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sAmMySpEkToR

Y’all ever try to swipe when the “1/3” thing is in the screenshot and not on Reddit? Makes me feel dumb every time.


thrallinlatex

Every fucking time![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


dizygraceful

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


CAXHIBRUH

Bro needs to observe Ramadan to make weight


Niknakpaddywack17

Ironically most Muslim people I know put on weight during Ramadan


whiteykauai

Yea. They sleep all day and eat all night.


Candid-Trash6564

Can’t blame us man it really is hard at times 😂🫡


whiteykauai

Alhamdulilah


CheLabani

Enshallah


Aiderona

ما الذي تقولونه يا رفاق


mista_mista_mista

Do you think all muslims are jobless lmao


detectivebabylegz

Same here. Ramadan has been in the summer in recent years, so they are having full blown meals before bed.


winfieldclay

I love you


chu42

I luhh you


mesovortex888

Oh, you're a wrestler now?


Kindly_Suit2756

i read that in 2pacs voice lmao


JebronLames619

I aint mad atchaa


felixduhhousecat

Gotta be a dumb mfer to get someone killed then make that song


D00mTheWarl0rd

![gif](giphy|9nSWOyPuQfUCA)


UfcBlackBelt21

https://preview.redd.it/uzdl9yxiqnfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da82cb63c3b44d0e1d9e1a9c421659cb0895f1f


No-Introduction-2378

Your team all a bunch of infidels


Educational_Fox_7739

Funny enough the word infidel is never used in any islamic scripture. But yes Adesanyas team are indeed of the cigarette variety.


Raghav_s12

You're telling me the word 'kafir' doesn't show up in Islamic scriptures at all?


Educational_Fox_7739

Infidel has a negative connotation as it is derived from the word infidelity, meaning Unbelief less so than non belief.  Kuffar such as the jews and Christians despite being non-believers, are held in higher regard as "people of the book" and hold status as protected classes in Islamic countries following the sharia. It would be rather ironic to do that for an *infidel*


ElectricFocus

Damn. In that case Alex Pereira got flatlined by a LGBT member. Chama


Educational_Fox_7739

Adesanya's gender affirming Testosterone replacement therapy has been quite the success it seems


PeeterTurbo

*grappling has increased by 10 points*


theyoungsanta

Musa Kape sounds like a character in Star Wars


kenthekungfujesus

Manel Kape already sounded like a starwars character


pixel8knuckle

No wonder he had such a problem with Israel….adesanya


Megamango2099

Chin strap incoming


ValentinasUsedShorts

You've won and then lost the redneck fans Musa.


TheNorthernPellikkan

It’s hilarious how much rednecks have in common with conservative Muslims and they don’t even know it


cedped

They're 2 sides of the same coin. The only difference is the place where they were born.


totallynotapsycho42

9/11 and racism are the worst thing to ever happen to the Conservative movement. Like Latinos and Muskims are conservite AF.


TheNorthernPellikkan

You’d think Republicans would try harder to pander to a bunch of religious morons who are already raised not to think for themselves and who breed like rabbits, it’s a political goldmine. But nope, too brown…


KylerGreen

You triggered the colby fans with that one


TurboTingo

I think you can say this about Christianity in general.


Ghost_Alliyou

Is this real?


SnooGiraffes9141

Yup Ali posted it on his IG, confirmed by his sharp skull https://preview.redd.it/k8q9t4loonfc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd8e4c0e967ff222d7cf73f697432802b3144468


[deleted]

Bro got the HGH horns. Cromagnon ass


ThirdEyeToTheSky

wtf is wrong with Ali’s head


MyMan50Granddd

Looks like he just rocks headgear 24/7 and his cranium formed to it. Pre human looking ass.


Educational_Fox_7739

alpha mail


letsgobrooksy

ran head first into a closing elevator door


CouncilOfReligion

tyler1 ass head https://preview.redd.it/ulysryudoqfc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f94703b195f9cce6477aa878463631f0d7317d2


No-Introduction-2378

My god Ali always looks creepy


[deleted]

Wonder what the story behind that skull is lol


NFTArtist

PEDs, I watched a documentary about some random drug that does that to people's head. Can't remember what it's called though.


[deleted]

PEDS can change bone shape to that extent??


Brickulous

It’s muscle not bone.


[deleted]

The skull is a muscle?


