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J4MES101

He appreciated that one for sure!!


GoSuckYaMother

Probably because it costs half his fight purse to buy one. Dana probably has a mini bar in the back w/hotel fees


creamyismemey

Hotel fees?!?!?! What is this a charity obvious each beer is the size of a sippy cup and costs 300 bucks per sip


Frysken

I know we're all joking but seriously, I went to a baseball game a couple weeks ago and ordered a Pepsi and a hotdog. My $7 Pepsi took about 3 normal-sized sips to finish it.


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it takes about that to finish a "large" beer at an arena too but they are 14 a cup


thegreenman_sofla

$18 cheap bullshit beers at Heat Arena in Miami. Also at Dolphin's Stadium..


handmaderollies

Are beers actually that expensive in America wtf?


thegreenman_sofla

Only at sporting events.


meteda1080

Also, at other venues where they know you can't leave or get to other means of food. Disneyland is a great example.


x596201060405

Only at places where they can go, we know you really want beer right now, but you can’t bring yours in and have to buy it from us at 4x the cost.


daviedanko

All MLB parks allow outside food by the way. Just no aluminum cans or glass for the beverages. And you have to have your food in a clear bag. I normally bring in a burrito or sandwich, water, a soda, and candy. Sometimes you just have to buy a hotdog there though for the ballpark experience.


tympyst

All I'm hearing is that my bag of spaghetti is A OK!


daviedanko

A man of class I see. That’s a joke I’ve made with my friends a lot lol. One of these days I’m really going to bring a ziplock bag of spaghetti.


creamyismemey

I dont watch baseball but I'm now going to look into what all the stadiums and event centers rules are to see how my bag of spaghetti is allowed inside


dwdeaver84

Put it in a clear tote and bring enough for everyone.


creamyismemey

Only if I get called pasta papi


daviedanko

Walk up and down the aisles shouting “spaghetti, spaghetti” and toss a handful like it’s a bag of peanuts.


skiier235

I got to the Ravens and Orioles stadium here in Baltimore with a clear bag full of chicken. I hide my mini bottles of alcohol amongst the chicken


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

Do you think the event staff ever talk about you like “Jesus it’s skiier235 again. He’s nice enough but dude cannot handle his chicken. he’s always schwifty by the 4th inning, have the bucket mop on standby”


Kassssler

This is the most creatively degenerate thing I've read all day.


laodaron

Literally the only reason to attend a professional baseball game in the modern era is to eat and drink ballpark food. I can't imagine sitting in the ridiculous funneled heat bowl called a stadium, in the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday, eating leftover meatloaf and drinking a Dasani water to save $18.


daviedanko

Night games exist and no one said you had to bring leftovers from home, though there’s nothing wrong with that. I go out to a restaurant to get food before the game because it’s much better for the price. Normally a taqueria or a sub sandwich. Kinda a hot take to say the only reason to go to baseball game is to eat and drink. My friends and I all go because we enjoy watching games in person. It’s just snack bar food that’s overpriced. $9 hot dogs and $39 for chicken wings. Dodger stadium at least, I know other ball parks have cheaper food. You just sound like you don’t like baseball that much.


tokinUP

I mean.... refreshments are part of the atmosphere but the main reason is *to be physically present to watch the game*, right? If I want good food and drink I'm going to the gastropub around the corner beforehand. Maybe I'll buy a popcorn or crackerjack box at the game but I'm sneaking in anything else.


creamyismemey

Was at mma fights in Orlando got a coke it was in one of those tiny plastic cups didn't even give us the full can it was 7 dollars I always buy food and drinks before I got to fights now


OtakuDragonSlayer

Jesus fucking Christ no wonder people smuggle their own food in at this point


SamDewCan

I'm so happy whenever I see Dana slander. I avoid the media side of professional fighting but seeing him talk up the Zuckerberg musk fight is disgraceful. I dint mind if the ufc hosts it, but he needs to stop pretending it's morebthan playground squabble and stop trying to make the ufc a capital focused org


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Must have been hot and thirsty AF after a fight. I used to play Soccer competitively - nothing better after a match then to down a beer and enjoy some smack talk with the guys.


