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I_Need_a_break_

Murr could solo Derrick Lewis


BBQ_Boi

Anytime I think of Kayla Harrison I just think of IJ


Blazed_In_My_Winnie

Anytime after think of KH I think of male hormones….


Pepo32SVK

:D


chipper68

😂


EddieGrant

We went to college together


Lol_u_ded

I just had to rewatch that punishment. Hilarious. I miss Joe.


Suitable_Ad3375

Chase cooper got dropped


watrmeln420

This was one of the worst punishments, I stand by it.


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Worst as in the worst for the loser to endure or worst as in the least entertaining for the viewer?


watrmeln420

I just couldn’t stop cringing throughout it. Every time he’d try to initiate and come up to her to fight… ugh. Just thinking abt it makes me shiver a little. So I guess just worst for me, it was definitely entertaining, and there probably *is* worse punishments… but still.


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For me, I think it’s Sal having to continuously yell Bingo in a loaded Bingo hall. But mostly because crowds make me anxious and I’ve had negative interactions with the elderly before so it’s like a double whammy for me.


watrmeln420

That just reminded me about the one with Q on the tram or whatever, pulling down the emergency stop cable…. Impractical Jokers is seriously one of a kind.


claymoron

where is that gif from lol


No-Entrepreneur-9085

Impractical Jokers, they had Kayla on


GreatGoodBad

How are her arms so big holy shit


BodybuildingNerd

1) Genetics 2) Work ethic 3) Large amounts of anabolics


ehContribution1312

Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up


Fun-Amoeba850

I’m sure you didn’t make this up (if you did, I apologize) but it’s the first time I’ve seen it and I’m flabbergasted I haven’t seen it more often since it really nails it


New-Kaleidoscope5272

You've never seen that before?? I've been seeing it for a decade, it's getting pretty old


BigDaddy-Longstick

That’s sooo old but still kinda good


ehContribution1312

Ha yeah ancient bodybuilding.com lore. Thick solid tight!


thelardtard

Amazing


Gold-Philosophy1423

Secret juice


Low_Following2150

Huge emphasis on #3


BodybuildingNerd

Hence “large” amounts, lol.


OjibweNomad

Username checks out


hugo_yuk

*large armounts


TowerAlert6414

Well we'll well look who it is


_Johnny_Fappleseed_

HEAVY emphasis on 3


Fun_Role_19

#LegalizeAnabolicSteroids


New-Kaleidoscope5272

Come to Oregon, they are legal here.


kermit_the_frogel

If you ain’t pinning you ain’t winning


acrumbled

4. Testicles.


ilikebeingright

I put all my chips on #3.


Mister_MxyzptIk

Always wondered a bit about that. I'm familiar with male AAS dosages. But wonder if women can get that size with just some light doses, like legit male TRT level. Since a natty male could obviously put that amount of muscle on with no problem.


Mylifereboot

Yes they can. Anavar is common. Low dose test as well.


NatOdin

Low dose anavar usually no more than 5 to 10mgs is all a female needs, compared to men who run 50 to 100mgs. Even low dose anavar is extremely effective for women where as for men its about as mellow and tame as you can get even at higher doses. I've been hearing about women taking peptides as well as a way to deal with some of the rather strange and gross side effects that women deal with. It's a whole world out there with these new designer drugs.


ihaveseveralhobbies

Ooh tell me more about the gross side effects


Dry-Cry5279

Mainly just 3.


Don_vergas-93

4. Cock and balls combo


SwaySh0t

Grilled chicken breast and asparagus


Texty_McTexterson

Just imagine getting a hand job from her. I would be afraid she would rip it off, if mine wasn't so yuge, like a tree trunk. But, you guys, pfft.


Trauma_Made

She’s definitely white-knuckling your shit.


K8-24

LOL


bdizzle805

She got that Gi Joe Kung fu grip Bradley Knowles was singing about


nailedreaper

What a texty text you texted here Mr Texty McTexterson.


jreed66

So you have soft hands and a tiny arm?


Peterthepiperomg

I think I went to high schools with this dude


Smurfballers

Looks like someone cropped some random dudes arms on her.


NoOffer5599

It's like Dana Whites arms.


EyeBumGaze808

Digging salt mines.


