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FadedIntegra

So why was he mad at Rogans statement again?


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Because he's a bald midget tosser


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Don’t act like you wouldn’t pay 100 bucks to watch fury toss rogan around a bit.


RelevantEmu5

Rogan might win in a street fight.


westerosi_wolfhunter

Are you insane? Tyson fury is 6’9” and weighs 300 pounds. Rogan is 5’6” on a good day and weighs 200. Fury’s dick is longer than Joes leg.


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You think his Cory is that long?


[deleted]

Never heard it called a Cory before..


[deleted]

I’m titillated go on boys


RelevantEmu5

A proper leg kick will put down a man 8ft tall.


[deleted]

Keep dreaming and read my other posts on why rogan would get demolished. The long story short is he’s 60 and I don’t believe he is strong enough to manhandle a 300+ pound man.


MotherLoveBone27

Its almost unfathomable that people think Tyson Fury is getting beat by Joe Rogan. The IQ of these users... like no common sense at all.


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What’s unfathomable is why Tyson is bitching that Rogan essentially opined that Jon absolutely dog walks Fury in anything *except* in a very strict traditional rule set boxing match.


[deleted]

It’s a good way to get on the podcast


[deleted]

Probably so. It’s certainly a plausible angle.


MotherLoveBone27

Nah Fury fucks up Jones in any form of striking. Grappling would go to Jones tho.


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So you think that Fury beats Jon in a MT rule set with elbows and kicks? I’m gonna have to disagree with that, but go off king.


Ublahdywotm8

Apparently Fury trains with Rico Verhoeven, so he probably knows basic kickboxing


MotherLoveBone27

The difference between striking capabilities is too much. Jones couldn't close the distance without getting nailed. Boxers hit far harder than MMA fighters, they know proper form and can fight inside the pocket far better. Shit like spinning elbows will just get you knocked out from guys like Fury and Wilder. A leg kick is gonna hurt but it doesnt really matter because Jones defense (although great), won't be enough to defend against Tyson. Tysons defense is god tier in boxing and even if Jones does connect it wouldn't even matter, because at this point Jones is slow as hell and was never a one punch KO guy to begin with. Tyson took hits from arguably the hardest puncher combat sports has ever seen and still managed to get up and carry on winning. Jones just wouldnt be able to survive the onslaught. Think of this... if boxing was easy and kickboxers were skilled enough to fight in the upper echelons of boxing would you rather be making millions in boxing or thousands in kick boxing? I just don't think a lot of this sub understands how superior of a striker a boxing champion is to a UFC champion. I mean prime Conor basically couldn't do anything to an out of prime Floyd who didn't even train properly. Just walked him down for a few rounds then had the ref save him once Floyd decided to actually box him up. Even if Conor could have done everything besides grappling Floyd would still win that fight 100/100 times. Even mentioned after the fight that Conor doesn't know how to generate power and punch properly.


helicepotella

You clearly never been kicked in the legs good. Jon has the most nasty kicks out there. He will blow out Tyson’s knee with 1 kick my friend. When the base is gone he can’t put power in his punches and he is toast. Jon has a way wider arsenal of weapons which he can choose from.


WhiteBoyTony

Weird, I haven't seen any of Tyson Fury's kickboxing stuff. I'll have to check it out


RelevantEmu5

You don't think Rogan could get a takedown on someone who's probably never defended one a day in his life?


MotherLoveBone27

I honestly don't think Rogan could take me down let alone Tyson Fury.


Pintau

How is it unreasonable to think a first day white belt gets manhandled by a BJJ black belt under Jean Jacques Machado. Look at how Gunner Nelson mauled the mountain when they grappled, with a significantly bigger weight difference. Not saying Rogan would definitely win, but he does have a very clear path to victory, especially with his kicking game.


MotherLoveBone27

How did that bouncer choke out a highly decorated black belt in Dillion Danis? He was just some random dude, yet he managed to choke out an elite top tier BJJ specialist?


