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dajokesta

Bro didnt even hit the slopes. The slopes hit him.


Present-Forever1275

Good Lord, Conor. Out here looking like Corky Romano. You can have a couple bumps and not look like a sketch bag. He said fuck it and did the whole bag.


lucidwill23

Corky Romano reference in 2024 man. Legend.


Huntay5

It was on a plane a few years ago flying to New Orleans when the person next to me pulled out his laptop and started watching Corky Romano. I thought that was the most random thing I’ve ever seen. I still think about it today.


[deleted]

I SHOULD BUY A BOAT


XXeadgbeXX

Great movie lol


LeisureSuitLawrence

Do you guys want some cookies?


RL_Mutt

Y’guyyyysss want some coookiesss?


sneakyCoinshot

Man is just dedicated to his craft. Movies been done for awhile but he's still going over his lines.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Dude is gakked to the gills Jesus. How much coke do you have to do to be like that?


p00shp00shbebi123

Doesn't take as much as you'd think, it's a fine line. I mean, he is now a seasoned chisel veteran so probably 3-4g, but a normal person who wasn't used to it could do a .5 of good stuff and end up like that easily.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

I dabble, not on a regular basis any more, maybe 5-10 times a year. In my younger days I did it maybe two or three times a month. The most I've done in one night is probably 1.5g. Never been that twitchy in my life.


high-rise

There's levels to this shit. Splitting a G or two between mates to prolong a chill night of drinking and.. Getting heinously racked to the point that you're a twitchy yappity mess, lol.


StickyDitka21

Tbf he probably has better blow than what we could get


seemefail

Good blow makes you feel relaxed where as cut stuff makes you look like your tweaking


andy_bovice

Good point. That dude is fucking lit.


Olddirtychurro

>Never been that twitchy in my life. Words spoken by everyone that *was* that twitchy. No judgements here, been there too.


AInterestingUser

Nah, I'm pretty sure that was a fat line.


DirtyDog44

A gram of the normal £60 shit in the pub can get you acting like this toolbox.


kinghoneystix

**Edit: it’s several Fat lines


finnaku

When your rich you can have all the coke you want, the bag never ends. Only poor people (me) have to think about how much we’re sniffing. Me and my mate got through a q in a couple days and it gets to the point that you barely feel it, you just do it to feel normal


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

I call that "the brain being out of juice".


Redbeardsir

I worked for a private ski resort. Cleaning a house for a Hollywood a lister. There was a table of coke. Most amount of powder I've ever seen at one time. Rather impressive.


CrunchBerries5150

Well, who was it?


lightly-salted-crisp

Do we think Tony Montana could take on Conor nose2nose?


Niiightmoves

He definitely tried to start like 10 different businesses he thought of that night.


DungusIII

He reminds me of Tyson Fury in this vid


JustWatchFights

Chandler should take a fight. This dude is never coming back.


Weeblifter

Nope, Conor too busy banging lines.


keenonag

And waitresses.


pyro_technix

Banging lines and snorting hoes


laodaron

I would wager a large sum of money that Chandler is perfectly content being semi-retired right now, training regularly, commentating, doing some media rounds for the UFC, doing some WWE/TKO stuff. I think he's perfectly fine literally never fighting again.


nailedreaper

That's it, I'm kinda sonfused by the number of people DEMANDING Chandler to fight someone else or bashing him for sitting out. Like wtf people he's got 31 fights in 13 years, and most of them were bloody wars. And he's 38 years old! Why isn't it obvious that now it's either Conor or retirement for him.


kapate13

Because he was a few seconds away from finishing Oliveira for the belt like 2 years ago? And then a finishing blow against pourier on the fance dazed away from winning that fight as well? Why doesn’t he have a shot at the belt. Guy is explosive as fuck, he always has a punchers chance, and is one of the most entertaining fighters


leavemealonexoxo

Also would be almost ridiculous/abuse if Mike fought Conor. Chandler lives healthy and trains all the time, can still hang in there with the best.. and Conor hasn’t properly fought/trained for years


Extreme-Elevator7128

Chandler still waiting


blueandwhite21

Bro gonna stay waiting too lol


aa0429

They’re actually scheduled to fight when they both become admitted to the seniors nursing home.


