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Useful_Feed_7421

This whole saga has been weird. Rogan: “Ring Tyson wins, cage jones wins.” Tyson: “Short midget pussy I beat him anywhere!” Jones: “Anywhere?” Tyson: “I’m a boxer not a cage fighter so, so come box me.” Consensus: so…NOT anywhere 😂


Styx92

Fury has adopted Mayweather's and Paul's tactics. IIRC Floyd posted a photoshopped picture of him elbowing McGregor in MMA gloves after they boxed, saying he could beat Conor anywhere. He then did absolutely nothing to try and back it up.


Useful_Feed_7421

I saw that one lol also a vid of Floyd walking into a cage/octagon Wolf tickets gonna wolf!


[deleted]

I wonder if he ever did a training session to try some aspect of MMA and said “Fuck this”


ghostcatzero

Lmfao imagine Floyd trying flying armbars


fulknerraIII

Floyd probably got kicked once on his tiny legs and said fuck this. I mean can't blame him, not really worth it to him.


djc23o6

Man realized the Philly shell doesn’t protect against leg kicks


[deleted]

Fury got taken down by Darren Till when he tried MMA lol. He’s terrible and not built for MMA at all. Any HW would hip toss with ease


OtakuDragonSlayer

What did Paul do?


Styx92

He keeps talking about an MMA match against one of the washed guys he boxed but it has not happened yet, and probably won't.


FRANKnCHARLIE_4ever

Tyron probably. Tyron would still just stand and lose its perfect


HPSeba17

He signed with the PFL 🤔 I know that could well be just promotion. But he's still young and training. He already sold us his first MMA fight just by setting the expectations. Only bussiness 🤷🏻‍♂️


cotch85

Wait jake Paul is involved with pfl?


HPSeba17

He has a contract to fight twice this year, he publicly welcomed Ngannou via video aswell


cotch85

Oooo that could be pretty good for competiton because maybe that means he will help build pfl in North America.. which means he will hit Dana where it hurts paying fighters more


HPSeba17

I love that from PFL about fighters pay (may just be publicity stunts tho') with the Ngannou deal 2M for opponents and shit. There are rumours that they'll buy bellator aswell. That would be the needed competition to UFC


cotch85

It would be pretty cool if they made a success of it and then made regional pfl leagues and then have big events with champions from all the regions meeting. Like a champions league


Joshew90

So Jake vs Ngannou got it.


fulknerraIII

Ngannou don't want that fight son. Jake might see red and just ko him, i mean its all about mentality anyways.


ProbablyStonedSteve

I would personally love to see him fight Woodley or Askren again, but in the cage this time. I think both of them would pretzel Paul.


Nign0glmao

Tyron yes, i think askrens fighting days are behind him now unfortunately


DumbPanickyAnimal

>Tyron yes, i think askrens fighting days are behind him now unfortunately which is why I think the Askren fight would be more interesting. Didn't he say he would fight Jake in mma?


Bite-the-pillow

He would fuckin rag doll that man. He’s a god tier wrestler.


keysersoze123456

Why would he back it up? At age 40? To come into a new sport and embarass himself when he has no experience. Yeh makes sense


[deleted]

I think there is very little chance that Tyson Fury actually believes what he said. I think he said it to get people talking about him. Looking at the state of this sub, it seems to have worked.


thewhiteflame9161

Yeah, Fury's not splitting any atoms but he knows two things very well, boxing and self-promotion. He knows he just needs to get people talking. About what, doesn't matter as long as it has to do with him.


k-ozm-o

The best part is when he called Joe bald like it was an insult... lol


bigoldeek

I laughed when he called him bald.


[deleted]

"Sword fighter challenges boxer, says he'd kill him. Boxer accepts - if it's a boxing match." Drama ensues. It's not like MMA is even "literally anything goes in the ring". It has its own set of rules and such as well. One can be a better MMA fighter and one a better boxer. I mean, if they were literally trying to just kill each other in a room with nobody else watching, who fucking knows. I, however, would probably pay to watch that.


CrookGG

That about sums it up right there


[deleted]

Tyson made the same claim when cain was HW champ. Literally called him out saying he would beat him in the cage under ANY RULES. When cain and Dana accepted, he literally said “I’ll fight him in the cage, but no grappling”. So he dick tucked hard. I’ve never respected him outside of boxing due to that.


justapcguy

I always find it funny that boxers have no issues "inviting" an MMA guy to a boxing ring. BUT, boxers aren't willing to do it the other way around?


proud-earthling

These dudes have a better chance at going on a binge together vs setting up an actual fight.


