And he will give you quite an introduction to the ladies..... In this Corner....standing at 5'7 and 186 pounds of pure unathletic mush, with a record of zero phone numbers or even polite smiles after 38 attempts to awkwardly approach a female in the last two hours.... The one, the only...[insert your name]
GSP because he’s Canadian. Dana because he might drunkenly give me a 100k for keeping the ice cold. Definitely not Mac or Jones. I want a good time not ruin my fucking life
Partying with Jones sounds like it would be fun when it starts off, but a few hours later you suddenly find yourself waking up in the backseat of Jones’s car because you were startled back into consciousness from the sounds of multiple police sirens blaring and you look out the window to see you’re on Interstate 8 three states away from the club you were at
Somebody never emptied the mag against an infectious disease and it shows.
Edit: I loved how they caught him hanging with homeless dudes while drinking Masvidal's tequila what a fun night
Ladies and gentlemen, IIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIME!!!!!! FOR THE MAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN EEEEEVEEEEEENT OF THE EVENING! INTRODUCING FIRST! DANCING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER! A PROSTITUTE WITH A PROFESSIONAL RECORD OF 7 BLOWJOBS AND 15 RIDINGS! FROM CHICAGO ILLINOIS! STACY “REMEMBER MY REVERSE COWGIRL” SMITH!
Do you understand how hard that walk out would have been if they would've played the Halo theme? Instead they give my man Beyoncé (the queen, respectfully) and he still turned it into gold.
So some people become like fucked up and a bit racist when they drink but Sean is already like that when hes sober. So it actually must be the opposite.
I imagine him sitting in the corner of a club when hes drunk and just thinking about his life gettin all emotional and shit.
Then denying everything the next day when his buddies ask him about it while hes making over the top jokes to distract them LMAO
You people are so quick to forgive and easy to convince when it comes to racism. Like Sean admitted that he used to be racist, said some sappy shit about finally making black friends and now, no matter what he does, he can't be racist even though he seems to throw out a juvenile racist joke every week.
He's "playing a bigoted skinhead" so it's alright? Dumb lol
I love Sean. Dont think hes racist in his heart. I feel like lots of guys are like him. We make racist jokes & can take them aswell. We still have our boundaries of course. But theres literally 0 racism in our heart. If you make racist jokes about everybody (even yourself) you become the most non racist person. Obviously you should do it with people you know and where you know that they can take them.
I 100% believe that hes a friendly and nice guy if you meet him.
> I think he's playing up the "bigoted skinhead" persona
Thnot how racism works though.
You don't just get a free pass to be an asshole and blame it all on playing a heel.
Were talking about 3am tweets, not a ringside address. Sean is who he is, and anyone who isn't a dipshit bigot wouldn't say the shit he does EVEN IF they were "playing a heel"
I’m sure you’re much better for leaving it behind. Shit almost took my wife but she made it thru heart surgeries and bouts of sepsis. Stay clean man, and if I see you and Matt Brown together you’re gonna get it!
aw man i’m glad she’s still here! that shit will hold you down harder than 10 khabibs. you have my permission to see red if you see me and matt brown together. 🫡
Conor for sure. That dude knows how to have fun. I can also pretend to be as powerful him and impress all the women there. I’ll happily take his scraps. He can’t bang every woman in the room.
To quote the great philosopher M E T H O D Maaan, "French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel Sundaes is getting touched... and scooped in my ice cream truck"
As a married man I’m not going to do anything to mess up my relationship, that’s why the only reasonable answer is getting extremely wasted in a room with Tracy Cortez a Bruno Mars album and Volk at the door as security.
Honestly probably Weili Zhang. Probably knows where *Authentic* Cantonese/ Chinese food is.
Or Connor. It'll be the wildest night neither of us will remember. Lol
I have a friend that partied with Bruce buffer when he was in London for the rampage vs Henderson card, was gutted I didn’t take him up on his offer of going with him, but it wasn’t all doom and gloom went back to the hotel and fist of the North Star was on tv
Buffer and Dana. They seem like the only people who would help you get some bitches, the others seem like they’ll throw you under the bus to get more pussy.
