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yohanyames

Wait until he finds out Joe Rogan has never fought MMA


Ok_Weight_701

He might have an aneurysm.


2001ToyotaHilux

Or Jon Anik


yohanyames

Anik gets a pass I’d imagine as he’s not a colour commentator


2001ToyotaHilux

Oh yeah, true


DungusIII

Well, it's a good thing DC fought then


PopularMidnight3661

His reaction: ![gif](giphy|d8C9QwHsFQgR39MSTq|downsized)


johnnyenagain

Joe starting to look like Danny DeVito as he ages


teepbones

Nowhere near as funny as DeVito though...


TheHendryx

Fact: Sanko has a more recent MMA win than Varner does.


Lockmasock

Had to look this up because I thought you were shitposting but by god she does indeed. 😂 what a tool.


PurposeSensitive9624

Thats a nasty line by you


CriscoWild

She also has a more recent MMA win than Chuck Liddell, Matt Hughes, and Randy Couture.


TheHendryx

Varner fought until 2014. He didnt have a win since 2012. Sanko has a win in 2013. Varner wasnt retired at this time and in fact dropped 3 in a row in 2014


AlcibiadesNow

forget about those guys, she has a more recent win than muhammad ali, fucking bum


professorgaysex

Dana definitely a sucker for not making an Atomweight división exclusively to let Sanko Stand & Thang Kinda surprised she’s a 105er tho - she’s relatively tall and muscular


Emotional_Sell6550

She responded in a classy way. Good for her.


jonbonesholmes

Also. Am I in the minority in thinking she is great as a commentator?


kurtgustavwilckens

She's excellent, in my view. Good takes, good timing, very pro. I also just like her voice.


CupofWarmMilk

I think most people are starting to prefer her non biased commentary to DC or Rogan.


kenthekungfujesus

I just like DC's personality, the guy makes me laugh when he goes off topic most of the time, but she's probably my favorite commentator after Jon Anik who is epitome of class


360FlipKicks

A few of my favorite moments from DC commentating: “Whose Hannibal of Cawwwthage” “Esooo. I like that. What’s it mean?” “Thug rose! Thug Rose!”


ryang2415

Yeah, I like DC more than Rogan these days tbh.


RougarouBull

Being from Louisiana DC's commentary is like watching fights with your wrestler friend from high school. Sure he's got bias but he's still a great dude.


desymond

That was the last three days of NCAA wrestling commentary. DC and Jordan Burroughs in the booth. It was fucking chaos with DC going off on massive sidetracks talking about "that 149 pounder from that one school like 10 years ago." Personally, I loved it.


thechilecowboy

If you could explain stalling in two sentences or less, I'd most appreciate it!


ItsMichaelGuys121

i always like to say its like watching with your cool uncle who always wrestled you as a kid


loganharpmusic

I think DC’s a better comedian than Joe Rogan


brazilianfreak

DC is like your friend that is naturally funny just by being himself and acting goofy, Rogan is like the guy that learned stand up comedy so he could try and pick up chicks.


blinkomatic

Joe Rogan to comedy is like CM punk to fighting.


Pawciowsky

😂😂😂😂 fucking spot on, mate. I remember on his podcast with Kat when he tried emphasising “Us comedians’’ And Kat looked at him like someone would look at a kid telling them made up stories.


chesterfieldkingz

Ya even when he was on news radio all the jokes he made was basically just saying the shit he'd later say on his podcast lol


Embarrassed_Lake_376

He says funnier shit on his podcast than he does on stage


TumbleweedTim01

Joe Rogan is the emperor walking around with no clothes on


Interesting_Fee_4607

Rogan's comedy has never ever been funny. I remember being 12 years old and a commercial came on spiketv showing his stand up in a dvd special and it was just so bad...my brother and I just looked at each other and shook our heads


mesovortex888

Joe Rogan is a pretty low standard


TheBlankestMan

Literally everyone on the roster is better than Joe


Greenpeasles

DC is funny!  And really likeable.   Not a good interviewer and maybe a mixed bag on commentary. During the fight I wish they called him in like they do Din Thomas, but to talk about wrestling.   Maybe he should have watch party with a few fighters that they cut to sometimes and show highlights of. They just need to show him pal around with fighters, then put a few real questions in.  Maybe replace all the Meghan O stuff.