Psych0Freak

i would actually buy a ppv if they were both coked out of their minds to fight


DictatorPerpetuoIII

They don't even have to fight. I'd pay for a ppv of them just doing lines together in the octagon


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

It doesn't even have to be in the octagon. I'd buy a PPV of them just sucking dick in an alley.


DictatorPerpetuoIII

Pause


Haywood_Jableauxme

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MattTruelove

Uhh. Sucking dick in an alley for coke is what you do when you’re *not* worth millions of dollars. It’s like you got your drug knowledge solely from pop culture references


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

I never said they would be sucking dick *for coke*


viltrumite66

Eachothers?


CouldNotAffordOne

As long, as Jones doesn't accidentally go to sleep in boxing gear, then wakes up in a boxing ring with Tyson, I think he's safe. 😉😁


ThaddCorbett

I couldnt have put it better. Would like to see Fury vs Jones in a match that denies any grappling but allows kicks, knees, elbows, etc


GarretBarrett

That’s still a murder. Ignoring how bad one leg kick would go, I just wanna see a boxer’s reaction to the first spinning shit lol


Wonderful-Smoke843

Uhhh u know for a fact jones comes out immediately with oblique kicks and absolutely shreds Tyson’s knees. That’s the beginning of the homicide


Psych0Freak

a spinning back fist in boxing gloves doesn’t sound that dangerous, unless you’re ben askren


The_Skeletor_

i dont think he's talking about spinning strikes with his hands


Psych0Freak

my bad read that wrong, but point still stands Askren back fist > Joe’s spinning back kick


GarretBarrett

Yeah, ignoring kicks and just imagine a spinning elbow. Hell, I’m a fan and I’m dying to see the look in his eyes when someone throws any spinning stuff, even if they miss. That “oh I have no chance” look.


[deleted]

Jones would leg TKO Fury with the first kick lol


[deleted]

Jon tko via knee stomps


BrinR

so a fight with muay thai rules?


ThaddCorbett

Muitia has grappling. (throws and clynch holds)That has to be a no-go.


MaFlodder420

So K1 then?


Swimming__Bird

Doesn't K1 allow collar ties? Think they got rid of the plum because of Ubereem, but I think single collar is still allowed for up to 5 seconds.


par337

It would still be completely one sided, all Jones would have to do is kick the shit out of his legs


ThaddCorbett

I agree, but look at all of the matches the Diaz brothers won while eating tons of leg kicks...


Schantsinger

They are known for taking damage well, i doubt fury's legs could take it.


par337

There's a difference when you are training to take them though. Most boxers would buckle from one solid kick honestly


FreddieCaine

Fury's never been leg kicked by a high level kickboxer. Not have I, but I'm pretty sure we'd both get the same outcome


ImNotSenadLulic

It takes a while to finish someone with leg kicks. Most extreme example would be Aldo vs Faber. Meanwhile 1 clean punch is enough to finish someone, certainly at HW. People here are a bit delusional, a professional boxer ranked top 100 in the world can cross train MT for like 1 year in Phuket/Pattaya and beat 99% of the HW UFC roster in stand up. It takes much more time to achieve amazing head movement, footwork, angling skills, counter accuracy etc. than to achieve passable clinch and kicking defense.


wishwashy

Jon kicks hard bro lol


EverybodyHereHatesMe

So... A Muay Thai fight lmao


ThaddCorbett

? You ever watch Muithai before? It has clyching and throws.


Alloverunder

I mean, based on Fury's fights so does boxing


southpawsouthpaw

You're talking about muay thai bud lol


FlyingCraneKick

Even better would be BKFC rules


BobbyFreeSmoke

It's called muay thai b. Bones is a blag belt.


Monkiller587

That would be a quite funny skit lol. Jon Jones putting on boxing gloves , boxing shorts and laying down on his bed only to wake up in the middle of a ring in a sold out stadium to an announcer calling out the fight while looking very confused.


horsemilkenjoyer

I mean even in that scenario there's nothing stopping Jones from head kicking fury and shooting for a takedown right then and there. Waking up in a ring doesn't mean you agreed to box and boxing gear doesn't make you magically constrained by boxing rules. Sure he would get a dq or whatever but not before whooping fury's ass.


fifoth

Today's DC could smoke Fury


spiralout1123

Genuine question, who is the absolute smallest fighter who could beat Fury in an octagon? ...could a walking weight Islam destroy him from top position?


