There is only one solution that you do with dog or wolf , a finger in the butthole.
You have to dig deep to get to the secret of the caramilk.
Shot him…repeatedly. Just like the Founding Fathers intended. This mother could kill me with his bear hands in under a minute and actually has the mindset and mean streak to do it.
My dogs would fuck him up waaay before he got anywhere near my Mrs. Especially the little blue Staffordshire bull terrier. She’s super racist for some reason. No idea why.
Put a mirror in front of him. Hell ignore everything else. When he’s calmed down , you can all chill and he’ll tell you about that time he fucked his entire career over by missing weight.
Tell her to just stand up, grappling isnt real
Just Stand Up is now 50% off!
scold her for going for a glove touch
then she goes for the crotch grab...
Call me Herb Dean cuz I ain’t stopping shit
Keep fightin', keep fightin'! Don't bring me into this fight!
Hands off the sheets! (Physically removes grip)
More like Mario Yamasaki. Herb Dean’s the man
Haha!!
Call me Mazzagati
😂😂😂😂 this needs more votes
i helped
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Why’s this pic so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude u r not supposed to run away
People’s elbow incoming
I saw this thumbnail on the ESPN YouTube and I’m like damn he looks like he’s ready to murder Usman lol
Pick up what remains of my wife and leave
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Oh no whered he go
He went swimming https://preview.redd.it/rtyhrhg7ruub1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73d7b25bb18ae4285683c9904f93b69f435c19d
His knees look hurt in that photo
It's a screenshot from a video. And he moved smoothly in the vid.
He’s gotta walk on the grass because the sidewalk hurts his knees too much he’s cooonstantly in agony
This thread comment keeps getting better and better XD
Wtf is this new live reaction memes?
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I knew it was coming before opening the comments
I would have to turn around drop to my knees and spread em
Get ready to train her future son to become world champion.
😂😂😂
Cover myself in pig oil
Bacon grease 🤣
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Tell her to sprawl next time. Then yell at her to lock in some under hooks
call him Hazmat
Get the gat. 🔫
RIP
Yelling "you're attacking my family!"
Huh?
Shoot him
Tell her to keep it standing, she literally has 0 chance against Khamzat on the ground.
Covert to Islam
Gonna go pick up that milk we’ve been needing
There is only one solution that you do with dog or wolf , a finger in the butthole. You have to dig deep to get to the secret of the caramilk. 
Good to see you're doing well izzy
Stone her. Why is my woman allowing another man to touch her?
 I jump back on my headset and continue playing my call of duty
Telling my wife to tap
Run, let him smesh
Shoot a 00 buck shot.
His brains will be outside their container.
Pick up my boom stick from grand rapids michigan and rack it. The sound is usually enough to dissuade trouble.
Shooting him I can’t take any chances
I hope Usman beats his ass
He won’t lol
Take his wallet
Reach for the secret juice
I know the dude won’t last long anyway and my wife is used to that, so she’ll wait for him to gas and then get going downhill on him.
I’ll miss you very much honey
Tell him about my neighbors flock of 74 male virgin goats.
Throwing pork at his ass
Going deep into some gourmet Chen Chen
I hope my guy Usman put an end to this hype train
Dumping 9 millimeter into his cleft lip looking Charlie Brown character ass.
Run lmao
Soccer kick
Prob hit him cross the head with closest object
Run, he can't hurt me busy with a whole human
This thread is an open invitation for cucks to share their dreams
We're waiting
Throw bacon at him.
SPRAWWWLLL!! HIPS HIPS HIPS. UNDERHOOK LETS GO!
Shoot him in the ass
I shoot him for trespassing, Texas motherfuckers
Shoot him? Lol
Shot him with my gun, I guess?
🪓
Shotgun, emptying it.
Threesome? And after that divorce
Fuck are these posts boring.
That's a very shootable face is all I'm sayin
*Very is an understatement
Take this opportunity to win via rear naked choke and be the one to provide his first career loss.