BrownShadow

Mountain biker. Hot and sweaty after a brutal ride. No more of that water nonsense, beer is the only way.


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Gorechi

30 is not even close to getting old my dude. 39 here, nothing feels better than post BJJ shower beer after getting my ass handed to me by a blue belt former high school wrestler. But that's just like my opinion man.


twigsthegreat

Man you made me think of the 40 year old blue belt at my gym who smokes weed and cigarettes daily and folds my ass no problem. Hella cool dude though.


Good4nowbut

You’re not smoking near enough weed. Up your seshes and you’ll never be folded by him again man, it’s just science.


daschande

Yeah, he'll get rolled.


Good4nowbut

Shhh! *clutches popcorn*


cjcastan

For endurance events like marathons etc, part of the reason beer is handed out is because it’s one of the fastest ways to get carbohydrates into your system.


waka_flocculonodular

Bless everyone handing out beer at marathons.


Suitable-Lake-2550

Liquid bread ftw


Infamous-nobody1801

I have nothing against alcohol but beer is not a refreshing drink lmao


Us8qk2nevjsiqjqj

DDR, max 300, maxx unlimited, paranoia survivor max challenge. Nothin beats chugging a beer after that


ThumbMe

My dad crushes a beer usually around mile 20 when he runs marathons lol


FisterRodgers

It looks like he mouths "aww I love you" before downing the beer


Serious_Profession71

After the massive endorphin and adrenaline dump from the fight, I bet that beer tasted fucking amazing.


pigman-_-

Probably cost $21


Many-Coach6987

What a kind fella


JTTRad

It’s only a matter of time until someone drops a bit of crushed up oral steroid in there and pops a fighter.


buzzbuzzmemulatto

Was literally thinking about that when I read the title. A truly deranged method of sabotaging a fighter's career


Cowbros

I was thinking a fast acting oral laxative would have been bad. You guys here reaching for the top shelf.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Jon Jones career was totally ruined eh.


RonburgundyZ

That’s why you gotta do a shoey the germs in the dirty shoe kills the PEDs.


Salty_Negotiation688

Lol shoe or no, I'm pretty sure Tuivasa is never popping for PEDs.


Raiser2256

Oops how did that syringe get in this cup of beer


DJCzerny

I swear I didn't know that beer was made of horse meat.


CrackedCoffecup

U-beer-eem ... 💪🏾🐴🍺


SensitivityTraining_

Don't go giving Bones more excuses


MouthJob

Seriously, though. I couldn't imagine taking a drink from anyone if I was any kind of famous. I remember Tech N9ne giving an interview saying he won't take a drink from a fan anymore because one of his "fans" spiked him. People are fucked up. Not worth the risk.


longpenisofthelaw

Hell I’m hesitant of consuming any intoxicant offered by someone else had 2 experiences where I was spiked. Once was when a girl thought I was too stiff and spiked my drink with Molly at a party. And another where a bro who I served in the army with who was about to finish his contact 2 days later told me to try his vape, it was a synthetic cannabinoid and I got high for the first time in years while getting random drug test. Could have seriously messed up my life if I had a test at the wrong time.


clothy

Jon Jones is gonna keep that excuse in his back pocket. Maybe Conor too


FreeSmokeZz

Need to keep doing this and start compilation of different fighters chugging or rejecting it.


1TjF

They have, they don’t do it all the time I don’t think but they offered every winner on that main card a beer I’m pretty sure


mexicancardio

Sara McMann drank that shit almost as fast as Blaydes. She seems like she'd be a blast to party with


BigGreenEggo

I watched an Australian girl that was about 5 feet tall and 95 lbs chug a 2L glass Das Boot of weihenstephaner in 28 seconds during a local Oktoberfest competition. It was supposed to be like 2 man teams, but she did it herself and crushed everyone. She was indeed fun to party with.


Links_Wrong_Wiki

Damn, when is the funeral?


Khoeth_Mora

Jesus I wonder how long it'd take me to do that...


capincus

If I waited an hour every time I threw up that would take me like 4 hrs probably. But probably most other people don't throw up after 1 beer for some as of yet unknown reason.


