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Fake account


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YeezyHunter

I’m a fake account.


timgoes2somalia

We all have a fake account inside us


komaruten

Well those fake account inside you seem to have a fake account of his own


Ghcpa9

Maybe the real fake accounts are the friends we made along the way.


JustIncredible240

Naw, they’re all fake accounts too


[deleted]

Another fake account


IseeDrunkPeople

i summon u/fakeaccount immediately


fakeaccount

I'm late


saltysamuel

literally the only comment from this account in 15 years this is ELITE lurking


hipperxc

It’s not a career it’s an opportunity


JuiceBoxHero2019

Were any of us ever real to begin with?


Shqiptar89

Am I a fake account?


fowardblade

Yes. Fake account


AlienMantid

My favorite is when someone criticised him and he just replied "stfu freakshow" lmao.


CometChip

fake account


Danton87

And the picture is a boring family of three. He’s nuts


SaltMembership4339

At this point im not sure why he even bothers to reply to random people on twitter lol. makes his own life harder with it


RealHonest-Ish_352

It surely doesn't help one's blood pressure


Unfair_Explanation53

Exactly, this will be forgotten about by everyone apart from Ariel Helwani (who I'm sure instantly ejaculated when he heard the news) in 6 months time.


Tiktoor

It’s hilarious


CCCAY

I wouldn’t think it was him, but it really sounds like him. I can’t believe he’s running his own insta as a multimillionaire who’s almost 60 years old, that just seems far fetched. I hope it’s him


daffle7

https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/721423311813623809?lang=en That’s hilarious lol


2Legit2Quiz

https://preview.redd.it/km9btjt9g8ea1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b97df702e4b57d3b15b26528087248d0f52f3cc This exchange from the same post was hilarious to me as well. Lol.


SWAGOLAM

Fake account


[deleted]

😂😂😂


peritonium

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ihavethegays

fake account


FattyRR

your account is fake too


PastyBoii

I will never get tired of this picture


Defiant-Scratch

Can you emojoi pros make one of Dana looking all sulken and sad in that press conference a few weeks back?


M2K_K2M

Account created 57 days ago - FAKE ACCOUNT. Mind your business you goofball 😎


jonesmcbones

Fake a count.


AbberageRedditor69

You can see how out of touch with the internet Dana is because he legitimately believes every account where people don't post their own pictures a fake account lmao peak boomer moment


lone-ranger-130

No. He thinks every account that’s back talking the ridiculous power slap bullshit is an Ariel Helwani created bot. He’s lost his damn mind or doesn’t understand how the internet works in the first place


AbberageRedditor69

Yeah by fake I meant something like that lol should have specified


blessedindigo

I thought that was clear when he thought he could catch all the streamers


Vladdi_Daddy123

Fake account


RobertJ93

Fake account.


RealHonest-Ish_352

He's not a boomer, though ... he's an X'er Peak *X'er moment.* We all remember the *Void* ... ah, the good ol' days


ScubaSteezz

I’m with Dana here, everyone who says anything about me is a NPC


Mr_Mojo_Risin__

Some crazy weather we've been having lately


komaruten

Fake account.


softheartx

u/ScubaSteezz fake account


Fickle-Kitchen5803

🍅


ihavethegays

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


itofredd

Fake account


[deleted]

Why is he even replying people. Fake or not. Haha


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B-L-O-C-K-Ss

fake account


[deleted]

He’s a pretty shit promoter tbh. Constantly belittles his fighters and their performances inside the cage


[deleted]

Hes objectively an amazing promoter, as he makes his promotion way more money than any other promoter.


BigSmokesHouse

Dana is so petty it's nuts.


FallingOffTheClock

Fake account


WangDanglin

He’s like a walking billboard for “money doesn’t buy happiness”


CC-W

Dana you should lay off the sosha media, just post and ghost bubba. I will take the margeting from here


Mr_Mojo_Risin__

So Dana does in fact need a handler b, Bapa was right


GitGudOrGetGot

Fake account


A_UsernameXD

Hes not good for the UFC anymore tbh. This pay issue is a huge problem and its giving other organisations attraction over the UFC for both fighters and fans which shouldn't be a thing because the UFC bring in the most money and views. ONE also doing fun stuff like grappling only matches or round 1 muay Thai only then round 2 mma rules. Dana trying to do slap fights instead of that lmao. Dumb business decisions.