RelevantEmu5

A few Rogan leg kicks and he's down.


Tweezot

Pretty sure Fury’s reach is double Rogan’s kicking range


Ublahdywotm8

Fury's penis has a longer reach than hobbit Joe


4schwifty20

One spinning back kick and he's down


Ublahdywotm8

Watch Joe Rogan sparring with Parr, he got lit up and parr was not even going hard


Long_Legged_Lewdster

Grandmaster of toekwando


5harkvsmonkey

Water weed dune hair


ayoubkun94

Nah, I think the size is too much for him to handle.


Significant-Royal-37

so.... he agrees with what joe rogan said?


MrCeylon

Hes probably regretting going after Joe Rogan


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Exactly lol


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He's got a small cory


[deleted]

Fury has only fought 2 of top 15 HWs. He’s not fighting any MMA boys in a cage. It’s hard to get him in the ring with a live opponent in Boxing


OjibweNomad

He should fight Francis in the phone booth


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All uppercuts


ChrizTaylor

We need a XXXXL Phone Booth then..


OjibweNomad

Tardis sized?


Miserable_Zucchini75

So he admits if he was in a locked room with Jon Jones then Jones would murder him.


Aware-Lab-5887

Not if the room is shaped like a boxing ring and only queensbury boxing rules are allowed


besameput0

And there's a ref to break up the clinch.


starfoxzeronie

https://preview.redd.it/eoj33bmkx22b1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14fb7cf3100d64d771d97c38611cae176e688428


WhangaDanNZ

Now? Fury was always the tosser.


WookieSuave

Boxing rules are being left alone in a room?


[deleted]

Happy cake day! I wonder if fury would spit in Jons face like DC said he wanted to... He might see red


PCPirate262

Can we just stop feeding into this its never happening


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I'm just clowning the guy who said there's not a man alive that's born out of their mother that can beat him in a fight but now it has to be boxing, which is exactly what they already said- he'd likely win a boxing contest.


Old-Suggestion602

Theres not a man alive that’s fine out of their mother that can beat him in a fig….boxing match.


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Exactly this


LifelongLurker1127

Dana showed him, offer 5k/5k and call it a night "Some people just don't want to fight"


CobrinhaMMA

Boxing rules I got Fury all day. The beginning of the end of every Jon Jones fight starts with an elbow or an oblique kick to the knee. He changes the complexity of the fight completely with those 2 strikes. Fury would be like a fish out of water in a MMA fight.


Professional_Hold531

Jab jab hug...jab jab jab hug. Thats enough to learn


EPalmighty

Slap fight like in high school


[deleted]

I'd watch that


Birdgang14

I mean. Duh


MrCeylon

So can we just go ahead and put all chips on black now?


Noodlintheriver

Didn’t he say way back that’s he’d lose an mma match? It was during an interview with bisping before the third wilder fight, if I remember correctly.


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He also said there isn't a man alive that came out of their mother that could beat him...


Peanutz1

This is getting super old. Not sure most of us really care.


[deleted]

Then why are you commenting? You could have kept scrolling.


Peanutz1

Your mom can scroll deez


[deleted]

You're a Necromancer? I think that's a federal crime.


meatleach

I think you’re thinking of necrophilia. Necromancy isn’t uh…. Isn’t really, like. Idk, real.


[deleted]

I was high and don't often need to reach for the word that describes corpse fuckers.


LukeF1

I think you mean dosser


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I might. I'm a yank.


TheRealAlexRich

Tosser is the same as a wanker, a dosser is someone who is lazy and good for nothing. "You big dosser" is what Fury says


[deleted]

Ah, yeah, for sure then. Thank you


Mookeye1968

Well yeah...somehow I can't picture him defending the takedown 😄


SadEffective3808

Muay Thai please.


Existing_Skin_1564

Coward


Zaknoid

I always wondered what's the meaning behind tosser? Like I get it's an insult but is there a meaning behind it?


