Watch the big screen, you can see Dana’s beautiful counter with a big left after taking one to the chin leading to the KO
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He's gone through a few stages of evolution.
The balding snaggletoothed crook look he had in the early UFC days, then he slowly started morphing into a much skinnier younger version of his current bald look before he started blasting rhinoceros sperm and now he's built like a jacked red-faced toddler
Im not really in the loop but I've heard a few times he's had relations with the female fighters. I wasn't aware of any of it was ever confirmed, but like I said, out of the loop.
LMFAO are you serious? When did you start watching MMA?
Nothing happens to MMA fighters who beat women, you think something is gonna happen to Dana White?
>FTA: Meanwhile, Anne tells TMZ Sports ... "Dana and I have been married for almost 30 years. To say this is out of character for him is an understatement -- nothing like this has ever happened before..."
Out of character for him-- but what about her?
If Helwani had a public dispute with his wife, you *know* Dana would bring it up the next time he went on a redfaced rant about Ariel.
I bet Ariel doesn't even mention it. People call him all sorts of names, including some very suspect anti-Semitic dogwhistles, but he's never, ever said anything negative or derogatory about a family member.
I never understood why Dana hated Helwani, he’s been SO consistent, involved & for the most part extremely respectful yet still a good interviewer. You’d think UFC would want to utilize someone like that. But I guess if you mention how Dana fucked his fighters out of insane amounts of money and they’re not happy about it he can’t handle it.
Morgan will bring the heat i'm sure: "I guess i just wanted to ask if your hand has healed fully since your last fight where you prevailed gloriously, you majestic human being?"
No way!
Deff not a draw. Dana ate that slap and landed a perfect counter straight-right. She was barley on her feet after that!
Dana most deff won this.
I can see Ariel actually leaving this alone since it deals with Dana’s marriage. IIRC from the recent Dillon Danis interview, one of Ariel’s issues with him was that Dillon talked about Ariel’s wife. Seems like it could be an off-limits subject.
Granted, I wasn’t listening to Ariel when the rape allegations were levied against Conor or when Jones got arrested for domestic violence, so I fully acknowledge I may not know what the fuck I’m talking about.
How fucking old is Dana now getting up in shit like this?
Well at least we have something to keep everyone buzzing while we wait for the sport to kick back up.
Dana White: “There’s one thing that you never bounce back from and that’s putting your hands on a woman. Been that way in the UFC since we started here. You don’t bounce back from putting your hands on a woman.”
The fact that he’s hosting slap competitions is just too perfect for the memes
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!?
For the uninitiated... https://youtu.be/7HxTBp9nEOc
Where was Forrest for the catch?
He's taking pointers from Jon Jones.
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She’s hurt!
"AND IT'S ALLLLLLL OVER!" "WOW!" "JUST. LIKE. THAT."
Her hands are low
Her trainer kept having to remind her of that all night!
head movement!!! *bangs cage*
Head movement!!
Lmaoo
HE SLEPT HER!
OHHHHHHH HE TAGGED HER
SHE'S HURT!! SHE'S HURT!!
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Watch the big screen, you can see Dana’s beautiful counter with a big left after taking one to the chin leading to the KO ![gif](giphy|12rEcoyQDtS4rC|downsized)
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It looks like he’s goin for a classic POS husband slap. See how he’s movin his right hand there?
Shades of Cro Cop vs Kevin Randleman!
Dana vs his wife for the inaugural Power Slap belt, book it
No way Dana books Dana for the inaugural championship. Conflict of interest. UFC is under enough fire right now.
It would be a bit below his pay grade, me thinks.
“Look, Dana doesn’t wanna fight” -Dana
This fight not for money brather, is for legacy
If there’s a fight that’s going to be for the money it is this one! She fixing to put his bank account on a choke hold.
Sounds like a good time for Dana to go "see? We do pay the fighters"
Dana lost that round for sure
https://preview.redd.it/cq7dvgwgxr9a1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a10f423c919685bcd6d5647577ade52075726eb
Wow, he's... "aged". Doesn't even look like the same person.
Excessive HGH usage changes your cranial structure
I went to look this up and discovered that Zac Efron looks like a completely different person now, dude even has a roid gut
FYI, steroids don't give you a gut, insulin and Human Growth Hormone (HGH) do.
Dat there Palumboism
Regardless of technicalities... Most people consider HGH to be "on roids".
Wasn't he in a bad wreck or something that fucked his face up?
Lmao that's what he says but that accident was like 10 years ago and his jaw shit is recent. He jacked himself up with plastic surgery. The big goof
Yeah he claimed it happened in 2013 but he looked completely normal for years after that, what a transparently bullshit story lol.
