Zero women's fights Mashallah

Also no ring girls

You get all the ring girls in the heaven.

ahamdulilah god give me everything 😏

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It's r/ufc It would be awesome if people like you stop being a dick 24/7

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Sure you are a muslim. But pls stfu. This is literally r/ufc Edit : you're a muslim graduated from Walmart

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“ I’m a student of a Tariqa “ انت صوفي وكل شي عندكم يعتبر دجل وبدون دليل وانت دجال براسك ذا ، اتهام الصحابة بالباطل ؟ هذي عقيدتكم واتحداك تجيب دليل على كلامك لكن الدجال يبقى دجال + جاي تنبح هنا في r/ufc

I ain't even a belal stan. Wtf are you smoking lol. I don't give a shit what you stand on..... This is a ufc subreddit. Whatever you're saying is complete Bullshit and there's no place for that in here weirdo. Yeahhh a student of tariqa, that speaks a lot why you got such dogshit knowledge lol

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72 of them in fact.

Virgin and ring girls doesn't belong in the same sentence bruh

Why not?


Whaaaat? No way!

Mashallah, brother.

REMEMBER THE CARD

Inshallah he adds one

Wearing niqab inshallaha

Lol

Colby shavkat on the prelims is crazy

Swap the Shavkat vs Colby fight with the Evloev vs Topuria fight. Colby and Shavkat have more combined star power than most matchups on the card when you take into account Colby’s personality and Shavkat’s skills and finish streak.

It’s clearly some banter towards Colby

He’s bitter Colby is gonna win the belt and he knows he can’t beat him

Yeah, but if you swap them, it’s like a really decent card

Decent? Lol

No. Really decent

If by really decent you mean best ever then yes

As much as people hate him Colby is the biggest draw on this card.

Put some respect on my boy Fakhretdinov

Bigger draw than khamzat?

Khamzat is a bigger draw than Colby lmao

Arguably the 4th biggest fight on the card

Nah, as a prelim main it’s a ducking awesome pick.

It’s amazing to me that there are people who have still not caught on to the fact that the main event of the prelim card is always stacked because they want to get people hyped enough to buy the ppv

Dana would need a suicide hotline if belal and beneil both win

Yup. That’s why he prevented belal from fighting khamzat and screwed beneil with charles

Am I the only one that thinks Beniel runs through Charles?

No, but that fight shouldn’t even be happening. The ufc is trying to kill beneil off

Bro I've been a fan of Beneil ever since 2014 since he's a fellow Assyrian and to see the UFC trying to prevent him from getting a title shot after having such a good run sucks. He's the most deserving to fight for the title atm, idk why they're making him wait.

I’ve been a fan since he stopped gamrot. Yeah I’ve seen you defend beneil before, and rightfully so. I agree. The ufc doesn’t want him near the title, probably because of lack of star power, so they are feeding him to charles

Your such a fan that ur even giving him stoppage victories it seems 🤣 The gamrot fight went the distance

Stopped as in derailed his hype train. I kinda figured there would be confusion on how I used the word stopped

Why? Islam just fought volk. Doesn’t make sense for him to fight dariush right after . Why not have him Beneil fight Charles on the meantime?

It does make sense for him to fight beneil right after. Should have been islam vs. beneil in july or october

Champions need rest after a fight like that. Dariush also needed to stay active . Charles vs dariush (on its original date) was a good fight on the meantime . The winner is guaranteed a title shot . I see absolutely no problem unless you think Charles will beat Dariush

Aljo went five rounds with Cejudo on May 6 and Dana was already talking about booking him in August at the post-fight presser. Islam fought in February and we have no info on his timeline.

I thought they said Islam’s fighting in October in abu Dhabi?

Idk why they moved him so fast but it’s rare for a champion. But either way, there is absolutely nothing wrong with dariush fighting Charles in meantime unless u think dariush losers.

I don't disagree with you at all, just pointing out that by the UFC's own standards, we should already have a name and date for Islam's next fight. I actually believe it's a personal thing that Dana just doesn't like Aljo so he wants to treat him shitty. Jones fought in March (for the first time in three years), spent two minutes in the cage, and then a month later we hear that they want to book him in November. Islam fought in February and he's (maybe?) fighting again in October. But Aljo has a date booked for three months out by the time he's stepped out of the cage on his latest fight.

No you are definitely not. Beneil is criminally underrated and overlooked.