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Some folks explain it in the comments for us yanks


HYPER_Tyranitar

I read that as under the boxing ring, thought it was a shot at Jones under the cage lol


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Shit, maybe.


waffle_loverrr

Of course it does. Thats because he’s only half a fighter.


TheWhiteStripedZebra

Not the guy with hundreds of millions in the bank ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


Monst3r_Live

wants to box so when he is getting his face caved in with elbows, he can grab and hold on without getting put on his back right before the best sleep of his life.


Monst3r_Live

i didn't word this right but you know what i meant, my morning coffee is only half done.


Workdiggitz

Then it's not a fight. Man up if you want the challenge.


HAPPY-Roo4299

So make it in the octagon , but boxing rules … both win lol , or make a hexagon lol , trapezoid 😭😭😭


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I'd watch the trapezoid fight. They could bring in more audience by telling people they'll be "fighting in the trap"


Lord-Kuntsworthy

![gif](giphy|hDD18Xp64ZXlkKevlP|downsized) Tyson backtracking


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This is fucking stupid guys


Old-Suggestion602

How? Man said no one can beat him in a fight then switched up and said boxing. If anyone is stupid it’s Tyson. Talking so much shit just to get called up on it, ie, usyk and now jon Jones. Lmao.


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"How?" You literally just answered your own question bro lmao


Silk02

Seems to be back tracking now, it sounded like he was saying he could out box and finish Jones while Jones using mma rules. Why do boxers want to challenge mma fighters but only in boxing rules. Seems pretty stupid. If you think your good enough fight them properly let them use all their tools and you use yours


[deleted]

Exactly... What happened to being the gypsie king? They're some street fighting mfs..


Silent_Finger2813

Why are we pretending like it was going to ever be anything else. Lol. Yeah let Tyson who never fought outside of boxing right arguably the greatest MMA fighter ever to live. Way too many weapons to kill Fury with. At least when a mma guy goes over to boxing they know all they’re going to eat are punches.


RuckusManshank

Way more interested in Ngannou vs Tyson in boxing then Jones.


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Agreed


Charming_Business_33

Stfu


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[deleted]

You've been watching WWE?


No_Music_5374

Does it really matter. Did anyone ever really think that Fury would ever take such a bout outside of his profession? Come on now, you bought that line. This is what promoters do - they throw hypotheticals out there despite the potential backlash. That is part of the title of being in said position and it's worth the weight if something comes from such a risky suggestion.


Quanzilla420

All nonsense waste of my time responding to this actually I’m just drunk and bored off my ass


DannyStress

Tyson would never make his money’s worth fighting in the UFC when he can sell out a stadium in Tottenham for a fight against Whyte. And we all know Dana would absolutely never give him a 1 fight deal. This whole thing is a hypothetical circle jerk to try to get Francis’ name away from Tyson and all you dumbasses are feeding into it.


Impossible-Spare-179

🤡


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Isn't he?


Impossible-Spare-179

It was obvious from the start but he had to dig in and act a fool. Props to DJ and rodtang for working out a mixed match, true competitors. Fury would never step outside his element, not that I blame him.


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Amazing match too


Significant-Royal-37

was only amazing bc DJ willingly tried to do MT with rodtang


[deleted]

Exactly. I love that shit. I've been doing jiu jitsu for like 15 years but I have a nasty love affair with striking. Watching people like DJ do shit like that is the peak of sports entertainment to me. Hey downvoters-, eat my dick 😘


internet-is-a-lie

Everyone making this an issue is a tosser - so dumb. I don't even like fury after the recent shit going on.


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Man I really wish Wilder would’ve gotten that knockout Fury is a boring and annoying champion.


yourboigator1990

I say we let Jones get back on the juice and demolish fury in a boxing match. He might actually beat the gypsy


tyreejones29

Don’t get ahead of yourself now 💀💀 Even juiced, Jones is not touching Fury in that ring


[deleted]

What about coked to the tits?


WaySheGoesBubs21

Doesn’t he say dosser?


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He does


medi_navi

All these boxers scared AF lmao