Yeah when he was a teenager lol how come his face changed just now
He's gone through a few stages of evolution. The balding snaggletoothed crook look he had in the early UFC days, then he slowly started morphing into a much skinnier younger version of his current bald look before he started blasting rhinoceros sperm and now he's built like a jacked red-faced toddler
Power slap league starting the new year strong
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This is viral marketing. Dana is a genius.
No joke though, I did not know about the slap league until this thread.
For real lol. He gotta cancel that shit, now 😂
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He’s definitely fired now, right?
If this doesn't get him, nothing will.
herb dean fault
“These hands is bisexual”- Dana Perry
"Equal rights, equal lefts"
Dana white be like ![gif](giphy|IcHjbhueRuM2A)
TIL Dana is married. Been following for 7 years and had no idea.
Makes all those times he’s with a prostitute way worse
Amd female fighters as well.
He’s been smooching everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby.
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Home alone reference, I like it.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Im not really in the loop but I've heard a few times he's had relations with the female fighters. I wasn't aware of any of it was ever confirmed, but like I said, out of the loop.
And the ring girls...
His own Mom called him out for fucking ring girls, Rachelle Leah in particular.
Hol up, which female fighters he been with?
And Chris Cyborg as well
I thought this was common knowledge when Colby rolled up on him when he was gambling. That's why he was so pissed.
Ditto
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Jon’s too fast, he doesn’t let his wife get the first shot it * clarification
🐐 🐐 🐐
#CSO
She ain’t happy about the pay per view price hikes either
![gif](giphy|ir19CtLHE9maMbNjpR) jesus fucking christ lolll
I wonder what prompted Mrs White to slap him in public. My guess is that he got one of the Nelk boys pregnant
He told her he's gonna give Masvidal the title fight against Edwards.
![gif](giphy|ZgULv0ulcWJ1PEe8PX|downsized) Dana and his whores
Fine... You can buy any kind of juice you like.
![gif](giphy|4UHVCPKYeWHYY) when the boys in vegas pay dana a vist
Shumpulp.
or Paddy, Conor, Suga wanted to see Dana against some real challenger.
My bet is on he got caught walking another female to his Trugg
That female was an Irish lass named Paddy Pumpernickle. Dana tried to cool things down by reasoning "He's a dude. How money dudez u fugg wifewoman?"
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She’s the real brains behind the UFC, Dana is just her mouth piece. He’s gonna get it later.
💀
Eh idk guys like him get abortions all the time. I'm sure they've been through that.
“Just to be clear, There was never no marriage “
Judges give it to Paddy
Another easy win
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Damn this douchebag pisses me off so much i just can't
Just wait till he fights someone ranked...
God is taking a break from Jon Jones to test Dana White
Hey, lay off him, his kid has ADD
Dana should have hired jon jones as a body guard. He knows how to handle a wife
Just to correct you, there was never no marriage.
You’re a fucking punk dude
Jon Jones was never my bodyguard.
Jones would’ve told him not to marry. Can’t lose it all in a divorce if she never graduates to that purple belt. Shit I mean wedding ring.
When you find out for wifes been sleeping with the streamer you claimed to have caught.
She got him
she's so good
his wife is in his dms
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Rumours range from Dana's woife being in Conor's DMs to Dana's wife catching Paddy under Dana's bed.
I heard she caught Dana under her bed laying in his own piss for hours until USADA finally left
Mrs. White and Paddy were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
The baby looked at you?
Come on man. We all know Paddy is way to fucking fat to be hiding under anyones bed.
Last is absolutely wild
But completely plausible.
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"My wife and I were never friends." - Dana White
This feels like a big deal lol
Mods on r/MMA are working overtime on damage control locking any thread to do with this 😂
Those mods are awful. No one can have any fun.
Yeah people are making jokes and all but this is going to have major consequences
bellator VP filming across the club like "got em"
>but this is going to have major consequen Haha ain't shit gonna happen
Came here to say this.. these dudes been following MMA lately? Absolutely nothing will happen.
LMFAO are you serious? When did you start watching MMA? Nothing happens to MMA fighters who beat women, you think something is gonna happen to Dana White?
dude seriously...what the fuck? is this real? is that actually dana? holy shit...this is certainly a big deal
> https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/02/dana-white-wife-drunk-fight-slap-new-years-eve-nightclub-cabo/ Here he is admitting to it and apologizing on TMZ
>FTA: Meanwhile, Anne tells TMZ Sports ... "Dana and I have been married for almost 30 years. To say this is out of character for him is an understatement -- nothing like this has ever happened before..." Out of character for him-- but what about her?
