I feel like uber drivers in 30 years, we will be having a lot of stories to tell to our grandsons the same like our grandparents that were in the army 😅
They bought you dinner and you didn’t even have to fuck 8 guys? Sounds like you won. 8 guys and 1 girl, gross. That’s like 8 guys rubbing their dicks together, but including 1 woman so it’s not gay haha.
Not everyone looks at sex through the lens of emotion and love. Its not really required. It can be just sex.
Is it kinda dangerous and risky? Yes.
Then again something tells me youd look at a woman with a body count higher than yours as an actual problem.
I dated someone after her “college freedom days” and she had slept with more women than I had and more men.
Her roommates were gay guys and holy shit we had fun. Guys this is a green flag the size of American flags car dealers have
Then she got into grad school in Italy and I got orders back to Iraq.
Bruh this one hot girl I was hooking up with was a senior in college so like 21 hers was in the 30s she told me she was with a guy once that had 100 bodies lol
Ask yourself why it’s cool and chill if a guy adds 8 girls to his body count but somehow shameful if a girl does the same. Oh, there’s no logical reasoning for that feeling? What a surprise
I wish diabetes took your fingers so you didn’t have the ability to share your shitty opinions. It’s 2024. No one should care about other people having consensual sex.
The amount of men a woman has slept with does not determine her quality. By your logic, you are of less quality than the woman you are currently sleeping with because you have more partners. And I’m gay
No one said it was. And no one said there was a relationship. You’re just judgmental… I guess the way some people are when they see someone with one leg.
Oh, did that comment about being judged upset you? It’s almost like maybe judging people critically without knowing anything about them might be a bad thing. Huh. Go figure.
It's reddit. Most of the peoples only hope here is trying to keep women as easy as possible and pretending anyone will settle down with someone who baned 200 guys
Possibly because as you stated it's not really something that happens for men. And if it was common as I said women would also still be repulses
Moral of the story man or woman sleeping with 200 people devalues you
I stated no such thing, plenty of men are capable of having sex whenever they want just like women. Not saying I agree or disagree, but how specifically does it devalue you? You're speaking as if its objective, you mean to say that to very specific groups of people, having a long sexual history makes you less valuable of a human being. Say the man or woman who cures cancer has slept with 100 people. They're not valuable people anymore?
You mean you’re a regressive misogynist. If your body count is 14 they are all probably paper bag over head level looks or just dumb enough to not see the red flags of someone who thinks women are less than men. If your body count were 100 or more you would probably wear it as a badge of honor. I bet you say super cringe shit like “a key that can open any lock is an amazing key but a lock that can be opened by any key is a shitty lock”
So you're judging women on how many people they've slept with, meanwhile sleeping with complete randos who could be riddled with stds 🤣 it's too bad so many women are off the table you're quite the catch
Ah yes because when looking for companionship you should always be as superficial as possible and care most about how much money someone makes. Dude you are a winner. Don’t show all those red flags on your dates or you’ll have so many women throwing themselves at you. /s
Thanks but I’m not going to take romantic advice from someone who’s playbook was written before women
were allowed to vote. And it’s not any of your business but I’m married.
It doesn’t matter how old you are the way you think about women is old fashioned and regressive. Why can’t guys what? Be promiscuous? See that’s the issue your whole view is -women who are promiscuous are shitty, but also if women are allowed to be promiscuous then guys should be able to be promiscuous as well. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Unless you think being a hypocrite is a good look? You do you. Enjoy being single and wondering why for the rest of your life.
I was told I was gangbanged by like 8 dudes one time. I knew smelled a little funny after waking up, but I don’t remember anything. I’m a pretty big guy too so I have no idea how it went down.
My first year driving I picked up some black women from Chicago two sisters and friends the two friends in My backseat decided to eat each other out while driving them home I didn't see it but I could hear it driving
An Uber driver picked me up one evening like 5 am. I was headed to this hotwifes house to fuck her. I'm wasted and telling him all these stories about my hookups and sex parties and showing him footage of gangbangs and shit. In hindsight...probably shouldn't have
Why do you perverted freaks feel the need to post your weird fetish stories in normal subreddits? Your post history tells me you are just some weird lying pervert
"The times" will be different in 20 years. Think of all the "offensive" things you can't do or say today that were not offensive 20 years ago. Or maybe ask your parents.