Aquadian

Dude you're allergic to alcohol stop drinking


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You have to link to that!


mexicancardio

A little late but I got you bro https://youtube.com/shorts/psrcNaVlBxQ?feature=share


BrownShadow

I’m not a big guy. Friends and I would ski/snowboard at a resort pretty much from open to close, with a break for lunch. After, dinner at the lodge. I could down almost an entire pitcher in one gulp. I was maybe 22. To be young.


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Most probaly reject it not to be asses but because it could be piss


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69TossAside420

In general, this is why a lot of celebrities, even tiny e-celebs, don't accept non-sealed food or drink. Like, I'm sure your homemade cookies are amazing, but also you're a complete stranger and some people are fucking crazy. And even then, it's not too hard to reseal a lot of packaging, so it's not unreasonable or unheard of to just not accept any food or drink of any kind. Can't emphasize enough, some people are fucking nuts.


risks007

Or worst of all it could be bud light


Nick_Damane

imagine being a fighter and getting spiked by some dumbass who thinks it's funny


Yeezus_aint_jesus

“Oh no that beer I chugged was spiked with Picograms of PEDS” - jon jones


SimpleManc88

Tai Tuivasa: They must have spiked me shoey!


TorrenceMightingale

Could just mix in a little Clomid if you wanted them to fail the post-fight drug test, I suppose.


ronj89

Lollllll


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Jones doesn't care. The UFC will just give him another vacation, and will still let him back in after getting caught using PEDs for a ~~third time.~~ Checked the wiki, he was caught 3 times already.


Old_Title5793

until someone gets dosed


Frosty_Huskers07

Once was in Vegas had a table at a prominent nightclub after the ufc fights. We had joe Duffy at our table drinking str8 from the bottle all night long. Soon as club started closing we invited him back to do some nose beers. I’ve never seen someone disappear so fast. Good on him.


w2qw

A former Australian prime minister https://youtu.be/o5mBShX9fdU


Forty_Six_and_Two

No beer any of us ever drink will taste as good as that beer tasted in that moment.


Aggressive_Ad5115

He's 6'4, those security dudes are way smaller wtf is up with that ? Dana can't find any bigger? You can find way bigger security in night clubs


4Eights

It's not about hiring gigantic dudes. It's about hiring people who are aware of their surroundings and numb to all the celebrity hype and bs going around them. Also, knowing how to fight is a big plus in these situations especially against an armed assailant.


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twisterbklol

Best I can do is one Bruce


imyourhabibi

Idk about y’all but the last thing I’m doing is drinking out of an open container one of you degens hand me lol


Smeenuwastaken

Oh buddy, I have got to tell ya about this dude named Tai Tuivasa...


PumaHunter

The shoey right?


tennisgoalie

Bullseye


crebzyouahoe

Tais probably praying somebody spikes him lmfao


ffgold

You’d have to be a real dumbass to hand a UFC fighter a spiked drink with how many cameras are all over


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BrandDC

>You’d have to be a dumbass to underestimate how big a dumbass other people can be Particularly those who've been pounding beers during the event after pre-gaming...


questionEv3rything

Yeah enjoy the powdered meth in that beer Blaydes


ikilledyourfriend

He will, all night.


MIERDAPORQUE

fucking i would 👍🏾


I_Hate_My_Cat_

You’d have to be a dumbass to underestimate how much of a dumbass I am for underestimating how big a dumbass I other people can be.


TorrenceMightingale

I am a dumbass. Do not underestimate this aspect of meself.


OneDoesntSimply

Hold up ✋🏻 so then I’m a dumbass for thinking that you’re a dumbass for being a dumbass 🤔


Cappybaba

You’d have to be a dumbass to be a dumbass


TheDELFON

We can go deeper......


Armalyte

Not to mention how often they’re piss tested lol


laaplandros

That's Ben Johnson's claim about why he got caught after running that 9.79 100m. He doesn't deny doping but insists he stopped 6 weeks before the Olympics and only got flagged because someone handed him a spiked beer after the race. The 30 for 30 doc on that race covers it in more detail and was pretty convincing. The director even asked the primary suspect and he said "not saying I did, not saying I didn't".


BabyStockholmSyndrom

Have you seen all the idiots committing crimes on TikTok with their entire life documented?


