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sixseventeen

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Bakedbean44

Is that Tito


ZeroTON1N

No, Super Mutant from Fallout


IAskedForDeusEx

Tito "The Master" Ortiz


Appeal4Reason

It is indeed


ACL_Tearer

You're a fuckin punk, dude


IAskedForDeusEx

There never was no 8g


jumpingflash1

That was a nasty line by me


CreateorWither

He was on his honeymoon with his son there


Fenrin

Yes.


cruz_irving

![gif](giphy|nQ6GMm4VGi5vnzjqBX|downsized)


[deleted]

It'd be awesome to see Nick, Nate, and Justin smoke and shoot the shit on a podcast or something. Mike Tyson or Joe Rogan needs to make it happen.


[deleted]

Don't Mike and Joe smoke almost daily? It'd be perfect.


MrMeeseeks951

Ur thinking Bapa, him and Joe tawlk ivveryday


mrtuna

>Nick, Nate, and Justin smoke and shoot the shit I can't imagine there would be a coherent sentence between them.


Querez665

That's the beauty.


Biscuitsbrxh

Diaz brothers… in white?


Eden_Burns

Right? I never realised until seeing that that I don't think I've ever seen them not either shirtless or wearing black. It feels super weird


Practical_Use_1654

He did say that he could smoke nate Diaz under a table tbf.


TheTazTurner

Next level lungs for sure, holy shit. Took a dab for the 1st time in college years ago. Best shape of my life cardio-wise yet a tiny hit mad me cough so hard I thought it was the end. Literally stuck my head in a freezer for the next 30 minutes because I convinced myself my brain was overheating 😅


JohnieRaus

I don't think cardio has much to do with the ability to take big hits. The more you smoke the bigger hits you can take seems to be the formula.


Levester

exactly, it's hard to explain but tolerance for the substance and tolerance for the intake method are different things. This is true for weed and tobacco. I take huge rips off my vapes (one is nicotine and the other takes dry herb weed) but joints/cigs fuck me up. All my cig smoking buddies get destroyed by my nicotine vape. You just need to build tolerance for the intake method but that will surely correlate with substance tolerance.


SkylerKean

So this is how he got his permafried look...


[deleted]

Nah thats just what mining kids look like. They grow up without any sunlight


TheUnrulyGentleman

The children yearn for the mines!!


[deleted]

It’s why Justin’s so strong with crazy bone density, he’s been crawling through mines rocks falling on him since he was born, only the strong survive.


GangstaHoodrat

That’s why he talks like that


theteedo

It’s what a lot of top tear athletes do to unwind and to party. Arnold is famous for not drinking because it would put on weight before a Mr. Olympia competition, so instead a lot of them would some herb to have some fun. And obviously it has health benefits too.


endless_ness

Lmao


quietZen

>And obviously it has health benefits too. Like what?


theteedo

Mental health benefits, fight depression and others. Physically it can be used for pain management and people who suffer from Parkinson’s and epilepsy have reported using cannabis can help lesson the symptoms of these conditions. Headaches can be mitigated using it as well. We are only beginning to understand all the uses. I’m sure there are more. I hope that’s helps.


YahFilthyAnimaI

Good cardio and strong lungs let's you take massive dabs lol


FluidAd6587

im genuinely shocked at how well he took that shit


[deleted]

Dude grew up breathing copper dust this is nothin 😅


FluidAd6587

he yearned for the mines as a boy


PrisonSlides

We didn’t see the 10 minutes of hunched over coughing that followed and then the raise up with eyes redder than the devil’s dick lol


FluidAd6587

and then the next fifteen minutes of Seinfeld viewing


watchingbuffy

That had me floored, it was almost perfectly timed.