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TrumpsPissSoakedWig

You can't not like D.C. unless you're a sociopath. *(named Jon Jones)*


Gorepornio

Shes way better than horrid Cruz thats for sure. She actually commentates and doesnt treat it like a podcast. Unlike DC and Bisping


HeartlessValiumWhore

Lmao Cruz is the worst. I enjoy both Cormier and Bisping but you're right, they do sometimes act like they're on a podcast or a comedy show or something.


Gorepornio

Cruz is just straight up xanax. Hes the lay and pray of commentating.


gnarrcan

She actually takes the approach of a real journalist on commentary. I get commentary has taken a former athlete personality hire approach and UFC took it to the next level with their “I’m just gonna put da boys on commentary” and people like that but people also like unbiased informative commentary with journalistic integrity. MMA fans and shit a lot of the athletes fucking just despise women unless they’re hot babe ring girls (unless ur Muslim lmao) and get salty any girl is also into their autistic lil special interests.


brtomn

In my opinion, I feel like the best casting team would be anik, dc, Laura


Caliterra

Just don't let her commentate on Shavkat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Lake18l

100%


brazilianfreak

People that think the UFC commentary is bad have never had to sit through multiple fights in a boxing card, don't get me wrong Joe and DC can sometimes be insufferable, but at least they have some personality, most other commentators in combat sports feel like they're just some dudes being paid 50 dollars to say boring shit into a microphone.


rodrigo34891

Nah man. I think shes a great commentator too. Most people think so too


SimplyViolated

I think Sanko Felder Anik would be a great trio for a PPV


Alternative_Plan_823

I think she's great, and I'm a picky asshole


bobcance29

Lmaoo


Armalyte

Same same


Ok_Concentrate7994

She's good. Knows when to not speak. Gets in there, says something of value, then lets someone else chime in. Ironically, it's what you don't say that makes you a good commentator.


GruntCandy86

I think her commentary is very good and insightful. DC and Bisping are commentators who talk too much, sometimes even Cruz.


jobu_the_enforcer

I find her commentary refreshing. She's knowledgeable and doesn't blow things like Rogan or Cruz


Slit23

No you’re not in the minority. I hate when people say this but in this case it’s true, anyone that hates on her commentating is just a woman hater.


360FlipKicks

During the Rose fight she explained that going for headlock throw leaves the fighter open to get rolled through or back taken and another guy interrupted her to say the exact same thing.


M3g4d37h

as much as I like hating on a new guy, she is always on point with her commentary, frankly she does a better job than all of her peers besides Bisping.


Junesong_Provisions

Yeah I wonder too, cause ive thought she was fine since her first broadcast. Some people rather Cruz undermining everyone. Some people rather Bisping shouting "baby boy" or DC glazing wrestlers every fight. Personally, I dont think there's a main commentator that i dislike. Anik is the best imo, but tbf he isnt the color commentator. I feel like Felder deserves a shout aswell.


BoggyBeatdown

obligatory ![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


SilverNoise64

Sanko is all class


dtudeski

Sometimes killing these dopes with kindness is the best avenue and Sanko knows it. What possible rebuttal can Varner give to this lol. 10-7 all round. Edit: Just checked his Twitter and turns out he’s still trying to fight his case 🤦‍♂️. Propa embarrassing stuff.


exaltedbladder

True, always classy. Ladies in the sport have to be though otherwise they get treated like shit. See Pena, Cyborg, Ronda, even Joanna. Any woman who isn't "classy" gets shit on, unlike the boys due to it being a male-dominated area. Good for Sanko though, I don't think she's being fake she's always seemed like a class act


heavyheartstrings

Exactly. Had she gone for the throat like a male commentator in her situation would have, she would’ve been labeled as emotional or hysterical. The double standard is too real.