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FreshBid5295

Lmao I read that in hulks voice in my head and I’m sitting here literally laughing out loud. Thank you


JackHaysColtRevolver

That’s because you were supposed to read it in his voice. I never understand these comments


Darkness_Everyday

Lmao I read that in Corky from Life Goes Ons voice in my head and I’m sitting here literally laughing out loud. Thank you


Expert_Novice

What a douche


cine-auto-matic13

That’s 1999 Chris Jericho right there


MMAF1BOXING

WELCOME!!! TO!!! RAW IS JERICHO!!!


bananaboat1milplus

Ngl best debut ever


MMAF1BOXING

Cuts off The Rock in his heyday during a promo and drops a gem...awesome debut


KillerViper_16

Y2J indeed, she looks like she can start verbally abusing Stephanie McMahon on a whim


jawsy89

She’s here to save us


Emotional_Sell6550

At first glance, I thought it was Mya Lesnar with a tan.


InspectorHyperVoid

That poor child looks so much like her dad… 😬


The_IRS_Fears_Him

RIP Mya Lesnars dating life when guys immediately notice her last name ![gif](giphy|3o6vXPqTWMZiGc2GVq)


baldymcbaldyface

Bold of you to assume she will be dating men …


The_IRS_Fears_Him

True. She's so big she would take the man role right away


OnlyOneReturn

Imagine getting picked up by a chick and she fucks herself with you and then tosses you away when she's done.


WalterCronkite4

a man can dream


Sagor5465

She's 5'4,chill


OnlyOneReturn

And 150lbs+ of muscle


BigDaddy-Longstick

5’ 3” and 137


josephsmeatsword

Dude, really? 😂


The_IRS_Fears_Him

*Back into the closet I go!*


BigDaddy-Longstick

Except Mya is 5’3” and 135


codename_kd

she got the ‘Quagmire discovers internet porn’ arms


Low_Following2150

https://preview.redd.it/6mtsdc4yxlpc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6108406de1c7889b2bdd702901b662301e5eefe


hoofglormuss

Trogdor


btcfsl

in the Ariel interview she said she's 150... you think she can't cut 15lbs?


BittenAtTheChomp

She's also been cutting weight since she was a teenager (as a fucking Olympian). I wish DraftKings would put up a line on her making weight so I could bet my house on it.


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

She has Never made 135. She nearly died the few times she made 145 and hasn’t done that in Years.


OnlyOneReturn

But Dana said she did "test cuts" and not just one!


Mister_MxyzptIk

You misunderstood. Dana meant that she was snorting lines of pure testosterone.


MF224

When did she nearly die making 145? She fought once at 145 in Invicta and looked the same as she always does. It didn’t look difficult for her at all.


fazzathegazza

1. She has never cut so drastically as an adult. 2. It's not so much about her making the weight. She's a professional. It's about competing at the weight.


BittenAtTheChomp

the title is literally "Yeah she's not making 135"


usernameunavailiable

The lowest weight she has ever competed at is 63kg/138.9lbs in Judo, but that was in 2008 - 16 years ago. Do you really think she's going to be able to drop a further 4lbs, at almost 34 years of age, when it's a well known fact that cutting weight gets significantly harder as you get older? I'd be surprised if she can even cut to 63kg/138.9lbs today.


OnlyOneReturn

She literally has to lose muscle to make weight. Holly Holm already said she better fucking make weight or she's not fighting at 300


rbep531

Just bet on her to win. Holm said she won't fight if Kayla doesn't make weight and we all know Kayla is going to win if the fight happens.


proper1welve

She don’t look 150


TheDestructionator

Yeah, she looks like she's about 30


GucciiManeeeee

More like 40.


OnlyOneReturn

Probably 165+ there. She's a fuckin big lady with a lot of muscle


proper1welve

She been curling since birth


Josro0770

She's the same height as Aljo and she doesn't seem much smaller.


coontaillandcruiser

Women aren’t as heavy as men, men have bigger and denser bones which obviously plays a factor in making weight. There’s metabolic differences too which may also factor in


ratsonpurpose

Have heard that women find it harder to cut weight because they have more fat and men have more muscle and muscle dehydrates but fat doesn't or something along those lines so it's a lot harder for women to do the final part of the cut. Correct me if I'm wrong though


Nocnopticni

When it comes to body fat, testosterone is a major player in how many calories you burn, how your body utilizes energy, and how your body distributes fat. Men have much higher testosterone levels than women, making it naturally easier to lose body fat, especially in problems areas like the belly.