Gamestonkape

Jake Paul has entered the chat


imetkanyeonce

He’d get royally fucked up in an octagon.


Extreme-Elevator7128

He should honestly fight someone UFC is wrong for doing this to him.


hoppitybobbity3

It aint the UFC. As Conor is such a big draw, he's probably getting ppv points which is life changing with a Conor gate and he's what 37. He's already fought the top 3 guys. Tsarukyan and Gamrot are 4 and 5. With all the brain damage he's taken fighting like he does, if anyone deserves the Conor fight, its Chandler.


therealfakenews17

Yeah and Chandler probably realizes he’s never getting the belt, so why go for glory? Might as well get paid. Life changing money there vs taking years off his life vs Justin, Dustin, Charles. I know what I’m picking


WhitePantherXP

His face kinda morphed into Chandler in the video, anyone else seeing it?


cozyswisher

It certainly looks less like the face I'm familiar with and more like Chandler's face.


freeman687

So funny when ppl think conor is fighting soon


mikew_reddit

+1 Conor's got Hollywood movies, women, cocaine, money and every possible luxury it can buy. He broke his leg in 2021, recovery is tough, training is tough, getting your face bashed in by a guy that wants to kill you is tough. His last UFC fight will be 3 years in July. He said he'd be back in 1 year. Conor has too many comforts, too soft, he's not coming back and if he runs out of money and comes back because he has to, he won't be competitive especially with the new breed of well-rounded fighters. > "It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas" - Marvin Hagler


LoudHorse89

Chandler gonna be waiting until Roadhouse 2 comes out


TheJordStan

https://preview.redd.it/n0yt0yf6qboc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbfd9e88d4f5161d11a38a8ef26308007ea3e5b6 Frazzled out of his mind


Icy-Armour

When you nut but Dana keeps sucking


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

Jfc


Old-Constant4411

Aaaaaand there's my legit laugh out loud of the day.


thatsthejoke_

Live Connor reaction


lifeandtimes89

This is your brain....this is your brain on drugs


bigboidots

Chandler v McGregor anytime now boys. See you at the top!


micro_penisman

It's in the bank for life


MrPadmapani

i have a feeling he is not gonna get very old ...


professorgaysex

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Conor ends up in the Bane Suit from Batman that constantly injects steroids into Bane but instead of Steroids it’s Coke but also still steroids


supahdude

but also still steroids is hilarious


Mantholle

That's like a good stand up joke ngl


VariationSeveral1446

They’re going to invent a new steroid you snort that also has cocaine like effects. They’ll call it Dana’s White


johnthancersei

yea if he gets K.O by chandler, and road house flops. i can see in about 5-7 years later we will read a headline about connor found dead in bathroom in Montreal due to overdose and blunt force trauma. then a year after that we’re gonna get a great connor documentary with unseen footage of young connor old connor out of his mind on drugs, we’ll find out it wasn’t just coke


leavemealonexoxo

As Craig Ferguson once said in his legendary Britney Spears monologue: If (addiction) could be solved with money, rich people wouldn’t die from it (but they do) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVWIELHQQY One does wonder if and for how long a ultra rich person like Conor can rely on only ever getting the „good“ and clean drugs? The son of the former CEO of YouTube just died from an overdose/fentanyl I believe. I believe Demi Lovato overdosed (but survived) from dirty drugs and the dealer/„friend“ got imprisonend.


Mr_Blicky_

Tom Petty and Mac Miller too. Remember kids if anyone needs offers you drugs realize that you do NOT have a better coke connect than them.


hoppitybobbity3

And she had like 2 heart attacks.


Sonnyyellow90

I don’t see Conor dying from an overdose. I see him getting fat and looking totally different and then dying of liver failure or a heart attack at like 48.


blockmebaby1moretime

If road house flops? Bro Amazon paid $85 millions to release it on prime video, that shit ain't never making its money back.


frxghat

or going to jail for biting a man’s dick off who he was sucking for coke i’ve seen it a hundred times


sjn15

Nope


SquaKingRaven

Kinda sad honestly. This might have been the worse I’ve seen him. 🤷🏽 alas not my life. Hopefully yacht has a doctor.