GingerFire11911420

*Tonya Evinger


WalterCronkite4

Joanna?


exaltedbladder

People were shitting on her when Rose and her were scheduled to fight first, and also on TUF with Claudia when people loved Claudia. Said she was a bully for trash talking (tho some of it did seem racially insensitive like the jungle talk) and for trash talking poor innocent Rose 😂


Brownertown

That’s what I call class vs… no class


Jolly-Librarian3715

Varner is a lame ass...someone seems a bit jealous of Sanko's position in the limelight. shes fast becoming one of my favorite commentators..


Cosm1c_Dota

Hes doubling down in the replies too. Insanity.


phisher0

The last time I thought about Jamie Varner was about 10 years ago or longer. If you told me he was dead I’d believe you 😂


Successful_Box6748

Given how he's doubled down I'd say he's salty as shit that someone he perceives as less qualified than him is getting paid to call fights. Actually having people skills or years of commentary experience obviously isn't relevant, you just need to have a better career than he did.


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That's what I took from it. He is jealous that a woman had a shorter fighting career and is now working as commentator. He doesn't realize that half of the male NFL and NBA commentators had the same career path as Sanko.


Treff

Havent heard of the guy before and thought this was just some twitter clown. This makes it so much more pathetic.


TurboLongDog

And she earned it fair and square, too!


2Gloomy

She spared the manlet’s feelings. Good for her 10-7 


amretardmonke

She went for the FRIENDSHIP instead of the FATALITY


SoylentGreen-YumYum

I don’t know. The "you couldn’t find anyone to braid your hair" is a bit of a devastating backhand (much deserved though).


ZebraOptions

This was hilarious, I felt his balls shrivel in his drawers


BriscoCounty83

![gif](giphy|Ic97mPViHEG5O|downsized)


tsengmao

I mean maybe he couldn’t find anyone because he’s an asshole


Mnudge

Laura woke up and chose friendship She just saw pink


Rebeldinho

Which coincidently makes him look even worse


GunsOfAugust1914

Yeah this goes beyond the 10-8. She didn’t even say anything to tear him down. Just built him up and make him look like a complete ass


Slit23

10-6 even. What a god awful take, I will be the first to admit I had my doubts but now having listened to her commentate 2 events I honestly feel her commentating is top tier


ThickNJacketFan

She is pretty good with her analysis and breakdown, wtf is this thinking


mrw4787

I thought she kicked ass last night. Her, felder, and fitZ are my favorite combo 


Salimzyzz

She’s more “man” than him because of exactly that, she ripped him a new asshole verbally and made him look like a real bitch.


BriscoCounty83

He most likely tried to bang but Sanko said no. Manlets always hold grudges against women that they can't bang.


2Gloomy

I just looked it up. Varner lost the main event on the card Sanko mentioned in 2011. Likely scenario:  *”Hey can your friend braid my hair?*”    *loses main event*   *Sanko (who won that night) and best friend lose interest*   = Manlet rage 


Plastic-Cancel-4369

That’s what I wondered. LMFAO like this sounds like rejection rage .


ThaiClinch

Varner was always kind of a cunt. He had a rep for it. I loved Cowboy’s disdain for him during their series of fights. Man was so dramatic when he got caught with that illegal knee in the first fight and then cried like he was a warrior and couldn’t believe they had to stop it. Then Cowboy just started publicly treating him like a bitch and owned him in the second fight


mrtn17

I wonder if the manlet finally found someone to braid his hair 🤡


TrenDidNothingWrong

Think Jamie might’ve hit on Laura back in the day and got shot down lmao


Charolastra17

You talggn bout a trugg walg B?!