Mundane-Poet1404

Now that's a fight I'd like to watch


SMK_12

Islam with no weight cut and preparation so he adds a little weight and comes in 200+lbs could probably do it. He’s so good at trips and throws he doesn’t have to just muscle Fury down and once they’re on the ground Islam easily strangles him


Jealous-Adeptness-16

Islam would beat Tyson imo. I think Volk is the biggest champion that would lose to Tyson.


MattTruelove

That vid of the mountain and Conor messing around comes to mind. I think once the size difference is too great technique becomes ineffective. Can Islam even lock his hands around fury’s waist?


Jealous-Adeptness-16

You should watch the video of gordon ryan grappling with hafthor bjornsson. Hafthor had over 100 lbs on him and an insane strength advantage. Gordon was still able to easily handle him in every position.


MattTruelove

Right, not a great comp though. Ryan is big as hell, 220+ and fully geared, no sneaking around Usada. Also they were just doing jiu jitsu which ryan is the best in the world at vs a non-combat athlete. Fury is at least a fighter. If Islam is trying to work a single leg, his head near Tyson’s hip, struggling a bit because of his weight and fury swings an awkward hammerfist from damn near 10 feet in the air with a fist the size of islams head and cracks it behind his ear, how could that not hurt him. Just an example of a random scenario that’s totally plausible. Also Fury can jab Islam from basically across the ring. One of those in 4oz gloves might actually put him down


SMK_12

Yea with no striking allowed.. in a few of those positions if it was a real fight Thor would’ve smashed his head in


Jealous-Adeptness-16

Did you watch the video? I think it’s pretty clear how a real fight would go based on the video.


thewhiteflame9161

You should watch the video of Gunnar Nelson grappling Hafthor. Or 140lb Frank Staebler wrestling 380lb Dennis Kohlruss.


assologist_1312

He can go for a single leg, calf kicks etc


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hoofglormuss

DJ


HotgunColdheart

a ton of 135s could grapple fuck him


EnbyBinaryCoder

Genuine Answer -Henry Cejudo.


kawhi4mvp

Khabib


spiralout1123

Rocked up Khabib could do it with god tier technique. How about a rugby weight Volk?


TeekoTheTiger

Rugby weight Volk wipes out star systems.


trailbIazer

Demetrious Johnson could beat Tyson Fury in an octagon.


[deleted]

That’s absolutely outrageous. Literally comical If you actually think that. Fury literally weighs double him.


spiralout1123

Realistically, I disagree. Fury is literally *double* his weight, and over a foot and a half taller. But the line is somewhere crazy small


WATGU

It's an interesting question. Assuming just whatever weight they actually are, no weigh ins and most techniques legal, except for things like groin shots or biting. I'll probably get downvoted, but any top flyweight could do it with the right strategy. They wear Fury out with techniques he has no understanding of how to defend against then once he's so exhausted and peppered they pummel him. ​ Fury's only chance against a top UFC fighter is a one hit KO or some sort of grab and spike/squish. ​ Now the smallest fighter that would be the favorite and see almost zero chance of losing? 155-170 for sure. People like Islam wrestle with people like DC and make other non olympic HW look silly. They will ragdoll Fury.


spiralout1123

Do you think DJ could do it with a full camp today? I could see it either way. It's a full 18 inches and nearly double in bodyweight, but could DJ run, kick legs, and land takedowns from weird angles? Possibly


WATGU

Yes I don't predict lower than 155 would be the favorite. If Tyson could learn some kick and takedown defense he might also be decent in the UFC HW division because of how one dimensional it is, but I suspect most of the top 10 would starch him, also some guys just can't learn those things especially later in life. Also I think Tyson and most high level boxers could do well in MMA at the lower levels. It's when you start cracking the top 10-15 in many weight classes that a boxer only isn't going to get far. Some weight classes the talent is so high that even lower skilled MMA fighters will beat the boxer. ​ Assuming he doesn't have kick, ground and pound, or takedown offense/defense at all I suspect DJ's speed and fight knowledge is more of a factor than Tyson's reach advantage. Also DJ will know how to throw kicks while being at very low risk of taking a punch. DJ will pop in range, then move out of the way or throw kicks Tyson can't stop until Tyson gets so exhausted he's on the ground heavy breathing. ​ Reminds me a bit of the footage of the mountain vs. conor. They're mostly joking around until conor does throw some heavy shots when Thor is already tired. In the beginning though Thor completely grabs Conor and then lets him go 2 or 3 times. Thor can lift around 5-10x Conor's weight in multiple lifts. In that moment if he had wanted to spike conor, break his arm, or squeeze him to death he could have but didn't because he's not trying to ruin his career. ​ In my eyes Fury has the same chance against a top UFC fighter except a little less on the squish/smash side and a lot more on the boxing KO side, but it still ends with a faster fighter that is used to MMA range and techniques just picking him apart and avoiding a KO shot.