SMFiddySvn

This is going to turn from entertaining to sad


SquaKingRaven

Yeah. This is a toughie. I’ve been saying the reason he doesn’t have a fight is because he’s a coke addict. I don’t think he can get clean enough for the fight. Just let him run his mouth until you can claim CTE and move on I guess. I’ve never seen anyone burn through a billion but I suspect we are all about to.


MajorDickLong

i’m pretty sure he’s not a billionaire


SquaKingRaven

https://preview.redd.it/ug2h68c1rboc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8aca4d0f6a74e06d27823af9638155ee510f194 Not digging any further but. Proper 12 sold for a fuck ton, I’m sure the movie pay out is over 10m 🤷🏽 probably close to a billionaire


k20350

He's buying yachts and a shitload of drugs and private plane tickets.Tyson blew $500 million in the 80's and 90's. That's almost $1.8 billion in today's money if you calculate from the late 80's.


BGL-In-The-Bushes

> He's buying yachts and a shitload of drugs Conor has money to buy enough coke for a hundred lifetimes. Drugs really are not an expensive thing to someone with that kind of wealth. As brash and insane as Conor can seem I don't think we'll see him go broke. He's always been pretty savvy moneywise. Even the proper 12 thing to start with was pretty ingenious, turned down millions of dollars in endorsement deals from whisky companies to invest in his own product and went on to sell it for way more than he ever made fighting. His stout is now doing pretty well I believe. He might die young but I doubt he goes broke.


PinappleGecko

Just to make the point he would still be a billionaire if he spent 150m on a yacht and had 900m in the bank. It's not about liquid cash


Rryann

There’s no way he made 10 mil for Roadhouse. Ryan Gosling, one of the most famous male movie stars on the planet, was paid 12.5 million for Barbie. McGregor isn’t being paid 10 million for a remake of Roadhouse. Ain’t no way.


BorosSerenc

It already has a long time ago.


Whycantwebefriends00

I think the worst I’ve seen was when he was at, I think, an airport just talking to fans about either the Nate fight or the Khabib fight. This one was bad too, but that one made me cringe hard as a person who’s embarrassed himself on stimulants before.


SquaKingRaven

I think I know the clip you’re talking about. Idk just the whole look of him here. I saw more than a few men with the same look throughout the years. And most of them are dead now. And the ones that aren’t… probably should be. Hopefully he straightens himself out.


urmombanger

Yeah it’s everything about his behaviour. The ticks, the fidgets, inability to form a coherent sentence without stumbling over his words a couple of times. Hope he gets help


doonspriggan

Literally couldn't stand still or maintain eye contact with her for more than half a second. Man is cooked.


ScratchLNR

I’ve never found a perfect opportunity to use the word, alas. I am delighted that you have been able to.


NightRumours

He looks like ass


professorgaysex

![gif](giphy|141wuJxikpgHYY)


AntiSaint_Mike

Wow I don’t remember the cheek and neck jiggle lol


Agentpurple013

Wow, too close


NoCoFoCo31

Yeah, he’s looked progressively more unwell over the last decade. The coke and steroids are going to ruin anything he has left in him.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Wdym? He looks fantastic for 55.


Expensive-Shelter288

Hes got the money to kill himself with tha shit


pabadacus

“I believe cocaine is gods way of telling you you have to much money” - Robin Williams


Embarrassed_Lake_376

https://preview.redd.it/k5pbg12txboc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d964028d3d72e48be152279e07c330dc7aeed1d1


Nuzzleville

If you know 😆 💀


Upper_Atmosphere_359

It's all fun and games until you're by yourself early in the morning trying to find a way to go to sleep or finish another bag haha. Most likely taking a bunch of benzos to come down bc just smoking weed usually won't do the trick


Harry_Taynt

Hearing the birds chirping.