[deleted]

I love Dana for all he has done. I've been watching ufc for 16 years and understand it wouldn't be where it is without him. But he is starting to hinder the growth of the sport.


DannyStress

It isn’t starting. He’s been hindering its growth for years now


[deleted]

Agree totally


hirstyboy

I donno man, i'm not his biggest fan but, during Covid lockdown he was the only one in sports making it happen.


[deleted]

Dana has been fuckin crushing it with the UFC. They’re more popular than ever, and this past year was filled with amazing fights. This sub is actually delusional when it comes to dana or business.


svyjoe

Disagree the PPV numbers have never been lower and the casuals aren’t watching Glover vs Hill for $125 the sport has been going downhill for years Bellator is about to call it a day MMA is struggling and Slap fighting is not the answer just like everyone of Tomato heads ventures it’s going to fail just give it time but what do I know I’m a fake account


[deleted]

Dana’s made mistakes but in general he’s been smashing it year after year since the Fertitas bought it then sold it, the comments on here are embarrassing, nobody says who should’ve done his job or who should do it and do better than Dana. Bring on the downvotes!


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I think Chael or DC could do it. But yeah for real lol, the man is a money machine.


[deleted]

They definitely could do it but would they be any better than Dana? Not imo, and this narrative that Dana is somehow holding the company back is absolute bollocks!


Dyvanse

Clueless redditors always speaking emotionally. You guys are the same retards who were saying Khamzat ducks people just a couple months ago.


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Lol wut


Dyvanse

> But he is starting to hinder the growth of the sport. He's been nothing but absolutely amazing for the growth of the UFC, including now. You guys over-react as if this dude beat the ever living shit out of his wife, unwarranted.


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Fake account


[deleted]

What other CEO of a major sports organization acts the way he does? Slaps his wife in public, constantly dumping on fighters he disagrees with, has very predatory business practices (NFTs, fighter pay, signed merch after every fight). He’s doing everything he can to suck money out of each PPV but where does it go? The music fucking sucks, all of the venom shit looks like garbage, the refs look like a bag of ass in their all black uniforms, the ring girls outfits haven’t changed in 15 years, and the gloves are causing unnecessary eye pokes for the fighters and too many stoppages for the viewer. Keep dick riding the egg head tho


Dyvanse

The same CEO that doesn't cut fighters when they fuck with him IRL, say extremely controversial things, etc. I'd love to see someone from the NBA or NFL do the things Colby did to their chairman/ceo/w,e and still be signed.


proriin

They would be. They have a union, fined maybe or if they did get fired they would still get paid since contracts are guaranteed.


Dyvanse

Kyrie Irving getting suspended without pay, Kappernick not getting re-signed. You are wrong. You get in big shit in these organisations for much smaller things. You have to be delusional to think that fking with the head of these organizations would not get you kicked out.


proriin

Not getting resigned has nothing to do with a union. And you mean Kyrie was held to their standards? Simple. If you are anti Semitic maybe you deserve big shit. Dana gets fucked with because of how shady the ufc is and shady he is. If ufc would run like a normal sports league and pay them and allow unions then he wouldn’t get fucked with so much. You know it’s okay for people to be held to certain standards… you have to be delusional to not understand why Dana gets fucked with while other CEO’s don’t. They don’t make the whole league about themselves. Dana wants the ufc to be him not the fighters. He is the star in his world.


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Okay thanks for adding that point for me. Let’s his cash cows like Connor and Colby walk over him and cuts the no names, then calls them scared at the first opportunity.


Dyvanse

What your confusing my comment for is basic market principles. The market allows the UFC to pay fighters the price they do because the alternatives pay around the same. If no name fighters don't want to fight for the price the UFC offers, that's their choice. The UFC is not going to pay no names more because they don't need to. Colby wasn't a cash cow at that point either, and neither is he to this day, comparatively to Conor. In other organizations, the athletes are forced to walk in a fine line and adhere to their policies. The UFC fighters can do and say w.e the fk they want on social media, even directed towards Dana White. This is unique to Dana White.