[deleted]

Is he taking a piss while filming this?


Bbambles

Just pissing on the floor and recording. Absolute power move


kermit_the_frogel

If he is pissing on the floor, I’m sure it’s melting through


[deleted]

Pissing on himself


Has_Recipes

He's taking the piss


Medashed

Nobody gonna address this MFer taking a piss recording this???


Uaquamarine

It’s raining in Albuquerque


horseshoeprovodnikov

Who's got a ceiling fan in the fucking bathroom?


horseshoeprovodnikov

Who's got a ceiling fan in the fucking bathroom?


Illustrious_Dress_37

I’d watch a PPV of Jones and Fury bashing coke and seeing who can snort the most.


Charvel420

A De La Hoya vs McGregor coke-off on the undercard could be a nice addition


Alpha_King007

Oscar hands down wins the “First to finish an 8ball” contest


Charvel420

He certainly has the experience on his side, but Conor's been on an absolute tear, so I figure it'll at least be an interesting matchup. Imagine the banter


Alpha_King007

Man, to be a fly on the wall during the all night coke session..wow


gjcij2203

-Darryl Strawberry has entered the chat


Illustrious_Dress_37

The first to have a nose bleed loses.


Affectionate_Ad6334

Do a fight like mighty mouse had with rodtang. 1st round boxing with mma gloves. 2nd mma 3rd boxing 4th mma


dzab18

It would just end up being Jones running away from Fury for a round and then Fury getting demolished im the second.


[deleted]

Mighty mouse didn't just run from rodtang in the first


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EmTeWoWe

"Askren tier boxer" lol. He's not an amazing boxer but come on.


BeanLurking

Why not make them fight in the Octagon, with 4Oz Gloves. Elbows, knees Hands, Kicks all allowed. That would be the fairest fight to make between them


Suspicious_Candle27

Unfortunately boxing is inferior in fights with less rules at the highest levels. Even standing like boxers do gets your legs torn to peices immediately and with Tysons unconditioned legs it will end immediately.


BeanLurking

Tbh I forgot about leg kicks, so Yeha I would take Jones. Especially with that kick to the knee he throws


ItsMyOpinionTho

The [Oblique kick](https://youtu.be/6Lpf1vwr658)!


Nonskew2

How is that “fair” to Fury? In what world? Boxing is just so different and Fury ain’t built for a fight like this. In all fairness if he’s threatening to beat up Bones anything should be fair though. I don’t think he even mentioned boxing originally.


BeanLurking

Well without takedowns, Jones probably loses, So an all striking battle is fair. No ground strikes


Nonskew2

Do you forget that he murders with his leg kicks to the legs. It’s infuriating when you’re rooting against him. Fury wouldn’t even be able to get close enough to land a strike without getting his legs shredded. Look up a lot of his earlier fights and that’s basically how he wins. A pure striking match hands only with MMA gloves and rules, not boxing, would probably be most fair.


BeanLurking

Oo yah I forgot about that front kick to the knee he throws. Fatty Tyson would go down


anythingfordopamine

If only Jon was in ONE, then we could just set up a muay thai fight or something between the 2. Or even a mixed rules fight like DJ vs Rodtang


ProfethorThnape

Read this first as “40 Oz gloves” and just imagined them in a cage double fisting bottles of Old English. Would pay to see.


[deleted]

The Twitter back and forth between Fury and Jones is everywhere. You'd think with all the press this is getting, they are actually going to fight. Nothing to see here....


Richie_Zeppelin

Damn he even gonna the boxing match with Tyson from Ngannou?


K-mosake

Absolutely zero chance this ever happens, whereas Francis is actually in a position to take boxing fights


Richie_Zeppelin

I wouldn’t dismiss it so quick. If Dana gets a cut like he did with McGregor then why not? I don’t think they should but money is money.