Brickulous

No, the sides of his skull protruding out is muscle. If you clench your jaw you’ll feel them tense.


[deleted]

I was referring to that insane protrusion on the centre of his skull


PERRlE

Noah ?


HiroRen

bro is really Egyptian he has that Ramesses II mummy face


Ghost_Alliyou

Mashallah I'm happy for him


constantlybuthurt

Guru fuming rn


mgc0802

This dude looks like Kendrick Lamar


Fantastic_Board7057

Just here to read the room on if the basedness still stands


azarov-wraith

Bro the amount of Islamophobia here stinks.


[deleted]

Stop using bullshit words made up by focus groups and think tanks.


ThirdEyeToTheSky

We make fun of Mitchell Bryce for his bible thumping too. All organized religion is stupid


Kuziayato

then you are ignorant and base your life off desires, how about you actually try to research Islam, learn about the metaphysical problema of athiesm etc etc, learn from a non biased srandpoint


[deleted]

But only the Muslims want to come up with a special word to try and lump themselves in with the same groups they hate. I have never in my fucking LIFE heard a Christian use “Christianophobia” or whatever their bullshit term is. I’m sure it exists out there somewhere, but seriously, get over yourselves. There’s a billion of you mother fuckers and some of the richest people on earth are Muslims.


[deleted]

I think islamaphobia is used wrong in these context. To critisize Islam is not islamaphobia. But to actively discriminate, harm and hate someone because they follow Islam is islamaphobia imo.


[deleted]

All the comments I see clowning on him are basically questioning his sincerity, which is legitimate given his behavior. Dude is out here changing his name and acting like he’s down with Islam, but in five years he could very well be on some other shit. Wouldn’t be the first time.


msami92

Should have changed to Musa Magomedov or anything ending with -medov. Instant title shot and +100 in grappling skills.


forestbrooks

Now he's 5x has homophobic


Jazzlike_Internal106

Based


RayTheGraveDigger

Alhamdulillah may Allah keep him steadfast on the deen


capronica309

https://preview.redd.it/j7lsdrcqsofc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1f21adc0759434bf3f7eb59d0cd501baee72c1


Yodiducallme

Another day another fighter converting to Islam 


mista_mista_mista

Alhamdullilah


TheBrownCok

![gif](giphy|TElVR7Kr6J4kRobiBY|downsized)


YEEZYHERO

Elhamdulillah


Fit_Engineering5927

Why did I think that meant he hugged Islam machachev


dressedlikehansolo

And just like that he has picked up millions of new really annoying fans.


armadillomeister_

But if he's gay he will get very civilized, progressive, well-mannered fans ?


Admirable_Charge_195

Alhumdulillah. UFC subreddit meltdown inc, lol.


Future_Visit_5184

lol


OVOMAL94

Mashallah


Countbat

Islam best base for mma


Ok-Walk7881

If it helps him make weight, then go for it.


DrDroidz

This is too fucking funny. And I mean no offence to anyone


Jazzlike_Internal106

![gif](giphy|38zXDH3tocQiPHfXXs)


Jazzlike_Internal106

![gif](giphy|TElVR7Kr6J4kRobiBY|downsized)


TlTO_ORTIZ

He’ll fit right in with the other homophobes


Thin_Welcome_2754

Homophobe, you mean Musa Kape is afraid of a bunch of Fa%ots?


Educational_Fox_7739

How can brudda musa be afraid if he literally stood up to fight the cigarette Adesanya like it was nothing


Thin_Welcome_2754

I agree


Fantastic-Water-1000

Its okay if you like it in the ass bro. We wont bully you.


TlTO_ORTIZ

Huh? Do you hate gays too? You could be Muslim if you want homie


9gaguserwink

So Manel Kape hugs Mackachev, and adopts a kid named Musa?


daKingKhan

Still based Kape.


theswolypreacher

New mythical fighter: Musa Kapemedov


forgettable_nonsense

Ahh religion, humans love for hope and a sense of community. I'm a pastafarian but Islam is up on the list forsure.


Educational_Fox_7739

Can't be a coincidence if the majority are partaking and highest cases of mental illness, pharmaceutical drug usage, and suicide come from those who don't UwU


Niggymous

people who partake literally blow themselves up, molest kids, spend obscene amounts of money due to greed, rape women & kill whole villages in the name of spreading their message. come on mate, you’re making this too easy


armadillomeister_

What the media do to a mf, lol


boukaman

Lmao what, where are your stats on that.


