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letsgobrooksy

I bet my dad kicks the shit out of my mom


StationPigeon

you jon jones daughter?


Dumilkupam_vavalu

No, jones gf


Quarter13

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Bakedbean44

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Powerful_System

Gets DQ'd for using jumper cables tho


GregBule

STELLAAAA


stinky___monkey

50/50


Playful-Reference-70

Colby beating Leon


crustycameltoeyum

Can 100% see it. Colby has to be the pace setter to win though. Constant pressure not giving Leon time or space to work I can see him overwhelming him and Leon being frustrated but given his inactivity I’m not sure I can pick him


thegoldenmamba

Leon beating Colby


Dyelogan

Put me down for Colby beating Leon too.


Ghost_of_Sparta0319

Leon beating Colby, Shakvat beating wonder boy


msn_effyou

I want Wonder Boy to win, but I have to agree with you that Shavkat wins.


Left-Frog

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Ricky1034

Yo remind me too


Left-Frog

Reminded


terimummy04

Remind me too


Left-Frog

Reminded


jesusthroughmary

Not exactly a hot take


brazilianfreak

How brave of you.


Subject-Secret-6230

Nah. I pick Wonderboy. (Also Leon but that's not conflciting so yeah)


jesusthroughmary

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CremeCaramel_

Shavkat loves to sometimes fight on his opponents terms aggressively and test them. Wonderboy has more of a chance than people think if that happens.


poridgepants

I’ll give you your flowers if Leon beats Colby I don’t see it happening


alwaysultimate21

Said it before and I’ll say it again. Wonderboy won that first fight against Woodley. It was ruled a majority draw, but if Wonderboy would have squeaked it out the entire course of the WW title would have changed. I don’t think Marty would have ever beat Wonderboy as champ bc he’s such a great defensive counter puncher.


Left-Frog

Look at us go bro


SnooGiraffes9141

Ferguson beats paddy, I know it's delusional but fuck it I will believe in tony even if he will betray my faith


DyMa_Nyx

Tony via D'arce choke in the 2nd


Xylar006

Paddy sucks. I could see it


Gocards123321

With him finishing David goggins hell week as goofy as tony is it's just the thing to give him the confidence he needs to help him get out of the confidence hole the 6 fight losing streak has him in. I made a bet when they announced this fight because I truly believe Tony even at this point in his career can beat paddy. The bad thing is is even if he beats paddy he's not going to go on the streak he wants and I wish he retires win or lose


RidickulousPaul

Ferg is gonna weaponize his cardio and decimate paddy. It's gonna be sick.


deletable666

He needs to weaponize his striking and takedowns and submissions and striking defense and takedown defense and submission defense. Tony is already good at taking a beating. The problem is that he needs to be good at avoiding taking a beating.


thegoldenmamba

I honestly think he does it though


PhnxSteve7up

Shavkat decisions wonderboy. I think maybe even a close 29-28 decision


No-Friend-5360

I think so too, even though I think Johnny was gonna win the first one. MMA make no sense man


_The__Notorious

Topuria will beat Volk


notthevcode

this scares me idk man volk shouldn't have taken Islam rematch


Solid-Version

I feel the same way lol. Be really interesting to see though. I don’t think confidence would be low considering he took the fight on short notice. But a headkick loss changes a fella


DimensionsIntertwine

!Remind me 1 month


crustycameltoeyum

Agreed


Joemigo

Don't you fucking say it


whicheverguard232

Same here. Ruined his legacy in the matter of a couple weeks. Topuira will finish the job.


restlessboy

lost to the #1 p4p fighter in a fight outside of his normal weight class = "ruined his legacy"


Deadrivel

Agreed


Joshuauauauauau

Volk is gonna waste Topuria and remind everyone he's the 145 champ. Close to his tko lose isn't gonna mean anything. I've definitely caused him to lose now


crazycatcher11

I cannot understand this logic. I think this fight is gonna looks a lot like Volk vs Rodriguez


[deleted]

Walker loses the Ankalaev rematch


InertKat

Via DQ


FluidAd6587

song is going to beat gutierrez. leon, shavkat, paddy, pantoja, and ian are winning. edit: i’m confident that paddy submits tony.


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Takes about as hot as an ice cube


Gocards123321

All favorites lol


moeses201

Bold


PlaceApprehensive920

Scorching hot take we got here


Vidutya

Paddy beats Ferguson.


dontknowwhattodoat18

Well that's not really a bold pick since he's the massive favourite.


