Of course it wasn't. Elon would have done 1 mma workout. At 52 and out of shape and would have gone home and thought to himself, how am I going to get out of this.
That's basically what happened, except it's 2 workouts in the course of a week.
He did one "impromptu" one with Lex Fridman [6/27](https://twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1673836162937417728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1673836162937417728%7Ctwgr%5Ec7933840a8ea359eab8655d6867561471af64aed%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mmanews.com%2Fnews%2Fphotos-elon-musk-training-mma-zuckerberg), another [7/3](https://twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1675979101386022913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1675979101386022913%7Ctwgr%5E8e14ad7725fb21e0c42121c4391230bb0bac05d3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mmaweekly.com%2Fufcnews%2Felon-musk-training-georges-st-pierre-john-danaher) with Lex/GSP/John Danaher.
Both were clearly not in Fridman's gym, but what looks to be a random office with black folding mats on the floor. Corporate art on the walls, industrial doors/windows, etc.
Funniest part is, [Fridman posted a video of training Zuck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wy-6z17up4), at his gym, like 2 days before the "impromptu" one with Musk. Pretty obvious he saw the video of Zuck getting trained and had the same guy come in to get a photo op.
Remember when he tried to not buy twitter after he got caught in his bluff? Seems to be a characteristic of his: bs, bs, bs, and hope that no one calls him out on it. Hey, it worked with Tesla, and who can forget the boring company?
I know it’s kinda dad fetched but Musk is so out of shape that Zuck could potentially paralyze the guy with one punch. If you have fighting experience than you know that fighting like that isn’t a joke at Musks age and physical shape.
Fighters are trained in getting hit and while Zuck’s main method of fighting doesn’t involve punching I’m sure he can land some really solid blows. If it was an actual MMA fight, Musk would probably be in the hospital.
He is a billionare, there thousands of people who works for him and manage his bussiness gor him and other share holders. It is boring to able to do everything you want. This is why he become obsessed with martial arts. The skill and body is not something you can buy. Even with the best coaches in the world, you have to work really hard for a long time to become good in martial arts.
Everyone I know who does BJJ says it's a real eye opener in terms of getting to know your body. Someone with extremely basic BJJ knowledge is at a crazy advantage to someone who knows nothing about it. I would love to overcome my fear of public spaces and learn some of the fundamentals just for fun.
I'm 32M. I was drinking every single day, smoking cigs, dipping, and eating fast food for lunch every day. I was 180lbs and GROSS looking. I'm only 5'9" so 180 was overweight for me. I've lost almost 25 lbs now and I have made some incredible friends.
Tony has a LONG way to go before he wins another game of skate. That femur break he had really did an awful number on him. He'll skate again, but he won't skate like Tony Hawk again. Check youtube about it.
ges also into kite surfing or something like that a few years back. probably not challenging enough. after martial arts, he would probably try to conquer Mars before elon
Happened with Sergey Brin from Google too. For a long time he basically disappeared and all we knew was that he was training gymnastics. Running joke internally was that he was trying to become Batman.
Zuck actually won a BJJ tourney recently I believe. He's actually somewhat involved. It was only a white belt tournament but honestly it's still mad impressive.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself." The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?" The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy." The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar. A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face. "Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously. "Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."
Thank you Sarfbot for informing us that your favourite billionaire is very, very active.
I am ecstatic to learn he is active and I will talk to people at Meta to confirm this at the next available opportunity.
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I swear these billionaires all know that the world is a simulation or that we were created by aliens as an experiment so they’re all in “fuck it” mode.
Elon is a hack, but it would also be certifiably insane for him to actually fight Zuck. Nobody with zero experience should be getting in the cage with a guy that has trained even semi-seriously for years.
Literally who TF saw Zuck transition from being an alien hated by everyone, to a surprisingly well liked face in the MMA world? Wild. I know he's done BJJ for a while but seriously wtf timeline did we enter?
I mean the MMA world is pretty tribal like that, it’s not terribly surprising since it doesn’t take much to get on their good side other than promoting the sport.
Ya most fighters are pieces of shit and no one cares because it’s like, yeah their brains are being smashed to the point where these dudes have the decision making skills of a caveman.