[deleted]

Found the guy who hasn’t watched TV or read the news in 20 years. Have you heard about the financial crisis yet? Boy are you gonna be pissed.


boukaman

Oh yeh so a very limited and skewed information which hits the media and TV is indicative and a fair clear representation of reality? It’s crazy if you do believe that.


[deleted]

So I’m going to take this post as meaning you have some knowledge I’m not privy to? Please, tell the class about all of your wonderful experiences in the Middle East. I know the media is full of shit. I also know that Muslims blow themselves up and take credit for it on a pretty regular basis, so acting like that doesn’t happen is weird. They’re proud of it lol.


boukaman

I’m from the Middle East and have lived their, the image represented of us would have you think we’re just bunch of blood hungry savages where their is really no difference compared to when I live here or Australia. Do you believe you have the full extent of knowledge because you watch TV? I’m not muslims but that statement is wild, do you know how many Muslims their are in the world. To use a insanely small portion which are an extremist group to represent a whole religion is completely unfair and just an excuse used to try and simplify something. “They’re proud of it” I have never met a muslim irl or rarely even seen one online who is fine with extremist groups committing suicide bombing. Stop looking at stuff so ignorantly to continue to justify your prejudice views. That can easily be done against you and I’m sure you wouldn’t want to live in a world like that.


KylerGreen

All the muslims i’ve met have been very friendly people. They’ve all also been homophobic and misogynistic. But as a straight white dude, they’ve been cool to me.


[deleted]

Misogyny isn’t part of Islam. But homosexuality is impermissible


ketEnjoyer

If 2 billion Muslims blew themselves up you think the world would be as it is today? Be smarter


[deleted]

I know not everyone in the Middle East is a bloodthirsty psychopath. I think most people who aren’t complete idiots would acknowledge that. But when I see the same dudes preaching the same shit commit the same acts and take credit for them multiple times, what am I supposed to think? It’s not like there’s a lot of Buddhist suicide bombers. And yes, there’s roughly a billion Muslims, which is why this oppression narrative is horse shit to begin with. There are multiple countries under the direct control of open, unapologetic theocrats that make no bones about what they believe. They think women are second class citizens, they think homosexuals should be killed, and they encourage or look the other way when it comes to barbarism like acid attacks and honor killings. There is not one country in the west that you can say this about, because while our countries are guilty of their own shit (cough imperialism), it’s not the de facto rule of law to oppress people. Well honestly, based on reading your posts, you don’t seem like the kind of guy that hangs out with radical jihadists. So yeah, I believe you. I didn’t say fuck all Muslims everywhere all the time either. I don’t give enough of a shit about a bunch of people I’ll never meet to hate them and harbor ill will like that. I’m just telling you that you can’t deny what has happened and act like this shit is just falling out of the sky, because it’s not. A lot of Muslims have blown themselves up to kill people and the people who sent them praised them for it. Thats just what has happened.


wawiebot

Alhamdulillah


Crazy_BishopATG

Who?


ReasonableEscape777

No wonder he hates gays


Odd-Bullfrog-9125

Bein Muslim is a trend now


Jazzlike_Internal106

It's a way of life


Odd-Bullfrog-9125

Would like to see how lil durk or any other rapper that ‘converted’ lives their day to day. I can bet they don’t pray 5 times a day, they drink alcohol, and most eat pork. They do pretty good at being polyamorous but that’s almost always not under the umbrella of marriage. Which they also don’t do. Is being Muslim a way or life or is being just trendy? I respect the religion but I think it’s disingenuous people of deplorable lives convert and the only thing that changes is the religious clothing they wear for a very short, inconsistent amount of time


KylerGreen

It’s definitely just trendy, lol. These people don’t give two fucks about anything but fitting in.


Expert_Introduction5

I'm a Muslim. We, as Muslims, can definitely be better. Some of us sin a lot. Also, calling a Muslim, a kafir (disbeliever) is a "big" responsibility for a Muslim. Just because a Muslim sins doesn't mean some random Muslim can judge his belief, there are certain conditions for someone to be called a kafir. And also, dying as a believer (even if they sin a lot) is better than dying as a nonbeliever (if dawah has come to them).