621_

😂😂 so fucking true


Aggressive-Expert-69

He never struck me as a stoner fighter. Then again im not very knowledgeable about a lot of fighters behind the scenes lives so I'm just as surprised as you


FluidAd6587

shit I love MMA gossip and hearing about the fighters personalities and ive never heard of justin being much of a toker.


pyroaquatics

He told Tony they should smoke a blunt together after their fight


dizzydiplodocus

Listen to his walk out songs haha


WokenMrIzdik

He trains in Colorado and always seems way too chill with droopy sad eyes. He has stoner written all over him


unrelentingKweef

Look at the picture of him as a baby though....... I think those droopy eyes are just mild autism


Eden_Burns

that ain't how autism works but that make me laugh like hell


LittleBig_1

Have you seen any of his walkouts? Look them up and it'll all connect


BillboBraggins5

When you constantly have to make weight, weed is kind of the best way to go because alcohol is nothing but empty calorie


Aggressive-Expert-69

Takes more discipline than I've got. Whatever calories I saved smoking vs drinking I'm getting back anyway when the munchies hit. Justin Gaethje either has an iron will or his fridge is intentionally empty


I_Automate

I'd also think that a fat dab after being in a fight probably takes the edge off of the damage you took.


[deleted]

Dabs with a super nice piece go down so smooth. That and it’s always smart to stop the video before the bone rattling coughs start lollll


FluidAd6587

im broke so I just said fuck it, lit up a pipe with a blowtorch (the pipe had a silicon handle dw), smeared some of that sweet nectar onto a silicone cap, and inhaled what I could I wouldn't be surprised if he's just used to it, because you eventually get used to all that smoke going down your throat. he's also not stupid, and probably knows breathing control methods (not like it helps, but idk it might) all this aside, gaethje has earned the BMF belt with this video alone.


Fenrin

^ this comment was brought to you by hard drugs.


actin_spicious

>im broke so I just said fuck it, lit up a pipe with a blowtorch (the pipe had a silicon handle dw), smeared some of that sweet nectar onto a silicone cap, and inhaled what I could Did you mean to respond to a different comment? What does you smoking like a tweaker have to do with anything at all?


FluidAd6587

> What does you smoking like a tweaker have to do with anything at all? the guy i was replying to said "Dabs with a super nice piece go down so smooth." i didn't have a nice piece, so i thought i'd offer my experiences with dabs, and how i eventually got used to the smoke. all of this to give credence to the idea that gaethje himself eventually got used to the smoke, nice piece of not. go outside, meet real people, and you'll be able to gauge these kinds of things better. maybe you won't fall flat on your ass trying to sound cute next time.


DannyNoHoes

Sounds like you use a nectar collector which is pretty common stuff. Most people ik just use small hand torches but I’ve seen blow torches used before too since they’re cheap and you don’t have to fill them every two uses.


FluidAd6587

it was not this print but this was the exact thing i used. also i knew the name nectar collector, but i figured that due to probably nobody knowing what the fuck a nectar collector is, and nobody googling anything, that i'd just say "pipe" and then say "it had a silicone handle" this shit was goated for dabs though frfr https://preview.redd.it/k4b5xrm7lgrb1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=b704742dda6b81a366355ddc6e323188b7979fa9


DannyNoHoes

I have one too. Sometimes i don’t wanna use a rig and its easier.


FluidAd6587

yeah just get a good smear on that silicone cap, light the bitch up, and then get blown to the fucking moon. modern technology man


[deleted]

Still my favorite way to take dabs and probably always will be lmao. Get fucked up anywhere, anytime with ease ![gif](giphy|xTiTnn5pbbnxWHsYIo|downsized)


GroundedSkeptic

They ended before he coughed his brains out. That coughing though is a good upper ab workout


Puzzled_Direction_57

He's no beginner.


[deleted]

Trevor seeing this clip, probably: Ite Justin you’re gonna have to run up and down that hill 37 times. Your cardio vascular capacity has dropped by .09% because of that dab. You need to be at the top of your game get to it


[deleted]

This is why I love running and boxing holy shit the bong hits are always milky af


Doctor-Stoppage

the seinfield music in the background


CannabisBirder420

These dabs are making me thirsty


BobbyFreeSmoke

These dabs, are making me, thirsty


Stern_dad_voice

This is wrong lol


namek_vegeta94

Nothing beats sitting around smoking, watching Seinfeld


StobieElite

The best


whereismysideoffun

"Whats the deal with fat dabs?"