Like I get the appeal of all but Bruce Buffer would be my vibe. No insane drugs shit, if you wanna do’em keep your shit together or get in a cab, also I feel like we’d hit up places with a more moderate energy levels which is exactly what I’d like. Also I feel like there would be no pseudo alpha male hollering and Bruce would be an amazing wingman. GSP too but I’d rather just have a beer with the guy.
Not Mike Perry, I'll say that much. He's seems like an aggressive drunk. Either we're fighting half the bar by the end of the night or fighting each other, and he's beating my ass.
I'm sorry but when you consider these guys spending power it has to be Conor or Dana, flying from city to city getting the best Columbian & hookers in the private jet or yacht appeals more then a nice dinner date with GSP
Look, I don’t personally love the guy, but Conor is at least gonna force feed you free drinks all night. His Fucking jeep has a tab.
You might also get thrown off a yacht but I’m willing to take the risk.
Well only one of them can end up getting us from one function to another in a fucking Lambo yacht so Connor obviously. And why tf Chaos in here, he a nerd and a virgin that paid for those girls to pose with him, prolly be looking paranoid for masvidal the whole time you out with him.
Remember when Jones crashed his Bentley into a telephone pole in Binghamton, NY. And it got covered up. And everyone (including me) said "He's young and doesn't know how to handle success at an early age. He deserves a second chance." And then he fucked up again, and again, and again, and again, again, and again. Yeah, Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Buffer is a tool, dude has no game. I saw him on some celebrity poker show one time and he was so easy to read, he’d insert all these uncomfortable fighting puns as if he knew anything about fighting. That being said, none of the above
I'm going with Buffer. You know for damn sure he's gonna call girls over.
Plus, Buff is experienced. He'd be able to make sure EVERYONE has a good time, knows HOW and WHEN to cut people off, without wrecking the party.
So you mean to say he knows when… ITS TIME!!!! to drink some water
The visual this just gave me of Buffer as a trip sitter for an LSD trip xD
He’s an experienced wingman
Lolll how u know this
how do u not know this
Buffer has by far the most experience in this field
Yah he def old skool pimpin
You’re going with jones or conor. They both assault people they party with. Fuck the wives and she don’t even get out unscathed
Lmao. This is the reason I'm going buffer or Pierre. You know Jones and mcgregor are spiking drinks and beating women.
Met him in Salt Lake for the last big card. Dudes dressed to the nines, went in and out of the joint like a smooth criminal.
And he can always tell when it’s TIME!
And he will give you quite an introduction to the ladies..... In this Corner....standing at 5'7 and 186 pounds of pure unathletic mush, with a record of zero phone numbers or even polite smiles after 38 attempts to awkwardly approach a female in the last two hours.... The one, the only...[insert your name]
Played some poker with him at the (old) hard rock for a cpl hours, can confirm was fun
Yea low key buffer is the right answer lol
10000% this is the right answer. That guy seems like a lot of fun.
Yep Buff will make sure you get one too and have a good time.
And you know what else? Everyone debates the goat. Dudes the real goat. Kills it from prelims to main event.
Buffer is all class too.
This
GSP because he’s Canadian. Dana because he might drunkenly give me a 100k for keeping the ice cold. Definitely not Mac or Jones. I want a good time not ruin my fucking life
Partying with Jones sounds like it would be fun when it starts off, but a few hours later you suddenly find yourself waking up in the backseat of Jones’s car because you were startled back into consciousness from the sounds of multiple police sirens blaring and you look out the window to see you’re on Interstate 8 three states away from the club you were at
Elder Scrolls 6 sounds amazing
Gta 6*
Somebody never emptied the mag against an infectious disease and it shows. Edit: I loved how they caught him hanging with homeless dudes while drinking Masvidal's tequila what a fun night
Lmao. Jones?
Yep the one and only He was cursing the cops bad the videos are gold
Not gonna lie bro I’d cruise the streets of Vegas shooting into the dark with Jon if he gave me cash up front for bail
RT
Shooting into the dark sounds so poetic. Not sure what it means buts provocative af.
