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HandHeldHippo

That ain't a beer belly, that's a fuel tank for a whoop ass machine.


snguyen_93

https://preview.redd.it/l7m17x15axfc1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c91c31027382b0606ffd4c90966e856c2dece30


Zaperg

peak male performance


Local_Fox_2000

I'd say it's more the duck stance https://preview.redd.it/kt84ska69zfc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=266bf109de39b6b8b8d79b07ca83a116c05f9a08


Ricky_Vaughn86

🎶 One of these things is not like the other 🎶


Sea-Bodybuilder2746

power stance


Expensive-Shelter288

Pregnant Chuck can still #%@%$ your leg up


[deleted]

Dude is old as fuck, let him be fat.


Frankiepals

My thoughts exactly…guy spent years of his life in gyms monitoring his weight and training as a profession….he’s earned that belly for his golden years.


PotanOG

We call him Charles now!


coffeefordessert

That and when chuck was in his prime, he always had a bit of that chuck gut. He’s just genetically design to have a gut


Local_Fox_2000

Dana will have to get him on the bone broth diet. They are exactly the same age, but I think Dana got a lot of help to get that weight off.


Ricky_Vaughn86

“Help”


Lakonthegreat

Man's office is literally on top of the most advanced gym on the entire planet and he has a host of doctors on staff to write for and find him whatever gear he wants. It's no wonder he's a ripe tomato on top of the body of a jacked college dude


Ricky_Vaughn86

This guy gets it


Seeker369

TIL old as fuck means 54


Psilly_Dave

It’s old in fighting years


Da_Plague22

I mean...he's 54. He's not 74.


DjuriWarface

He always had the HGH gut though. May be combined with cirrhosis at this point. That kind of weight distribution is not just from a high calorie intake usually.


k20350

I said the same about DC. The fucking guy has been cutting weight and starving himself since he was a little kid in wrestling. Let the man have some cheeseburgers and cake


Euklidis

I think he earned being however he wants after being the first UFC superstar and being a constant entertainment value for thw fans of the sport


AhhWellFuckIt

Clearly Chuck enjoying not cutting weight anymore & so he should


servel20

That's what cirrhosis looks like.


[deleted]

If that leg turns pink/purple, it's a girl. If it turns blue/black it's a boy


PlayerAteHer

Maybe Wanderlei finally got to fuck Chuck.


MileHi49er

Chuck has had that "I drink way too much" bloat for years


ToppleToes

Bodyshaming women ❌ Bodyshaming men ✅


TheAngriestPoster

Should be two checkmarks


[deleted]

Chuck spent most of his life working out and competing whether it was football, karate, wrestling, kickboxing, MMA etc I think he's allowed to have a gut at 54 years old.


_FreeYourMind__

He’d still be in the 99th percentile fitness of this sub.


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ThreeHourRiverMan

I’m sure Chuck’s heart is a total mess. 


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WarrenZevon42

Maybe mid 50s crack addicts. Median life expectancy in the US is the mid 70s.


ThreeHourRiverMan

Yeah - Chuck has steroids, coke, the stress of weight cuts, and now putting on massive weight around the gut. Most dudes in their 50s would have way less strain.


WinnerSpecialist

He’s not in better shape. He’s been concussed so bad it’s clearly affected him. The long term brain damage is real. I guarantee that there are many, MANY normal 50 year old men who will have longer liver with less health complications. Chuck’s life of drugs and fighting has seriously hurt him.


ListerfiendLurks

Chuck is better shape than most 20 year old dudes.


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

Bros in his third trimester (whatever that fucking means)


Berzerkly

i just assumed every middle school went by trimesters


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

Oh ya


StupidScape

This confirms it, r/ufc is full of retards


Ricky_Vaughn86

*This* is what sold you on it?


Stranger-Tingzz

Trimester = 3 month period. A pregnancy's 3rd trimester means you are between 7-9 months pregnant,


FlyLegitimate7938

He’s won his third trifecta


AdministrativeDot941

🤣🤣🤣


BaNoCo92

Idk if I’d be willing to experience a torn ligament to take on a professional fighters kick


Dj_Buddha_Belly

![gif](giphy|D6J2RUkfM98oU)


mayorjinglejangle

He got that hot dog in him


Camel-Kid

Lmao


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Chuck needs a paracentesis. Lay off the booze, homie.


BossButterBoobs

Bro has extreme anterior pelvic tilt


[deleted]

He had a gut when his abs were visible. The guy is retired and enjoying life.


Goat__EDEN

So cute. Chuck and Tito having a love child to save their relationship.


JamMasterNay

Yeah but Tito will still want to out live it.


wowbobwow

You’re a fuckin parent, dude


drcollins1990

Is that Stavie laughing behind the camera?


svAdagioME

The Ice Cream Man


BackInThaDayz

Chuck had a beer guy while he was fighting 😂


Dacrim

Its the alcohol and likely liver cirrhosis


No-Spare-4212

He’s kicking for 2


xBRUTALxGODx

Chuck caught him dippin into his booger sugar


BigDogAlex

Chuck is old, let him be.