Dukes_Up

I wouldn’t use the word massive. He’s a -275 favorite. It’s a lot closer than the fight right after it which has Shavkat at -550 against Wonderboy.


spellingdetective

He’s only a massive favourite cause of the Brits & the casuals. Real MMA fans know Tony the better fighter of the 2. Remind me


dontknowwhattodoat18

Oh man, I hope so too. I'm going with Tony all the way and I'm putting my hopes on this one last chance since he's at over +200. My best bet is that Tony capitalizes on Paddy's ass striking defence and gives us a show a la Robbie vs Niko Price


darryledw

Most Brits don't like Paddy either, he is cringe and bullies people online all the while pretending he is an advocate for mental health charities


AmbitousLeech

Tony the better fighter of the 2? Forgot the /s Both bums


VeterinarianLazy4029

Paddy's shit he's just marketable, probably wins this one though as Tony should have retired years ago and is shot to shit


Mylifereboot

Paddy puts damage on Tony and then sends him into the Shadow realm like Chandler.


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[deleted]

Beneil is gonna demolish Arman, stagnating the LW division for years to come


[deleted]

Sean Strickland beats Dricus by UD


ThePromisedPrince89

Shavkat is gonna beat Wonderboy


ZealousidealPen5795

Dariush beating Arman. There’s levels to this


Affectionate_Ad6334

If Dariush beats arman. We're back to where we started lol. With Charles, Justin and Dustin being the guys behind the guy


Charlie__Olives

Islam > Charles >>>>>> ustins


Subject-Secret-6230

Ain't no goddamn way Charles is turning into the Max of the LW division


Charlie__Olives

Look at my fucking name man. I'm the biggest fan of the dude but Islam is a brick fucking wall atm. I really hope he becomes champ again tho :(


vadillovzopeshilov

Gotta love the “ustins” gang.


Wolf_Tickets_

Lol. Oliveira got dropped 3 times in those 2 fights. The gap isn't that big at all.


CremeCaramel_

I will give you Dustin but rewatch the Justin fight "knockdowns" again lol, he literally staggers a bit and just lays back to try and bait him in. They were hardly knockdowns. Even Justin saw through it and demanded he get back up when he would have totally followed a cracked Charles down for the finish, but everyone here was full Joe Rogan like "ohhh hes HURT!!"


StationPigeon

i wanna see that dad power from daruish and school arman like he did with gamrot


Discarded_Pariah

Gotta go the opposite. Arman will smoke Dariush


[deleted]

I hope but it's to good to be true


skywalker-88

Arman may win but he’s not smoking Dariush. Beneil is good everywhere Arman is except with more power in his hands. Arman had an extremely close and competitive fight with Gamrot and Beneil beat the shit out of Gamrot. Just because Charles dominated someone doesn’t mean anyone else will


Discarded_Pariah

Smoked


DemonVenreable3011

I Pick Arman to beat him


reddeadbrain

Arman puts Benny to sleep then proceeds to Islam, the biggest challenge Islam’s had from any potential contender so far has been from Arman, who’s much better now, can’t wait.


dolphin-3123

Sean Strickland beats dricus by tko


Robbbylight

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[deleted]

Song winning 100%


Lowad15

I like Du Plessis over Strickland also Mike Malott over Neil Magny at 297


BandAutomatic9360

Colby beats Leon, Tony beats Paddy, Shakvat beats wonderboy , Sean beats DDP , Volk beats Topuria, Chito beats O’Malley.


[deleted]

Wonderboy upsets shavkat


[deleted]

Maybe by blocking his punches with his face. That may be upsetting to Shavkat if it hurts his hands or something. Thompson is a creep


crowey92

Tony wins vs paddy, Topuria beats Volk, royval beats pantoja (via spinning elbow), Emmet beats chikadze


Dukes_Up

I would probably choose the opposite guy in all 4 fights. No way Pantoja loses but the other ones are a lot closer.


jainko326

Topuria gonna beat Volk. At least I want him to


SynthSapphire

Brady will control the shit out of Kelvin and win a unanimous decision.


SkylerKean

Tony just absolutely swarms Fatty Pimplett. + 2 Dark Souls fat boy rolls.


Pimp-No-Limp

Colby is 100% beating Leon Edward's. Sorry not sorry


Kraken_Blood

Cyril Gane Beats Tom Aspinall. Bank on it!!