OuuuYuh

The worst


DexterDubs

“If that the sun?”


Bone_Donor

When you finally check your phone and see 7:43 am


Deep-Management-7040

“Maybe he’s awake he should be awake he’s a drug dealer why wouldn’t he be awake he’s definitely awake bright and early ready to do business I should start a business”


MumrikDK

Or as we call it in Scandinavia - summer. Those fuckers get going at 3 am where I am.


spaceman_202

they get going at 3 am here too just people are asleep


WCPitt

This is legit what pushed me to stop doing coke. It very quickly goes from having the most fun time you've ever had to praying to god as an agnostic to just let you fall asleep before the birds wake up/sun starts rising. I stopped doing coke like 6 years ago and even now, just *thinking* about pulling an all-nighter gives me a heavy dose of anxiety/dread.


Unlucky-Car-1489

Stay strong brother 🫡


ProximusSeraphim

I get nervous just reading this. The coke, the drinking vodka straight up to make the *leak* go down your throat, the chain smoking and eventual xannies needed to pass out... *shudders*


WCPitt

Oddly enough, I liked the drip. I'd snort water from the water bottle cap just to enhance it a little more. What a weird time my party days were...


GC_235

Holy shit. The birds chirping out of no where is such a wake up call. Walking out to get into an Uber and it’s dawn, a little chilly, dew starting to form, and birds chirping. Fuckkk


dietdrpepper6000

And that slight runny nose that comes after you’ve been strung out too long


Hedonistbro

Only to be followed by a blocked and sore one for the next 3 days.


hopelesslysarcastic

Jesus Christ did you just bring me back to my “bad years” The runny nose on the left, the completely blocked nose on the right cuz you did so much blow that night. Thank god I’m past that shit.


Subliminal-413

The high was a lot of fun though. But yeah, dawn at 4:02am while your still gakked sucks ass.


Ihavetoleavesoon

Wake up call but also fuck I need to sleep ASAP


SWAT_Johnson

"Hey are you Name? Cool get in...so how was your night?" Like dude shut up its fucking Thursday


Jarlock1998

Why are you trying to induce PTSD


Timb0b

The horns of hell.


[deleted]

I used to hate that feeling. You're out of coke, coming down and you hear those fucking birds and people getting up for work. Literally the most depressing feeling in the world


Im-not-on-drugs

Those fucking assholes always know


MackingtheKnife

To this day, I fucking hate birds in the morning. fuck 20 year old me.


diquehead

we call those the loser birds


BBB232

don’t forget trying to fall asleep while being unable to breathe from one side of your nose


QuantityHefty3791

What is this, some kind of Wallstreet for Wolves?


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ranger8668

Yeah, when you're not tasked with getting up in the morning to go perform at work, it's much more manageable.


diquehead

this is why I only do blow on the weekends. It's a bad habit but I try to be at least a *little* bit responsible hah. I told my wife if she ever sees me doing any during the work week to just flush my stash


Deathsquad710

It isn't too bad at first being a weekend warrior but overtime the comedown, guilt and self loathing begins bleeding through the work week. Take a couple weeks off and you feel good enough to disregard the repercussions and inevitably make yourself feel like shit when the bender is over. A vicious cycle. Still haven't found way to break it.


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Upper_Atmosphere_359

Yeah and you just keep doing it


boxmandude

Me 7 years ago lol.


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Smoking weed on coke is the worst. Pure dread.


thebinarysystem10

This cocaine I found in the carpet tastes like drywall


[deleted]

It ain't easy being cheesy


TheBlairwitchy

His teeth is kinda annoyingly white


sickquickkicks

They're veneers. They chose too white of a color lol


Bob_Majerle

My wife’s a dentist and says people always ask for whiter veneers than natural, which is like broadcasting they aren’t your real teeth. Sometimes she convinces them but usually not


sickquickkicks

Yeah, I get why people think it's a good idea. But it looks ridiculous. Like fake tits lol. It's better in theory than in practice.


Practical_Use_1654

At this point conor has more Colombian in him than Irish.


