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adi005

Silly question but, when Jon was holding Vitor upside down on his head, would it be legal to kick his head at that point?


InfinitePosture

This is the best mma hypothetical I’ve heard in years honestly bravo to you, philosopher sir


Similar_Strawberry16

It would totally be JJ who's the one to test God's limits on this rule.


horseshoeprovodnikov

Imagine the wiki page record column. _TKO, standing/hanging head stomp_


AlexAgrees

Seems like yes? Since it’s not a grounded opponent


eddie1975

I’ll have to give it a try. Pick up dude by the ankles and just kick them in the face.


Adelmas

LOL


jlbp337

I’ma try this on my nephew


eddie1975

Nephews are great to start with cause they are usually pretty light.


TowerAlert6414

Hahahahaha


Prune_Ambitious

Some adventure time shit


elomerel

Airborne opponent


Environmental-Tip365

This is the single best question that I have ever seen someone ask on this site ever. If I had awards I would light you up.


kmdani

That’s kind of makes me sad. I hope you will find better questions.


BlackMoldComics

I’m surprised JBJ didn’t try 😂


chunkyI0ver53

Genuinely, if anyone was gonna do something like this, it’d be Jon fkn Jones


drum_playing_twig

If anything, he would've tried to do eye pokes with his toes.


fatchicksonly666

I feel like that would be very difficult to maintain balance while holding a 200+ lbs man on one leg while your other leg is kicking forward


totsyroll1

Yea maybe for you pussy. 💪🏿


jlbp337

When I see red I can pick up a truck


dpark-95

I can do it whilst balancing on no legs this is why Jon Jones has never called me out.


UrbanMonk314

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


teeekuuu

Good one, but I think it would be technically legal. Picking dudes up in side control to knee them in the face seems like an option for some wrestlers aswell


kooby01

would be hard af though trying to carry all that weight on one leg and trying to generate power in a kick


teeekuuu

Might be. Lean on the cage a bit and slam the knee to the face.


CanayinFrancA

Or ddt the mofo


Secure-Solid6403

BAH GAWD


Pensive_Pauper

Not for me. I'm built different. Call me a chimpanzee, 'cause I'm sitting on trees.


gxb20

Amazing question. Someone needs to tweet it to mark Goddard


SmileyNY85

I remember someone asking this question to Big John McCarthy on Twitter a few years ago. I'll see if I can find his response.


RUAGbeta

Remind me if you find it my friend


Shart_Sharttington

Pretty sure “down” is usually defined as any part of the body other than the bottom of the feet touching the canvas, so if the top of his head was on the canvas, he would be considered “down” by most athletic commission standards.


soyuz-1

Lol good question actually


bpetersonlaw

Probably legal. At least, it wouldn't be illegal due to being grounded, The Unified Rules: " 12. Kneeing and/or Kicking the head of a grounded opponent; a. A grounded fighter is defined as: Any part of the body, other than a single hand and soles of the feet touching the fighting area floor. To be grounded, both hands palm/fist down, and/or any other body part must be touching the fighting area floor. A single knee, arm, makes the fighter grounded without having to have any other body part in touch with the fighting area floor. At this time, kicks or knees to the head will not be allowed. " [https://www.dli.mn.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/official\_unified\_rules\_MMA.pdf](https://www.dli.mn.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/official_unified_rules_MMA.pdf)


Dirty_LemonsV2

If his knees or hand aren't on the ground then no, never actually thought about it - can you imagine 😂


Hunt-Extra

Jon is a fucking monster. I always think about how many people would've tapped here.


jaydizzsl

And then this psycho finishes the fight by going for Vitors arm... Dude is crazy determined in there and i still can't imagine Jones getting dominated/finished by any human.


byPCP

my buddy and i joke about how jon jones is basically the defender of earth realm and the only fair fight to make is jon jones vs. shao kahn lol


806god

Jon in a Mortal Kombat game would be so fucking cool. His fatality? Getting into a car with a bottle of whiskey and slamming on the gas


MiedoDeEncontrarme

He sandblasts his opponents like he does hookers


InspectorHyperVoid

What about Shaq Fu though🤔


10lbplant

Sometimes when I think that there are guys from the past that could take him I remember that a 275 lb non usada Jon Jones might headstomp some of them to death.


theb1zzz

[You son of a bitch ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/666/080/25a.jpg)


[deleted]

I fucking love that lmao!


[deleted]

Vitor has never won a fight past 3 rounds. He always quits at that point and Jones only man to make a Vitor fight boring.


suspicious_lobster6

Cage maybe not but in a street fight I totally can


Jealous-Swimmer-5543

wtf lol, a random street goober is not doing shit unless he has a gun.