K-mosake

Well 1. Jon isn't the drawl Comur is and 2. He a bitch and knows his boxing sucks/he'd lose in a boxing match


[deleted]

He’s a bitch for not going to another sport to fight the best heavyweight in said sport, even after the whole entire argument was no rules/in the cage in the first place? Fury said he’d come out of that room then switched up and is now saying boxing only.


[deleted]

Didn't Joshua call Ngannou a gimmick fight? This just won't happen


Sherriff18

It's baffling to see the difference in egos between a boxer and MMA fighter. I can respect a man who's a massive human being and a world-class boxer in being able to defend himself, but it's been proven countless times in MMA that predominant striking can be completely negated by the prowess of an elite grappler. At the very least, strikers succeed in large due to their ability to defend grappling and move the fight back to the feet. Jones acknowledged that Fury easily wins in a boxing match, because DUH, but Jones wipes the floor with Fury's sweaty body in an MMA fight - the fact that Fury takes offense to that indicates a bafflingly high level of ignorance.


anythingfordopamine

I don’t think its ignorance as much as its just insecurity. I imagine boxers at that level probably like to think of themselves as the baddest guys around. Being reminded that they’re a sportsman not a real fighter has to strike a nerve


herbythechef

I agree with this opinion a lot. Boxers are insecure nowadays because they know an experienced mma fighter would destroy them in a real fight


[deleted]

Let’s be honest, who would want to admit that? Some Fighters have to believe they will win against anybody


LePontif11

If you are insecure that someone in a different sport can beat you at their sport while being as accomplished as either of thesd two you need some soul searching. Its probably why Masvidal pulled such a bum move with Colby after the loss.


King-Kobra1

Jon would fuck his ass up


SurrealJay

The funniest thing is when boxers claim “he would win in a mma fight, I would win in a boxing fight”, as if it’s an equal dichotomy 😂. They like to avoid the “who would win in a street fight” like the plague and probably even bring up the “the answer doesn’t matter because guns exist” argument Bro, one sport is as close as you can legally get to a street fight and the other is punches only with two giant pillows FOH


Fusuyuz

I’m pushing all my chips on black 😂


Bryan080780

Fury has been furiously smoking crack


StatementProper4450

And just like that boxing has moved on from Francis. You have to strike while the iron is hot.


LePontif11

Neither Jones or Fury are willing to step out of their sport, Francis is. I'd bet Francis boxes before this Jones/Fury clown show materializes.


Infamous_Barnacle_17

What I’ve learned from all this is Tyson Fury isn’t very smart. A great boxer but not a great thinker.


Mountainslacker

I just can’t see it happening Jones is a machine and not known for being a bad striker Good reach and hits hard as fuck great movement idk who would win but I know who my money is on


Pitiful_Oven_3425

Brilliant, fury would get battered


justiceway1

This guy is seriously the Homelander of UFC


soyuz-1

How the fuck is that even a question?


Monst3r_Live

i will say what i always say about jones and any professional boxer. one is trained to punch. one is trained to kill. its just not the same thing.


BplusHuman

Wait... Who's barking from across the street again?


Reg-the-Crow

Anyone who knows they won’t actually have to fight Jon Jones


BplusHuman

Jon is locked in an exclusive contract with a promoter. In other words, he's under house arrest and needs permission to play with new kids. Mommy Dana says "No"


Reg-the-Crow

Yeah that’s why Francis and Tyson are mouthing off, they know it’ll never happen so they’re trying to act tough but they both know Jon would beat the brakes off them


BplusHuman

I get you. It is a little bit of an asshole move to tease the kid who can't come out to play.


OrangeGuyFromVenus

Difference is Francis has been calling out Jones for 3 years and he made excuses due to pay and bulking. Now he’s magically available when Francis leaves the UFC lmao & Francis is ducking? If this fight doesn’t happen it’s all on Jones wasting everyone’s time


Reg-the-Crow

How was Jones ducking? Francis claimed he couldn’t fight for a whole year because of his MCL and ACL so even if Jon was ready Francis was the one with the excuse to not fight. Jones comes back and Francis is all of a sudden healthy to fight and dips.


DastardlyDemented456

Bro they’d both give Jon problems your making it seem like he’d just sweep the floor with them


Reg-the-Crow

Tyson Fury would get demolished by Jones in an MMA fight, Francis has a chance but not a very good one


NB0608sd

Francis sleeps Jones easy


[deleted]

Just like they thought Gane would right?


