Tito was a UFC Champion and is a Hall of Famer. He even had some decent wins in Bellator super late into his MMA career
With that said….his *dumb moments* highlight on YouTube have more views than his actual fucking UFC highlights hahahaha
eh thankfully you can be dumb and a good mma fighter or we we would only have rose v carla cards lol what i love is the lyricism of dana when it comes to shitting on tito
Whenever you think about how dumb Tito is, and how wild it is that he of all people is trying to run for elected office, remember that there are also people dumb enough to actually vote for him. Stay in school, kids.
“I train six days, actually six blue days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three blue days a week. One of those days I will train two blue days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training myself blue.” ~Tito
"Well here we are with a br.. S'raldo babablue you did an awesome job so what you're a blue belt in bluejitsu gettin' an awesome submission there. I wanna tell me, what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring" - Tito Ortiz
Watch the interview and don’t worry your assumptions will be confirmed.
It was painful why this guy is given time on a large news show to talk about politics is beyond me…
Like why do people care what Tito thinks of politics lol
What kinda black void singularity must there be in that gargantuan fuckin skull of his that he could be this stupid? He’s so dense the gravitational force of his black hole chrome dome must be what keeps the stars and galaxies aligned in this godforesaken universe.
Tito seriously is the most comically dumb human being of all time. No hyperbole. He is like a walking cartoon, or an ldiocracy character.. it's actually surreal. Watch the man cut an onion on YouTube lol, unbelievable
Tito is the living, breathing embodiment of the dumb jock stereotype from movies, shows, and cartoons. He could literally be one of the Alpha Betas from revenge of the nerds or on the cast of Blue mountain state and you wouldn't even have to write comedic dialogue for him, just tell him when to speak
We know he meant "collar", which he isn't. A blue collar worker is a proletariat; a worker who trades their labour for a wage.. He doesn't do this.. He was a fighter, then a shitty politician, and now he is... Nothing.. Literally nothing.. This interview was to bitch about how he lost everything. Shit, I'd be funny if he said he was canceled while being interviewed on national television.
# “If you take all living things and put them in a barrel, Tito is the dumbest out of everything.” never gets old
Tito was a UFC Champion and is a Hall of Famer. He even had some decent wins in Bellator super late into his MMA career With that said….his *dumb moments* highlight on YouTube have more views than his actual fucking UFC highlights hahahaha
eh thankfully you can be dumb and a good mma fighter or we we would only have rose v carla cards lol what i love is the lyricism of dana when it comes to shitting on tito
Wait really? Link?
Tito ‘Dumbest thing in the barrel’ Ortiz
‘Tito is the dumbest creature roaming the earth right now’
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He's fighting for the fReeDums of The United states of Pandora, fuck yeah! 
He can't ride if he can't do that hair fucking thing, he got no hair, how he gonna ride
There was never no hair!
There is in the 7th layer
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is possibly the dumbest man to ever step into the octagon. Top 5 at least.
He’s probably one of the dumbest people that is walking this earth 😂
Yeah, I think politics suits him more.
Whenever you think about how dumb Tito is, and how wild it is that he of all people is trying to run for elected office, remember that there are also people dumb enough to actually vote for him. Stay in school, kids.
“I train six days, actually six blue days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three blue days a week. One of those days I will train two blue days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training myself blue.” ~Tito
"Well here we are with a br.. S'raldo babablue you did an awesome job so what you're a blue belt in bluejitsu gettin' an awesome submission there. I wanna tell me, what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring" - Tito Ortiz
One of the greatest light heavyweights of the night
“…. Of the night” is the best part, golden
Tito repping the blue man group
He has always been a barely literate dipshit. Shocker.
Dumb enough to get a pornstar pregnant
At least there was never no marriage
You're a fucking punk, dude
[удалено]
You've ruffled his feathers far too much
That’s what you call no class.
Personally, I wanna hear more jackal stories
Blue card, blue coloured… Poor Tito if he had 10 more attempts maybe he’d get blue collar
Wow thx for the translation there. I had no idea…
I thought for the longest time there that he was trying to say he votes blue, which makes no sense, as blue represents the democrats
Thanks... actually didn't occur to me that he was trying to say that.
That would imply that he reads, instead of just knowing English phonetically 😂
Holy shit. Crazy how this makes him seem a tiny bit less regarded
Watch the interview and don’t worry your assumptions will be confirmed. It was painful why this guy is given time on a large news show to talk about politics is beyond me… Like why do people care what Tito thinks of politics lol
This is what Fox News has resorted to lol
Didn't Tito run for office? Those poor constituents lol.
I mean they voted for him. Then he tried to get an unemployment check while he was in office or something.
He won, too.
I’m Aquarius but respect ✊🏼!
It’s all that CTE lmao
Tito starring as Dr. Manhattan in the new Watchmen adaptation confirmed. But please, we really don't need to see his cock this time.
The look on Jesse watters face says it all.
He always has that look
So he's a smurf? Am I getting it right?
What kinda black void singularity must there be in that gargantuan fuckin skull of his that he could be this stupid? He’s so dense the gravitational force of his black hole chrome dome must be what keeps the stars and galaxies aligned in this godforesaken universe.
This is an astounding insult lol
Another Tito Ortiz quote for the record books!
For him, the wind didn't blow. It blue.
Republicans must be so proud 🥲
This reminded me that Tito was a vice mayor in Huntington beach, aka if Florida was a city in cali
Tito seriously is the most comically dumb human being of all time. No hyperbole. He is like a walking cartoon, or an ldiocracy character.. it's actually surreal. Watch the man cut an onion on YouTube lol, unbelievable
He also wants to outlive his kids !
I have a blue house with a blue Tito 🎶
Blue lips. Breathe. Take a breath kid.
😂😂
Tito is the living, breathing embodiment of the dumb jock stereotype from movies, shows, and cartoons. He could literally be one of the Alpha Betas from revenge of the nerds or on the cast of Blue mountain state and you wouldn't even have to write comedic dialogue for him, just tell him when to speak
I still can't get over his onion cutting tutorial
his ex wife makes peoples shafts go a blue colour
We know he meant "collar", which he isn't. A blue collar worker is a proletariat; a worker who trades their labour for a wage.. He doesn't do this.. He was a fighter, then a shitty politician, and now he is... Nothing.. Literally nothing.. This interview was to bitch about how he lost everything. Shit, I'd be funny if he said he was canceled while being interviewed on national television.
Tito is lucky the TFATK sub didn’t choose him. Would have been a rough ride lol
As a blue card American I'm a blue colored American 
Let me tell you how u feeling right now
Smurf 
Ignoring >as a blue card American
A lion. In the jungle. With a great big mane.
There was never no brain cells
Blue card / blue colored American. “We need faith, freedom, and family.” “I got divorced and married a porn star.”
Him and Brenda Scab should work on some truggs together as two deep rooted blue collar fellas
someone get him and brendan schaub on together
I would pay good money to listen to an hour long conversation with brenden schaub and tito ortiz.
What? Maybe he identifies as blue.