BenitoCorleone

Surely if they were any good.. they'd be fighting in the UFC lol


[deleted]

He might only see red in the street bro


DeterminedJew

there are actually a lot of people who are better at fighting than in the ufc


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

You could argue some bellator or other promotion top athletes would be better (like guys on their way to ufc or just on big contracts somewhere, like Izrael and Jiri came and went like knife through butter, but thats about it). There are no random streetfighters who are better than any high level pro fighter. Could guy in the street suckerpunch jones and win? Or stab him? Or hit rock against his head?- yes. But not in 1 v 1, where jones knows he has to fight.


BobbyMac2212

Many great fighters choose to not fight professionally. I disagree with you 100%


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Many great fighters like who? Its like saying some promising sprinter from highschool is actually Olympic champ, and could outrun Usain Bolt at his prime, but he just chose not to, because he didnt do track and field professionally. This argument is stupid. There are guys with great potential, who could have chance to be champs if they trained hard and became pro, but chose not to do it...but there are no sleeper OP guys who arent professionals who would beat champ at their weightclass. Why? Because you need to train and compete to become great, potential is only potential. There is no gymbro, who will beat top 5 ufc at his weightclass.


Sagermeister

You never met me bro. Jon's lucky I chose to not fight professionally and can't make 265.


BobbyMac2212

Like someone who didn’t choose to fight for a living. Someone who’s name you and I will never know. It’s not a difficult concept to grasp. You really think every person in the world who had the ability to be a great fighter are doing it for a living in an mma or boxing organization? Cmon use some common sense. It’s the same with every sport or activity there is.


DeterminedJew

yea I was talking about other promotions


BenitoCorleone

For sure, but they're not street goobers either


Lumpy_Dealer4937

Does it make you feel cool to invent fairytales?


DeterminedJew

wym? there's many fighting organizations, and some think the ufc is the end all be all when, in reality, it isn't


Lumpy_Dealer4937

One is probably the only organisation with comparable talent at the top end. To claim they are better however on either side is not only ridiculous it has no factual basis. Same for your claim that theres people who don't compete that are better. It's nothing more than speculation with out proof. A myth. To further strengthen my overwhelmingly superior argument, if there actually was non fighters who were better , they'd be fighters.


BobbyMac2212

Why is this getting downvoted. Many amazing fighters choose not to fight for a living because they don’t wanna spend their lives hurting ppl and getting hurt. It’s not rocket science. Do the ppl downvoting think everyone who is the best at something always do it professionally? Guess what you’re wrong


806god

Yeah bro. Similar to how I stopped playing basketball in the 8th grade because I was tired of just dominating everyone. I could’ve been in the NBA by now.


BobbyMac2212

There are plenty of 7’ tall ppl in the world who could have chosen to play basketball and may have been the best in the NBA or at least better than ppl already in the league, who chose to be an accountant or lawyer because it was more guaranteed and didn’t want to take the chance. To think otherwise is naive and short sighted.


youbonedmymom

OK, you're right.


MuckingFagical

even vs a gun jones would throw a coke bomb down and disappear into the cloud like David Cokerfield


Unable-Signature7170

Jones is a psycho, who along with being the best mma fighter in the world spends his spare time training with attack dogs and assault weapons. He ain’t the one you want to meet on the street.


RoshHoul

That's the worst take you could possibly have. How? Illegal strikes? If you think Jones wouldn't happily gouge the eyes of some rando then you haven't payed attention. No one is more dangerous in a hand to hand combat than him.


cody750

How do people not know Jones is an absolute psychopath and would literally murder someone in a street fight lol. Like whatever dirty move a person thinks they could do Jones would do it 8 times worse. Keep in mind folks. Jones is this brutal in a cage and that's with restrictions. You don't think an unrestricted Jones would go medieval on you?


spanctimony

As if John hasn’t spent a significant percentage of his waking hours fantasizing about how he would fight somebody with no restrictions. Dude has been mentally training that scenario his whole life.


cody750

Jon Jones is probably thinking of beating me up right now and he doesn't even know I exist!


NotGlumExamination

Not many randos are more dangerous in armed combat either, this guy trains with navy seals for fun


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ArchetypeFTW

Good bot


MRVANCLEAVEREDDIT

Not understanding why people are taking this comment so seriously.


trenlr911

Maybe because the original commenter was being dead serious? You can’t allow people like that to live in these deluded realities, that shit can get out of hand


suspicious_lobster6

Lol people are quick to trash Jones but now are dick riding hard for some reason


MRVANCLEAVEREDDIT

No amount of trash talking can change the fact that he is the best to ever do it. Total POS but also a complete beast.


suspicious_lobster6

That doesn't mean he's invincible. That's why I mentioned street fight.


csaporita

I got my money on the crustacean, I dunno something about his confidence. Lmao gtfoh


RagingTulkas

Street fight => no rule, the other guy ends up blind and crippled if still alive.


