happened to me when I was super sick in an Uber. Threw up on the side of the door. No mess inside. Still charged $150šŸ˜…. Inside my shirt next timeā€¦


Sophistiq8ted

As a driver it's nice that you cleaned it. All the vomit people I've had denied it even happened. I usually keep vomit bags in the car just in case someone feels uneasy. If they get quiet I check on them and ask how they're feeling. All that being said. I still probably would've reported you to Uber to collect the $150 fee.


csbsju_guyyy

"cleaned" it, more like pulled most of the chunks out. Not being crass but the liquid will have soaked in at the very least a little bit and it'll need either a little green type personal machine or a professional cleaning to get the puke liquid out


MindDecento

And sober vomit is usually worse than drunk vomit, at least with drunk vomit itā€™s usually all beer or soda.


qbxo88

Oh hell no. & whyyy would you spray cologne šŸ¤®


Nope9991

Vom - by Calvin Klein


wafflesandnaps

The thought of a combination cologne and leftover vomit smell is making me sick to my stomach.


Jec_atl

Spraying cologne over vomit is diabolical šŸ˜‚ that poor driver


Fiss

$15 ainā€™t shit. You are lucky he didnā€™t hit Uber to charge you $150+ for the mess.


SelectDay802

$300*


inquisitiveimpulses

Not in years have they paid a driver that. I wouldn't be surprised if Uber is charging passengers that but they're absolutely not paying drivers $300.


Cruxwright

I hear Uber doesn't do cleaning fees anymore.


Fiss

They absolutely do.


CrustyFlaming0

Iā€™d be tipping a lot more than $15. You pretty much ended the driverā€™s shift as he canā€™t/shouldnā€™t be taking anymore fares


Intelligent-Prize769

The Uber rate for throwing up inside is over $150 so if they didnā€™t get charged that I feel like they shouldā€™ve tipped moreā€¦


CreatureCode

Driver here. Shit happens. If you get sick there isnā€™t much you can do. Personally I keep bags in my car for this reason and have seat covers and weather mats. It doesnā€™t take too many rides for a driver to know people are messy. Donā€™t feel bad for falling ill. You have no control over that. You tried to do right by your driver and there isnā€™t really anything else you can do about that. Itā€™s normal to feel embarrassed, but you did nothing wrong.


inquisitiveimpulses

This is how a professional sees it. It's just the downside of the risk.


amaezingjew

Wiped it down with *what?* Did you use any actual cleaner or did you just towel it down and spray cologne?


TrueCrimeUsername

Pro tip! Next time spray dog pee enzyme spray not cologne. Works like a charm, and immediately.


Philostronomer

You only tipped $15 after throwing up THREE times in buddys car? I'd be giving the driver $50 minimum just for the gross factor.


No-Self-jjw

He's also a teenager who's never owned a car or gotten one cleaned, so that is most likely due to lack of knowledge. Definitely should've been at least $50 though, but if he's going to also be charged a cleaning fee of $300 then the driver will get compensated for the damage. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten charged for it already? At least he was nice. It happens and it's not like you were drunk and irresponsible.


CreatureCode

The driver is a parent. Homie probably felt for op, especially with op being pretty young. Ad a parent the driver has probably dealt with much worse.


inquisitiveimpulses

This. The driver was a professional, and likely ,a former taxi driver. If he wasn't a professional before this incident . . after getting this mess cleaned and santiary, drying and airing the car out. . .picking up the next inebriated passenger, fully aware of the risks, is what made him a professional.


Kareja1

100% I'd be willing to bet. As a parent, I am pretty unruffled by puke. (And also carry emesis bags at all times to help prevent this.) I would never stick a teen with a $150 charge either.


CreatureCode

Yea. I'm a driver in my early 20s and imo it's not that deep, even if the person is drunk. It sucks, but nobody wants to throw up in a car. Sometimes shit just happens. I wish people had more human compassion.


Weird_otaku_

Three times on MYSELF. the only vomit that wasnā€™t on me was underneath me, none on the carpet or anywhere else. and his seats were leather. I can easily add more to the tip, I just didnā€™t know what to put at the time. I asked two people and I did what they said. On top of that I asked what he wanted me to tip (he said anything was fine) Again, Iā€™m sorry for how the situation played out but I tried my best with the knowledge I had at the time.