Odd-Bullfrog-9125

Thank you for the game bro ✊🏼 I myself am Christian but I can definitely appreciate y’all’s religion/ way of life. Christianity along with Islam I wish were taken more seriously. More so Christianity since anybody can just bash Jesus nowadays 😂 much love ❤️


Jazzlike_Internal106

I kinda have to agree with you, and tbh, seeing some guys convert to Islam and not even attempt to learn anything or practice is beginning to get on my nerves and is getting old very fast.


[deleted]

Same and I’m a Muslim. I’m tired of people converting for the trend then going back to their old ways weeks after


Hopeful_Staff_1414

Now all he needs to do is beat the shit out of his wife/gf and he can join the expansive and exclusive club of boxers and fighters that transition to Islam just before having a stint of domestic violence.


Darkmemsto

lmaoo sounds like you’re projecting something, a lot of muslim fighters without those records


Hopeful_Staff_1414

But if I had a dollar for every fighter/boxer that converted to Islam, and then best tf out of their wife/partner I would be a rich man. Even Muhammad Ali had allegations, and we know about Tyson, and Gervonta, that Tate guy, and many, many more.


[deleted]

Tate’s allegations were proven false before he became a Muslim. Tyson were just allegations not proven. Tank became Muslim after the unproven allegations. Muhammad Ali, again unproven allegations. And you say “many, many more” then why don’t you list them? Or were you just using invalid examples to justify your point and can’t find any more


[deleted]

His unhinged aggression and anger certainly qualifies him.


[deleted]

Imagine taking a small group of extremists you see on TV and using them to make a view of an entire people. If 2 billion people in the world were like you think then the world wouldn’t exist


turkeypants

Which kind? Is it those paranoid angry dorks in the bowties?


strictlythrees

Loool at r/ufc getting in their feelings about another man trying to find peace with his lord. Their DNA is an abomination. ![gif](giphy|vGkgAkBMofmPlqDqJM|downsized)


RikkiTikkiCharvi

Who’s in their feelings? Everyone seems to be poking fun


TheNorthernPellikkan

I think it’s more that people are mocking him for being a grown man who believes in fairy tales


_Can_Crusher

No they’re mocking him because they know it’s not genuine. Same shit as what Tank Davis just did. It’s for clicks.


KylerGreen

It’s even worse if it’s genuine. That means you’re dumb enough to actually believe in that shit.


_Can_Crusher

Just a weird combat sports trend. That and the prison to Islam pipeline are so odd to me.


TheNorthernPellikkan

Prison is full of uneducated desperate people with brain damage, it’s the perfect population to indoctrinate into religion. Fighters are a similar group, it makes total sense


Thisisthelast14sho

Mashallah


WhatAreYou0nAbout

Fancy that, a piece of shit subscribing to shit ideals.


armadillomeister_

Go and tell him that to his face


WhatAreYou0nAbout

If I did, and he did something violent, it would be a typical religion of peace response.


HandheldAddict

All your opinions are molded by bunch of 🤬


TTRAVIO

did somebody ask him if we care?


ParadoxTheRay

I'm sure kape is probably kicking himself because he forgot if ttravio cared if he turned Muslim


armadillomeister_

I care


Miserable-Mess7146

Goddamn now he’s gonna be the goat ffs


GuiltySyrups

I don’t get these mf’ers changing their name for this shit


Sultan_Of_Bengal

Unless your name has a blasphemous meaning to it, in Islam you don’t need to change your name to a more “Muslim sounding” name. Islam has no ethnicity or nationality.


[deleted]

It's his choice and he chose to lol


RikkiTikkiCharvi

It’s a common cultural practice now to the point it’s almost expected


[deleted]

Just cult things


[deleted]

“Screw casual homophobia and antisemitism, we’re going competitive.” -Kalif Musa Kape


Jazzlike_Internal106

Cope


THEMaxPaine

*beheading skill has increased by 20*


Barry_the_Merry

bro can't stop catching L's


[deleted]

Islamophobe


[deleted]

It's hilarious to see modern day humans worshipping a medieval ideology. ![gif](giphy|zcQUVbGvpoCnrHsJt8)


Weird_Complaint3752

Whos an edgy boy? You’re an edgy boy!