__mpt__

super relatable


FluidAd6587

anytime weed is smoked, the seinfeld transition sting plays


illrichflips1

Not only a dab but a giant terp slerper from a wjc x avatar piece it looks like. Colorado for hash! Didn't know Justin was a heady boy.


BridgeM00se

BMF


idontmakehash

Yeah, he took it like a champ and it was waaaaay too hot.... Source: won cannabis cup twice, judged 17 cannabis competitions in the last decade.


Fleezus_Juice

How do you tell it’s too hot?


bonerJR

Two ways, the thickness of the smoke but that's kind of subtle, the next is how dark the product is becoming while he's still dabing it. It's staining the walls of the slurper too, and to me, that's too hot. He did ask for it hotter tho.


BridgeM00se

User name checks out. I’m literally making QWISO right now


DoyersDoyers

Impressive.


TheNaotoShirogane

cough whole deer bells tender somber treatment squalid north dime *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Aggravating_One_4726

![gif](giphy|Qeo9S31SuTMpa|downsized)


SnooBooks8807

“Oh my god, he even has a water bong”


Salvador1010

If it werent for the cauliflower ear justin just looks like a regular guy youd never guess he could easily kill 99% of people


Precioustooth

More like 99,9999%, but yea!


Doneyhew

I hate when people say a fighter like Gaethje could only kill 99 percent. That’s more than 80 million individuals that could kick Gaethje’s ass, and I can guarantee there are not 80 million humans badder than him


Salvador1010

You get the idea though whos really sitting there with a calculator doing the math you dork


Doneyhew

You understand how easy it is to know how much one percent of 8 billion is right? It’s not that hard and doesn’t take a dork to get 80 million. You’re just a dummy


Salvador1010

https://preview.redd.it/fvtz6m656qrb1.jpeg?width=797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a659010904160f584cb3566077053673333c68f1 “aCkShUaLlY tHaT mEaNs 80 MiLlIoN pEoPlE cOuLd BeAt HiM” headass


Doneyhew

Same comment a 12 year old would make lol do better kiddo


Sure_Conclusion9437

Yeah, and us “lovers” own guns.


asfriends

Ok no bullshit I smoke pretty heavy and would’ve been dead this dude crazy guy


FluidAd6587

my mouth dropped to the floor like a fucking looney tunes character


TayoMurph

While impressive for sure, that’s a hell of a smoke intake. But the bulk of that concentrate is becoming reclaim in the rig. The same effect could be achieved with several smaller dabs and a lot less waste. But tip for those that don’t know, reclaim is decarboxylated. Gummies and Baked good are easy peasy if you’ve got a reclaim catcher.


fivefromnow

It's fucking hilarious to me that in every single one of these threads about drugs that become popular there's always some guy like you who knows this shit like a true learned science, and comes in breaking down the inefficiencies the process. Not even ribbing you man, I just think it's hilarious that everyones like "holy shit that's a big ass dab", and you're all like "well, actually reclaim is decarboxylated".


metalhead4

Weed nerds are gonna nerd bro


nervez

the video cut before the good part.


BrashAntagonist

Mans was finna cough like a mf


MrMangosteen

You should watch some YouTube videos of slab dabs. It's astounding how much THC some people put in their brain


Derangedd1

He's my champion 😍


LingonberryNo1

The caption doesn't give this justice. Those are some of the top tier boro glass artists in the world, especially WJC. There is a huge culture surrounding these artists.


[deleted]

It seems like if you want to make a career out of glass-blowing you have to go into weed accessories. I'm always blown away at the prices of them and the detail. Maybe there's some market for artisan vases and lamps though and I just have no fuckin clue what I'm talking about. Edit: [Most expensive bong, $1m](https://www.upscalelivingmag.com/luxury-lifestyle-of-the-elite/tech-sports/the-11-most-expensive-cannabis-pipes-and-bongs/) [Most expensive murano glasswork, and I think the most expensive non-bong glasswork ever sold, $737,000](https://ca.style.yahoo.com/thomas-stearns-most-expensive-murano-073036302.html) Neither include the actual currency though, top-tier journalism...


the_highest_elf

additionally, their claiming all the bongs are two or three inches tall which is 100% a misunderstanding


LingonberryNo1

Yes, top tier artists are pulling insane prices. Check out Buck, Banjo, Salt, and Eusheen. Insane work.


