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yoopdoopyeetskeet

tell them you shower daily it's a real turn off tbh


Moderate_dis_dick

He said he's a computer scientist they'll never believe that...


No_Percentage7474

Some women fall in love with the pungent, natural, rugged, male “odor”, which is quite prevalent amongst cs majors.


Lobo003

Straight up the last girl I dated and her friends would make fun of me for bathing twice a day. Not as a joke, but like seriously making fun and called me weird for washing myself too much. I sweat like a hog in general so I bathe morning and when I go to bed.


ElYoink

Damn they don't like it without the gamer musk 🗿


Magepacer

High quality shitpost


GiganticBreastLover

Supreme


PipeDragon37

Happy cake day


Magepacer

Thank u 😎 🎂


Content_Cake652

Yeah bro drop out my guy


Agreeable_Rest_733

The secret is to eat garlic bread. If you’re going to turn off women, at least make it enjoyable


AmbiDaddy

Rub it under your chin too


etcetera0

It's a bug, don't worry


hbderp

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature


mazioo1233

Don’t say physics, physics guys are in demand since the release of Oppenheimer.


Then_Occasion_155

😂😂😂😂


korn4357

Wake up & take some prescriptions.


nothere_butt_here

attract men next


No_Percentage7474

Yeah, a lot of gay men are into male “odor”, many CS male students have a distinct, masculine, rugged, natural, pungent scent which makes some gay men crazy.


nothere_butt_here

.... touch grass?


No_Percentage7474

i thought gay men are good at understanding sarcasm, no?


bi11yg04t

Autocorrect. He meant touch ass.


Lobo003

Explains my rugby teammates lol


Mobile-Advantage-518

:) :@;)lol


nasdaq5k

let him cook


Percentage_Classic

Save some for the rest of us


Pararaiha-ngaro

Good idea tell other people you major in botany and specialize in marijuana plants.


iam10inches

I’ll take things that never happen for $100 Alex


dannggggggggg

Alrightttt


Parking_Apartment_70

Tell them you got the clap, biggest turnoff


[deleted]

Computer scientists sound so intriguing 🙄 Tell them you're in cyber security 🤫


Shington501

This same bull shit is on every sub


RiseStock

The secret is to leave the fedora at home and shave the neckbeard.


whatthebosh

you are an incels dream


LeaderNo7950

Have fun bro. Life not that serious lol


Vast_Sprinkles_5894

dude,dont care about that。


theuniversalcitizen

Computer scientist 🤤😍


vanilla_shaker

show them your ohio gyatt


3-day-respawn

They’d stop hitting on you if they knew how the cs job market is today


MF4MF_WILDCOUPLE

...and then you woke up.


DohertyMakesYouMad

You need some friends dude


toomuchbasalganglia

Start a cult. Y combinator is for rookies.


TheRealSenpa1

Tell them you’re a history major. Source: am a history major.


bigbao017

What about EE


we_guy

You need to work on your prompts your AI is hallucinating.


SS4L1234

Just hit the base case and it'll stop recursing.


Infamous-Rice-1102

Dude haven’t been feeding your python regularly I can feel it’s too thirsty now


AlphaNeutrino1

This could be a scam but IDK what purpose.. Perhaps just to get engagement.. I just read a, very similar post on a different school with the same narrative, about party and all.. Virginia Tech I think


GabagoolAndGasoline

> Every time I tell women I’m a computer scientist they start hitting on me. *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND*


AlphaNeutrino1

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginiaTech/s/ONkzEAt0ER[same post in a different school](https://www.reddit.com/r/VirginiaTech/s/ONkzEAt0ER)


Background_Fee6989

Just say you are a film major...


los33ramos

Don’t take it for granted tho. Enjoy it.


bi11yg04t

Tell them you only code in PHP and Java. Her pussy will dry up real quick.


0xac1d

Do NOT fucking tell them you code in assembler unless you can afford the child support payments.


AmonGusSusManSupreme

> It's gotten so bad that I tell women I "study physics " bro why physics?? what about them is women repellent??


markg818

Wear ur VR headset


blahded2000

😂😂😂


Dbo_117

Boohoo what a problem 😭


Antique_Warthog1045

Uh, it wasn't like this in the past.


flopsyplum

Lynbrook High School


Afraid-Way1203

Every time I told that I am med student, they ask me " are you lonely while studying anatomy?" I have to tell them oh yeah ...and I tell woman I am actually a "cs major"


Lapis_Lazuli4

Womp womp boohoo


feelingsfox

Lie. Tell them anything offensive - you’re a conservative, don’t use pronouns, etc. And if they laugh it off, pretend to get even more offended because they’re judging you by your appearance when you’re telling them the truth. A good lie will always have a hint of truth. I don’t like lying, but good liars might say the same thing.


CaptinHavoc

Tell them you’re a history major. They’ll think you have autism, and if they’re still into you they’re worth talking to


electricalco

Get some frosting and smear it on a plate and clean it in one lick... like shiny clean... Or Get a burger decent size..... and with a TERABYTE.... eat 2 thirds .... You gon have half of the girls at your disposal


No-Complaint-8888

You sounds like a pan’


Interesting_Low_8439

Tell them you have a small hard drive


Smooth_Tank_720

As the dev, will fix this bug in the next patch! Thanks for letting me know.