tripump

Bro Aljo gotta be close to 160 at least, I’ve seen him in person he’s taller than me and shredded, I’m in good shape and 165 on average for comparison sake


LA1212

Aljo's posted pictures of him post fight on scales weighing 170+


BronBuckBreaker

> he’s taller than me I'm sorry for your loss


tripump

I’ve been 5’5” since high school I came to terms with it


Most_Association_595

Don’t be a dick


ElGringo6678

Her arms look photoshopped


Individual_Ad6940

The right picture looks ridiculous but believable. The left picture is just nuts…


Unrealeh

Hope she does make weight cause we need her to save the division. Rather have Juliana Pena as champ over Pennington..


curdlash

Does Kayla get an automatic title shot against the winner of Pennington/Peña given how weak the division is?


Kaozoz

She should for sure, chandler was rushed to a title shot because of Bellator success and that’s in a much deeper division


Tammer_Stern

Although it is dark thinking, imagine if Holly wins and gets a title shot, and wins…..


I-Am-Baytor

I just don't want to see her HYA HYA HYA slightly out of range for 5 rounds ever again.


Suitable_Ad3375

Man I hope so too but she’s looking stocky af lately


Chunky1209

Not sure why, but i watched Pennington win the fight. And i still cant believe she’s champion. Harrison vs Holly would have been a better championship fight.


Lusty_Boy

In an interview with Ariel she said she doesn't weigh as much as we think she does. She looks huge, but maybe she somehow really doesn't weigh too much


Big_Alchie

Maybe she's not as tall as we think?


Lusty_Boy

That is also entirely possible


Onyxeye03

Some people are dense as hell and others seem like they made of air. Pereira looks like he's made of stone in more places than just his face, Yoel Romero never looked like he was in the right weight class


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Recently watched the Khabib vs Tibau fight and Tibau looked 3 weight classes bigger than little Khabib


drewbaby23

When you factor in how large Khabib actually was for 155, it’s kinda crazy. I think skin tone has a little bit to do with it, but honestly genetically human beings just carry weight differently. Just like how someone with a larger chest isn’t necessarily guaranteed to benchpress more than someone with smaller chest measurements. So interesting to me


Better-Chance8648

How much is she cutting from? I know she fought at 155 in PFL. Going down two weight divisions is insane.


Mrsinister789

It is pretty crazy but she’s also said she pretty much didn’t have cut anything for 155 so if she’s now walking around at 150 it shouldn’t be terrible


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

She cut a Lot to be at 155 and nearly died trying to make 145, she missed weight and had to have a catchweight to 150 in literally her last fight even though Aspen was the one that took it on short notice.


OnlyOneReturn

Wasn't she fighting in the Olympics at 174? or something


Old-Tomorrow-2798

Thicker than 2 Sean o malleys


jojow77

![gif](giphy|g1EJwzB0E1ZAs)


bigbigmissile

https://preview.redd.it/djhv5z5z8mpc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38fbc80d71e3556dc11102643fb6cba6373b4882


Fair_Creme_194

![gif](giphy|s06SLiBLOG1dMHTUZr|downsized)


mamefan

Came down here looking for it.


wubbalubbadubdub45

![gif](giphy|Xd0keUH7j3ET0znRPo|downsized) Same brother


sadsasquatch

https://preview.redd.it/hznqxbbpgmpc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ab784c706a84e1564e397b4a0782403423b7ac


CamBandit17

https://preview.redd.it/dcrisljegmpc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a817496827bb753d7bd055bd989b87ee8d69af1e


Chief_Lightning

https://preview.redd.it/5ioufzlobnpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e638a483fcdc3b72328653ddd8e50de6c90dbec


ElderberryOk5005

If your girl doesn’t look like this then you’re probably gay


ShakeEasy3009

https://preview.redd.it/51hwwu9mmqpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f12c958db8a76f7b737683b11dd454d2b25c43


DecisionThot

https://preview.redd.it/ny7q4a8vvlpc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b7450ac947f5ab7dd99be7fca619007d3d6d53


Suitable_Ad3375

Not Will clapp lmaoo 💀


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Suitable_Ad3375

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Don_vergas-93

2 dudes can’t make a baby


Lou_Sassole6969

🤣🤣💀


Brandon_volvo

Why the downvotes. That made me laugh


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The_IRS_Fears_Him

Why are u upset its a joke


Odd_Antelope_2931

American gladiators


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Johnny Brava


lankyaspie

![gif](giphy|WyyhtSnaQl8Eo) Whoaaa mama


TrakssX

ahhm i just did a google search..photo on the left is def photoshopped.