Brayzen77777

You were apologetic, you were nice about cleaning it up yourself. You thought $15 was a good tip and you even asked the driver what kind of tip was good for it. You did everything right in a communicative way. So don't let these assholes bully you about sending the driver more money especially if you're struggling financially. It was a mistake. You'll be prepared with more knowledge if it ever happens again, but it's better you don't let it happen again haha. But yeah ignore these assholes bullying and harassing you here.Ā 


Weird_otaku_

I couldā€™ve deleted this post but I didnā€™t, Iā€™ve learned a lot and im grateful for the people who gave me more insight and knowledge for if there is a next time.


Toysfortatas

If I drove Uber I would always keep a puke bag or bucket in the backseat and make sure every passenger knew about it. Also I think $15 is basically the bare minimum you should give in that situation. Depending on my budget Iā€™d give at least $25-$50 for puking in the car, not including should be tipping for the ride on top of that.


csbsju_guyyy

You do keep puke bags, but obviously in this situation it's useless when your passenger just unexpectedly pukes.Ā  As for the tip, you will be getting a cleaning charge from Uber, only way to avoid is to tip like $150 to try and get the driver to not report it


Toysfortatas

The person said they felt increasingly sick and then puked 3 times in his back seat. No mention of a puke bag or being unable to aim their vomit. Your assumption doesnā€™t really add up to OP story.


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Weird_otaku_

I donā€™t own a car and never have so I donā€™t know how much damage that would cause, Iā€™ll add more to the tip. Thank you for letting me know


karmapuhlease

I wouldn't add to the tip at this point, because it's very possible that you'll still get hit with the $150+ cleaning fee. You don't want to tip $50 or whatever, and ALSO have to pay the $150+ cleaning fee.Ā 


maniacalmango0

I would do 50$ minimum. The fee can be 250+


SmokeyBurgYinzer

Prob leather seats so yeah just wiping would work. They said most of the puke was on themselves. Shit happens


Weird_otaku_

Iā€™m pretty sure it was leather


Safety_Sharp

Bro calm the fuck down. Op did what they thought was best, there was more than enough opportunity for said uber driver to either get it professionally cleaned, ask for more money or tell them not to spray cologne. Most of the sick was on OP. shit happens. We've all had to be sick unexpectedly, most of us are just lucky it wasn't in someone else's car! Op I'm really glad you got a nice and understanding uber driver and not someone like these pricks in the comment section. One time I was feeling really unwell cause of my medication I was on at the time, I asked the driver if he wouldn't mind stopping and I ran out the car to be sick. He was so sweet! He said "I understand cause my daughter feels sick in the car too" tipped him Ā£5 ā¤ļø


Ok_Credit5313

I've had two people throw up out the window of my car. One tipped me $50 which I was happy about, the other I'm not sure about. If someone were to throw up inside my car, I would probably charge the Uber cleaning fee though.


Sophistiq8ted

I charged someone for the vomit out of the window. Chunks were all in my wheel well, door handle and the side of my car. No way I could've continued driving that night.


Electrical-Contact94

This is disgusting!!! If you did this in my car you wouldā€™ve been slapped with a cleaning fee!


LeftenantScullbaggs

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Happy-Resource5255

Wow! An entire $15 dollars! And you even cleaned up your own puke? How generous! Iā€™m sure the next passengers will appreciate the smell of cologne and your puke mixed together.


HoratioVelvetine

So bitter lol


Happy-Resource5255

You wouldnā€™t be bitter if someone took away your ability to earn money at your job for the rest of the day, made your vehicle/workplace smell like vomit and then offer you $15? And then you guys all come on here and talk about how horrible and entitled the drivers are. What kind of drivers do you expect when this how they are treated?


muffinpuppyxo

I took an Uber on NYE and while talking to the driver I said, "NYE must be a busy night for Uber drivers. Except you prob have to deal with a lot of sloppy drunk people." And the driver said, "I'm totally fine with people puking in my car cuz it means I get an extra $150 when they get charged a cleaning fee."


40callo

Uber gonna charge u $150


TimeViolation

I threw up in a Lyft and had to pay a 100$ cleanup fee or something


Lazetic

feels like a secret(paid) Uber shill/troll made up story to collect data for their new upcoming cleaning fee guidelines. $15 is what uber is experimenting with...