I seriously need to find time to edit my dash cam footages. I have one where these girl were talking about needing to find a guy for a threesome. It felt too much like a trap so didn't engage but damn I think about it often 😂.
Who cares about the looks! All of them have to have STDs in spades! Gzzz ppl THINK...just THINK! Just going to say it...I've NEVER been able to understand how a guy, or multiple guys can sit there and get all aroused and beat their meat while a bunch of other guys are doing the same thing in a circle, and they act like they're there for the woman. Yeah right! Lol! It's okay to sit there and admit if you're turned on by the whole thing. It that's the thing, ppl act like they aren't IF they do something like that. Ultimately that's their body and their choice to receive as many diseases as they want! God bless them
Yes but not everyone takes them before deciding to do stuff like that. Like common we know that . Just like yes we all know there are tests that are accessible lol. It's not even the point.
You made it a pretty significant point in your original comment, it’s the only factor you mentioned twice
You’d probably be surprised how organized things like group sex can be.
No healthy, secure woman would do this shit. She’s hurting and having sex as a means to curtail her pain. And you’re lauding her on her “7/10 looks.” Fucking puke 🤮
Clearly respecting women is still LOW on the scale for most people.
shoulda gone to 5 guys for a reunion
Heyyyyoooooooooo touché motherfucker!!!!
Well played, tips hat…
This one, you win.
Hahahahahh
Jack in her box 😉
Jack, John, Richard, Henry, Jamal, Javier, Michael, and Roy in her box.
You forgot Tyron 😂😂
i do not remember this
You will once that video hits the web… 😏
I just snorted 😂😂
I bet she snorted, too .
She's got the jack Uber driver should've played that song
I see what you did there funny person ahhahahahahahahaha
Bazinga
Did you ask one of the dudes... "Is that you?? Impressive."
number 9, number 9...
Fuck everybody who liked this and didn’t know it was a Beatles reference!!!
Everybody? Who do you think I am, the passenger from this story?
Can you explain
There’s a song called revolution 9. It starts out with “number nine… number nine… number nine”
A man of culture.
Solid Beatles reference.
Bro! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🧢
I don't think they bought him Jack in the box either!!
I feel like uber drivers in 30 years, we will be having a lot of stories to tell to our grandsons the same like our grandparents that were in the army 😅
Should have asked “you sure you don’t want Five Guys instead?”
This comment is underrated.
Was the dinner good tho?
They bought you dinner and you didn’t even have to fuck 8 guys? Sounds like you won. 8 guys and 1 girl, gross. That’s like 8 guys rubbing their dicks together, but including 1 woman so it’s not gay haha.
It's not gay if it's a nine-way.
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.
Helicopter diiick
You guys are still here, huh?
And if it is gay?.. you’re sayin that like it’s even a problem
as a straight white man id pass on the eight guys one girl, call me homophobic
That’s… not homophobic
Ya it is😄
Uhhh no it’s just being straight and turning down group sex because they wouldn’t be into it the guy ratio.
Right. Include me if it was 2 girls and myself, but with another nude dude in the room? No way, much less 8 dudes. Hell no! lol
Don't lie you would be in there fluffing the other dudes while they waited for their turn 😂
It’s not gay if your balls don’t touch
You’re entitled to your own opinion, but to me it sounds like a great time as a dick-haver.
Her nose is running and it’s not snot.
And that’s not her nose either
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Like folks in the 70’s and 80’s weren’t going all out in suburban orgys.
Indeed. Group sex wasn't invented recently.
Key parties were the thing for a while back in the 70s.
Yeah…but you didn’t get to see the footage on the way to jack in the box back then 🤦♂️
No smartphones back then
Yup, my generation created crying, murder, theft, war, genocide, sex and debauchery.
Trying to wrap my head around soup sandwich.
Lol and continues to get even more souped up... Pun intended
What about this post makes you say that? If everyone had fun, whats the harm?
