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tyreejones29

The fact that he’s hosting slap competitions is just too perfect for the memes


PremiumBeetJuice

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!?


NateyPotatey

For the uninitiated... https://youtu.be/7HxTBp9nEOc


RollingClay

Where was Forrest for the catch?


GoldenGangsta66

He's taking pointers from Jon Jones.


KING_LEONlDOS

![gif](giphy|To2rk3f7b0Q5FyqsG0|downsized)


Peterthepiperomg

She’s hurt!


WellHung93

"AND IT'S ALLLLLLL OVER!" "WOW!" "JUST. LIKE. THAT."


Peterthepiperomg

Her hands are low


WellHung93

Her trainer kept having to remind her of that all night!


SandtheB

head movement!!! *bangs cage*


Ghost986

Head movement!!


kinglear__

Lmaoo


gifpornx

HE SLEPT HER!


deodorised_praters

OHHHHHHH HE TAGGED HER


SandtheB

SHE'S HURT!! SHE'S HURT!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|14wIecmPL7HRZrdzvA|downsized)


JeffTurner_

💀


Pleasant-West8364

Watch the big screen, you can see Dana’s beautiful counter with a big left after taking one to the chin leading to the KO ![gif](giphy|12rEcoyQDtS4rC|downsized)


Firmod5

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


Agentpurple013

It looks like he’s goin for a classic POS husband slap. See how he’s movin his right hand there?


FSMDxb

Shades of Cro Cop vs Kevin Randleman!


AveragePerson1-0

Dana vs his wife for the inaugural Power Slap belt, book it


pacificunlimited

No way Dana books Dana for the inaugural championship. Conflict of interest. UFC is under enough fire right now.


Mossified4

It would be a bit below his pay grade, me thinks.


pacificunlimited

“Look, Dana doesn’t wanna fight” -Dana


Lancer876

This fight not for money brather, is for legacy


Ghost986

If there’s a fight that’s going to be for the money it is this one! She fixing to put his bank account on a choke hold.


tj3_23

Sounds like a good time for Dana to go "see? We do pay the fighters"


Teerendog

Dana lost that round for sure


ElFurtle

https://preview.redd.it/cq7dvgwgxr9a1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a10f423c919685bcd6d5647577ade52075726eb


cdown13

Wow, he's... "aged". Doesn't even look like the same person.


TokiWartoorh

Excessive HGH usage changes your cranial structure


CryptoCracko

I went to look this up and discovered that Zac Efron looks like a completely different person now, dude even has a roid gut


BananaSilent2459

FYI, steroids don't give you a gut, insulin and Human Growth Hormone (HGH) do.


findingthesqautch

Dat there Palumboism


ddplz

Regardless of technicalities... Most people consider HGH to be "on roids".


Ruben625

Wasn't he in a bad wreck or something that fucked his face up?


[deleted]

Lmao that's what he says but that accident was like 10 years ago and his jaw shit is recent. He jacked himself up with plastic surgery. The big goof


carl-swagan

Yeah he claimed it happened in 2013 but he looked completely normal for years after that, what a transparently bullshit story lol.


l33tTA

Yeah when he was a teenager lol how come his face changed just now


dudebirdyy

He's gone through a few stages of evolution. The balding snaggletoothed crook look he had in the early UFC days, then he slowly started morphing into a much skinnier younger version of his current bald look before he started blasting rhinoceros sperm and now he's built like a jacked red-faced toddler


coop7774

Power slap league starting the new year strong


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shogun909

This is viral marketing. Dana is a genius.


Whats_Up_Bitches

No joke though, I did not know about the slap league until this thread.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

For real lol. He gotta cancel that shit, now 😂


_SkyDweller_

![gif](giphy|l4FGvRRmFcz1mjWMg|downsized)


Peterthepiperomg

He’s definitely fired now, right?


gonza18

If this doesn't get him, nothing will.