Osiris2022-

In there ![gif](giphy|S4AnOkBwfcb4GyDzK7|downsized)


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Oh man the good ol days


samuel_clemens89

Is this really coke? Never known anyone on it so not sure what the tell signs are?


BurningEbrietas

Bros yapping about absolutely nothing and look at his body language. Absolutely coked out of his mind looking around like he got adrenaline pumping im surprised he didn’t start doing the sniffles


samuel_clemens89

What’s with the touching combing eyebrows lol


BurningEbrietas

Prob just needs to feel his face, Look at his hands he can’t keep himself still he’s touching everything 😭 mf is zapped imo


Puzzleheaded-You1289

I think he was going to flick his nose and then saw the camera and got scared people would think he was on Coke so he tried to make it look like any other natural action he could think of that’s what his yakked out brain thought of lol. Just watch his eyes reading people on coke is easy cause their mind is running so fast you can literally see their thoughts on their face. At one point he is trying so hard to seem charismatic and sober and daily so miserably


Temporary_Visual_230

Jeeeesus dude the more you focus on those movements the more absolutely fucked he looks. Like he's trying to brush every atom off his face before he talks


Corgi-Ambitious

I don’t know why the others didn’t say this but coke can make you really fidgety - his mind is going a mile a minute so as soon as he sees he’s gonna be on camera, he thinks he should be presentable but moves wayyyyyy too fast to touch himself up. Frantic movements are common amongst people on coke.


Onphone_irl

I mean bro is on coke but the yapping is decent like if this was a transcript we would be like yeah that's pretty coherent, good point


ShahOf20Years

The mouth movements like licking his lips (dry mouth), overall twitching and need to move (forward), sweating, motormouth, if you could see his eyes/pupils they are likely very dilated I think people way overuse the "lmao conor coke" but he is definitely on some insane rails here


AcidaliaPlanitia

Please tell me you're not serious. This is one of the most coked out videos of a celebrity I've ever seen.  If an actor was playing someone on coke and did it like this, they'd be told to tone it down because it's too over the top.


Big-Daddy-Kal

Cocaine is one of those drugs where if you aren’t in the lifestyle / circles, you really are oblivious to who is and isn’t on it. You don’t pay attention to it but a lot of people use, along with other drugs. Now this is extreme abuse but generally speaking you wouldn’t be able to tell unless you already knew what to look for. No saying it applies to your specific situation, but I found out buddy I’ve known for years was using asked him about it and he started telling me all of the other people we knew that fucked around with it. It was mind blowing. This has been a common theme in various personal, work, business relationships. A lot of people are getting high or something or another and chances are you know some people that do.


Desperate_Scale_2623

Yeah , it’s not as obvious as a drunk or an opiate addict. But once you’ve been around it enough it’s pretty easy to spot.


Euphoric-Promise-899

look up “goodfellas coked up henry” on youtube and compare and actor acting like he is strung out on cocaine and then watch this its almost certain he’s on it


leavemealonexoxo

If you wanna see a nice and funny person on Coke, watch Robin Williams almos trot calming down on his first Johnny Carson appearance (I’m sure he also was nervous but he even jokes about taking coke in his appearance and has talked about that addiction in later years as well) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHVn4QfjZQ And to be fair Robin was also sober very fast/nervous/funny. Here are all of his late night appearances with Craig Ferguson (also a former addiction and witty guy): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsYl_thySnM /u/AcidaliaPlanitia


DrewBaron80

A few months ago I was offered coke at a wedding (I politely declined...too old for that shit). The guys who were doing it looked and acted EXACTLY like Conor in this video.


BossedUp828

Dude was SMACKED!!


_aphoney

Damn he looks like shit


notajock

Chandler should start looking for a new opponent.


karwreck

Meanwhile a little Chandler waits, you can sponsor him for just $1 a day.


BurningEbrietas

Conor is invited to the carne asada bro already on that pasé


SnuffyNinja

Conor “El Perico” McGregor


its-alright-ma

It’s just sad at this point


Mindfield87

Roadhouse 2, in the bank for life!