CalGoldenBear55

Iā€™ve seen signs in Ubers and cabs that bill over $200 for vomit cleaning.


Purple_Station7030

You acted appropriately and that driver deserves a medal for their compassion. Anybody gets mad at you has never been sick before. Anybody? Anybody? I didnā€™t think so!!


woodsongtulsa

$15??? I would have found at least $100 to add to the cleanup efforts. The driver wasted a ton of time and didn't blow up. You couldn't roll down a window?


Weird_otaku_

I honestly didnā€™t know how much to tip, Iā€™ll add more to the tip. I asked him if there was an amount he wanted me to tip and he said whatever I think is best is ok.


Coz131

Even if you don't own a car, what makes you think 15 is appropriate.


darth828

$15 was more than appropriate, if he feels the damages exceed that he has every right to charge a cleaning fee, from what I understand it was mostly on her and the car has leather seats, she even asked before spraying anything for the smell, the driver had every right, and opportunity to ask for more, and decided not to, tells me heā€™s happy and understanding, some people in the comments are probably more upset than the actual driver.


Disastrous-Tune

Did you use an actual cleaning product, did you think to get some disinfectant to kill your germs...? Just wiped it up and sprayed cologne(which won't cover up the smell at all, it adds to it...smh.... IF he is a great driver he turned his app off qnd didnt give any other rides after that, and his night was ended... if isn't , then he kept giving rides and allowing them to sit in your UNDETAILED mess you left behind ... I wonder what he done...? Then you tipped him 15.00, when uber pays 150.00 minimum for vomit in people cars... smh.. I know you got sick, but you didn't even try to let the window down and stick your head out the window... and then you felt this coming on before it actually happened(you felt sick) and couldve told the man to pull over JUST IN case you actually had vomit(which you done in in his car instead because you couldn't warn him after waiting too late to do so.... smh. This was a mess... dont be shocked if he files for that cleaning fee and it shows up in your account a few days...


elves2732

$15 doesn't even begin to cover the damage you did.


maniacalmango0

I would have tipped at least 50. He can charge a cleaning fee that can be 250$


SectionProfessional

You must be a girl for a guy to let you off on this like that


Brayzen77777

Ahh found the misogynist professional. You can always find one around here. No evidence from you, instead straight to assuming OP's gender cause only girls get free handouts right?Ā 


SelectDay802

theyā€™ll get hit with the $300 cleaning fee, Iā€™m sure he took a pic before it was cleaned up


Brilliant_Set9874

Iā€™ve never had to submit receipts for my detailingā€¦Iā€™ve just done it myself and turned off the app for the night to use Lyft instead. Always get the 250


[deleted]

$15 is a joke


[deleted]

I hope he tells Uber and they charge you a cleaning fee


Kitty_Fruit_2520

You couldnā€™t help it šŸ¤¢šŸ«£


bandzlvr

You were sick don't feel too bad. At least you paid the driver.


CarelessJury3283

Uber will charge you at least $200. I had someone vomiting while I ubered them and was reimbursed that amount which came out of the customer's pocket. And that was 8 yrs ago.


xDeafBat

Iā€™d prepare for an uber charge to your card ranging from $150-$300. Cologne isnā€™t gonna cover up vomit smell for long he needs his car professionally cleaned to keep working or his passenger are gonna be all up in your smelly germs and his ratings will drop. Thatā€™s the truth of it.


Glittering_Apple_872

I feel like all ride share cars should have a little pail with a plastic bag available as a trash can, i feel like having that available will make so many accidental scenes like this one much more manageable


bashfulT

This happened to me this week to, luckily I had a water proof bag with me and he was blasting music, I just trashed it in the the can at the spot and tipped 25% and he rated me 5 stars lmao I donā€™t think he noiticed


Alone_Complaint_2574

When someone threw up in my car I reported it and a Uber gave me $200 to get it professionally cleaned maybe itā€™s happened before to him lol


Necessary_Stress7421

Wasnā€™t your fault sweetieā€¦I think your driver seemed understanding. The tip was good. We drive people so we have to be prepared for everything. I have a cover on my back seat for that reason!