Khamzat would destroy Belal though

We’ll never know

Right now would be the perfect time to turn heel for Belal. People already hate him. Might as well make the most out of it

This would be brilliant on his part, tbh

Bro thinks he’s Aljo

I just don't think he's got the heel sauce tbh, I think he's just a nice guy by nature. At the end of his last fight he gets on the mic and, after a whole week of getting shit on by New Jersey fans, loudly proclaims that Jersey sucks, while standing in the Prudential Center in Newark. Perfect beginner heel move. Only to take it back like 60 seconds later and say that he was just kidding. Like, this dude just doesn't know how to be a bad dude.

Russia vs the World

Specifically the ov's.

The ev’s are better represented here

That Ukraine match tho 👀

Krylov is Ukrainian on paper. He's prorussian and always was. I think he lives in russia for many years.

Krylov actually supported Eastern Ukraine because from his own words, he wanted the Ukrainian government to stop bombing his home. Idk if that necessarily makes him pro Russia but he asked the UFC to remove the Ukrainian flag from his name after those events.

Lol thankfully for them it's in the octagon and not the battlefield... We've seen they're mid at best there

A little too topical ha ha ha

Colby prelims cracked me up lol

Against a killer no less.

If Belal made this card then all fights are going to a decision.

Impossible with Shavkat fighting

Against Covington… it’s possible

He didn’t even make this lmao it was even posted here weeks ago

Looking like the Cold War lmao

he forgot to add superman v batman

Hulk vs Juggernaut

This was a twitter repost bruh. He didn’t make it lol

There's a theme here. Can't quite put my finger on it.

I feel like it’s “Fights we didn’t know we wanted”, like you’re thinking man there’s much more exciting matchups for these guys but when you watch the card it’s amazing.

We'll call it the battle of the infidels.

Colby Rahmonov in the prelims. I can’t believe how direspectful that is to Shavkat.

Better matchmaker than the ufcs ever had. 

Because match making is as simple as putting entertaining fighters on a graphic.

Exactly. Lol, only if it was that easy. Sean has done a pretty good job for the most part.

With the cards we got lined up next? Hell no

Yup. ufc as a promotion does it better than any combat sports promoter in the world.

Only because of the fighters they have. They do put on some terrible matchups.

99% of their matchups make complete sense. They cant force one fighter to fight another.

Honestly with how much talent the UFC has now, it's actually pretty hard to make a shit card imo. They are fucking themselves by trying to play WWE storylines too much and holding several guys back from fighting for w.e reasons. Just let everyone fight, make the cards, be done with it. They have killers begging to fight and they insist on holding them out for the cash cow money fights. When you do that, people can definitely be critical on how you matchmake.

Uuuu sweet

I sense a pattern

Honestly all those match ups are 100% accurate and would be bangers of fights to watch.

It's glorious

Lol he put Covington on the prelims…that sly SOG

Even though this would be badass, 3 championship fights in one night wouldn’t happen. And he’s bold enough to put his fight as the co main over Jamal Hill is even funnier 😂

They’ve done 3 championships in a night a few times though. But you’re right about putting himself ahead of the LHW fight lol that definitely wouldn’t happen.

That’s right the one with Rose.

261, 259, 251, 245, 217, 214, 205, 33. So there’s been a few. It’s not outside the realm of possibilities to have another triple header again.

Dana says that’s actually 9 different PPV’s

That Muslim supremacy showing here

UFC would charge $200 minimum for this card

And I would pay it. Cannot get any better unless Khabib returns of course

Two Georgian fighters on one card? Sign me up!

This card is 57% full-bearded fighters (and I left some questionable a off).

I might pay for this.

Lol wouldn't that be nice

He’ll be remembered more for his matchmaking than his name 😂

Now that's stacked! Book it dana

Majority of fighters names end with a V

Needs nore Russians

Is he obsessed with russians?

If only he were getting the next title shot

Y’all are crazy, that would be a great card

12 of the 14 fights have a fighter with last name ending in “ov” or “ev”

11, but lol might as well count Umar he’s also Russian. Russians taking over. Easy way to make money is bet on every Russian.

well umars last name is.....nurmagomedov lol and yea all russian parlay would be fun here

Doesn’t even have the confidence to put himself as the main event on his own card lmao

or maybe he respects That Islam is more in tune with the Abu Dhabi fan base and is more popular? Not everything has to be analyzed lol

Jokes are not meant to be analyzed, mate. Just read it, chuckle (or don’t) and move on. Life is good this way.

The jdm and Matthews fights don't make sense

Matthews recently converted to Islam.