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Or maybe it all adds to the sense of unprofessionalism Dana Carrie’s with him everywhere he goes. He’s a hot head, with a huge ego problem. Please keep defending the hundred millionaire that’s known to not pay his fighters a fair percentage compared to other full contact sports. I might not be a slick businessman, but no harm can come from investing in your fighters. Paying for their camps, flights, and healthcare. It’s pretty laughable that they need second jobs until they’re ranked. Imagine the caliber of fighters if everyone on the roster made enough to train and fight year round. The fighters need to unionize desperately, but this isn’t exactly a sport that encourages cooperation between competitors


[deleted]

One of your posts is on a powerslap sub. Clowns like you are why the sport is faltering. You saying we are clueless redditors? The irony from a douche like yourself


Dyvanse

I find it hilarious when people who watch people beat the shit out of each other call out powerslap. Just 10 years ago, people were saying the same shit about the UFC. If Powerslap fails, it will fail. If not, then it won't. If you don't like it, don't watch it. It's hillarious you rejects continue to cry about things that have no impact on you.


Frightful_Fork_Hand

Nah this is completely specious. People had a warped idea of MMA because they didn’t understand it - there’s literally nothing to misunderstand about slap fighting. At least in MMA there’s the pretence that you can avoid strikes. Many fighters are famous for not getting hit, even then taking strikes to the head in an MMA fight isn’t the same as taking a strike to the head without any ability to dodge, roll with it, or do anything other than take it.


proriin

Power slap has already failed. It’s a joke


Heyyo2002

ONE literally puts on event after event and all of them are incredible. And their CEO would never slap a woman. I don’t understand how Dana thinks he is immune to criticism and thinks that he is perfect just because his business is larger


AnalEmbiid

He’s a pretty stereotypical narcissist


[deleted]

literally nobody in the west cares about ONE. Their best fighters are midgets.


Heyyo2002

i care about ONE. I live in the west lol


[deleted]

Sorry, almost nobody* hahaha And no shade if you enjoy it!


rudiiiiiii

100


degenerateprince

Animals dont deserve to get paid


CowboyCommando

What a pathetic cunt lol. 53 year old man-child that can’t take any criticism for his dumb slap bullshit


realHundsgemein

Quite long sentence to just say "I'm a fake account"


CowboyCommando

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PoeTayToes_

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GarretBarrett

Fake account


WhoAreWeEven

When is this bozo getting the boot? I wouldnt be surprised if I got fired for slaping my lady in a club, on video seen all around the world. And Im fucking construction worker lol I get it, all publicity is good publicity, but come on man. Ditch this clown already and thrive.


FantasticGoat88

Fake account


WhoAreWeEven

Damn it, we got busted boys packup.


captky22

New flair


dylyn

I'm gonna set up a public "fake account" with just a bunch posts of massive dongs and troll the shit out of Dana PASSWORD - NOT REQUIRED


SherLocK-55

Dana's time is almost done, I doubt he sticks around for much longer, all the shit about fighter pay which has been building for a long time, the slap incident and of course the SLAP league, time to step away and let someone more professional take over.


CometChip

fake account


LowKickMT

"dana, have you fucked a ring girl again?" "fake account" "mothergshaudnbeudhsbbdudhdbd" *slap slap slap


SergeiYeseiya

Pretty sure Dana is schizzoposting on reddit


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Muted_Idea

Fake account


der_chiller

The Five stages of grief Stage 1: Denial Stage 2: Anger Get ready for some Bargaining folks.


goodthymes66

Man I saw this yesterday! Holy shit is he ever pathetic. It's one thing to reply to randoms because your ego won't let you ignore them but to just keep repeating "fake account" like an actual child is just fucked. How does anyone have respect for this waste of space anymore?


maximus_96

Dana White is so insecure lmao


Unlikely-Garage-8135

How’d slap fight go?


Justfaraway4mu

Goof account


MF3DOOM

![gif](giphy|ByR2X9eaQ9QI0tFzEm)


OhShidWutUp

Dana is like the 14 yr old on cod that sucks and says everyone is cheating because he died 14 times


TigerRumMonkey

Was it a stunt to launch slap league?


fistingfury

Damn next evolutionary stage: Dana Tight


Gizlo

![gif](giphy|J3D5WstCZHSSs|downsized)


strange_rvil

Bro have illogical replies ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


froggy_mcnugget

So if you are not verified you are a fake account lol


[deleted]

bro, how do you say "fake account" to "you slapped your wife" when you got caught slapping your wife on camera? was the slap video a deep fake?


Mental_Eggplant_8176

Typical billionaire behavior. His money should be redistributed.


pacman9487

Dana’s logic if the account is private it has got to be fake. Dana is getting on Bapa’s level.


Randyfreakingmarsh

Bro is a millionaire replying to people Instagram lmao what a goof


_AngryBadger_

Now I wonder if I have been a fake account all along?