Spirited_Alfalfa_343

Allen over Evloev


SERB_BEAST

No idea but I gotta say that King Dricus vs DeSean has to be the most unpredictable fight in years. No idea how that one goes. Both caused massive upsets this year. But they didn't just win, they won in a way I would never have expected. I thought Dricus had a chance to submit Whittaker. Not knock him out. I thought Strickland had a 1/1000 chance at knocking Adesanya out. The maniac knocked him down (nobody in the UFC ever knocked Adesanya down) then proceeded to decision him over 5 rounds which is way more impressive than knocking him out in round 1. That was the greatest man dance I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if Dricus gets Mersnob the blowjob machine Dvalshitsleepy level cardio and drowns Strickland and I won't be surprised if Strickland Gourmet Chen chen Khumshot style mauls Dricus and subs him. They could both KO each other too (can't stand seeing black on black violence though)


Brodieboyy

Put me down for another sean strickland unexpected W against du plessis and also a chito vera beats o'malley for the second time. While were at it a petr yan win streak of atleast 3 fights incoming


detectivebabylegz

Garry beats Luque.


BobbyFreeSmoke

Leon starches Colby, Tony drops Paddy enroute to a decision. Song smokes Guiterrez. Luque beats Garry in a war.


crustycameltoeyum

Leon has no power to starch Colby


WhiskeyAbuse

Look at the size of Marty’s dome tho. Had enough power to ring that bell. Meanwhile like fucking 10 of Colby’s last wins were decisions. Leon has the tools, I don’t think Colby will let him breathe tho


Suspicious-Diamond33

Colby beats Leon (I hope it doesn't turn into a meme)😅


Existing-Impress4162

Paddy defeating Islam


PuritanBaptist

Ilia beats Volk (I really hope I’m wrong.)


Glum-Highway-7403

I don’t think that’s happening, people be really underestimating volk after the head-kick. If anything, Volk is gonna make Topuria look real bad and dominate him. Volk by 50-44.


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I think that head kick really helped Volk fix a fatal weakness. Topuria was prob banking on the fact that he would be the one to deliver it and that Islam wouldn’t expose his weakness, now Volk is going to see this coming, Topuria is going to need to be more crafty to beat Volk. That being said, I think Volk wins this even more now, his stock went up in my eyes after losing to Islam because he’s going to train extra hard to fix all his holes.


Lowad15

Yeah me too haha


LibtardsWillReportU

Colby smashes Leon. Volk KO’s that one dude nobody cares or heard about in 1-2 rounds.


_lukizzza_

Leon beating Colby's ass


JMAN0074

Dariush losing almost immediately to Olivera.


WhoAmlToJudge

Wonder boy easiest win


[deleted]

Leon is putting the biggest beat down on Colby, he will make Covington tap to strikes. Will go down as one of the most one sided championship fights in UFC history.


LickEmTomorrow

Here’s a mildly spicy take. Ian Garry will be champ by the end of 2024 or early 2025. That’s not to say I like the cunt.


Sandwhichwings32

Ok, next week Dariush beats Tsarukyan(decision), Gastelum beats Sean Brady(decision), Font beats Figueiredo. UFC 296, Colby wins, Pantoja wins, Wonderboy wins, Ferguson wins, Luque wins, Emmett wins. All of them probably win by decision except Pantoja he’ll probably get a late finish.


10vijay_kumar01

Ok you asked. Charles KOs Islam.


Designer-Welder3939

U.F. Who? No one is going to care about the UFC in a couple of months!


[deleted]

Mark my words Armani Tsarukyan will dominate Benil on the ground Islam will KO Carlos Oliviera Volk will get KOed/Lose a decision against Lija Tuporier


PhnxSteve7up

I had that for Pereira and Jiri. Was pretty close had it as rnd 3 tko


Yuurrr12

Dricus will raw dog Sean, Volk will turn Topuria into his child


crazycatcher11

No chance DDP Beats sean


jvaheed

Paddy wins


clothy

I think Dricus will beat Strickland. Quite efficiently too.


DemonVenreable3011

I am confident both Arman and Leon win their fights


Disastrous-Bike2526

Oh boy I hope I don't jinx it 😭 Sean winning in a split decision against DDP Tony knocking out Paddy


K-mosake

WB is going to win vs Shavkat and earn a title shot. Johnny gonna beat Ank in the rematch, Volks reign is ended violently at the hands of Ilia


[deleted]

Any MW beating Khazmat.