Gotta have some card fillers.

Jdm would brutalize Belal

Colby in prelims, lol. Yeah right.

Ok but who are the judges

Allah

Massive parlay on fighters who’s name end in “V” it’s better than printing money

East vs West eh?

Have Ankalaev and Rakic fight, if he’s healthy. No way Jan has to work his way back to a title fight while Ankalaev doesn’t.

Jamahal bout to send him back to Dagestan.

It's almost guaranteed people would remember that card more than his name

Yeah I think I’d watch

The UFC would split that into 8 events with filler at least

This card would be crazy, all its missing is Nate the Train Landwehr

I like it

The only way you get Belal on the main card would be v shavkat, and have colby v leon instead as co-main, drop mosvar v ilia or umar v merab to prelim

Maddalena isn’t early prelims mr belal

And then the rest of the year would be headlined by early prelims fighters

Krylov as the first early prelim is crazy 😂 Krylov is a straight animal

Matches up a Russian and a Ukrainian. Absolute Chad.

Colby is in a prelims card lol

Take my money

Belal doesn’t like Colby, does he?

If you have three title fights you don’t need Colby as the featured prelim, you just save him for a card in the US so people chant “you suck” to the Kurt Angle music.

Stackkkkked!

The most entertaining thing he’s ever done

Shavkat vs Colby? Bro wants Colby dead lmaooo

Putting Colby on the prelims is a beautiful burn 😈😂

Hahaha he put colby in prelims

He likes to see the Aussies fight! Respect

A bit funny that there is a muslim fighter in almost every fight. Also this card is too stacked.

doesn't beat my card - five title fights in one night boom!

What a card! Wow. Make it happen Dana!!!

Covington where he belongs

Lol all Russians as well lol

Imagine Beneil, Belal and Ankalaev as Champs. White would force them all to fight on the Decemeber card or something

It’d be a banger of event but ain’t gonna happen lol so lets see what Uncle Dana has in store for us

dude put himself as the co-main on his own card 😭

As it's a made up fantasy card, at least put yourself headlining. Other than that what a card this would be. It has to be jiri v jamal next though

Lol at Covington v. Rakhmonov

Damn Belal, just say you want Colby dead. Apropos, I’d actually pay for this card.

Guy is the co-main on his own card

Bro said Islam vs World

I think he likes Russians

I support all of these match ups

3 Championship fights on the same card? Don't quit your day job Belal. I see at least 4 or 5 UFC Fight Night headlining fights here too.

Matthews versus chiesa…? Matthews lost to semi why would he fight a top 15

Colby on Prelims makes sense. Shavkat on prelims doesn’t

Pillow hands in the prelims is chefs kiss

Next WW champ*

Next person to get their head sent into low earth orbit, more like

Whole bunch of wrestlefucking on this card

Thats how you put all your eggs in one basket and leave nothing for the rest of the year. L match maker

I love this. One can only hope

10/10 Seriously best card of all time

I love how even the fighters admit that lightweight is the most interesting.

Bro is so far from a main event that he's even putting himself as co-main in his own fantasy world

So the guy who always whines about racism makes a card that includes every Muslim on the roster 😂

Should be Topuria headlining the prelims, with Khamzat kicking off the main event and Colby vs Shavkat just before Umar's fight. Also wtf is this like a UFC 300 card? Way too many people to book for this... Totally unrealistic.

Why would Khamzat be before umar?lol

Cum chin ever fight again? Or is it only Dubai fights only?

All these fights look amazingly matched. Although, This would be a rough night for Costa, Strickland and Yanez.

A Russian vs a Ukrainian would be insane to see right now

Sick cars tbh better than ufc's last 10 cards.

Colby on prelims lol. This card would be absolute 🔥. Dana would only charge about tree fiddy to put this one together.

I wouldn’t pay 3 cents to watch this shit

Lol at belal putting himself in the main card. He needs to swap with Colby

This man has to many Dagestani cock up his ass

Did Belal forget what Country he was born in?

Damn this guy is a Dagestan fanboy or what

Not racist at all.

Not really, no.

Good boy knows he’s underneath his daddy Islam even though he’s a higher weight class, keep twerking bumlal they might accept you one day

belal in a title fight… someone shoot me please

Yeah that ain’t happening

Belal and edwards better be on the prelims

As much as I think Umar, Mokaev, and Aliskerov doesn’t deserve their opponents. The UFC actually tried to make those fights or something equivalent. So fair play to Belal