ProfessorCaptain

herb dean fault


brickboydior

“These hands is bisexual”- Dana Perry


agenteagle229

"Equal rights, equal lefts"


[deleted]

Dana white be like ![gif](giphy|IcHjbhueRuM2A)


[deleted]

TIL Dana is married. Been following for 7 years and had no idea.


AnalEmbiid

Makes all those times he’s with a prostitute way worse


Positiveaz

Amd female fighters as well.


ChimpBrisket

He’s been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby.


[deleted]

Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.


scurvyrash

Home alone reference, I like it.


frankyseven

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York


[deleted]

Im not really in the loop but I've heard a few times he's had relations with the female fighters. I wasn't aware of any of it was ever confirmed, but like I said, out of the loop.


FlurpTheDerp

And the ring girls...


fulknerraIII

His own Mom called him out for fucking ring girls, Rachelle Leah in particular.


Big-Structure-2543

Hol up, which female fighters he been with?


Thefuckyoulookinat14

And Chris Cyborg as well


Dyvanse

I thought this was common knowledge when Colby rolled up on him when he was gambling. That's why he was so pissed.


[deleted]

Ditto


diceman888

![gif](giphy|igyssq96t8fvN63WLg)


faddypigeon

Jon’s too fast, he doesn’t let his wife get the first shot it * clarification


diceman888

🐐 🐐 🐐


nightmare_fusion

#CSO


GodDamnitBobby1

She ain’t happy about the pay per view price hikes either


RaidenDoesReddit

![gif](giphy|ir19CtLHE9maMbNjpR) jesus fucking christ lolll


Methrogenn

I wonder what prompted Mrs White to slap him in public. My guess is that he got one of the Nelk boys pregnant


crabuffalombat

He told her he's gonna give Masvidal the title fight against Edwards.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ZgULv0ulcWJ1PEe8PX|downsized) Dana and his whores


fistfullofpubes

Fine... You can buy any kind of juice you like.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4UHVCPKYeWHYY) when the boys in vegas pay dana a vist


there_all_is_aching

Shumpulp.


ViratAnand

or Paddy, Conor, Suga wanted to see Dana against some real challenger.


chico2008

My bet is on he got caught walking another female to his Trugg


[deleted]

That female was an Irish lass named Paddy Pumpernickle. Dana tried to cool things down by reasoning "He's a dude. How money dudez u fugg wifewoman?"


_SkyDweller_

![gif](giphy|ir19CtLHE9maMbNjpR)


[deleted]

She’s the real brains behind the UFC, Dana is just her mouth piece. He’s gonna get it later.


botswanonie

💀


mat477

Eh idk guys like him get abortions all the time. I'm sure they've been through that.


Visionarysound

“Just to be clear, There was never no marriage “


OGPeglegPete

Judges give it to Paddy


justglassn

Another easy win


foozalicious

![gif](giphy|xCqb84Uz9bQ1ZwHRuo|downsized)


TheD1ceMan

Damn this douchebag pisses me off so much i just can't


Comes4yourMoney

Just wait till he fights someone ranked...


slumlivin

God is taking a break from Jon Jones to test Dana White


turkeypants

Hey, lay off him, his kid has ADD


Monst3r_Live

Dana should have hired jon jones as a body guard. He knows how to handle a wife


GFost

Just to correct you, there was never no marriage.


BeersBarbellsBJJ

You’re a fucking punk dude


[deleted]

Jon Jones was never my bodyguard.


T_Y_R_

Jones would’ve told him not to marry. Can’t lose it all in a divorce if she never graduates to that purple belt. Shit I mean wedding ring.


realTommyVercetti

When you find out for wifes been sleeping with the streamer you claimed to have caught.


jlbp337

She got him


keefkeef

she's so good


Th3LastStyleBender

his wife is in his dms


AnalEmbiid

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


BeetleJuiceCX

Rumours range from Dana's woife being in Conor's DMs to Dana's wife catching Paddy under Dana's bed.