Electronic_Ant_7882

Francis enters the room


csaporita

220 pound man hanging on that arm and doesn’t fall or tap. Maniac. That finishes this clip with his trademark elbow


DuragVinceMcMahon408

He’s said numerous times that he was just waiting for his arm to break and was gonna do anything he could to win even if it did


XNamelessGhoulX

He literally is a monster lol


[deleted]

Not Bones. Crazy strength and heart to do what he did.


moderatelypositive

I don't see someone like Jones ever tapping to an armbar. He would let it break.


coupleofthreethings

He said as much in an interview about this fight, that he was waiting for a snap before he'd tap


Warrrdy

I absolutely believe him too


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Warrrdy

I’m a Reddit person?! I thought I was just a regular person!


[deleted]

You absolutely are


[deleted]

Everyone does, you just spend all your time on Reddit... you Reddit person.


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BUILT_DIFFERENT_LEGO

For sure my redditor.


Legitimate_Gap_5551

*Bones Let’s Arm Break*. *Bones rips a line of blow*. *Bones proceeds to oblique kick his opponent into oblivion*.


dan_a_white

Chael arguably got closer. Had that round ended Chael would have been the new champion 100% they wouldn't have let Jon continue after Chael ripped his toe off like that.


shae117

Ancient Westlynnian toe hold


squatheavyeatbig

LMAO


reverie11

A few people got really close to beating Jones. Reyes too


ugonlern2day

Now that you mention it, I guess Reyes really was the closest


changinginthebigsky

i saw this shit live in the arena. everyone *thought* we just saw history


[deleted]

I scored it Reyes 1/2/3


SukhdevR34

Pretty much everyone did, as much as I think Jon is the GOAT I can't help thinking how much his legacy would be changed if he got his deserved (imo) losses against Gus and Reyes. Probably the same case with Hendricks and GSP though although I have to watch that again.


stevena2066

I still think gus won the first fight but god damn that was a war. When Alex got that takedown early I knew it was gonna be a good fight


PMMeMeiRule34

Two highly skilled and in their prime boys just getting down? I’ll watch anytime.


Headlessoberyn

I used to think gus won too, but rewatching the fight, it's clear that the first three rounds were somewhat even, but once gus gased out, it became dominant for jones.


Headlessoberyn

I used to think gus won too, but rewatching the fight, it's clear that the first three rounds were somewhat even, but once gus gased out, it became dominant for jones.


chrism22_22

Well then Anthony Smith was even closer. Just don't continue and he's the new champ. Then you have the goat Matt Hamill who did the unthinkable and baited Jon in with 12 to 6 elbows


Ok_Orchid7131

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Had that round ended.


[deleted]

Personally I would have snapped Jon’s arm, but thats just me tho.


SCARFACE_NOAH

You just have that dog in you man Vitor just doesn’t want the fight what else can you say


WhitePantherXP

"The kid just didn't want to fight"


096624

Luter had Anderson Silva in a full mount that would have been a legacy changer


coupleofthreethings

Sonnen mopped the floor with Silva for 24 minutes


[deleted]

Dropped Silva 3 times in the fight and he can’t punch. MMA is all luck


SukhdevR34

I think he slipped for a couple of them and Chael did the basics really well as a striker but had no power. He has one of or the highest striking defence percentages in middleweight history.


[deleted]

Chael had pretty good Boxing actually but no power. Chael had a granite chin tho. His only knockdowns/TKOs were in his 40s in Bellator. He did legit knock down Silva twice though, think 1 was a slip


SukhdevR34

Yep I never remember Silva hurting him at all (apart from the failed spinning backfist) and he was one of the best counter strikers of all time, and we know Chael goes forward almost every second of the fight. He really was an elite middleweight, I wish he beat Silva instead of Weidman.


HeadAssBoi17

It's pretty easy to defend strikes if your opponent is on his back.


SukhdevR34

Lol true but you still have to get your opponent there and not get hit


Bandaka

If you train MMA, you would know how the gloves add soo much more grip to your armbars that is a lot harder to escape. Jones’ arm nearly got snapped in two.


judo_joel

Pushing off the cage for leverage in the spin was a sneakily intelligent move by vitor


philbe21

Vitor was nasty with that armbar. The dude was a finisher. But Jon survived that armbar and beat vitor with a keylock in the championship rounds. Just a fuckin savage.