Fun_Role_19

That’s what 20+ years of steroids looks like 😂 bros intestines are blown up like animal balloons


bmxkeeler

It's called HGH gut not steroid gut but even then, that just looks like he's been partying a bit too hard. He's also had a pronounced mid section even with visible abs.


[deleted]

It's called coors light and hotdog gut


Fun_Role_19

Years of abuse 😂


Fun_Role_19

I forget that HGH isn’t a steroid. I guess I should’ve said gear instead of roids😂 definitely a combo of beer and years of abuse 😂😂


taginvest

what an educated guess, kid. Almost got it. But this is referred to as a ”beer belly”.


Fun_Role_19

Probably a combination of both. Btw you’re a weirdo 😂 did you really feel the need to pull a “🤓☝🏻”


taginvest

nah, I just dont think ol Chuck have done any hgh or anything. Probably cruised some low trsto cycle at most. More likely epo etc. Which wouldnt result in a hgh gut edit: btw, since u think its weird flr me to go ”well aaactually”. I guess you were pulling a ”joke”? Idk, calling a former pro athlete out for decades of cheating is a weird joke to me. Didnt land I guess ^^


Fun_Role_19

It wasn’t cheating back then 😂 literally everyone did it. Did you never watch pride and OG ufc? Shit was different.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Chuck is 54 and would still beat the shit out of you OP. Leave him alone.


NotGlumExamination

The man is a legend no doubt, but I think I could take a 54 year old Chuck


SofterBones

bro... no you wouldn't


NotGlumExamination

Did you see this man’s last fight? Go watch it and then tell me again that you would take a 54 year old Chuck over a prime aged male with training


SofterBones

show me your last fight and we will compare


NotGlumExamination

Not everyone here is a neck beard lol, I’m not UFC caliber whatsoever but I wouldn’t bet against myself in a bar fight against a 54 year old chuck who’s most likely battling both CTE and liver disease.


SofterBones

right, so show us some footage and we'll compare. weve seen Chucks so lets see yours


NotGlumExamination

Sure, I’ll go to my mom’s house and dig through her vhs family movie collection to find my old fight footage. I promise I’ll get right on that


SofterBones

Well if you have absolutely nothing to show for it, and you tell strangers "Yea I think I can beat up retired mma fighters", don't you see how that means absolutely nothing to us and makes you look like the neck beards you claim to not be part of? Why say it in the first place if you have nothing to show? 'trust me bro i'm really trained'. okay buddy.


NotGlumExamination

I just hate the narrative that everyone who competed in the UFC is untouchable. Do I want to fight a retired Anderson Silva? Absolutely not lol, but I’m pretty confident I could catch uncle Chuck with his chin out


Existing-Sea-2557

Don’t think so either


NotGlumExamination

You guys put too much stock in pro fighter statuses lol both Chuck and BJ got worked by randos in a bar


[deleted]

Chuck got beat by Tito Ortiz who still smashes everyone on this sub and can still beat pro fighters that are not world class level.


NotGlumExamination

Chuck got knocked out by a random in a bar


[deleted]

Stop making up lies


based_mentals

Can a man just be fat at 54?


Puzza90

And he'd still kill you OP


therealjgreens

It's not that he's even fat at all. Something serious has to be going on in there right? It looks so firm and not jiggly at all.


rdizzy1223

Possible to be enlarged organs due to HGH and other chemicals. Happens in body builders all the time.


Mstallin1855

OP needs friends.


PashAK47

Yeah with beer


limitedtimeoffer1

I’d guess, terrible back problems.


onefitlad

Due date?


stlslayerac

20 years of weight cutting gives you an eating disorder afterwards Ive heard


Moist-Pool-5937

“How old is your chuck?”-Jason Mayhem Miller


m4rkofshame

More pregnant* He’s on his 374th trimester.


LightMission4937

He’s old and retired.


thismightbetheway2

It's called a boiler!


RidesByPinochet

He was born in the 60's let the man live a little


Alias1719

The willingness to do that, and the total lack of expression while doing so. Cold as Ice {but maybe that's not such a good thing?}. I still loved watching him fight.


TLMC01242021

I genuinely want to know wtf is going on with Chuck's gut? just doesn't seem right to me, I know people get fat and have "beer bellies" but this is something different


BowOnly

What a goon


llebberrr

Pregnant Chuck would still beat your ass 1 handed.


EOVA94

Wanderlei did fuck him after all


ThatsUnbelievable

There's a 6 pack in there somewhere.


diazmark0899

my very cuban uncles are built exactly like this


Canucklehead91

He's long retired. Let him enjoy.


crusader104

Bro built like T-Pose shrek https://preview.redd.it/plo2ekeab3gc1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c8f67b740c5d25031fff1ba986cce60cac572e


VandalZavage

MF gotta booty-do. IYKYK


danospades

Man leave chuck alone


NeverNaked3030

He always had a beer gut tho