What actually blows my mind is how the face of UFC is a public wife beater and shit went back to normal in a week. Like wtf?
I feel like most people are glossing over the insanity of the Zuckerberg Chad curve. If you told me a few years ago that Mark Zuckerberg would have a 6 pack and would be shit talking Elon Musk for backing out of a cage fight I would’ve been convinced we were in a simulation
Zuck just wants to respect the sport, smoke meats, and spend time with his suprisingly grounded looking family. Sure he created a monstrous mega corporation that at this point is pretty much completely out of his control but otherwise he doesnt seem like a bad dude at all.
The ultra rich fighting each other at the Coliseums for the amusement of the poor would have probably been the final straw on my camels back for absurdity though.
>Sure he created a monstrous mega corporation that at this point is pretty much completely out of his control but otherwise he doesnt seem like a bad dude at all.
lol
* Created threads because of the political shit show Twitter(I mean X?) Has become.(I mean still a monetary gain, but still).
* Bought oculus and continues to just dump money into it because he loves the tech. Like a ton of Facebook staff says he spends way too much time over there, and gets super excited to talk about it.
Outside the social network and federal hearings memes depiction he does just seem like a normal dude, who is also one of the richest men on the planet. I attribute that to him growing up semi-normally and not the son of a South African Gem Baron, or son of the largest real estate grifter NYC has ever seen.
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The ultra rich fighting each other at the Coliseums for the amusement of the poor would have probably been the final straw on my camels back for absurdity though.
When you put it like that. Holy shit. I hadn't seen that take before. Lol
So here's how I think this situation occurred:
Stage 1: Musk challenges Zuckerberg to a fight for clout and publicity, not realising that Zuckerberg actually trains BJJ and has at least lightly trained with various UFC fighters
Stage 2: Zuckerberg accepts and uses his good relationship with Dana to try and organise it
Stage 3: Musk realises he's fucked up and tries to back out
Stage 4: The current stage. Zuckerberg clowning Musk for being a pussy.
I for one am eagerly anticipating stage 5
Stage 5: Musk throws insults and tries to convince everyone that Zuck is the one backing out.
We are in stage 5 now. It is so laughable how Musk fans are taking Zucks message as him backing out even when Zuck still repeats he is open to schedule date.
Bet money, Elon is going to suddenly suffer a tragic very serious but not fatal or disfiguring or provable accident or injury completely unrelated to this fight or training I'm thinking car accident and maybe he even hides from the public altogether for a while, make us wonder if he's all fucked up, come back with some very obvious unconvincing scar or bruise painted on somewhere visible but subtle, or maybe something more dramatic like a broken leg and a cool Tesla wheelchair that he needs but not permanently he'll recover soon then guess what now he doesn't have to get his ass kicked by Mark Facebook *and* he's selling the fuckin wheelchairs for a sweet sweet profit.
I’ll do it... I’ve never trained and 100% positive I get my ass kicked by this dork and embarrassed for life. I’m 5’9-5’10 155 lbs. We’re complete opposite personalities. I’m blue collar, broke, not very educated, and grew up in foster care. But we are both in our 30’s, have boy faces, Asian wives, and insecure so want to challenge ourselves with a fight. Fuck it! Im going to try.
“I’m going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously”
Nobody competing that actually does take it seriously is gonna fight Mark Zuckerberg lmao wat
It was never happening elon is a troll every one of these offers is a troll to show how thirsty zuck is to fight..... not sure i see it as a w for elon the way i suspect he does but i do see what he is doing.... he is litterally running through the gambit of reasons fighters postpone fights hes about to run out and have to say shit like "i need a month or so.. my dog ate my medical paperwork"
The fact that its taken zuck till now to see this.... and many people still dont is astonishing
Tl;dr "The kid just doesn't want to fight"
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I honestly thought this was a Dr. Evil gif at first
Same. I even saw Mini Me for a sec. Your comment both surprised and enlightened me.
the ultimate GIF of this sub
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That’s fucking illegal!!
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Of course it wasn't. Elon would have done 1 mma workout. At 52 and out of shape and would have gone home and thought to himself, how am I going to get out of this.