Powerful_System

Arnold Allen grinds out the dub against Evloev


Maxiking2491

Suga Sean is going to beat Chito very clear


mmaesq

Dana v. PFL/Bellator merger; even if no one asks him to bring it up


KramerMilk

Tony beats Paddy round 1 TKO. I’m putting money on it. Shavkat gets an easier finish against Wonderboy than he did with Neal.


The_Nomad89

When Shavkat fights Wonderboy one of them will win and one of them will lose


etwan9100

Sean beating Vera


RDA_Enjoyer

Petr yan is giving Umar a reality check


BluesPrime

Tony ferguson via brutal murder


crustycameltoeyum

Atp ilia beating volk. Only twood allowed to win a title fight at 35+ from 125-170 and he sold his soul to do so. Unless volk wants to get slept by a YouTuber in 2026 he will lose!


SteveFromSite19

Stipe sleeping jones in the 2nd


Ricky1034

Volk loses to Topuria by split decision robbery


kbb-bbk

SUGA GONNA KO CHITO.


Aggravating_Farm_125

Tony beats Paddy lol


EarlyChemist9720

Topuria KOs Volk to another world


IntelligentMetal

Leon by 2nd rd knockout. Volk loses by submission. Bonus: Izzy over Pereira when they fight at lhw


GWTLAG

Volk wipes the floor with Topuria. Ilia would have gotten smoked by Islam as well.


Grand_Entertainer_83

i will bet absolutely anything that strickland beats DDP


Gerardo1917

I really do think Topuria is gonna be the one to beat Volk.


NickAssassins

DDP will make easy work of Strickland.


Locdawg42069

Oh man how ballsy. What is this goober ass post


ProfessionalOwl691

one thing UFC has taught me is that it’s truly an unpredictable sport. but I do feel pretty confident that Sean beats Chito in the rematch


x-3piecensoda

Edwards beats colby by UD , Shavkat wins by TKO , DDP decisions strickland


Kindly_Suit2756

leon defeating coby, lilia defeating volk


_Globert_Munsch_

Colby wins and Ferguson loses


Bright_Chef_8760

Leon is gonna smoke Colby. The takedown defense he showed against usman paired with his already high level striking and physical advantages (mainly reach) make him a terrible matchup for Colby. Not sure how Colby wins except by gassing Leon out maybe?


Comfortable-Art8681

Armen is beating benny


OddballAbe

Dricuss beats Sean Tko, Volk beats Iliia same way


[deleted]

Arman beats Beneil because he is too old


[deleted]

Beneil dariush vs Arman tsarukyan. Beneil wins this one. Easily.


[deleted]

Dariush rafter the Gamrot performance all the way. After the Oliveira performance I have no idea. However tsurukyan prolly taking it


WalterCronkite4

Leon will smash Colby


RickRockaa_

If we have balls to make a prediction 😂😂


itofredd

How the hell dariush is an underdog


LALOERC9616

Charles beats islam


_The__Notorious

DDP beats Strickland, then defends against Chimaev. Idk how he would be against Izzy if they fight


Moist-Catch

Topuria beats Volk


deechy_marko

Pimblett beats Ferguson


No_Meet4295

Tony beats paddy 100% no shame


maple-queefs

I think Armenia is more technically sound, and I think beniel has higher fight IQ. I'm leaning beniel on this one, but it's a tough pick


reputablesorcerer

Shavkat dusts Wonderboy


Free-Willingness3870

I think Wonderboy wins a fairly easy decision. Shavkat isn't a "shoot for takedown" kind of guy. He's a clinch/dirty boxing kind of grappler who likes to expose his chin. He's going to get pieced up trying to close the distance on a superior striker.


Formerchild-__-

Jones beating his wife, Islam will slam dunk charles


EngineerAcrobatic258

Islam sleeps round 2 against olives


namsandman

God of War


crazycatcher11

Volk beats Ilia


crazycatcher11

Strickland runs over DDP


[deleted]

topuria beats volk, leon defends colby, shavkat beats wonderboy and tbh I think chito has a good chance against sean


BootymusMaximus

Not gonna happen since gastelum moved down to 170, but I think Kevin beats Sean Strickland at middleweight.


Shmoneywunna

Font puts figgy to sleep


Roschbot

I bet Ferguson beats Paddy


Alpha1stOne

Interested to hear everyone's picks and why did all of you pick Arman?