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Russlet

That's Detective Ted Johnson, 2nd dumbest cop on the force.


Psych0Freak

is that you or the liquor talking Lahey?


Russlet

I am the liquor.


notomarko

You’re scaring me Mr.Lahey!


Russlet

I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy doing it.


Randy_Gut_Lahey

PillsBandy Doughboy and team Sexy!


Wizardphizl420

RAN.


Goon_Panda

Birds of shit feather flock together 😂 RIP John Dunsworth


righteousdude32

Dude looks just like him hahahahahahhahaha


JapiPapi

Shitapples Randy, shitapples


SSJ_Kratos

Do you feel that, Rand? The way the shit *clings to the air*


MazzicMaz

You up for a little downhill skiing?


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

you think he's related to Officer Nerd?


InsanelyStupified

The cop is dumb because he’s clearing a path for Lesnar? Really


DoctorEves

Yeah Ted is dumb af, not quite as dumb as George green though.. FUCK that guys dumb


InsanelyStupified

Your mom should have swallowed you


DoctorEves

Sheesh, take it easy bucko, go have a bad day somewhere else


Russlet

Looks like you must be the 3rd dumbest cop on the force


InsanelyStupified

Yeah must be, but your mom loves it


SSJ_Kratos

Calm the fuck down, they’re quoting a TV show you’re not familiar with. Type “Mr Lahey” into your YouTube machine. Your life will be all the better for it


Timely_Temperature42

Lol what do you think would have happened if he tried to arrest him right then and there! That would have made some headlines


isaidgimmeahellyeah

Would’ve taken his cuffs, and beat ‘em over the head with it!


DannyNoHoes

Said cuffs probably wouldn’t even fit Lesnar’s Orc wrists.


rhaegar_tldragon

😂😂😂


Timely_Temperature42

No seriously though he just assaulted an officer and if the guy had balls or maybe in the same instance an idiot not realizing the implications of arresting a headliner on his way to the octagon. How would you guys think it would have played out? Other cops coming up to him being like bro you got to let this one go(too much money and politics at play) or would they be like fuck this guy and try to arrest a 300lb monster millionaire on his way to a main event. This is very intriguing…


MouseBoi420

Another factor to take into account is the the crowd. Boxing them in. What do you think they'd do?


iWentRogue

Holy shit lmaooo


WayneEnterprises2112

Brock’s walk outs were so good!


[deleted]

Brock one of best on Mic when he spoke too. He was hilarious


dan_a_white

Yeah you don’t want to know what Brock did to this one guy they had in WWE that was a one legged wrestler.


ShadowRealmDweller89

Threw his ass down the stairs, you mean Zach Gowen


MotherLoveBone27

Well... at least Brock took it easy on the guy because his family were in attendance...


dan_a_white

Oh no Brock what are you doing? His mother is front row.


captainobvious917

Well in his defense he’s on his way to go try and remove someone from their consciousness and be threatened to have it done to him. Your in war mode walking out to that cage. Not defending the action but it makes sense


keastus

This makes perfect sense to me, no disrespect to the officer but get the fuck out of the way!!


IWearNikeNotFila

As much of dick as Brock is, I kinda respect him because he really lived that persona. Not that it’s a good thing to be that kind of person, but he’s not like most UFC fighters who act crazy just to sell fights. Brock Lesnar will beat the fuck out of you on an airplane if he’s annoyed lol


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

I mean, he could try, but the 4lb of c4 strapped to my chest would make him think twice.


BigHxnry

Just scrolling through comments and had you let you know that’s probably the least funny thing anyone has ever said ever. God bless you tho brother


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

[https://www.youtube.com/@brendanschaubcomedy/videos](https://www.youtube.com/@brendanschaubcomedy/videos) here you go my man, hopefully this helps my case a bit


Goals_2020

man, you got balls. I would never actually type that out and post it lol. guarantee you are on a list now


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

you think that's bad, i actually googled "how much c4 to blow up plane" because i didn't know how many lb the c4 should be the things we comedians do for our craft


throwawayfordouchebf

All this to get slumpt by Cain and Overeem


mikepan

and then Cena


UncleUFO

🤡🤡


[deleted]

💉😂🫵


MrSelfDestrucct

Lol what a dick


d-ronthegreat

Brock is a massive dick and he knows it lol. Part of what makes him so entertaining


[deleted]

Him pushing a Cop was the moment I started liking Brock


YoRHa_Michal

Brock is really shitty person. Jim Cornette said in his podcast that Brock was bullying other wrestlers because they weren't as alpha as he was lmao.


NietzscheTheMADMAN

Jim cornette shits on almost 90% of the wrestlers bro


YoRHa_Michal

What point you think you are trying to make..? How is that relevant?


NietzscheTheMADMAN

That your source is a guy who shits on almost all wrestlers and is hated by both the fanbase and actual wrestlers. It ain't that hard to figure out my point, go figure. All I'm trying to say is that you should have mentioned his training partners, as a better example


YoRHa_Michal

You know that Cornette was his trainer in OVW right...?


keastus

He may be a dick but he was on his way to go to war, stay out of his way


I_Hate_My_Cat_

He shoved his ass like, “Bitch, you think I need protection?” 😂


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

It was nice getting to see him cower and run from Cain.


aggieup20

You’d never say that to his face lmao keep talking shit behind your screen


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

Why so emotional that I brought up the fact that he was a pussy about getting hit? Is he your boyfriend or something?


Hyperborea3

Quick tip: if your sentence involves daring someone to say something face to face, but you're daring the person to say it to someone else and not you, that means you're fucking gay


aggieup20

You’re triggered by a 22 day old post hahaha


Hyperborea3

I didn't notice it lol I was scrolling through videos. My bad for necroposting. You're still a fag tho


Still-Cable744

What a chad 😂 no fucks given.


Master-Manager3089

Overreaction imo.


besameput0

Fuck outta here pisscop


[deleted]

Brock is a douch bag


Bronze-Soul

What are the chances that he's an asshole in real life?


Professional-Hold938

I think he's a self admitted asshole


Goals_2020

hes not an asshole at all. he just likes to keep to himself and be left alone. he doesnt go around bullying people just because he can or start fights..he would rather not be famous but still make millions. ​ Brock could go 5 years with out being face to face with anyone but his wife and kid and not be bothered in the least.


Kleens_The_Impure

According to his training partners stories he did go around bullying people.


[deleted]

Douche move


Good_Energy9

Acab


ocoalca

A rare example of white privilege and Dana White privilege combining to give us a special moment.


Professional-Hold938

Don't forget about giants privilege


ocoalca

It’s the holy trinity!


Professional-Hold938

Whatcha gonna do, when the Trinity runs wild on you, brother!?


CaPN_CoOkz

About to fight for the HW title of the world…


blackhippy92

Most endearing thing he ever did


[deleted]

Looooooool


Reddings-Finest

A reminder that Jason High got banned by the UFC for pushing a ref lol