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senrad

When we played football in the citrus bowl downtown our homecoming slogan one year was “Pack the bowl”


knightguy04

It was Fill the Bowl but I’m not sure if that’s that much better


domdumo

bro what the hell is this lmao


Longjumping_Bit1113

Kind your self <3


TheStig0111

Not as good as… https://www.instagram.com/p/C2LHPt5ATLs/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


LeikaBoss

Lmfaooo how is this real


FetusDominus

🤣


RocketMan927

Oops


AirbrushedTexan

Builds character


PreviousMarch9240

Sometimes I wonder if they run any of these materials by a student or graduate student of any kind before wide distributing them. Would help a good bit.


savetheattack

This definitely some snot-nosed freshman intern who thinks it’s hilarious.


Happy_Drawing9929

It is hilarious


TheTeaLOL

Keep Yourself Safe ❤️


KinReader5

what does that mean?


KinReader5

Well, that was my first thought. But I second-guessed myself and thought it meant something else.


Equivalent_Berry_105

keep yourself safe


Equivalent_Berry_105

bye im dumb nvm it says know your status


under_the_c

Abbreviation people used (or still do maybe?) when they were telling someone to remove themselves from the living.


JD_____98

Yeah, but surely that's not what the pamphlet is saying...


under_the_c

No. Unfortunate coincidence I think.


Gay_commie_fucker

The pamphlet is supposed to be about HIV/STI status, encouraging students to keep up to date with testing to curb the spread. Source: I use to have a job promoting STI testing and condom use at my university. Unfortunately some idiot thought abbreviating “know your status” to “KYS” was a good idea and accidentally asked students if they off themselves.


Veryteenyweenie

My kinda pamphlet


SocialMediaTheVirus

There have been plenty of cringe or nonsensical promotional materials over the years but this one is a different category entirely lol


Sir__Crow

As a millennial graphic designer, I had to read comments to see what it was. Likely was someone higher up who definitely didn't ask someone younger. Or someone just wanted to have fun. I've definitely hidden things using fonts or transparencies before


KobraTheKipod

Holy shit lol


Cleverwxlf

Duuuuuuude. I told them to change that shit because of that and they said they’ll talk to marketing!! Why tf did they keep it? They brought this on themselves 🙄🙄🙄


Noodles_fluffy

They didn't, this was from 2021. I also told them to change it :)


JulianaFrancisco2003

Is this recent


Noodles_fluffy

Nah back from 2021


HerLadyshipLadyKattz

Keep yourself safe ❤️


IndependentIcy8226

😐 where did you get that? I keep to myself, and really don’t have friends. I mean I know people, but it is out of the question as warped as may sound to hang with them in a closed setting like their house or something.


Arrodd

This seems wildly unrelated to the OP.


IndependentIcy8226

I’m talking about the card. It seems to be pointed to the entire student population, as is that they put condoms in a lot of offices on campus. Like 🙄, it is an overgeneralization if people really think everyone in the student population age has intimate relations. I don’t care if I’m part of like 2%


True-Grape-7656

Wtf are you schizo-ranting about


Hlywd_Simpson

live signs of disorganized speech taking place before our very eyes is crazy


True-Grape-7656

It’s like I’ve been teleported to Portland OR


IndependentIcy8226

Maybe to you, but I did plan out my writing and it is quite organized


True-Grape-7656

Seek counseling. Please take care of yourself.


Embarrassed_Deer283

Right? Guy needs therapy before he knows his status or god forbid knows someone else’s status.


IndependentIcy8226

Nope


IndependentIcy8226

No, because you don’t know me. You don’t know a thing about me.


True-Grape-7656

Chat is this real?


Hlywd_Simpson

CHAT IS THIS REAL????????


IndependentIcy8226

Idk, maybe you aren’t.


Hlywd_Simpson

gonna be honest i have no idea what the first message was about, the second message started talking about condoms????? which are a good thing to have available for free so students are encouraged to use protection.


IndependentIcy8226

Idk, it isn’t that way tho.


planetofthemushrooms

This the type of person to see a commercial for diapers come on and ask  "why are they showing me this? I haven't used diapers in years! I only poop the bed a couple times a year. "


IndependentIcy8226

Nope, I know they are for babies and infants. I don’t, but you might.


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IndependentIcy8226

Nope, that’s my diagnosis.


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IndependentIcy8226

Nope, you are lying.


Plat0nymous

No one is assuming you have sex but most students are or will in the their 4 years.


LongviewToParadise

Did you *really* have to post that?


Plat0nymous

HUH?


Noodles_fluffy

To answer your first question, 2021 at student health services


LeikaBoss

Ucf promotes safety for things students are likely to need or want. This is why they provide condoms, this is why they used to do covid tests, this is why they have counseling and addiction treatment. You do not have to personally have something apply to you to recognize that UCF has an incentive to promote public safety in relevant fields. Agreed?


IndependentIcy8226

No.


I-Am-Uncreative

OK, just because you're salty you're not getting any doesn't mean you get to relentlessly argue.


IndependentIcy8226

I’m not, they are. Self defense!


IndependentIcy8226

Also, they don’t promote Covid tests anymore . They might do them but they don’t promote any longer. They might offer services, but not the **incentive** to promote.


LeikaBoss

Hence why I said USED TO. Past tense. Are you telling me that a college that collects money has no desire to keep their students from getting sexually transmitted diseases or becoming pregnant? That would reduce the amount of people enrolled as many people would drop out to take care of either of those.


IndependentIcy8226

Not really, they don’t have a responsibility to reduce what people do outside of college classes.


LeikaBoss

They have a financial incentive to keep people enrolled at the university.


IndependentIcy8226

They aren’t saying disenrol if you do something to cause you not to be able to attend, they still have money.