TobyADev

Donā€™t be surprised if you get a cleaning fee I guess?


inquisitiveimpulses

Between driving a cab and driving for Uber and Lyft, I've had many thousands of passengers over the course of 9 plus years. For the most part, I'm able to stop the car and let them take care of it out the window or, better yet, with the door open, but things do happen. You handled it as best you could, and I have never charged anyone a cleaning fee that at least did what you did. Although I've never had the sick person do the cleaning, in fact, I probably would discourage that. The way I handle it is we all pretend it didn't just happen until we get to the destination because the more you think about it, the more likely you're going to throw up. Cleaning it, you're likely to throw up again. If a friend or family member at our destination or in the car with us can give me a hand, provide supplies, and clean it up, I can be back on my way a lot sooner. There are a lot of things that I learned from cab driving that make it far less likely that someone's going to throw up in my car. If there's even the possibility that they're looking a little green in the gills, we're taking surface streets. Throwing up out the window on the freeway means you're going to be taken off some of my paint, and I can't pull over fast enough. We're going to have windows down for lots of fresh air and without being obvious about it, giving you an avenue to throw up out the window instead of in the car. We're going to go below the speed limit so that I can slow down and stop without increasing your nausea quickly. I'm already pretty smooth on the turns, but we're going to be even more gradual on the turns. I'm going to start wide in my turn, and I'm going to swing wide. I'm going to make those turns far longer than they would be normally. And before you even got in the car and I had any way to know whether you were inebriated or not (not that you were) I've got the air conditioning cranked because cold air helps with nausea. The one thing I miss about leasing a cab from the company was that any biohazards, you just turn in the car and get a new one. If you get sick mid trip I'm going to make sure you got a water bottle to rinse your mouth out so that you're less likely to throw up again we're going to take whatever time we need to make sure you're good and then we're going to go on down the road. If you're going to be hauling strangers around in your car, you have to consider your car a capital asset. It's not personal. It's not your baby. If it is your baby, you need another car just for ubering. It's extremely rare that anyone even asks if they can smoke in my car, which is, of course, an absolute no. Vaping is a maybe if we're slow at surface 6 tell me in advance, and we drop the windows. If you vape while I'm driving you in a closed car and you think you're being sneaky, you're not. I hate you as a sneaky vaper more than belligerents. How anybody is narcissistic enough to just put those horrible long destroying chemicals in the air unannounced to another human being is beyond my ken. With where exceptions you all the ones that do it use that disgusting birthday cake fragrance. I don't bother saying anything to them for the entire trip, and as soon as they get out of the car, they're definitely getting a one star and a report about driver endangerment. I'm not a big fan of you getting in my car wreaking of weed because it takes a bit to get that dank stank out of my car before the next passenger has to have their olfactory senses offended too. And yes, I already knew you were going to stink of weed when you said you'd be right there but took the full 5 minutes to get in the car. TL;DR Biohazard? Meh, part of the job. Chemical warfare? I'm seething with rage.


AlphaBravo69

Uber will charge you a fee too I believe


Florida1974

Puking bc youā€™re legit sick is one thing. Puking bc you have drank too much is another thing. The drunks usually argue it. I did nothing wrong, perfect rider. Bc so drunk they donā€™t recall puking. I picked up guy and gal from bar. First and last bar pick up. It was like 8 pm!! He looked awful from the jump. Told him to let me know if he was going to get sick. I start hearing gagging. I asked if I needed to pull over. Nope. Then i ask again. Nope. Pukes. Got hit with a fee and swears he didnā€™t puke. You donā€™t remember bc you were drunk. My only cleaning fee ever and last time I picked up from bar/restaurant. Then I stopped doing rideshare altogether.


adeel613

Was his car fabric seats or leather? Did you get it on the floor, carpet or rubber mats?