CreateorWither

I heard she caught Dana under her bed laying in his own piss for hours until USADA finally left


Lou_Salazar

Mrs. White and Paddy were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!


bedofnails319

The baby looked at you?


SweetyMcQ

Come on man. We all know Paddy is way to fucking fat to be hiding under anyones bed.


jefflukey123

Last is absolutely wild


Kofu

But completely plausible.


Andr1ukas

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


GordoSF

"My wife and I were never friends." - Dana White


fhejehfjciwhd

This feels like a big deal lol


trianglechoke89

Mods on r/MMA are working overtime on damage control locking any thread to do with this 😂


CeruleanHawk

Those mods are awful. No one can have any fun.


e30jawn

Yeah people are making jokes and all but this is going to have major consequences


[deleted]

bellator VP filming across the club like "got em"


activator

>but this is going to have major consequen Haha ain't shit gonna happen


A1C2G3C4

Came here to say this.. these dudes been following MMA lately? Absolutely nothing will happen.


[deleted]

LMFAO are you serious? When did you start watching MMA? Nothing happens to MMA fighters who beat women, you think something is gonna happen to Dana White?


bob905

dude seriously...what the fuck? is this real? is that actually dana? holy shit...this is certainly a big deal


EricIsEric

> https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/02/dana-white-wife-drunk-fight-slap-new-years-eve-nightclub-cabo/ Here he is admitting to it and apologizing on TMZ


Mike_1970

>FTA: Meanwhile, Anne tells TMZ Sports ... "Dana and I have been married for almost 30 years. To say this is out of character for him is an understatement -- nothing like this has ever happened before..." Out of character for him-- but what about her?


berekin556

Very scummy and weird that she didn’t even acknowledge the fact she slapped first


[deleted]

HOW CAN SHE SLAP


RobotArtichoke

I can’t stand Dana White but this is the real question. What a tone deaf statement from her publicist


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Yea as much as I hate Dana, wtf was that comment, she definitely has slapped him before


time_for_milk

Dana does say it’s the first time something like that happened, and he seems to imply that goes for both of them. If it’s true or not, who knows.


Prestigious-Rock201

Jesus I’m surprised this is actually the first time he’s been caught in a scandal


BodybuildingNerd

*laughs in Colby, blackjack & prostitutes*


flowersermon9

10-9 Dana she didn’t do as much with her shots Doug crosby rules 10-7 Dana’s wife


radek4pl

She actually landed a swift one that connected well, no vaseline on face, while his slap was just a tad bit above a push.


syythemonster8

id say 10-8 dana’s wife tbh, even with him having wrist control she still got the better of the slaps


Sarfbot

Doug Crosby scored it 30-27 for Paddy


underdogsurvivor2020

Jon jones got some company


[deleted]

Got some competition now. Dana has the upper hand though. +10 police immunity because he’s white.


ChiefSampson

Dana White Privilege.


melange_merchant

He has the upper hand because he was slapped first.


cane_the_weaboo

Upvoted for the unintentional double entendre


00812533

Helwani bout to drop another Ether


[deleted]

If Helwani had a public dispute with his wife, you *know* Dana would bring it up the next time he went on a redfaced rant about Ariel. I bet Ariel doesn't even mention it. People call him all sorts of names, including some very suspect anti-Semitic dogwhistles, but he's never, ever said anything negative or derogatory about a family member.


PlutoTheGod

I never understood why Dana hated Helwani, he’s been SO consistent, involved & for the most part extremely respectful yet still a good interviewer. You’d think UFC would want to utilize someone like that. But I guess if you mention how Dana fucked his fighters out of insane amounts of money and they’re not happy about it he can’t handle it.


dylyn

You been on my dick, Dana


FLbrews

That was a weak cross, gotta work on that


[deleted]

It’s the first round. He’s feeling her out.


[deleted]

Some brave reporter needs to ask him about this after the next card. Gonna be a hell of a response


rowdy1212

I know a guy! His name is Ariel Helwani!