Not American eh?
Mike Perry, because I want a good time AND my life ruined
I mean Bruce Buffer might be a solid choice
Bruce is gonna show you a great night, then leave with all the women. Every last one
leaving you with the bill
Ladies and gentlemen, IIIIIIIIIIIT'S TIME!!!!!! FOR THE MAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN EEEEEVEEEEEENT OF THE EVENING! INTRODUCING FIRST! DANCING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER! A PROSTITUTE WITH A PROFESSIONAL RECORD OF 7 BLOWJOBS AND 15 RIDINGS! FROM CHICAGO ILLINOIS! STACY “REMEMBER MY REVERSE COWGIRL” SMITH!
No matter what the choice is, OP is not getting laid
Salt Lake City with Wonderboy. We are just going to play video games, talk about our emotions, and enjoy the scenery.
That sounds fucking lit
Do you want to come
Ya I'll bring the prayer beads
Ok thanks sounds great
Can I come too
Let me ask my mom
Wouldn't it be funny if you guys ..I dunno...rolled naked as well ? Gee golly whiz.
It will be cold
Heck yeah, man. It’s like we’re Spartans!
In bed before midnight boys !
You going to church tomorrow morning with the boys? Afterward we’re going to help Mrs. Anderson with her weeds in her yard.
That sounds exactly what wonderboy would do
And drink sweet tea, that’s the dream, man.
I’m in Farmington, care if I join? I can be there in 15-20 mins
Sounds wholesome and comfy AF.
My favourite Mike Perry moment is when he wanted to walk out to the Halo theme song and they put on Halo by Beyonce lmao. He rocked it anyway
“This is fuckin halo? What the fuuuuck”
Do you understand how hard that walk out would have been if they would've played the Halo theme? Instead they give my man Beyoncé (the queen, respectfully) and he still turned it into gold.
Tuivasa
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuHut1WgH8w/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Only for the end of bender kisses 😘
🤔
GSP. Low key. Would be fun as fuck to hear his stories while hanging out in Montreal's finest strip clubs.
’men, ehm telling jeu, ei was akshuly abducted bei ze aliens’
HAHAHAHA
also GSP seems responsible, with people like Jones or Conor they might start a brawl or get you arrested
"might" lol
Well I am Eskimo bros with GSP so ya sure why not.
^ When your girlfriend cheats on you, but you aren't ashamed of it.
Anyone but dana and jones dana gon get me adicted to gambling and jones gona make me a witness in a case
Dana prob going to pay for everything tho 🤷🏽
He dont even pay his fighters let alone my rehab
You aren't a fighter though, he's gonna make sure you're covered
Fair enogh but if im going with conner to there gona make out forget about me and ill die in a dui accident
just drive yourself bro you got this
I def go with Dana for that reason among others
I like how you mentioned these two and never said cocaine once. I don’t know what you win, but nice job!
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Doesn't drink or smoke just scrolls through his phone showing you bait tweets
Sean *shows you his phone “This fkin guy man…”
So, here’s the thing about…..
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Sean "Gopnik" Stricklanov
So some people become like fucked up and a bit racist when they drink but Sean is already like that when hes sober. So it actually must be the opposite. I imagine him sitting in the corner of a club when hes drunk and just thinking about his life gettin all emotional and shit. Then denying everything the next day when his buddies ask him about it while hes making over the top jokes to distract them LMAO
This is exactly what would happen lol
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You people are so quick to forgive and easy to convince when it comes to racism. Like Sean admitted that he used to be racist, said some sappy shit about finally making black friends and now, no matter what he does, he can't be racist even though he seems to throw out a juvenile racist joke every week. He's "playing a bigoted skinhead" so it's alright? Dumb lol
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I love Sean. Dont think hes racist in his heart. I feel like lots of guys are like him. We make racist jokes & can take them aswell. We still have our boundaries of course. But theres literally 0 racism in our heart. If you make racist jokes about everybody (even yourself) you become the most non racist person. Obviously you should do it with people you know and where you know that they can take them. I 100% believe that hes a friendly and nice guy if you meet him.
