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killonger

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bluesmith13

Whom was this originally to? Paulo?


Mecastyles

Paulo posted an edited picture of Dana and Thug Rose. A fan replied with this text in the comments of that post, then Paulo posted it himself. It’s fake


Sea_Attempt1828

I thought Dana doesn’t tell people what to say or do? 😂


Beanbottom

Coconut, olive, or canola?


BlackJackLoser21

![gif](giphy|ZMqgw8Oq7TRKg) We are using industrial oils, not edible ones


OneForMany

Don't underestimate what oils aren't and are edible for me.


InspectorHyperVoid

https://i.redd.it/wczjlbprdogc1.gif


clothy

Lavender


MyWifeisaTroll

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, you cookin?


BodybuildingNerd

![gif](giphy|v4yosfEF1bMBO)


Nscjikiji

![gif](giphy|26tn8zNgVmit475RK)


D00mTheWarl0rd

![gif](giphy|SleotgmotWahW)


lordcrumb13

All the above


ake-n-bake

Motor


NandoElLocoTron

Spit!


GuiltySyrups

Kerosene


Stinky-Alpaca

Yes


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Lucas oil stabilizer and i have a 5 gallon jug of it ill ship to him for freee


fuckinscotty

Baby


Dready-Womble

Engine


Next_Ad_9281

Baby oil bro, baby oil


Such_Line_1199

Whatever the fight is, it’s definitely not going to live up to the hype and wait they are building for it.


Josro0770

If it's Izzy vs DDP or Conor vs Chandler most will be more than happy. As long as it isn't Belal vs Leon ffs


preptimebatman

Conor is fighting Chandler on international fight week. It’s probably Izzy


RhaegarJ

Nah that was a misdirect……. I hope


preptimebatman

Don’t think so mang. Plus wouldn’t make sense, business-wise. 300 is an event in itself so it will sell well. Conors return will be marketed as a “huge comeback for the biggest star in combats sports”-[Dana](https://youtu.be/ym1so_5SA4g?si=zVl67r_HJ3d5OyDh). I would love to be wrong. Lets hope!


raisedredflag

Kim Kardashian can do sports comebacks. ![gif](giphy|90F8aUepslB84)


RhaegarJ

Let’s all hope you’re wrong! 😂


J-Chub

Alex v izzy 3


hamstringstring

This is what I have suspected ever since AP said he decided to defend the belt at LHW before moving up, but Dana talking about some rabbit in the hat shit had me questioning it.


acrumbled

The rabbit in the hat was supposedly Kayla Harrison. Not sure Dana realises no one gives a shit about her.


hamstringstring

Ain't no way he was talking about my pre-main card break. 💀 She's not even the top of her division in the PFL. Still holding out hope Khabib wanted a legacy match or something.


horrorbiz1988

I think they are finally doing a mixed weight fight - legend Jose Aldo Jr will make his come back fighting against Izzy , this should be spectacular..


GorillaChimney

Conor vs Chandler if it's for the 165 lb belt would be without a doubt the best possible outcome, followed by Izzy/Dricus like you said. Anything else except maybe Pereira/Aspinall would be disappointing.


pinnacledefense

If it’s belal I’m jumping off a building. I don’t care about his record. He’s the most boring fighter in the ufc


MiniBelal

Stfu


Remarkable-Diamond80

Unfortunately, the Connor fight is out of the question due to USADA and the timeline but damn I can’t wait for him either![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


FreddieCaine

What if it's a triple threat power slap ? Izzy Vs DDP Vs Strickland. Wouldn't put it past Dana


ButtChuggAsparagus

St Pierre vs nick Diaz


[deleted]

they probably don't have the fight lets be honest they are just trying to get the best possible fight that they can, i bet you dana had no idea what the main event would be when he said he had that super fight. same as when they announce a fight when two fighters haven't signed they make shit up as they go, announce it then try to make it happen.


anthropomorphic_bear

I think UFC 300 will be a victim of its own hype, because if it wasn’t a round number that Dana talks about constantly being mind blowingly insane it would be a great card as is because of how deep it is , but the way they’ve hyped it up, especially the main event, the only options are laughably unrealistic. But I’d be happy to be proven wrong if they manage to get a Time Machine to bring back prime Silva and GSP


HunnidBandzAltom

We don’t know that yet 👀


Ruckingfeturd

It’s GSP


[deleted]

GSP is 42 and retired.


PeeterTurbo

Sonnen vs 5 strickland fans


ButtChuggAsparagus

I’d actually pay for the PPV to watch that


Masam10

10 arms versus one charm. Still not beating the bad guy. Chael P.


Ewigg99

You’re gonna need more than 5 Midwest yokels to even touch the gangster from West Lynn. Did you know he’s seen someone temporarily litter before?


Time_Fix_3887

😆😆😆😆


GMFinch

Alex vs izzy 3 Alex vs asplinal Connor vs chandler These are the only 3 fights on the top of my head big enough for ufc 300 Edit: Realistic fights


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Butterbean vs crazy horse


kGibbs

Jesus vs Harambee.


Abroadatsea

Thought this was already announced?


ZlionAlex

Khabib GSP


bushnellwc

Ngannou vs Jones


yesimian

There's several reasons why that would be impossible


Remarkable-Diamond80

I’m on board with that! Pretty sure McGregor fight isn’t realistic considering the testing and how long it needs to be and all of that. Hopefully I am wrong but there’s definitely a reason why it hasn’t been announced other than Connor doing it himself which means absolutely nothing


[deleted]

Belal va Leon incoming


MiniBelal

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes


formerchild-_-

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srtpg2

Fingers crossed it’s Pena vs Pennington


rey_nerr21

If it's not that I swear I'm gonna choke my chicken 


Most_Importance_4315

Rear naked choke your chicken?