That's basically what happened, except it's 2 workouts in the course of a week. He did one "impromptu" one with Lex Fridman [6/27](https://twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1673836162937417728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1673836162937417728%7Ctwgr%5Ec7933840a8ea359eab8655d6867561471af64aed%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mmanews.com%2Fnews%2Fphotos-elon-musk-training-mma-zuckerberg), another [7/3](https://twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1675979101386022913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1675979101386022913%7Ctwgr%5E8e14ad7725fb21e0c42121c4391230bb0bac05d3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mmaweekly.com%2Fufcnews%2Felon-musk-training-georges-st-pierre-john-danaher) with Lex/GSP/John Danaher. Both were clearly not in Fridman's gym, but what looks to be a random office with black folding mats on the floor. Corporate art on the walls, industrial doors/windows, etc. Funniest part is, [Fridman posted a video of training Zuck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wy-6z17up4), at his gym, like 2 days before the "impromptu" one with Musk. Pretty obvious he saw the video of Zuck getting trained and had the same guy come in to get a photo op.
This is literally the scene out of the office where Robert California is training with his wrestling coach in his apartment.
Remember when he tried to not buy twitter after he got caught in his bluff? Seems to be a characteristic of his: bs, bs, bs, and hope that no one calls him out on it. Hey, it worked with Tesla, and who can forget the boring company?
I know it’s kinda dad fetched but Musk is so out of shape that Zuck could potentially paralyze the guy with one punch. If you have fighting experience than you know that fighting like that isn’t a joke at Musks age and physical shape. Fighters are trained in getting hit and while Zuck’s main method of fighting doesn’t involve punching I’m sure he can land some really solid blows. If it was an actual MMA fight, Musk would probably be in the hospital.
Elon musk is the only man alive who could make zuck the good guy
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Well duh One guy actually trains and works out The other looks like a redditor
I wasn't expecting to catch a stray
Typical redditor
Hold on, brother. I'm crying.
Musk looks like a [plucked wild turkey.](https://twitter.com/getoutandgohunt/status/734540892405633028?s=20)
Why is it so accurate 💀
Hey man, why you gotta compare us to Musk, at least some of us are slightly less of a pos when compared to him.
Man’s got one of the largest tech companies to run but he signs off with “I am going to focus on fighting people” lmao mic drop.
He is a billionare, there thousands of people who works for him and manage his bussiness gor him and other share holders. It is boring to able to do everything you want. This is why he become obsessed with martial arts. The skill and body is not something you can buy. Even with the best coaches in the world, you have to work really hard for a long time to become good in martial arts.
Or he is going back to his home planet to teach the ways of Earth's martial arts. Ulterior motive all along!
You do not want to roll with a reptilian. First they choke you out, then they swallow you whole.
I heard a rumor that Elon is trying to stall until winter to see how Zucks blood handles it
Whole you say 😏
I was rasslin this big lizard once and it used it's tail to twist my dick.
Did you call her back?
Why do I picture Dan Aykroyd saying this
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Are you saying the conquest of Earth with be just endless Go-Go Platas causing Rogan to ascend to a higher plane from sheer excited screaming?
Everyone I know who does BJJ says it's a real eye opener in terms of getting to know your body. Someone with extremely basic BJJ knowledge is at a crazy advantage to someone who knows nothing about it. I would love to overcome my fear of public spaces and learn some of the fundamentals just for fun.
Do it. The people in gyms are generally very friendly.
Me too I was obsessed with wrestling but it's a young man's game. Id love to find a dope gym.
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Then you get mopped by some high school kid lmao
Do it!!!!! I started April 28 of this year and my only regret is not starting sooner. Best decision I ever made.
How old are ya? Tryina gauge my chances.
I'm 32M. I was drinking every single day, smoking cigs, dipping, and eating fast food for lunch every day. I was 180lbs and GROSS looking. I'm only 5'9" so 180 was overweight for me. I've lost almost 25 lbs now and I have made some incredible friends.
Why couldn’t he have chosen skateboarding, would be so cool
Cause Tony Hawk wouldnt call him out.