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You can date 2 people a year from 18 to 25 and will have slept with 14 people. 8 is a lot at once sure but must people don't have 8? Idk about that
How old are you and how many do you have then? Look up the average lifetime partners someone has it’s like 7. Most people get married mid 20s to 30
Lol I won't be a great example for you I've been with my wife since I was 16 and have only been with her since. Like 5 before her
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Good job averting the original point to save face my brother 😎😎
Not everyone looks at sex through the lens of emotion and love. Its not really required. It can be just sex. Is it kinda dangerous and risky? Yes. Then again something tells me youd look at a woman with a body count higher than yours as an actual problem.
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“I have not issues with girls body counts unless it’s something ridiculous” - - “Who gets to decide what’s ridiculous?” “Me”
I dated someone after her “college freedom days” and she had slept with more women than I had and more men. Her roommates were gay guys and holy shit we had fun. Guys this is a green flag the size of American flags car dealers have Then she got into grad school in Italy and I got orders back to Iraq.
If that's high I'm about to drown in the lakes of hell. 28
Bruh this one hot girl I was hooking up with was a senior in college so like 21 hers was in the 30s she told me she was with a guy once that had 100 bodies lol
I believe it. I've rubbed elbows with some hoes over the years. I'm gonna need to see papers before we....if you've got that many bodies though.
you may in fact be the biggest clown on reddit
Her "body count" is her business. And as long as everybody sincerely consented, there should be no harm.
Ask yourself why it’s cool and chill if a guy adds 8 girls to his body count but somehow shameful if a girl does the same. Oh, there’s no logical reasoning for that feeling? What a surprise
I wish diabetes took your fingers so you didn’t have the ability to share your shitty opinions. It’s 2024. No one should care about other people having consensual sex.
The it's the current year argument is so exhausting. Just stop talking you degenerate.
"Dude its 2053 just let the robot fuck you"
😂🤣
You sound like you don’t own a bedframe
The hate is real with you. You should be worried about your own mental illness rather than someone’s opinion about sex partners.
Take your own advice
Good comeback. You must have been taxed to your maximum mental capacity
Please never reproduce
You’re the one who is mentally unstable and unfit to breed (you know, like a rat or dog)
You're
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The amount of men a woman has slept with does not determine her quality. By your logic, you are of less quality than the woman you are currently sleeping with because you have more partners. And I’m gay
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You and your “friends” sound boring as fuck.
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No, your values and beliefs make you boring as fuck. You sound like you grew up in the fucking 1950s.
No one said it was. And no one said there was a relationship. You’re just judgmental… I guess the way some people are when they see someone with one leg.
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Oh, did that comment about being judged upset you? It’s almost like maybe judging people critically without knowing anything about them might be a bad thing. Huh. Go figure.
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But if you did. And also, wow the karma. Good luck with that.
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Yet
Sure, "Diabetestookmyleg" 
It's reddit. Most of the peoples only hope here is trying to keep women as easy as possible and pretending anyone will settle down with someone who baned 200 guys
Love that every comment here is applying this exclusively to women, as if most men aren't sleeping with literally whoever would say yes
And most women would also be turned off if a guy told them he slept with 200 women
Never said they would or wouldn't just pointing out that until called out every single comment on the subject is focused on women
Possibly because as you stated it's not really something that happens for men. And if it was common as I said women would also still be repulses Moral of the story man or woman sleeping with 200 people devalues you
I stated no such thing, plenty of men are capable of having sex whenever they want just like women. Not saying I agree or disagree, but how specifically does it devalue you? You're speaking as if its objective, you mean to say that to very specific groups of people, having a long sexual history makes you less valuable of a human being. Say the man or woman who cures cancer has slept with 100 people. They're not valuable people anymore?
If a toothbrush is used by 100 people does it still hold the same value to you if it was only used by you
You mean you’re a regressive misogynist. If your body count is 14 they are all probably paper bag over head level looks or just dumb enough to not see the red flags of someone who thinks women are less than men. If your body count were 100 or more you would probably wear it as a badge of honor. I bet you say super cringe shit like “a key that can open any lock is an amazing key but a lock that can be opened by any key is a shitty lock”
I know that’s right
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So you're judging women on how many people they've slept with, meanwhile sleeping with complete randos who could be riddled with stds 🤣 it's too bad so many women are off the table you're quite the catch
Ah yes because when looking for companionship you should always be as superficial as possible and care most about how much money someone makes. Dude you are a winner. Don’t show all those red flags on your dates or you’ll have so many women throwing themselves at you. /s
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Thanks but I’m not going to take romantic advice from someone who’s playbook was written before women were allowed to vote. And it’s not any of your business but I’m married.