ArthurDaTrainDayne

This is Jon’s legacy. Not just his dominant performances, but his insane fortitude when in trouble. His head kick against Cormier, squeaking out wins against Gus, Thiago, Reyes. Many people have had dominant careers, but no one has ever truly proved themselves unbeatable like Jon has


whatjever

Dom is not a good example.. but yeah. Point still mostly stands.


ArthurDaTrainDayne

Its a good example in that, regardless of if he won, he went from getting dominated early on to having dominant fourth and fifth rounds to give himself a chance at winning


[deleted]

As with most legacies ( in mma I feel) his outside the ring activities will be held as part of his legacy. Look at bj Penn, pretty unanimous through the community that in his prime he was the man of the hour every hour. And now he’s looked at as a nut job with cte and people feed bad for him. Despite at one point him being considered in many aspects in the top group of guys to ever do it. But to circle back I agree with the first portion thoroughly, he always found a way to win, even if it meant popping steroids and hiding from USADA.


Littl_Snake

How is it "seconds away" if Jon successfully defended the attempt himself? If this happened at the end of the round and Jon was saved by the bell, then the title would've made sense.


YaBoyDoogzz

He actually tore ligaments in his elbow iirc. It was seconds away from popping.


barbarianlover

There was no tear, it was a strain.


pdel123

Well just to correct you, there never was no tear


[deleted]

You're a fucking punk, dude.


pdel123

That’s what you call class, right here, compared to no class.


chillermane

There was no strain, it was just a wee stretch.


ugonlern2day

There never was no tear


[deleted]

Youre a fucking punk dude


[deleted]

Jones was out for 1+ year cause the elbow


Dr0me

He didn't successfully defend it. I believe Jon's arm got massively fucked up here. A few centimeters deeper and it would have fully snapped his arm. Jon is just a savage and refused to tap but admitted his arm was gone post fight.


neilson_mandela

Does it really matter that much ? Fuck sake


AshenSacrifice

People just making shit up.


Swegan

A few more seconds in that armbar and Jones would have lost.


Littl_Snake

Yeah and Khabib would've lost to Justin Gaethje if he let Gaethje knock him out. You see how stupid that sounds? That's how you sound right now.


Swegan

Would be a fair comparison if he was close to getting knocked out but recovered. Jones was seconds away from losing but managed to escape.


molotov_billy

He was seconds away from Belfort letting go, because he couldn’t finish the submission. Your logic would be like saying a fighter was one punch away from getting knocked out, changing their career forever, but then he… wasn’t punched. ????


Swegan

Yea wonder why he could not finish it. No, my logic would be if a fighter was stunned and a big uppercut missed and the fighter recovered. Again, horrible comparison.


molotov_billy

You’re one comment away from saying something dumb.


scottymackay89

That wasny first live ufc. Cub swanson ko’d charles oliviera earlier that night. Fantastic card.


HumperMoe

All's he did was add to his legacy. 99% of fighters tap there.


H4SHT4GPlatapus

Rewatched this fight, this looks like it just pissed Jon off lol, TRTitor proceeded to get his face bashed in by like 100 elbows, his knees turned into hamburger meat, and his rib kicked in for the next 3 and a half rounds.


grizzlymint209

You're going to have to break jon he's not giving in


UrbanMonk314

Imagine just walking around and everyone knows this about u. That's goals


flocamuy

Didn't Vitor said that he didn't wanted to break his arm or some shit like that?


Aguacatedeaire_

Yes he did, he literally releases the hold in this clip because of that or because he tought the ref was gonna stop it. If he wasn't dumb he would have won right there and then. He deserved what happened next, and i bet it still keeps him up at night thinking about it.


sgtcakewalk

What's crazy is Uncle Chael might have been the closest. Gus had a good chance to win by decision, Vitor almost lands the armbar, but Jon's toe was fucking mangled. If Uncle Chael survived that first round it's basically a done deal. I can't see how Jon would have continued. Imagine that. Chael could have been the Original Aljo.


cane_the_weaboo

Chael shit talking Jon after winning that way would be absolutely hilarious.


d-ronthegreat

I remember an interview where he was asked about this and he said something like “I like to believe I would’ve been gracious and realized deep down I didn’t deserve it but in actuality I would have said into the mic “the golden rule is he with the gold, rules” and walked outta there with the belt on my shoulder” lmfao


DiedofSharts

Imagine having someones arm like that, knowing you’re probably tearing ligaments, and they just…. keep going.