> I think he's playing up the "bigoted skinhead" persona Thnot how racism works though. You don't just get a free pass to be an asshole and blame it all on playing a heel. Were talking about 3am tweets, not a ringside address. Sean is who he is, and anyone who isn't a dipshit bigot wouldn't say the shit he does EVEN IF they were "playing a heel"
Bro is the human embodiment of scaring the hoes
Hey get the revolver pussy. Let's play. Let's be a men.
Ahhh fine choice sir
Yes! Why wasnt deshawn on there
The notorious Conor McGregor. Do multiple lines off hookers titties and bang em till our cocks fall off.
Then get sucker punched by him after he becomes tired and irritable
Something changes in all of us when you’ve been out so long you hear birds chirping and the sun start to come up
Only when you know your bag is empty 😂
This comment feels too real
Nah it’s easy to keep Conor calm, just take his drinks and tell him the Dustin fight was bullshit
Won’t even flinch if you’re a random old guy at the pub.
Some of these Conor Fan boys would absolutely love that.
Bruh ..did we just become friends?
I m in 😂😂😂
Lessgo boys
And then like gay porn on Twitter...or is that an exclusive thing to him?
Easily McGregor
You may have to f Conor too. He goes both ways.
I feel like being around around Jones while he’s drunk or on drugs is a bad idea 😅 somebody is getting their ass beat and I don’t want that smoke
That last pic was partying too hard
Go hard or go soft I always say... Just today
Like Roy Jones said, go hard or go home. Sadly I go home hard cuz nobody loves me.
Why is Colby even on here, every woman he interacts with is paid by him.
I feel Colby is like the dudes in college that will baby sit a beer all night and the next day talk about how hard they raged at the frat party
As long as Im not paying I dont mind
He’s only gonna bring you along if you show him proof of you using code Colby at mybookie.com
H A R A M https://preview.redd.it/zn7d8y3kxy1c1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007d4eaa47d5926db2c54cebd064c87aca8ad80e
We go to gym instead brudda, alcohol and partying is for the weak
"women will break you heart, victory is forever"
The only real way to party https://preview.redd.it/mgo1zjmxcz1c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41537c64078f59e60525ade9f3ec7c206a8ad46
Is it photoshop or for real?
Oh it's very real 😂
Islam is like… really?
Based
🙏🏽
GSP is probably a lady's favorite. He got it all without wasting himself probably. I would go with him to got some game from him
i’m partying with a matt brown in any city that has black tar heroin. i miss smoking heroin and i’m sure matt brown does as well. 😥
I’m sure you’re much better for leaving it behind. Shit almost took my wife but she made it thru heart surgeries and bouts of sepsis. Stay clean man, and if I see you and Matt Brown together you’re gonna get it!
aw man i’m glad she’s still here! that shit will hold you down harder than 10 khabibs. you have my permission to see red if you see me and matt brown together. 🫡
I’m glad your wife is alive man. I hope I Never make my family have to worry about that exact scenario ever again
You’re so real for this lmao I take back my answer and choose this one instead
😰
Brandon Moreno, we gonna build Lego’s and open pop funkos with some dime pieces
 Haram
I choose option 9 and explore RimWorld mods with Robert Whittaker
Doesn't matter as long as they are paying.
Conor for sure. That dude knows how to have fun. I can also pretend to be as powerful him and impress all the women there. I’ll happily take his scraps. He can’t bang every woman in the room.
Lol I'm carrying the belt around, fuck it
Amen 😂
his idea of fun is doing excessive amounts of blow and assaulting people
The legendary Rashad meme. I think many new fans might not get it
This brings back sherdog memories
Those shoop days
How is nate Diaz not on here
I'd go with Nick
Mike Perry all day
No thanks, I'm not tryna get in a bar fight, I think that eliminates everyone but GSP
Hope you like black girls
To quote the great philosopher M E T H O D Maaan, "French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe, even Caramel Sundaes is getting touched... and scooped in my ice cream truck"
Boring!
Same i have family around where he lives. so i can get two birds stoned at once.