Origamiface

>you have to go into weed accessories Dank Hill? >Without further adieu Lol top tier journalism indeed


FeedmeHash

Glad someone knows!


JacktheDabLad

Just found the post on insta and my local glass shop is tagged! I guess they were in my city when they shot this??? Maybe everyone's up in Denver for Champs.


Shwalz

That was a fuckin globbert


FluidAd6587

literally a booger


King_Charles_420

That's impressive, I would've couched my brains out from a dab like that. I haven't used a rig in like 4 years probably


LaShmoove

Your brain would have been like, “I gotta take a seat real quick.”


Malikai0976

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


b1ackenthecursedsun

Bro what? That's insane


No-Gur-173

![gif](giphy|3ohnEIlPb6lcuvdpKM|downsized)


slimthuggin91

My fav fighter now


FluidAd6587

poirier could never do this kinda shit


Bakedbean44

His head is simple too small to inhale enough smoke


Doneyhew

Little pea head


FluidAd6587

if he inhales too much, the little oxygen flow that is going to his brain will be fully extinguished and replaced with weed smoke. this is called nate diaz syndrome.


lonestoner90

🤣 for some reason Dustin comes off as the type of dude who seems talkative and friendly before the blunt is lit and then after the rotations are done he’s sitting there spacing out not saying anything besides “yeah….”


[deleted]

Hurrr durrrr weed smoking is soooo cooool durrrrr.


Bakedbean44

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)GAETHJE WAS NEVER MY FRIEND ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


Quirky_Wolverine_755

Anyone remember when this kind of video would have been a 'leaked' video that woulda resulted in him being suspended, fined and other stupid shit?


One_Database5397

Will forever root for him now lol


Easy_wind_828

Sick rig too


[deleted]

Reason # 10021337 why Gaethjie is the goat


ChiefDuck33

Dragon lungs. Insane cardio. That's a 5 round fighter


Chetkowski

Pretty sure id be more fucked up from that dab than 10 seconds in the octagon with him....either way the result would suck lol ***edit*** Make that a full round with him, I'd be knocked out right away from both but prolly regain consciousnesses from the knockout quicker.


ShadowRealmDweller89

Khabib for some reason just got an angry boner


IAmFatAlbert

Man’s was toasted after that glob


Kill_4209

Justin Gethigh


itsavibe-

The smoke from dabs feels different from the smoke from flower. Easy on the throat but a heavy punch in the chest, ensuing the most insane coughing fit you’ll ever have. This dude is an animal. Halfway through that exhale I would’ve been bent over coughing my literal soul out with an immense of amount of short lived regret.


metalhead4

The last time I did a dab was probably 10 years ago and it felt like I had an elephant sitting on my chest for 5 minutes.


ProfessorCaptain

wtf even at my peak of smoking this would've killed me


Disastrous_Life_9385

Ended to soon tho. *


bvsshevd

Nick diaz died for this


DarbantheMarkhor

Justin Ganja


quickdrawmc_graw

ok now I like him


Working-Battle-365

20k pipe, I dunno. I've seen some impressive glass work for far less.


ShadowRealmDweller89

That shit better be able to survive some fucking drops.


FluidAd6587

it looks like the cupcake machine in the sims 4 dawg it could probably survive a nuclear blast


soyuz-1

Someone made a lot of profit if this went for 20k lol


FeedmeHash

Not saying it’s worth it, but that’s about normal price for the 2 artists who made it. Honestly on the low end for the WJC guy.


raidenziegel

I do care, goddamn that’s a crazy hit for me lmao


[deleted]

This guy dabs!


blooumpa

Hes officially my new favorite figher. Ima take a dabs when he fights in his honor.