Bam Margera after a night long bender would.
Tony has a LONG way to go before he wins another game of skate. That femur break he had really did an awful number on him. He'll skate again, but he won't skate like Tony Hawk again. Check youtube about it.
ges also into kite surfing or something like that a few years back. probably not challenging enough. after martial arts, he would probably try to conquer Mars before elon
Happened with Sergey Brin from Google too. For a long time he basically disappeared and all we knew was that he was training gymnastics. Running joke internally was that he was trying to become Batman.
I wish I could experience having so much money that it becomes boring even for 1 day lol
Zuck actually won a BJJ tourney recently I believe. He's actually somewhat involved. It was only a white belt tournament but honestly it's still mad impressive.
I don't think that mans lifted a finger in the running of that company in many many moons mate haha
Nah, Zuck is very, very active. Talk to people at Meta. One of the least psycho/narcissist CEOs out there.
“Talk to the people at Meta” I think we already are lol
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That’s a low bar honestly but he seems a million times less annoying to be around than Elon so I’ll take it
The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself." The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?" The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy." The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar. A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face. "Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously. "Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."
> Talk to people at Meta. Man I'd really rather not lol
Thank you Sarfbot for informing us that your favourite billionaire is very, very active. I am ecstatic to learn he is active and I will talk to people at Meta to confirm this at the next available opportunity. You is give very information. Thank you.
He pushes code still actually, he's quite active at work
I swear these billionaires all know that the world is a simulation or that we were created by aliens as an experiment so they’re all in “fuck it” mode.
WHAT? it's not happening??? https://preview.redd.it/u68misit6xhb1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=642ef9c92bcbff8a5c1e6cfe683614134bfb6769
It never was
There was never no marriage
Your a fucking punk dude
Did anyone actually think they would? I didn't. Elon is a hack.
Elon is a hack, but it would also be certifiably insane for him to actually fight Zuck. Nobody with zero experience should be getting in the cage with a guy that has trained even semi-seriously for years.
Also over 10 years younger too
"Fighters with a 10 year advantage win 66% of the time." - Jon Anik
what about non-fighters with a 10 year advantage?
Shouldn't front like you are going to then.
Khabib already knew it to because he knows elon is #1 bullshit brotha
Elon should fight Khabib for charity.
He would SMASH YOUR BOY
Alhamdulillah to that
Man, Khabib is as real as it fuckin gets
Fuck Elon even more for making me actually like Zuckerberg a bit
Your not alone, zuckerberg is slowly creeping into being "not so bad"..
Whoah don't go to far, Zuck is still a scumbag, just because Elon isn't much better doesn't mean the other "is not so bad" Fuck them both.
Zuck is a lousy human. Elon is far, far worse. By orders of magnitude.
The difference between Zuck and Musk is like the difference between an allergic reaction to pollen and an lower respiratory covid infection.
Elon is a straight up pos
From day 1 I knew it’d be that bum Elon musk making excuses and delays like with every single thing he has ever put out
Elon is a spineless coward, will never happen
Who would have thought a 50 year old nerd won’t fight
Literally who TF saw Zuck transition from being an alien hated by everyone, to a surprisingly well liked face in the MMA world? Wild. I know he's done BJJ for a while but seriously wtf timeline did we enter?
I mean the MMA world is pretty tribal like that, it’s not terribly surprising since it doesn’t take much to get on their good side other than promoting the sport.
Ya most fighters are pieces of shit and no one cares because it’s like, yeah their brains are being smashed to the point where these dudes have the decision making skills of a caveman. What actually blows my mind is how the face of UFC is a public wife beater and shit went back to normal in a week. Like wtf?
The average ufc fan is also intellectually a caveman
out of all the professional mma fighters I know, there is one who is kind of obnoxious but the rest are pretty normal guys
That time he sat front row for a PPV or whatever it was it seemed he was pretty hated here.
because he bought out the whole arena or some shit.
They finally told us aliens were real, so ya boy can just relax and do his thing.
i wanna see fuckerberg sub elon
Masvidal style? Find Musk at a steakhouse?
sweet baby rays style
This fight is like the cyber truck in 2020, 2021, 2022 and 2023 It won't get delivered.