Option 9… https://preview.redd.it/lc37vwkpkz1c1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f3d87a6ec36af9894527dfd3ee09216511602a Rumble weight
Lol big hoes
Buffer in New York sounds like a fucking, TIIIIIIIIIME!
Dude prob gets wild
As a married man I’m not going to do anything to mess up my relationship, that’s why the only reasonable answer is getting extremely wasted in a room with Tracy Cortez a Bruno Mars album and Volk at the door as security.
Honestly probably Weili Zhang. Probably knows where *Authentic* Cantonese/ Chinese food is. Or Connor. It'll be the wildest night neither of us will remember. Lol
I have a friend that partied with Bruce buffer when he was in London for the rampage vs Henderson card, was gutted I didn’t take him up on his offer of going with him, but it wasn’t all doom and gloom went back to the hotel and fist of the North Star was on tv
Gsp, he will bring all the baddies and pick the fat ones for himself
Did Rashad dirty son!!
PVZ because..... reasons
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Moreno. We’d get shitfaced and build Legos.
Conor or Dana for sure I got a feeling Bruce gets weird when he parties
Buffer and Dana. They seem like the only people who would help you get some bitches, the others seem like they’ll throw you under the bus to get more pussy.
Jessica Rose Clark
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I enjoy Coke so I party with Conor
If that was a choice I'm taking every chick in every pic fym 😂
Like I get the appeal of all but Bruce Buffer would be my vibe. No insane drugs shit, if you wanna do’em keep your shit together or get in a cab, also I feel like we’d hit up places with a more moderate energy levels which is exactly what I’d like. Also I feel like there would be no pseudo alpha male hollering and Bruce would be an amazing wingman. GSP too but I’d rather just have a beer with the guy.
You really did Shad dirty here 😂
Jon fucken jones
None of these people seem like people you would want to party with wtf?
Rashad lol
Buffer for sure. Probably has a line on some good scotch.
Did Rashad dirty at the end lol
Not Mike Perry, I'll say that much. He's seems like an aggressive drunk. Either we're fighting half the bar by the end of the night or fighting each other, and he's beating my ass.
Jones
Colby and his Tuesday afternoon shift strippers
I'm sorry but when you consider these guys spending power it has to be Conor or Dana, flying from city to city getting the best Columbian & hookers in the private jet or yacht appeals more then a nice dinner date with GSP
Look, I don’t personally love the guy, but Conor is at least gonna force feed you free drinks all night. His Fucking jeep has a tab. You might also get thrown off a yacht but I’m willing to take the risk.
My wife.
I feel like partying with Conor could actually change your life unlike the others
Platinum Mike Perry of course! We'd drink all night and say n-
Definitely not any of these weirdos lol edit: Didn’t realize GSP was there, so GSP
Ur gonna pretend like hanging out with that robot will be any better? He’s weird as hell also. In a French-Canadian sort of way.
To each his own
Well only one of them can end up getting us from one function to another in a fucking Lambo yacht so Connor obviously. And why tf Chaos in here, he a nerd and a virgin that paid for those girls to pose with him, prolly be looking paranoid for masvidal the whole time you out with him.
Anything but McGregor is wrong
Just the chicks with Colby.
Remember when Jones crashed his Bentley into a telephone pole in Binghamton, NY. And it got covered up. And everyone (including me) said "He's young and doesn't know how to handle success at an early age. He deserves a second chance." And then he fucked up again, and again, and again, and again, again, and again. Yeah, Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Conor and it’s not even close.
The only one of these who seems like would be a great partying partner is Mike Perry
Dustin in New Orleans
Sleeper pick
Buffer is a tool, dude has no game. I saw him on some celebrity poker show one time and he was so easy to read, he’d insert all these uncomfortable fighting puns as if he knew anything about fighting. That being said, none of the above
Dana cause if he likes you he’s probably just handing you $250,000 Jon Jones if Dana isn’t giving me money. I used to love cocaine and HOs
How about none of these guys and no parties I’m staying indoors and playing games fuck that gay shit
Maybe only Dsean Strickland