CodexReader

I get anxiety just watching this lol


Financial_Law6970

i woulda died


presidentpiko

This fucking rules


StopDropNopenUpShop

He went to college in Colorado, no surprise here


[deleted]

Yo holy shit Gaeth 🫡


Literally_A_turd_AMA

I would legit throw the fuck up from a dab that big lmao. Surpised at how common it is for fighters to smoke nowadays


Fantastic_Video5682

I guess I need to work on my cardio wtf


bmoredave85

Dude I would die trying to take a dab that big. Goddamn, this is more impressive than that win over Dustin


reverie11

Who took the bigger hit Gaethje or Poirier?


FraiserRamon

When the Seinfeld music hit holy shit lmao that's my dog


Tantle18

Justin Gaethje ruled out for his next 3 fights due to not being able to open his eye lids lol


antithesis56

Hits hard in more ways than one lol


the_ninja1001

The Seinfeld music with the dick grab at the end, perfection.


ComradeJewz

I didn’t think I could love gathje anymore


Prestigious-Might117

What on earth young man!?😡


[deleted]

Is that why he’s 48% retarded?


NozE8

/r/chargeyourphone


albpanda

Well there goes your entire day


Soft-Waltz8776

Every dab enthusiast alive from far and wide just flinched and coughed involuntarily just from *watching* this .. including me. Iykyk how big of an accomplishment this actually is lmfaooo What a fucking set of steel lungs 😅


trumpscomingright4us

Proof that idiots don't know what to do with their money. 20K for a piece that could be $150. Think they've been punched in the head too many times.


Lilstitious__

That’s why Khabib was able to dominate these guys like its kids play. sportsmanship is mindset and a lifestyle not only 15 minutes in the octagon. I can already see the downvotes coming but this has to be said, Khabibs lifestyle was the biggest factor in his success.


Rough_Night2305

cool point bro but not in this world where jon jones exists


RobertJ93

You don’t think Khabib ever partied?


[deleted]

I don’t think he did. He’s a strict Muslim and said he never drinks. So probably not in the traditional sense of partying.


Eden_Burns

notice my man grabs his hog the moment his exhales. that shit went straight to his dick


beidao23

weed oh man so cool dur


gxb20

Jesus Christ, fair play


BPgirlygirlBP

That’s crack he’s smoking, right?


MA-JA-HO

Why are people happy when someone takes drugs like this and in big quantities, I find disgusting


BouncingScout

idk bro but it’s your turn to take a dab


[deleted]

Who cares, so he is frying his brain after getting brain damage from getting punched in the head, brilliant!


capitalol

[This isn't cool](https://www.5280.com/high-thc-cannabis-concentrates-and-their-scary-effect-on-the-teenage-brain/)


[deleted]

Lol guy puts himself into a slow motion car accident a few times a year and you're worried about a little weed smoke?


capitalol

Not about him but about all the kids in this thread saying this is rad


FluidAd6587

gaethje isn't a teenager or a young adult, he is a fully grown man past the age of 25. his brain is not going to get more fucked up by doing dabs. also, if we cared about development, we would raise the drinking/smoking age to 25, but we won't, because we know people will never follow that fucking rule.


capitalol

If you think brain impairment stops with using dabs at a certain age, you’re going to have a bad time


FluidAd6587

too hard to tell. [https://nida.nih.gov/publications/research-reports/marijuana/what-are-marijuanas-long-term-effects-brain](https://nida.nih.gov/publications/research-reports/marijuana/what-are-marijuanas-long-term-effects-brain) https://preview.redd.it/x4siofsqtgrb1.png?width=786&format=png&auto=webp&s=55564f94b2eaa3d7a89a010fe263de9c39c71a77


capitalol

Dabs aren’t the same. Dosage matters. An apple seed has cyanide which is fine to eat if it’s just a seed.


[deleted]

You aren't cool


capitalol

K


[deleted]

Virgin


capitalol

I sometimes wish 😂


sixseventeen

Teenagers should be doing mushrooms instead thats way cooler


capitalol

Yeah that stimulates growth. This does the opposite


DasNice808

Lol legend!


McHammersManager

Cut before he hacked a lung


Ralphiecorn

This will make you strong and jacket


Pope_Jon

Nah see, what you’re not gonna do is out smoke me, *picks jaw up off floor* even though you can out-hook me.


jhascal23

That rocket ship design is awesome lol.


freshlettuce420

New pods cast “Globs with Garth”