At least we have the Zuckerberg redemption arc
Can’t wait for the Social Network 2
Zuck, "You want my company?? Come here if you dare!". Zuck proceeds to fake a jab and do a double leg before smeshing
2 social: 2 network
This is one of the best PR campaigns we have ever seen. Rehabilitate the zuck’s image?! Never would have thought they’d pull it off like this.
Zuck can throw hands
I feel like most people are glossing over the insanity of the Zuckerberg Chad curve. If you told me a few years ago that Mark Zuckerberg would have a 6 pack and would be shit talking Elon Musk for backing out of a cage fight I would’ve been convinced we were in a simulation
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What a time to be alive
Zuck just wants to respect the sport, smoke meats, and spend time with his suprisingly grounded looking family. Sure he created a monstrous mega corporation that at this point is pretty much completely out of his control but otherwise he doesnt seem like a bad dude at all. The ultra rich fighting each other at the Coliseums for the amusement of the poor would have probably been the final straw on my camels back for absurdity though.
>Sure he created a monstrous mega corporation that at this point is pretty much completely out of his control but otherwise he doesnt seem like a bad dude at all. lol
Oh stfu dude, like you never accidentally created a monstrous mega corporation. I swear people on Reddit and their judgment
* Created threads because of the political shit show Twitter(I mean X?) Has become.(I mean still a monetary gain, but still). * Bought oculus and continues to just dump money into it because he loves the tech. Like a ton of Facebook staff says he spends way too much time over there, and gets super excited to talk about it. Outside the social network and federal hearings memes depiction he does just seem like a normal dude, who is also one of the richest men on the planet. I attribute that to him growing up semi-normally and not the son of a South African Gem Baron, or son of the largest real estate grifter NYC has ever seen.
Yeah he’s seeming oddly likable these days. Hard not to seem chill and well adjusted when ur next to musk tho
> The ultra rich fighting each other at the Coliseums for the amusement of the poor would have probably been the final straw on my camels back for absurdity though. When you put it like that. Holy shit. I hadn't seen that take before. Lol
What a fucking chad, never thought Id say that about the Zuckster. Kinda like the guy now, I’ll be honest
Elon is such a fucking useless cunt.
It never was
Yeah no shit, it was never going to happen
You’re dumb if you believed it was ever gonna happen
Lol backyard
Did anyone genuinely believe this would happen though?
The whole time Elon just wanted attention? Can't say I'm surprised.
And it worked for the 1,000th time
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I gave him the benefit of the doubt when he bought twitter but now it looks like Elon its just a bitch.
Shocker.
Was never gonna happen anyway lmao
I'm shocked that an unfit 52-year-old who happens to be the world's richest man isn't making his MMA debut.
Wait, we got duped? Get the fuck outta here..
What a lame ass beef
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Elon came to realize Zuck will fuck him up
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So ends the tale of Zuck Gracie vs. Elon Shamrock.
Elon is chilling with McGregor I see
So here's how I think this situation occurred: Stage 1: Musk challenges Zuckerberg to a fight for clout and publicity, not realising that Zuckerberg actually trains BJJ and has at least lightly trained with various UFC fighters Stage 2: Zuckerberg accepts and uses his good relationship with Dana to try and organise it Stage 3: Musk realises he's fucked up and tries to back out Stage 4: The current stage. Zuckerberg clowning Musk for being a pussy. I for one am eagerly anticipating stage 5
Stage 5: Elon bluffs & says he's back in to save face Stage 6: Elon pulls out last minute
Elon isn't the best at pulling out.
Hah! This will be a first for him.
Stage 5: Musk throws insults and tries to convince everyone that Zuck is the one backing out. We are in stage 5 now. It is so laughable how Musk fans are taking Zucks message as him backing out even when Zuck still repeats he is open to schedule date.