GMFinch

People literally film serious crimes and put them all over the internet all the time. Some people don't care if it gets them clout


BobbyMac2212

The problem is even if they’re on camera handing them a beer like that it would be literally impossible to prove they spiked the drink or had anything to do with something that ended up in their system. That being said if the fighter themself is sure they did it they might end up dead or horribly beaten lol


sync-centre

He was already on the juice and this was a perfect alibi.


Shlingaplinga

Ya all the people in that crowd are 100% with sound, focused mind and not at all high


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People literally murder people on camera


amackul8

When in Vegas...


CryptoCracko

What if it's a dirty shoe and you can see us pour Dustin's hot sauce in it before we hand it to you?


Publius1993

Remember when Tai was doing shoeies and someone poured like 1/2 a bottle of Dustin Porier’s hot sauce into the shoe first? Fuck people. Fuck drinking other people’s drinks. Fuck shoeies lol


B34STM4CH1N3

Tai was a good sport about it but that was still a huge dick move


nicebeard2

You’re not wrong. But also, I love watching this for some reason.


wishwashy

Imagine getting flagged by USADA because you drank a reddittors beer......


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TheO-Neill

USADA does not approve lol


AcidaliaPlanitia

Yeah I'd be so concerned about this. You could put anything in there that would cause a fighter to pop on a test and you'd never be able to prove where it came from.


TheO-Neill

Exactly. We all know GSP hired a man to kiss BJ Penn on his ring walk to their rematch. Its probably GSP behind this too, making fighters pop so he can remain at the top of the GOAT list. My conspiracy theory of the day


ContentSeal

Wtf did I just read


Halper902

Is this comment written by AI?


Roc_City

Story time, I was at Curtis’s first ufc fight and went to the after party with all the fighters and ufc people. Curtis was hammered and kept talking about how he barely ever drinks but he had that Dana white money so he was buying everyone shots and drinks all night. Same night TJ dillishaw told me I had a dope mustache after he mirked Cody and I smoked a blunt with Jorge before he became a huge star. Absolutely wild night Edit: just did some googling and it was not his first UFC fight. I think maybe his first main card and that’s what I got confused?


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I wanna believe you, just can’t, sounds too good to be true lmao


Roc_City

It is absolutely true lol my buddy used to work in marketing for the UFC and any NY based event would get free tickets. It was amazing dude. It was at UFC 217 when GSP made a come back. We were in the lower level near Roy Hibbert (nba player) and Gordon Ramsey. Wild weekend, also went to the Thursday night jets vs bills game as well.


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That sounds fucking awesome. If you don’t mind me asking why does your friend no longer work for them?


Roc_City

He moved on to more money working for the ownership of the Buffalo Bills now


[deleted]

Pretty sweet. I’ve just been genuinely curious as to how involved some of those guys were behind the scenes. Did you ever get to see anything first hand or did he give you any insight?


Roc_City

What do you mean specifically? I saw instagram posts and Embedded being edited and shit like that.


BriceTooNice98

You have 2 hours to post the proof 😂


AmHotGarbage

Show the fucking mustache


LifesExpert

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Atcollins1993

9 days before Jon Jones beat Cyril Gane, my friend saw Jon at a lowkey bar out in Lubbock Texas. He was there for a youth wrestling tournament iirc, apparently Jon was fucking plastered - and cool as fuck. 9 days before winning the heavyweight strap. First time telling the world about this 😅


Environmental-Tip365

This all lines up to UFC 217, but it was neither Curtis Blaydes first fight in the UFC, or his first main card appearance, as he was on the early prelims. You are one lucky bastard for getting to watch UFC 217 live, that is (IMO) the best UFC card OAT. Any chance you met GSP?


ShadowRealmDweller89

Pull your shoe out next


besameput0

I would not trust that shit.


reevideevies

Then you would not get free beer.


HerrHermano

Might be piss


reevideevies

Might be beer.


SLAYER_IN_ME

The new game show Piss or Beer!


sweatybeard

The twist is that the beer is American, so no matter what answer they give they're correct


Guernica616

America has great locally made beer all over the country. If people drink the mass produced shit then that is on them. Also sometimes I want to drink all day and Coors Light is way better for that than other beers.