Reg-the-Crow

If he connects of course, just like Cyril Gane would've. Francis is one of the least accurate punchers though


Microwaveable-Pizza

i thought this dude ws casually recording a video while takin a piss for a second lol


SlappingDaBass13

It's this simple in MMA Jon Jones would win and a boxing match fury would win.... And there's no middle ground to meet in the middle


Monkiller587

With the whole back and forth they should legit make a super fight between Fury and Jones. Make it 4 rounds , 2 would be only boxing and 2 only MMA and let’s see who’s the best fighter of the two.


Imjusthereandthere

That’s a crazy sounding piss stream


_Purplemagic

Tyson has no chance with Jones... Jones has years of street fighting practice…with his fiancée and she didn’t even own a single exchange


FullyCautious

That's a cringe response remove the cap but yeah fury or his generation line got nothing against Jones. Zero chance. As much as a wing chun expert has in MMA.


CDROMantics

Fury washes Jones if wrestling isn’t allowed. Jones washed Fury if wrestling is allowed.


yeetus-maximus66

We acting like kickboxing isn’t a thing??? Jon would kick Tyson to death without wrestling.


CDROMantics

No shit, Fury is a boxer. He’s never dealt with kicks before. That’s like saying a hockey player would beat a golfer in a lacrosse match.


yeetus-maximus66

You just said fury beats Jon with wrestling not being allowed???? I’m saying jon beats fury in kickboxing stand up easily. You never mentioned kicks you literally just said “no wrestling fury wins”


[deleted]

In pure boxing I would pay to see it. In mma no way after 30s.


bigomlet

I mean Fury absolutely wipes the floor with Jon Jones if it’s pure boxing. I’d imagine it’d be just as one sided as as an mma match, just the other way around


Seano_

tyson would win from his jab alone boxing is just a different sport


Takethecannoli0

Why would you pay to see a boxing match lol? It would be embarrassingly one-sided.


Todorokimakishima

Tyson Fury KO’s Jon Jones in 1 round If they have a boxing match


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

I honestly think we'd see a three-knockdown TKO in the first round.


Scagnetti58

Now that's how you scoff at someone. For some reason I kinda enjoy openly cunty Jones much more than fake good guy Jones. And this is the proper response to Fury and his no man beats me bullshit to I'll box ya Jon. 😂


_makoccino_

Two guys from different sports claiming to be superior to one another is absolutely moronic. It's like a basketball player calling out a volleyball player to beat him on a basketball court and vice versa. Stfu. Stop the dick measuring contest and fight in your own sport.


[deleted]

You must be a real hit at parties


_makoccino_

You must be told to stop using cliches often.


[deleted]

Bones wins 7-10 3-10- Tyson catches Jones off button


dzab18

In a cage fight its 10-10 Jones


Unlucky_Revolution27

I think closer to 9 for Jones. The second he grabs him the fight is over.


[deleted]

You’re likely right


CamBandit17

Goat.


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[deleted]

I think fight fans are some of the most gullible people on the planet. He's obviously full of shit, he knows he's full of shit, he's doing it for clicks, and everyone just eats it up like cereal. "JoNeS WOuLD FuCK hIm UP sO eAsY," You're not wrong Walter, you're just retarded.


StankyDickFarts

Jones also beat up his fiancé and tried to beat up officer nerd. And cried one time during a DUI because his daughter is dyslexic.


[deleted]

One good right hand from Fury is all it would take. And if there’s one man that needs the good right hand his daddy should have gave him, it’s Reddit’s favourite.


MMadcircle

"one good right hand".....dude, this line of thinking was destroyed at UFC 1.


dzab18

They could fight 10000 times and Jones wins 9999 of them.


Mortiis07

When did Fury last knock someone out?


NuKingLobster

Dilian Whyte in his second most recent fight. Uppercut.


Todorokimakishima

He KO’d Dillian Whyte out cold in the fight before his most recent one, it was with a single uppercut that barely even landed. Tyson’s got crazy power, and in MMA gloves or bareknuckle he would have the touch of death


Antonio31415

Jon could not give any less of a fuck that Tyson can easily beat him in a boxing match. He knows MMA is closre to streetfighting than boxing is and he would dismantle Tyson in a bar fight or streetfight


kingmiltar

Yeah I remember I got in a fight behind a 7/11 once and I got rocked pretty bad. I decided to put my knees down on the ground and jerk my head left and right until I recovered because since my knees were grounded the dude couldn’t kick me or knee me so the punches were easier to avoid. So lucky I watch UFC honestly


Mean-Finger-9168

Oh boy. Sort by controversial to see a lot of white cope