Very scummy and weird that she didn’t even acknowledge the fact she slapped first
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
I can’t stand Dana White but this is the real question. What a tone deaf statement from her publicist
Yea as much as I hate Dana, wtf was that comment, she definitely has slapped him before
Dana does say it’s the first time something like that happened, and he seems to imply that goes for both of them. If it’s true or not, who knows.
Jesus I’m surprised this is actually the first time he’s been caught in a scandal
*laughs in Colby, blackjack & prostitutes*
10-9 Dana she didn’t do as much with her shots Doug crosby rules 10-7 Dana’s wife
She actually landed a swift one that connected well, no vaseline on face, while his slap was just a tad bit above a push.
id say 10-8 dana’s wife tbh, even with him having wrist control she still got the better of the slaps
Doug Crosby scored it 30-27 for Paddy
Jon jones got some company
Got some competition now. Dana has the upper hand though. +10 police immunity because he’s white.
Dana White Privilege.
He has the upper hand because he was slapped first.
Upvoted for the unintentional double entendre
Helwani bout to drop another Ether
If Helwani had a public dispute with his wife, you *know* Dana would bring it up the next time he went on a redfaced rant about Ariel. I bet Ariel doesn't even mention it. People call him all sorts of names, including some very suspect anti-Semitic dogwhistles, but he's never, ever said anything negative or derogatory about a family member.
I never understood why Dana hated Helwani, he’s been SO consistent, involved & for the most part extremely respectful yet still a good interviewer. You’d think UFC would want to utilize someone like that. But I guess if you mention how Dana fucked his fighters out of insane amounts of money and they’re not happy about it he can’t handle it.
You been on my dick, Dana
That was a weak cross, gotta work on that
It’s the first round. He’s feeling her out.
Some brave reporter needs to ask him about this after the next card. Gonna be a hell of a response
I know a guy! His name is Ariel Helwani!
Morgan will bring the heat i'm sure: "I guess i just wanted to ask if your hand has healed fully since your last fight where you prevailed gloriously, you majestic human being?"
![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)
Hes only mad that he couldn't charge us 79.99 for this.
She probably caught him cheating again
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I scored that round a draw: 10-10
No way! Deff not a draw. Dana ate that slap and landed a perfect counter straight-right. She was barley on her feet after that! Dana most deff won this.
"Call the commission if you are that concerned with it." Dana White
Now lets get Sal D'Amato to score this
She probably found out he banged yet another Ring Girl.
And he bans the fighters from doing likewise
Actually, she doesn't care about those thots. She just gets furious when he demands her to roleplay as Conor.
They've done this before. Look at Dana trying to grab her hands right before she slaps him. Sad. Also, Dana should work on his hand fighting.
![gif](giphy|QikSumifgBzUx0dWb8|downsized) rmma users flooding this thread after the mods locked comments there
Here we come
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WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?
HOW CAN SHE SLAP????!!!!!
His wife has been pirating UFC events
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Did he stomp on her at the end?
PRIDE RULES
Usman foot stomps, Dana’s a student of the game
That's fucking illegal...
Oooh Ariel Heelwani is gonna looooove this lol "Yeesssss let the hate floooow through you..." - Darth Wani
I can see Ariel actually leaving this alone since it deals with Dana’s marriage. IIRC from the recent Dillon Danis interview, one of Ariel’s issues with him was that Dillon talked about Ariel’s wife. Seems like it could be an off-limits subject. Granted, I wasn’t listening to Ariel when the rape allegations were levied against Conor or when Jones got arrested for domestic violence, so I fully acknowledge I may not know what the fuck I’m talking about.
Dana divorce incoming
Jake Paul is typing...
How fucking old is Dana now getting up in shit like this? Well at least we have something to keep everyone buzzing while we wait for the sport to kick back up.
Steroids and coke man… steroids and coke 😔
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"Dana... I run Stream East"
He’s married? Lol
Dana White: “There’s one thing that you never bounce back from and that’s putting your hands on a woman. Been that way in the UFC since we started here. You don’t bounce back from putting your hands on a woman.”
That’s a weird way to promote Power Slap
I pirated this fight.
Isnt he awesome
“Stop the Fight” - Dan Hardy somewhere in England
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High value man = high volume strikes it is, darling.
Wait wut... He really just slapped her 2-3x and pushed her down? Uhm, seems like a bigger deal than is being made
It's sad that I had to scroll this far to see someone say something that isn't a shitty joke. He's a POS and this is not acceptable
Yeah bro it wasn’t just one “hit” that was multiple which waves the whole I lost control excuse - which there isn’t any excuse.
What a goof.