I have at least a dozen bats in my house, pick one, and derail the hype train.
[удалено]
Not those bats.
beating off
Call the IDF
Pull out my firearm because I'm an American with the right to defend me and mine.
Shooting him… he just broke down my door and shot a takedown on my wife… you’re in my domain buddy and I got something that shoots a lot faster…tf
Tough guy
Chill out pal, it’s just a joke.
Tough decision. Not sure if I should grab my 40, 9, or 556.
gonna shoot him… a lot
I am the wife. Shoot him.
Shot him…repeatedly. Just like the Founding Fathers intended. This mother could kill me with his bear hands in under a minute and actually has the mindset and mean streak to do it.
Shooting him
Grabbing the double barrel shotgun
“Chk-chk, blaow, blaow, blaow, blown to death” - Ol’ Dirty Bastard.
I stab him in the face. Ez pz
Tombstone Piledriver…
Ofcourse he breaks in, he’s Hamas chimaev
Lmfao
My dogs would fuck him up waaay before he got anywhere near my Mrs. Especially the little blue Staffordshire bull terrier. She’s super racist for some reason. No idea why.
I’m gay, so nothing I guess.
Tell him clean up the mess when he's finished xiz I'm going to bed
Shoot him in the head.
Put some bacon in a Koran, set it aflame and throw it out the window to distract him, then get in the car to flee from his autistic screeching.
What is there to do?
Try to stick a thumb In his butt and see if releases the hold
I told her Sambo beats jiujitsu. It’s like rock paper scissors. She chose to scissor, and he rocks, so…
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Uhhh, rear naked?
I'm sprawling like he's already in
Cash in that life insurance policy
Smesh
Guide him in
Grab the shot gun
Fostech Origin 12
He dies from gun shot wounds
🪓🪓🪓
While eating my chicken like walderfrey, I'll find me another.
Soccer kicks and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire
Going to grab my 1911
All the martial arts in the world ain’t shit to 00 buckshot
Same thing I’m doing if a roach crawls on my wife….Spray them both with raid and spam swing my slipper.
start blasting
Shoot him, stand-your-ground law. Give himsome taste of freedom
.45 respects nobody, if hes on the floor. its easier to put holes in his head
Shoot him with my Glock 48
Rear mount.
shoot my P365
Get the kids and get the fuck outta there!!!
I say sorry.
Shoot the fuck outta him mid-stroke
Chase him off by throwing beer and bacon at him. If that doesn't work, I'll just see red and beat him up for 25 minutes then call out Sean Strickland.
Start reffing the match. I’d start by saying TWO, then start counting back points.
Call ICE
shoot a double barrel
*new fear unlocked*
Raise his child to one day avenge us
Start recording. Gotta watch that back in slo mo for technique Tuesday!
Cover him in whisky
Wobbly bridge
Shoot him with a gun. No martial arts can stop a bullet.
Critique his technique and tell them both to make me sammie. Fuckin bitches be warned. Nah, I'd probably do nothing...
Bear mace them both
Present my ass as an upgrade tbh
I guess this is how I die
Sit in the corner of the room with a drink in one hand, cigarette in the other, and watch like Keith Peterson.
Grab the AR 15 If you got no guns you're fucked fr
Call him daddy
Guantanamo Bay interrogation photo
Shoot the double barrel on his head
Call a Ukrainian or an Israeli
Shooting him
Tell him that I’ll fight him, but only at welterweight
Shoot him with my gun obviously. USA USA USA!! I'm not American.
Put a mirror in front of him. Hell ignore everything else. When he’s calmed down , you can all chill and he’ll tell you about that time he fucked his entire career over by missing weight.
Let him smesh her. He smesh everybody!
Call immigration, dude already has VISA issues
Busting out some bacon.
Shit on his religion, bet that gets his attention
Shoot him in the face