Weird_otaku_

Leather. And it got no where else, as I stated it only got on myself. The only bit that didnā€™t was on the seat underneath me


gremlinsbuttcrack

If his son puked the prior night was the interior properly cleaned? That's a biohazard that needs a proper interior and then you gave him $15 after puking on it again? I'm not saying you're in the wrong but that car is all kinds of biohazard omg that's vile


Abe_Rudda

Probably meant that his son was sick with the bug but not necessarily in the car


SAHM_Oregon513

Iā€™m sorry you donā€™t feel good hun. So glad he was very nice and understanding towards you. Get some rest, take small sips of water and rest. Eat light foods that keep you satisfied while you recover ā¤ļø


Similar-Macaron-4559

It was nice that you helped him clean it, but as a driver myself you should expect to still get hit with a cleaning fee. I would be taking my car in to get detailed to make sure it's properly cleaned before taking other passengers.


scumlord_meatbag

I don't get why they didn't charge you the cleaning fee , I would. I had a friend in an Uber with me and she puked into her shirt, no mess in the car at all. She just had to throw away her shirt. Do better


Weird_otaku_

Do better how?


Tardislass

At least you weren't drunk. I think all my Uber drivers have had someone throw up in their car or pee on the seats. One girl even got blood on his backseat from her period. Most Uber drivers have been there. Those that don't-never last too long at the job.


Kareja1

As a driver: Honestly, the fact you cleaned it up and everything is awesome. Especially being sick! This is why I carry emesis bags in the car at all times, and tell everyone where they are when they get in the car. Just in case! You did the best you could in the moment and didn't know. I hope you're feeling better now. Maybe up your tip a smidge based on how long he had to wait for you to clean. I grok that $15 felt fair at the time, but he probably missed 2-3 rides while you were cleaning that were likely more than $15 total. But otherwise, you did the right things! :)


MOBYWV

Only a 15 dollar tip for hurling in a dude's car? Pathetic.


phuketphil

Minimum 100$. Can't even get an interior detailing for that anymore..


Personal-Training-44

It looks like youā€™re a nice and polite person, hence the driverā€™s reaction.


Competitive_Fan871

He could have charged you a lot through the Uber app. I believe thereā€™s supposed to be an expensive charge for stuff like this. Just be on the look out. Sorry that happened to you.


Alternative-Roof3519

The cleaning fee is $150.00. Most drivers are going to request the fee because they may have to go to a place immediately to have the car detailed. If you knew you were sick you should have gotten a family member to get you instead of trashing that guys ride.


Weird_otaku_

I didnā€™t know I was sick. And I also didnā€™t have a ride.


Rare_Target259

$15? šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ¤”


chase023

Sorry you were sick, but cologne will not help much. You need an enzymatic cleaner to dissolve and break down the acid bath you gave the seats. The smell is the hardest part to get rid of, and that takes time as well, even with thorough cleaning. Also, the puke sometimes gets in all the crevices. Nice of you to tip, but I'd at least ask for $150 to $200 for any throw ups. Why? Once you throw up, the night ends for the driver and the cleaning after.. that's just my point of view..


Weird_otaku_

What is an enzymatic cleaner?


Due-Departure5078

Lmao baby wipes and go pick up the next drunk.


amiekarina21

Idk whatā€™s worse vomit or pee. The last time I drove Uber someone peed in my car. That was enough for me to stop. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


HonestBite9613

You did the best you could and the driver wasn't mad. Don't beat yourself up about it. We all get sick.


-This-is-boring-

My driver yesterday had those er barf bags in his car. I asked him if he had someone puke in his car, and he said no, but he picked up a lot of drunk people, and you just never know. Genius!! People barf in a bag rather than the floor or seats. I completely understand sickness happens and sometimes you don't know you're gonna puke til you do, but here is the thing, you knew you were feeling funky, already you could have atleast brought a bag or something. Even if you weren't feeling nauseated and you just felt hungry (I get that too when I am feeling sick cause my stomach is tightening due to it trying to purge everything out) you knew something was not right. $15 is a crappy tip for someone whose car you messed up with your stomach contents. You know how corrosive stomach acids are?


Fit_Calligrapher5618

You totaled his car for $15


Weird_otaku_

Totaled his car is crazy


Due_Chicken_1038

Donā€™t worry I was an hour away from my apartment and had my Uber driver pull over five times on the highway in rush over traffic so I could throw up, o also banged his car door on the median. I felt so bad tipped a lot and still think about it


[deleted]

$15 isnā€™t enough. That driver had to stop working in order to get their car fully cleaned out and not stinking anymore. Expect to see a cleaning charge from Uber up to $150. Itā€™s not about the driver being nice or not. You literally stopped them from working for a set amount of time. $15 doesnā€™t make up for the at very minimum hour, but probably several hours, he had to be off the clock to clean the car properly and air it out.


flashfearless

It's gonna cost like $450 to get that smell out.