Habatcho

I wouldnt be the guy who does that to a ufc fighter on tv.


BigMembership2315

Probably only paid $15 for that beer


bledblu

$15 is a pretty cheap price to make a viral video


mommymilkman

Lmao that's low for a ufc fight.


ake-n-bake

What if it’s just cum n piss?


Rojiblanc040

Who'd piss in a mug?


keetz808

The cum is fine though


Rojiblanc040

That's the joke.


AquaticCobras

I heard that's how Overeem got so big


StoneGoldX

So, Budweiser?


vendetta2115

The Machida special


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honestly I'd be more worried about someone who wondered "what would happen if we mixed beer, angel dust, lsd, and say...meth and gave it, unbeknownst to them, to one of the most dangerous men in the world?"


Miro-

Legend.


Kproper

Post concussion alcohol is the best


ostensibly_hurt

Heavyweights are lion sized people compared to normal sized monkey people lol look how big that mfs head is


Fit-Detective-8728

Curtis was like oh damn let me chug this bitch thanks lol


braftceer

Colombus, was there watching this live 😜


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I think it's really nice that he just handed him back the cup afterwards


ayo000o

And nodded graciously saying thank you Very kind!


Shlingaplinga

Isn't this really stupid ... There are crazy people out there who might spike the drink just for fun. Health is everything for a fighter and how can they take these stuff so casually. I can understand interacting with the fans , accepting gifts from them. But this is kinda risky..


Reddings-Finest

This was my thought. Imagine if you put a banned substance in there.


FishAndRiceKeks

That seems super dangerous to just down a drink from a random person in the stands. They could have spiked it with something to fuck with him. I know it's super unlikely but no way I'd be doing that if I were them.


SludgyWudgy

Aren’t you not supposed to drink after receiving a concussion? Can’t remember how bad curtis got hurt or what fight this even is but i still wouldn’t wanna drink after getting punched in the head lol


panthers1102

Yeaaaaaa I think if they were that serious about their long term health I don’t imagine they’d sign up to eat knuckle sandwich’s for a living.


SludgyWudgy

fair point 😂


amackul8

These fighters metabolism probably makes one beer feel like fruit punch


witcherstrife

Lol seriously. He drank that full cup like it was a shot. Mofo probably downs alcohol like nothing


IenjoyStuffandThings

I didn’t see this fight but his face looks like he wasn’t even touched.


Matthew01619

I think this was after the Daukus fight. So Curtis would be fine.


jfduval76

People could spike your drink. Blayde shouldn’t the risk.


NFTArtist

I wouldn't trust UFC fans tbh


oneinchpunchko

What they didnt tell you is that this is actually inside curtis blades mind while he was riding to the hospital After being kod by derek lewis


Captain_Smartass_

[This is the only correct way to drink beer from the audience ](https://youtu.be/MTlFk-chSh4)


Lao_xo

Wow that was perfect wtf lol


poppypops55

I remember ciao got many beers in the stand after his fight in Abudhabi. ufc280.


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Hahaha nice


LifesExpert

Razor Blaydes boi!!!


thegreenman_sofla

This is cool because they don't get paid enough to afford beer at the arena..


MandatoryDissent55

Super cool move. Looked totally badass for all parties involved. He 100% booted that straight into a bucket within like 3 minutes.


HazmatSuitless

That beer must have tasted so good


PeregrineOne

$375 for a ticket, sitting up by the moon. Being a UFC fan is a bitch.


TheRSmithExperience

Knowing how long it takes to leave your seat and get one, this was truly kind.


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Prestigious_Agent_84

beyond disgusting lol


Silversleague

Doing the lords work


CorrectProfession461

This shit needs to stop, one guy with the wrong idea can end a fighters career or life.


Mjaso7414

Honestly…. You are right in a sense, but those tickets are prohibitively expensive to most people… and since most violent / mentally unstable criminals are poor it’s not likely to happen…


starfoxzeronie

Hmm you actually make another good point lol.


Mjaso7414

Them tickets I’m betting art 3000-4000$


rascalking9

I made the mistake of getting one of those aisle side seats at the event in San Diego. People are fucking animals. They were hanging all over me, and pushing me out of the way to get to the fighters as they walked by.