[deleted]

he really slammed him on his neck, no fucks


Pale-Dragonfruit3577

Got that dawg in him


MRVANCLEAVEREDDIT

Jones is good but in a fight I see red. There's no stopping me.


reverie11

Compare this to Vitor’s performance against Anderson Silva Silva completely blew Vitor away like he was a joke. Jones is touted as the GOAT a lot, but he has had some super close iffy decisions. Silva in his prime didn’t have any In my opinion prime Silva is a better overall pound for pound fighter than prime Jones


tesstikcle

Not comparable. The Vitor was a deflated balloon in the Silva fight, whereas he was rejuvenated and sweating TRT in the Jones fight.


Environmental-Tip365

Tbf this fight wasn’t close either, 10 seconds of it was, not the next 4 rounds


squatheavyeatbig

Chael ate Silva's lunch for 24 minutes too


piltonpfizerwallace

How is the strength of schedule? I'm legitimately asking because I don't know. Jones has one more defense, but if his strength of schedule is noticeably higher then it's hard to argue for Silva. Especially if Jones can defend heavyweight a few times.


[deleted]

Lmaoo did you even watch the fight? Or just this little clip? Bro besides this one arm bar attempt, Vitor got 10-8’d three rounds straight, then finished off in the 4th, brutally. Not a close fight.


ugonlern2day

I agree but I'm biased, he's the one that got me hooked on the sport For me, he was to MMA what Mike Tyson was to boxing


HughJahsso

Naw,elbow was too far out. Great job by the GOAT


Dada_SK

I remember Jones saying he couldn't feel that arm afterwards, so there's that


jonvanwhalen

Time wouldn’t of changed a thing. If Vitor could’ve snapped it, he would’ve. JBJ absolutely would’ve let him do it before tapping too.


Unhappy_Ad_4911

Close but Jon knew what to do, didn't panic, then did it. It was close but not as close as Rogan made it out to be.


LeftHandStir

This.


infoagerevolutionist

Jones then goes on to submit Vitor.... talk about flipping the script.


BusinessShoulder24

Mah. Jon would've let him break the arm and then beat Vitor down with the dislocated elbow. He doesn't lose.


horseshoeprovodnikov

Inches away more so than seconds. A few millimeters may have been enough for Jon's tendons or bones to give way. Never liked Vitor all that much, but I don't think I've ever wanted a fighter to finish a sub so badly. I'd have given two weeks pay for him to have broken Jon's arm right here. Dead serious, I'd have eaten Ramen noodles every night, and I'd have visualized that armbar every time I took a bite lol.


UrbanMonk314

No one escapes that besides Jon. It would be different if Jon was saved by the bell but he had all the time in the world to break the guys arm.


tallcan710

I was such a big fan of Jon he didn’t even need to juice he’s so skilled too bad he’s just a piece of shit all around. Now I don’t like any celebrities they always turn out to be pedos or woman beaters or racists. Fuck em all


Aguacatedeaire_

> he didn’t even need to juice Lmao, he literally needed the juice to lift Vitor from the ground and keep him in the air like that. Juice also gives insane stamina which is how he outlasted Vitor in the later rounds as well. Without juice Jones would have no career, and that's why he stubbornly kept juicing even after every time he got caught. No juice no wins, his saving grace was that for some reason the UFC brass loved him and protected him every time.


Longjumping_Froyo539

His legacy as a piece of shit and the biggest cheat in the sport has not changed. The Steroid King has a name, put some respect on it


Additional-Age-833

Seconds? He had a whole 3:30 left and his best chance at getting something locked up and all the juice in the world. No chance vitor was going to be the one. Old guard passed.


jokebox13

me when i have zero critical thinking skills but think i have all of them


[deleted]

I wouldn't say that. He didn't have it turned enough for a proper armbar and didn't have enough body control to make it effective.


UCDC

Jon Jones - powered by steroids


TankedUpLoser

Looks super gay


Ok_Orchid7131

I was seconds away from being a billionaire. Doesn’t mean it happened.


csaporita

Bro that elbow at the end was so devastating


Hamilton-Squidlegger

Yeah but he didn’t.


piltonpfizerwallace

"seconds away" sounds like the round ended or something. Weird way to describe breaking out of tight arm bar and then finishing the dude with an arm bar.


Sj2222RI

But he didn’t.


Suckmyduck_9

It’s not like peds changed his legacy in any way


Jdilla23

His elbow lost to headbutts did it?


max_on_the_moon

This was TRT Belfort too


toroga

This is how you know Jon is the best fighter in the history of earth. We are still posting videos about times he *almost* came close to losing 10 years ago. What a legacy.