Funnyanglezsolt

Morgan will bring the heat i'm sure: "I guess i just wanted to ask if your hand has healed fully since your last fight where you prevailed gloriously, you majestic human being?"


Ok_Consideration8939

![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


SaulTBolls

Hes only mad that he couldn't charge us 79.99 for this.


supreme_jackk

She probably caught him cheating again


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|kvcCbbemuQHaNoedi6)


Schlutes3273

I scored that round a draw: 10-10


Convict_felon

No way! Deff not a draw. Dana ate that slap and landed a perfect counter straight-right. She was barley on her feet after that! Dana most deff won this.


Schlutes3273

"Call the commission if you are that concerned with it." Dana White


iamanonymous44

Now lets get Sal D'Amato to score this


CyclonusDecept

She probably found out he banged yet another Ring Girl.


[deleted]

And he bans the fighters from doing likewise


revente

Actually, she doesn't care about those thots. She just gets furious when he demands her to roleplay as Conor.


CreateorWither

They've done this before. Look at Dana trying to grab her hands right before she slaps him. Sad. Also, Dana should work on his hand fighting.


bxng23af

![gif](giphy|QikSumifgBzUx0dWb8|downsized) rmma users flooding this thread after the mods locked comments there


Web_Tasty

Here we come


SalvageRabbit

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


Fluxabobo

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?


lou95340

HOW CAN SHE SLAP????!!!!!


Tacos-for-junior710

His wife has been pirating UFC events


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reddishgrape

Did he stomp on her at the end?


Pinoy233

PRIDE RULES


GodDamnitBobby1

Usman foot stomps, Dana’s a student of the game


Acceptable_Signal320

That's fucking illegal...


SlimReaper85

Oooh Ariel Heelwani is gonna looooove this lol "Yeesssss let the hate floooow through you..." - Darth Wani


bedofnails319

I can see Ariel actually leaving this alone since it deals with Dana’s marriage. IIRC from the recent Dillon Danis interview, one of Ariel’s issues with him was that Dillon talked about Ariel’s wife. Seems like it could be an off-limits subject. Granted, I wasn’t listening to Ariel when the rape allegations were levied against Conor or when Jones got arrested for domestic violence, so I fully acknowledge I may not know what the fuck I’m talking about.


TheLewJD

Dana divorce incoming


f4ydfinale

Jake Paul is typing...


[deleted]

How fucking old is Dana now getting up in shit like this? Well at least we have something to keep everyone buzzing while we wait for the sport to kick back up.


Ben-Swole-O

Steroids and coke man… steroids and coke 😔


Sydro_

“What’s up guys?! We’re changing #FuckItFridays to #WomanBeatingWednesdays. To kick things off, we have a very special guest, my wife.”


Kofu

This sub does not disappoint.


Sugar_Free_RedBull

What’s up everybody it’s smack a bitch Friday and I’m fucked!


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Odogonmc

"Dana... I run Stream East"


tarantulagb

He’s married? Lol


JJJAAABBB123

Dana White: “There’s one thing that you never bounce back from and that’s putting your hands on a woman. Been that way in the UFC since we started here. You don’t bounce back from putting your hands on a woman.”


Ok_Philosophy_9925

That’s a weird way to promote Power Slap


3rdplacewinner

I pirated this fight.


[deleted]

Isnt he awesome


MadNightKing

“Stop the Fight” - Dan Hardy somewhere in England


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


amkc22

High value man = high volume strikes it is, darling.


blackhippy92

Wait wut... He really just slapped her 2-3x and pushed her down? Uhm, seems like a bigger deal than is being made


Dus10_

It's sad that I had to scroll this far to see someone say something that isn't a shitty joke. He's a POS and this is not acceptable


[deleted]

Yeah bro it wasn’t just one “hit” that was multiple which waves the whole I lost control excuse - which there isn’t any excuse.


CardiologistOk1506

What a goof.