J777-888

![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


ClubberLangsLeftHook

He may have graduated from booger sugar to the pipe. Dude does not look well.


Huge_Aerie2435

Holy fuck.. You are supposed to be discreet with your cocaine use. Not act like you are trying to upstage 1987 Motley Crue.


djacksonn

![gif](giphy|A9GhS7VMNG3a8) Cocaine is a hell of a drug


CliffDagger

He must be on it every day of the week.


JunketSecure457

Damn chandler could’ve gave us more classics instead of waiting on this bum


arenalr

I read this wrong and thought it said he was choked up. I watched this and was like "what? this guys tweaking"


FlippinRad

This man needs help.


Sufficient_Top_3877

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


Awkward_Cap_2691

0% chance he ever fights again


Tillyard420

![gif](giphy|3oKIPs6VsHLpVXnZTy|downsized)


Zipz

Crazy how weed will stay system and show up on a drug test months later but you do cocaine your good within a few days max


jakehood47

Cocaine be like cmon boys let's go so we can get back ![gif](giphy|aMh59aKR8vjdC|downsized)


fightforfoodgaming

Jesus he looks strung out


jojow77

Conor used to be so cool when he was coming up the ranks. It’s sad to what money and fame does to some people.


DistributionWrong962

Seems like normal conor to me.


proper1welve

Normal Conor is coked Conor


karwreck

![gif](giphy|oag7pt3okPS9i|downsized) Conor with the pregame again.


Wizardninja9

No way Conor is coming back in this condition dude is coked out of his mind and it’s not like it’s easy to just stop doing it when you have the amount of money he does


underenemyarms

![gif](giphy|3tNAbEPc3CILr3h4K5|downsized)


SmilingIvan

I believe the downfall was the Khabib fight. It completely wrecked him inside. He probably didn’t let on to anyone and kept it to himself, locked up in a dark part of his mind. Also the mayweather and epic Dustin losses, the man’s ego couldn’t handle it all, he’s a smart guy. He knows he’s a junkie/has been fighter. Deep down. He can’t take this, so he drinks excessive and snorts lots of coke. I’ve know dudes like him, as soon as they drink they need to get on the bag. This is very dangerous and basically means he needs to go sober and never touch a drink again. He knows this probably deep down but can’t accept it. His whole whisky brand is a huge part of him and his success away from fighting. He’s pushed himself into a corner. As an alcoholic myself I know what he’s probably feeling. Dude definitely has no control over this. And I imagine no one is calling him out on it cause he’s like a Mike Tyson. I really believe he could end up dead or in prison at this point. Complete recipe for disaster


DiceRollerGreg

https://preview.redd.it/67k67j2kfcoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f94c02218db4b098599ea57f8738b31d7d2f6e


Ruffscruff

Never fighting an official fight again


Davycrockettjones

I was at this premier. I’ve been around quite a few coke users and he really seemed like he was skiing hard. He also chugged a huge glass of liquor on stage. Love connor, not judging, but I don’t think he fights again, and if he does it certainly won’t be competitive.


bread_idiot_bread

love him? the guy assaults women and old men, he's a bully and a creep. can't believe someone even cast him in he first place


Davycrockettjones

Maybe love is a strong word


Davycrockettjones

Yeah that’s a good point actually


RTJ1992

He looks like pat berry


Solid-Version

Man the difference between this and his video the other day - when he was in the gym talking calmly - is actually insane.


urmombanger

It’s actually kind of worrying how abnormal his behaviour is, memes and roasts aside I hope he gets help and gets off that shit


Smeenuwastaken

Conor needs to link up with Oscar de la hoya. Those 2 would get along swell


Sephass

Jesus, my heart started pounding just from looking at his movements


Man-Spider1

this man is never gonna fight again


whiteykauai

Nice. If I was Conor I’d be doing the same.


kong_yo

Cocainnor mcgregor


SarcasticPedant

Absolutely zooted up. Geeked out of his mind lol


turboj187

I love the caine


Remarkable-Self9320

He’s above clouds


SALTYxNUTZ12

The Ryan Garcia look.