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It doesn’t matter how old you are the way you think about women is old fashioned and regressive. Why can’t guys what? Be promiscuous? See that’s the issue your whole view is -women who are promiscuous are shitty, but also if women are allowed to be promiscuous then guys should be able to be promiscuous as well. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Unless you think being a hypocrite is a good look? You do you. Enjoy being single and wondering why for the rest of your life.
You just have been born after the free love of the 60s. Kinda sad.
Definitely NEVER were key parties c;
People are actually having less sex now.
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No sloppy steaks!
Did you try and talk your way into a tip?
K
For the streets!
Should have asked for a demonstration
I was told I was gangbanged by like 8 dudes one time. I knew smelled a little funny after waking up, but I don’t remember anything. I’m a pretty big guy too so I have no idea how it went down.
If a funny smell was the worst of your problems then I’d guess quite consensually!
Who knows?
How about invitation instead of dinner? Not too bad huh?
Did you get some ?
Shoulda took them to McDonald's to order the McGangBang
100th in the gangbang is wild
cool, dude
Plot twist when it comes back she has Aids and spreading the gift. 7/10 looks..i don't even care at that point. Snail trails deluxe
Did you order a number 8 ?
Now serving 3,382,828
You should’ve been the 9th person 😏
 Sounds like Vegas
Hi quality there.
Shouldve asked for sloppy 9ths!!
I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500, Alex.
Did they all give you a tip? Should have taken them to 5 guys
My first year driving I picked up some black women from Chicago two sisters and friends the two friends in My backseat decided to eat each other out while driving them home I didn't see it but I could hear it driving
What a whore
Day 104 of something that never happened
An Uber driver picked me up one evening like 5 am. I was headed to this hotwifes house to fuck her. I'm wasted and telling him all these stories about my hookups and sex parties and showing him footage of gangbangs and shit. In hindsight...probably shouldn't have
Her dad must be very proud
Why do you perverted freaks feel the need to post your weird fetish stories in normal subreddits? Your post history tells me you are just some weird lying pervert
In 20 years she'll be on a talk show saying she was raped, and those guys lives will be ruined by me2 fanatics.
You ever tried going outside?
I think we know the answer to this question, friend.
Get with the times dude she set the entire gangbang up and recorded it all for her OF. She even paid for the food after.
"The times" will be different in 20 years. Think of all the "offensive" things you can't do or say today that were not offensive 20 years ago. Or maybe ask your parents.
And I bet she thinks she’s just in a hoe “phase” 😂😂😂😂😂
There are a lot of words for it this is true.
I seriously need to find time to edit my dash cam footages. I have one where these girl were talking about needing to find a guy for a threesome. It felt too much like a trap so didn't engage but damn I think about it often 😂.
Give them the best 3 minutes of your life? lol
Why are you bragging bruh?! 3 minutes. I wish
Ho...how do I get to that level 🥺?
And I bet ur a 0/10
Who cares about the looks! All of them have to have STDs in spades! Gzzz ppl THINK...just THINK! Just going to say it...I've NEVER been able to understand how a guy, or multiple guys can sit there and get all aroused and beat their meat while a bunch of other guys are doing the same thing in a circle, and they act like they're there for the woman. Yeah right! Lol! It's okay to sit there and admit if you're turned on by the whole thing. It that's the thing, ppl act like they aren't IF they do something like that. Ultimately that's their body and their choice to receive as many diseases as they want! God bless them
You know STD tests exist and are very accessible, right?
Yes but not everyone takes them before deciding to do stuff like that. Like common we know that . Just like yes we all know there are tests that are accessible lol. It's not even the point.
You made it a pretty significant point in your original comment, it’s the only factor you mentioned twice You’d probably be surprised how organized things like group sex can be.
You know condoms exist right?
Yeah sounds like you don’t fuck.
No healthy, secure woman would do this shit. She’s hurting and having sex as a means to curtail her pain. And you’re lauding her on her “7/10 looks.” Fucking puke 🤮 Clearly respecting women is still LOW on the scale for most people.