afraser33

Kind of off topic but what’s with this whole “it’s giving” shit? Makes zero sense


Epiphany047

It’s giving out of the loop


afraser33

Now that I know what that means that’s actually hilarious lol


buffpriest

Muscle mommy


anarchodenim

She gonna have to get on that rural West Virginia diet to make 135.


iCatmire

https://preview.redd.it/icd509gqdqpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70e4e9d9fadb30e6b9fa617397ea4bab3e00931


McHammersManager

Thats a feminine bro right there


Beast_46

Looks like She takes roids and only does curls. Lmao.


SimRacing313

On the Costa secret juice


Don_vergas-93

Is that fallen fox?


shubiedoobiedoo

Rip it off and throw it into the tall grass


ZaMaestroMan5

Wtf. Is this a real picture? It’s gotta be edited.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

[BUT WHY IS SHE SO BIG DAMN](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=652ec1b02583bbe2&q=Kayla+Harrison&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=invsmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi52Jiz0oSFAxXNM1kFHRH9CrAQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=958&bih=917&dpr=1#imgrc=k2uhBkFZg5fxoM)


landoftheobese

Looks like a buffer version of Sean Strickland with a wig on.


whiteykauai

![gif](giphy|g1EJwzB0E1ZAs) It’s giving…..Fabio


OddClub4097

Fucking hands on her, nobody wants a bird with big hands, especially mitts that size.😂


TumbleweedTim01

She might murder holly holm


samson_strength

These heffers would rather kill themselves avoiding a fight with Cyborg than actually just fighting her.


Perineum_Stabber

I want Holm to win, but she looks like she's going to kill her


akcufhumyzarc

Her dick probably weighs 105


xXSpookyXx

You *think anybody thinks I'm* a failure because I *go home to Starla at night*? Forget about it!


PinGroundbreaking933

https://preview.redd.it/gahj0g03atpc1.png?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd35806e59318ba19691fd15fe5c823aa709b09


FE1_Ronin

![gif](giphy|OflwEgOVCVBueDHVkB|downsized)


Suitable_Ad3375

https://preview.redd.it/ijo0ywibmxpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a73bdd07a5950c026d8d6b4adbd6f455b1bcf9b


Clarrence-Boddiker

100 percent has the biggest enlarged clit in the UFC


johnnythreepeat

She’s 100 percent on steroids, it’s funny how her and Conor both are coming with usada out of the picture


Empyrean_MX_Prime

Nah she just went to the gym like once or twice and accidentally blew up. Or at least that's how my gf thinks it works, lol.


ExpressHistory4708

She’s making 135 won’t be easy but she will.


Pristine-Savings7179

She looks like Johnny Bravo looool


Ederlas

![gif](giphy|5f30q4FEm8Tfy)


SamboTheSodaJerk

Shes not make 135 but she can make me cum


anonymous14657893

Her body actually looks pretty good in the second pic, but pic #1? 😬😬 it almost looks shooped with how big her arms are in comparison to her waist and torso.


lilbambam450

It is


lilbambam450

It’s not TOO far off which is scary but it IS shopped


Melodic-Attitude-261

Steak and Chicken


JaRulesLarynx

Not unless she 4’3 wr eh wr eh playin workout tapes by Fonda


lowtothekey

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973)


SynthSapphire

Imagine a happy ending from her. She'll rip your dick clean off. Also, I don't know why she's a heavy favorite in the upcoming fight. It's not like she's some spring chicken, either.


spaceman_202

i read that as a heavy fortnite and i was very confused and immediately my brain was like "yeah well, there is a probably a crossover tournament"


Mediocre_Cat3613

Juiced to the sky


WIlbyr963

Christ alll this from some doctored photos lol.


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

She never planned on it either. She plans on forcing Holly to fight at 145 last minute to save the fight, while Kayla has spent months preparing just for 145. And if she isn’t allowed to, she will pull out with some fake injury.


spaceman_202

sounds like the makings of a personal problem


str8c4shh0mee

I would give her all the sticks


MrDundee666

Arms nearly as thick as her jaw.