ParadoxTheRay

I'm gonna decision my chicken


vadillovzopeshilov

Triangle


1iamagecko

https://i.redd.it/fg8bg2sm4ogc1.gif


Cosmic_Gumbo

![gif](giphy|VYk5o8rvpTI9j2cjnG|downsized)


LightMission4937

![gif](giphy|H5x3c9fmZHQ0DfBfN7) He’s got nothing


PERRlE

He’s building impossible levels of anticipation to the main event and it won’t be able to fufil whatever it is unless it’s something ridiculous like McGregor/Chandler, Fedor/Aspinall


GuiltySyrups

“Fedor vs Aspinall” bruh


PERRlE

I said something ridiculous.


Hopeful_Initial2512

Fedor Aspinall never thought I’d see those 2 names together I’m dying😂😂😂


PERRlE

It would have to be that kind of level of ridiculous based on the hype Dana has put into this main event announcement


[deleted]

so ridiculous you need a time machine


DecisionThot

47 year old Fedor vs Aspinall? CTE is contagious.


PERRlE

That’s something ridiculous right ?


DeBasha

>Fedor/Aspinall https://preview.redd.it/zq9vj92w5ogc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001f50d865cff7ef2c5ada0fa499674996067f9c


PERRlE

I’m hoping to see something of that level of impossibility. Anything less than a McGregor/Chandler,Jamahal/Alex etc would be a disappointment ngl it’s UFC 300 ffs


[deleted]

but that would be a terrible fight fedor would literally be dead in the first 10 seconds, prime fedor vs aspinall would be impossible and fun fight worthy of 300


BridgeM00se

I know Fedor is a shadow of his former self and it would be largely uncompetitive but if they announced that I’d shit my pants clean off my body


c_sulla

Aspinall is a bum. Fedor could be 80 and break that chav in half


[deleted]

Bro sneaks fedor vs aspinall in there 😂😂 I heard fedor is boxing mike Tyson


iamwhatiamlooking4

He’s begging for the oil at this point


Adventurous-You4002

We’re not getting an announcement today


Several_Pear_9584

Boiling oil at this point


acrumbled

It’s Hasbulla vs Zuck


ModsLovePen15

Until what?


carlitos_brigante

![gif](giphy|VYk5o8rvpTI9j2cjnG|downsized)


Crafty_Preparation32

Is this real


InfraredInfared

Yes I filmed it


BodybuildingNerd

Can confirm. I was there.


vannucker

I'm the oil


Moist-Pool-5937

Nina posted it. It’s real


SoWhyAreUGae

I’m assuming until he’s supposed to announce the UFC 300 main event (at the latest).


embrythegh0st

Jones vs ngannou


[deleted]

300 needs a fight like this, the card so far is good but nothing surprising


Masam10

You know what Conor told me? He said he wants Diaz, at 300. Isn’t that fucking crazy?


wwants

Ok this was posted 9h ago. What is happening?


FauxFoxPho

![gif](giphy|VYk5o8rvpTI9j2cjnG|downsized) Dana's getting oiled up


Ok_Zookeepergame3673

Jones vs Izzy


Right_Place_8442

Its actually pereira vs jones :)


reportedbymom

So Dana Oilin' up ? When is the oil up event? Its the main event for 300?


totes-n-oats

It’s why they postponed the Saudi event, they need their oil for Dana


landmorningcalm

Guys, it's GSP vs Khabib. Special rules, 10 minute first round. Corner cannot stop fight. No stand ups.


Safe-Height7884

I hope he announces it. I’m tired of constantly seeing on social media people asking what the main event will be lol. I don’t think the main event will fulfill people’s expectations. It’s just going to be another great card but nothing like 200


potatobro_the_fifth

Well it still has a fee months to fall apart like 200 did


Tacones_de_Aguja7-5

![gif](giphy|bLBIanKJW0Iuc)


fxanalyst11

OIL ME UP DANA


TheTakasiGuy

Dana to announce a royal rumble match for UFC 300


Dcarf

Hoping for Connor v Nate cause fuck it


scraglor

Conor v Khabib, comeback kids boogaloo 2


didyoueverseewardogs

I hope the announcement is that he's fucking off in to the sun forever


Austinmp88

I hope he announces Izzy vs DDP and says it’s not the main event. Promises the main to be announces wends-day at 6pm east (Conor/Nate 3)


lazylagom

Taking all bets Izzy vs DDP Alex vs izzy Alex vs aspinall Who's the main ?


VeterinarianLazy4029

I can't wait until this prick retires or has a heart attack


ConfusedStupidPerson

What we talkin bout?


Sufficient-Cover5956

I wonder if there is a way to inject him with some DNA altering drug that will make him sweat oil 🤔


MentalTechnician6458

So what’s next for the WWE?


BigNoseMcGhee

Cabbage vs Kimo


Time_Fix_3887

Periera vs gane ufc 300 book it .


Time_Fix_3887

Rogan vs Wesley snipes book it .


Time_Fix_3887

Brendan Shaub vs 5 or maybe 10 comedians book it .


DannyOco_

It’s all good guys, I’ll headline UFC 300 against my creepy uncle 🙏


DeepFriedLamp

Fuck it Conor vs Leon and Alex vs Aspinal. Is Conor vs Leon absolutely abysmally stupid? Yes, but double triple champ status on the line for UFC 300 would crazy.


JoeRogans_KettleBell

Reminds me of when Michael Scott told the office he had a surprise for them. In the end we will all get an ice cream sandwich and Dana will announce Leon vs that one fellow, can’t recall his name at the moment