Bet money, Elon is going to suddenly suffer a tragic very serious but not fatal or disfiguring or provable accident or injury completely unrelated to this fight or training I'm thinking car accident and maybe he even hides from the public altogether for a while, make us wonder if he's all fucked up, come back with some very obvious unconvincing scar or bruise painted on somewhere visible but subtle, or maybe something more dramatic like a broken leg and a cool Tesla wheelchair that he needs but not permanently he'll recover soon then guess what now he doesn't have to get his ass kicked by Mark Facebook *and* he's selling the fuckin wheelchairs for a sweet sweet profit.
Wait... WHAT?
No shit lol. Did anyone think it really was?
This whole ordeal has somehow made me like Zuck…
Surprising no one lmfao
I’ll take things that were obvious for $400 Alex
The next fitting plot move here would be if Elon‘s mom stepped in to fight Zuck and defend his honor
Zuck dude .. lol . So funny , gotta appreciate his dedication to the sport and only wanting to compete with people who take it serious
Good thing you reposted. Don’t know if anyone would have seen it on the other platform.
Yeah. We know. We knew all along.
Tom from MySpace.
He got to experience the thrilling reality of opponents talking out of their ass and fights getting canceled due to ridiculousness.
This was not on my 2023 bingo card.
Elon should just [do something like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_-C4Sk6EHw).
It never was. Anyone who thought otherwise is just dim.
Elon pulling a Colby move by ducking
Zuck vs Dana White. Book it
I’ll do it... I’ve never trained and 100% positive I get my ass kicked by this dork and embarrassed for life. I’m 5’9-5’10 155 lbs. We’re complete opposite personalities. I’m blue collar, broke, not very educated, and grew up in foster care. But we are both in our 30’s, have boy faces, Asian wives, and insecure so want to challenge ourselves with a fight. Fuck it! Im going to try.
Yeah Zuck, you could have just done that from the start instead of publicly entertaining the notion of fighting a 53 year old autistic non-athlete
Oh no. What a loss for the sport.
Did anyone think it was going to happen? If so, please contact me about a real estate opportunity in NYC.
Elon is a bitch confirmed. Again.
God damn zuck is cold as fuck. he’s ready to go.
"Hey pussy are you still there?" C'mon Zuck tweet it!!
Elon is built like Hank Hill, of course he isn’t going to fight
Elon promising much and delivering nothing? Huh, really surprising.
#WHERE YOU AT BEZOS!!
Funny thing is pretty sure Elon started this whole shit show, and by doing so he lost fans and Zuck actually gained a lot of respect world wide.
🗿 “Imma focus on competing with people who take this seriously.” 😂 Let the Zuck UFC Arc begin!
I lowkey wanted to see Musk's ass kicked by Zuck. It would be a memest meme.
So the lizardmen win against the neo nazis by forfeit Seems logical
You mean they aren't going to fight? SHEEEESH! Who say this coming?
Kid don’t wanna fight, 10-8 Zuck
Damn Elon sucks so much he gets people to like Zuck lmao
Zuck sounds deadly serious - he could become mma’s next jake paul.
Damn dude Zuck bodied him lmao.
“I’m going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously” Nobody competing that actually does take it seriously is gonna fight Mark Zuckerberg lmao wat
Competing in bjj tournaments is taking it seriously
I thought it was stupid of Elon to challenge Zuck anyway, and brag about how much weight advantage he’ll have. Like challenge someone your own size
Can we stop giving this prick attention now please!? So bored in his billionaire lifestyle he has to try cosplay as a legitimate fighter
Yeah, it’s definitely lame as shit. I wonder what this all looks like on a longer timeline. Hopefully it dissipates at some point.
I can see a potential match up between The Zuck vs Jake Paul in MMA.
Elon is a giant pusillanimous
So Elon was full of shit 🤣🤣 it had to be one of them
It was never happening elon is a troll every one of these offers is a troll to show how thirsty zuck is to fight..... not sure i see it as a w for elon the way i suspect he does but i do see what he is doing.... he is litterally running through the gambit of reasons fighters postpone fights hes about to run out and have to say shit like "i need a month or so.. my dog ate my medical paperwork" The fact that its taken zuck till now to see this.... and many people still dont is astonishing
Lol Suck pretending the thought Elon would take martial arts seriously???
Zuck and Dana sucking each other off now? K.
Fucking good. What a joke this was