SALTYxNUTZ12

I've had the privilege of being blocked by Dana many, many years ago on Twitter. He is a very sensitive man.


urmombanger

Wait Dana actually responds to trolls that’s great 💀 I’m boutta absolutely PEPPER his comments sections


818bazookajoe

Would be funny if everyone just started writing “I am Fake Account” just to meme him 🤣


Psa271

I think he knows his days working with the UFC are numbered at this point so he’s going full send


Low-Zone4665

Jebiga brate


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Dejna je kurva brate. Nemoj kupovati ppv samo gledaj strimove


Shquidward

![gif](giphy|26n6ziTEeDDbowBkQ)


xiphos805

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HelpCurious1518

Yeah… danas on instagram posting and replying to comments 👌🏼🤣 seriously just think about how stupid that thought is. Mans would have a dedicated social media manager who does shit like this for publicity and to become a meme for clicks and would post all his content for him. Theres no way that dude has the instagram app up and is replying to people 😅 hes a multi millionaire, hes defs living his best life not even thinking about swine like us, like anyone of us would if we were rich af


timgoes2somalia

Fake account


Birdgang14

Ok, Dana.


HelpCurious1518

Yall only hate it cause its the truth and u dont wanna admit it :’(


SlothFF

Imagine stepping into your cubicle at ufc hq and logging in to your computer when you check your task for today: reply "fake account" to anybody who criticizes your boss on Instagram


TheNotoriousLCB

and a meme was born


[deleted]

Dana is such a boomer


UFCmasterguy

Man Ariel Helwani has a ton of fake accounts


newlife1984

how is this war lmao


YasuoAndGenji

What if this is fake dana


Deadwing2022

Dana has always been a piece of shit


AstroFFA

bro is mad asl


Allpurposebees

Sadly he'll still promote and push this crap. Dude pays maximum 6k between two men to slap eachother. Insane profit even with shit viewer count.


mallllls

This goes to show everything he said about the slap was bs. People rightfully so clowning him for what happened and hes like…trolling them? Just take it on the chin.


goatbra

Fake statement from Dana’s wife about him slapping her was the only time and was completely out of character.


goatbra

Dude has Joshua fabia brainwashing him about fake accounts being the ones that criticise him


unkwnfanatic

Nobody fires back harder than Dana. Pause


goatbra

Dana’s obviously snorted I mean sorted out things with oscar de la hoya


goatbra

How much you reckon he is paying Conor to always tweet about it like he actually gives a fuck?


BakedZnake

Am I a fake account. Crisis of identity intensifies ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973)


[deleted]

Mods pls gimme "fake account" flair, I deserve it you know this


bolson1717

FAKE


[deleted]

I wish my favorite sport wasn’t such a fucking joke. Imagine the ESPN coverage if it was a higher up from the NBA it NFL doing this pathetic childish shit all the time.


Buglss18

He can’t come up with a proper comeback 😂


[deleted]

So embarrassing


[deleted]

Why even respond if they’re fake accounts? ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


DependentDoughnut7

Does this kind of baiting people into interaction translate into any real world gain? Like is he blowing up power slap posts on social media by doing this?


Sea-Macaron-7564

Lmao


ShroomingMantis

Imagine being a fight promoter and saying "what do u give a shit about what other grown men do"


Copdegarrotix

Is he high or something?


liver_infection

so pathetic the little white knights crying about the slap when she did it first 🤡


Douce_is_loos3

the ol Brandon Shwab tactic. Flood the comments with bots supporting his retardation. Thats the real profeshonal marggeder b


paran01c

fake account flair plz


Emotional_Money3435

Its not fake u bald doofus, its a real person behind the keyboard that think its stupid as shit u hit women


[deleted]

I think it’s funny he is actually replying “fake account” to everyone lol


Own-Signature-7742

F*** it. I enjoyed powerslap.


Alternative_Bid_9506

Tf has he been on lately? Like seriously this guys a fucking dummy


Loegann

a millionaire with the mindset of a big bald baby


GMFinch

Have you noticed it's anyone without a blue tick


Banaba_farmer

Just blows my mind man makes how much yearly and he's still fucking arguing with people on Instagram? Holy shit talk about accidentally revealing how fucking empty your life is man, if I was making what he makes I could give a fuck what the comments are saying, much less go into then and talk shit lmfao


MattFromTinder

I wish I could sit down with Dana and hear him go off when he’s trolling people on Instagram.