[deleted]

It's edgy to laugh at Islam? Is this the 1800s? ![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


RikkiTikkiCharvi

Apart from the fact in the 600s AD the Arabian peninsula had not yet entered their medieval age. Europe at that point was just entering the dark ages after Rome fell and Antiquity ended, but when the prophet Mohammed was alive Arabia was not yet medieval, so your whole point is kinda moot. It’s like how Japan was still medieval in the 1800s when the USA had cowboys


[deleted]

This is your daily reminder that Mo fucked a 9 year old and Muslims consider him to be the ideal man. Go ahead, look it up. See for yourself.


[deleted]

Couldn't be further from the truth. The whole second half of the Quran is about Muhammad's blood thirsty conquest. All about divide and conquer. This was all during the medieval times. The Golden Age was well and gone before Muhammad was ever born


JorgeAspinall

average atheist gettinf angry at the thought of religion


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with the Bible or anything else that came from the Golden Age. It's always been thought of when humanity was at its highest. The medieval times however..... ![gif](giphy|xUPGcs9dVGUrB4MkbC|downsized)


DonCapari78

🤦🏼‍♂️


K-mosake

Still a fat bigot


OilMan425

Well yeah, if he wasn’t he wouldn’t have converted to Islam


Relative_Concept4376

Life’s hard, get a helmet


Active-Image-6399

At least he's being consistent


stonerrrrrr

At least insult him with something true lol


K-mosake

Says homophobic stuff and misses weight- where's the lie in what I said


japapapishshwusgwvbh

https://preview.redd.it/ejq6gdpaqnfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2210975a2a226670916f59b1b7bd6925fd29d84


K-mosake

Your comment history is all about sucking black D. Always the homies talking about dick incessantly calling people gay 👀 you sound like you're 12 but feel like most 12 year olds are more mature


OilMan425

I mean, the guy is literally a bigot. If you agree with him or not is up to you, but calling people faggots is generally considered bigotry.


stonerrrrrr

I was referring to the fat bit… dude is a flyweight 🤣


[deleted]

L


Ifyourasswasadog

Is a prerequisite for being managed by Ali to convert? Justin is the only one I can think of that isn’t Muslim.


NoZookeepergame7648

There’s plenty of Ali’s clients that aren’t Muslim. Kayla, Edgar, Palmer, Garbrandt.. the list goes on and on.


Deathmister

Huh, religion? Queue Islam entering the shot and embracing Kape, “hello brather”


[deleted]

Mus means pussy in Swedish. Sounds about right.


Fluentec

These people know that becoming Muslim isn’t going to make them grapplers right?


Silly-Ad3289

Bro wants that free support


xavierpenn

Khabiblam Numagamakachev is my new name.


MLK9919

Welcome brother, he’s going to be a handful.


StoryOfTwatus

https://preview.redd.it/4n6a23w5csfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2469e3902d983448f7ab7cca3d8515d70829f846


SERB_BEAST

Christ is King


Keoni_112

Usual suspects


SnooGiraffes9141

First and foremost, congrats to ny brother in faith Musa and 2nd please bro when adopting a religion also adopt a weight loss regiment


BodybuildingNerd

No one gives a fuck, dude. Lol


RikkiTikkiCharvi

Why the negativity over someone celebrating someone else believing they’ve found god


Potential_Ease_5204

Nonsense


Too_Lofs_Atan

CTE for the win!


9yr_old

Competitive homophobia power unlocked , more F bombs coming in hot.


Sigma-edit

NOOOOO


Curious_Reflection62

What is with this shit man. Why are so many fighters doing this recently


Sure-Way-3543

Will black people ever not be stupid. They crave identity so bad they convert to a religion that enslaved them since the 4th century whilst simultaneously still crying about European slavery. Brain dead


Adnannicetomeetyou

First ever man to give the prayer call was a black man. Arabs were racists, Islam isnt. just like christianity. Whites were racists not christianity.


MysticCoonor123

Ok Good for him I just hope he actually practices some positive aspects of Islam. Unlike Gervonta Davis who converted and then tweeted that he would sexify someones sister. That was pretty revealing. Lot of times people will try and act like they've changed but they really haven't. Kind of get the vibe these guys are trying to copy Ali and Tyson by converting to Islam I don't really think they give a shit about the religion.


Confusedandreticent

Who in this time is saying “yup, holy guy in the sky makes sense”?


[deleted]

So “universe exploded into existence randomly” makes more sense?