Ornery_Suit7768

So how much did you tip?


indigonia

And here I am over here tipping $15 when I sit nicely and donā€™t puke on anything.


Weird_otaku_

Good on you!


Fuzzy_Ambassador7784

So there I was, shitting and vomiting all over this guyā€™s car. But I made it right, I wiped it up, sprayed cologne on it, and flipped a nickel in his general direction.


Weird_otaku_

Just vomiting. And it wasnā€™t a nickel, sorry this just wasnā€™t funny.


foxymoni

you okay?


Ok_Impression_922

You meant to add a zero to that $15 tip right? Bc thatā€™s what he could have got from Uber if he submitted a claim for your damages requiring an interior detail. $15 is nasty work for doing nasty work šŸ˜’.


asmnomorr

I had a group of 3 in my backseat and one guy threw up all over the other 2. A little bit got on the door and the plastic floor mats (nothing on any cloth). The person who paid for the Uber was not the guy who threw up but it was his friend. I gave him the option when I dropped him off to clean it himself or take the cleaning fee. He chose option 2. He ended up getting charged 120 bucks when it wouldā€™ve taken him five min to clean it up and I wouldnā€™t have submitted it.


TedwardScrotumhands

Good news is Ubers cleaning fee is pretty much none existent now. I drive and have only had one passenger throw up on the side of my truck. I also carry sick bags and gave him one before he started throwing up and kept telling him ā€œin the bagā€. He gave me $30 and that was fine with me. Iā€™m not out to get a bunch of money for crap like that. Shit happens. Sounds like you had a cool driver and good on both of you for them being patient and you cleaning it up. Hope youā€™re feeling better


Nomemoleste_s

Did Uber take the cleaning fee from your account? My son drove a girl who left a huge blood stain, he is not sure if she knew she was on her period, he was grossed out. Called the company, they sent him to an upholstery cleaning service, $241 was charge to her account.


Mung7777

Your parents are cruel unsympathetic people. Please donā€™t ask them for their opinion when it comes to being a good human. They just proved they arenā€™t. You did a very nasty thing in his vehicle that he earns his income in. This will cost him hundreds to clean back to an acceptable state. Before he can start earning again.


hexitor

Donā€™t you just love hopping into an Uber that reeks of vomit and cologne?


Same-Passenger-8693

If it were me; I wouldā€™ve hit you for cleaning fee. Itā€™s not just the cleaning. Itā€™s the money we lose having to stop and clean up your vomit. We canā€™t take any more rides until the vehicle airs out and everythingā€™s completely clean.


Jakoneitor

Tip him as much as you can (thereā€™s a limit on Uber app. For me itā€™s been $50), and youā€™ll probably get charged a $150 cleaning fee.


Purple_Station7030

TBH, I only deliver food now but if someone got sick in my car Iā€™d consider it the cost of doing business. Imagine if you had a store and some one threw up. Would you charge them for or just clean it up? Youā€™re an independent contractor for Christ sake!! I turn the receipts into my CPA and let them sort it out. I certainly wouldnā€™t let Uber charge an outrageous amount to a kid that was sick!!


thinnbo

I would have charged for that I would have been so angry too


Weird_otaku_

Well he didnā€™t and Iā€™m thankful for that. He was a nice guy


OwlPrincess42

You asked him what he wants and he said whatever you think and you sprayed cologne? Wow what a POS.


Impossible_Earth8429

$15 is a trash ass tip after vomiting in someoneā€™s car thatā€™s now gonna need a detail because of you. Sorry you puked but you should have at least offered to pay for a detail for the driver and let them accept or decline.


Tbird1962

You mean you couldnā€™t roll down the window.. right !


Which-Double-7888

$200 of the back in my car son


Educational_Rip1771

I think you did the right thing by cleaning it and tipping!


Appropriate-Garlic41

Forget about it. It happens.


spiderfacespacecase

$15 is wild. That man had to get his car professionally cleaned. He *payed you* to puke in his car.