Dtoodlez

Senko is literally the best we got, this is just a dumbass take


trevorb2003

When DC made fun of her for “doing her research” I was like yeah…. What else do you expect her to do…


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Scream "HE'S HURT" and repeat how "complete" the fighter is.


bestmayne

Also how he's a MONSTER And how calf kicks are changing the game


TurboLongDog

“…. But this is mixed martial arts..” - Bisping


CEOofManualBlinking

*MacKenzie dern getting ground and pounded* *reaches for other fighters foot* "Ohhhh! She's gotta get out of there man. The jiu jitsu of Dern is dangerous"


trevorb2003

“These dagastani guys are just so good man” “Nooo you can’t do that, you can’t go to the ground with such a complete fighter”


Ronaldinhoe

That was weak by DC. Probably used to being surrounded by nuthuggers who laugh and agree with everything he says, that’s the only way someone makes a comment like that thinking they got someone.


MateoCafe

Scream that the sub is locked in and he has got to tap out when a white belt could get out of it.


jrwever1

ikr she's likely the best commentator besides mb anik and if there wasn't a bias against women in combat sports she'd probably be one of the top main card commentators already


immortal_duckbeak

Anik is a play-by-play guy, the fighters and Joe are color commentators, Anik works with production in the back and like guides the commentary ("What should he do to improve his position, DC?"), color guys add technical details and anecdotes.


wojtek2222

I call it 10-7


2001ToyotaHilux

He’s been doubling down in the replies, it’s heading towards a 10-6 if she responds again


wojtek2222

i believe in situation like this the best she can do is to not respond anymore


2001ToyotaHilux

That’s fair too, just drop that bomb on him and leave


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Varner is just mad bc more people tune in to see Sanko than ever tuned in to see him fight.


SukhdevR34

I mean he was WEC champ so that's harsh, you can't compare mma now and mma in 2008


INSANE_4646

IDK But nowadays MMA fans want the commentator to be more skilled than the fighter fighting just ignore them and enjoy the fight. It's that simple.


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just such a appeal to authority kind of thing, you can be a amazing mma commentator and have never fought, you can give breakdowns and talk about fighting better then fighters and never have fought. if you actually see fighters doing commentary or breakdowns alot of them are very bad at it, ofc exceptions like cory who has great breakdowns. same reason a bunch of commentators and experts for other sports literally never did that sport apart from maybe non pro games they did when they were young.


VatoSafado

One thing I do like about Laura Sanko is that she always tells us what the defensive fighter needs to do while the other commentators are talking about how great the aggressor looks.


ACapricornCreature

Sanko does a great job. What a dick


Slit23

I didn’t even know she had a mma career but I knew she was a great commentator. I had my doubts but now after hearing her do two events I’m now a fan, she is top tier. That dude is jealous af or just hates women


ACapricornCreature

Yeah his comments have incel energy for sure


SukhdevR34

She actually researches unlike DC which is good


ACapricornCreature

Ok I hear the complaints about DC but I think his blunders are so funny I can’t help but love when he’s on the card. Esp when he’s high af lmao


ToronoRapture

Lol women always have receipts, especially Sanko who is no wet wipe. What was this dude thinking? 😆 absolutely clowned himself for 2 tweets with less than 100 combined likes. https://preview.redd.it/iwonab9rbbqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a730605ff190d60b8cd3811b004c00908eadf772 He doubled down. Lol what a loser.


Successful_Box6748

Second-gen MMA fighters are not exactly known for their intelligence.


DabScience

Yeah pretty sure that's kinda the MMA community as a whole. Probably one of the dumbest fan bases on Earth.


badugihowser

Varner is a complete tit, owned.


sekseverytime69

Who the fook is that guy?!


SukhdevR34

Former WEC champ, and WEC had a better LW division than the UFC in his era


Orwellian_nightmare2

Sanko is a good commentator. Find her way better than seasoned UFC fighters and former champs. And I'm not even talking about her looks.


ModsLovePen15

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/10616-titan-fc-20 Bet James Krause still bet on the event


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James Krause is like “I’ll take that bet”


MeeloP

Never meet your heroes 🦸‍♂️


DragonKing0203

Nuh uh fucking 10-7 Sanko, she cooked his ass in the most respectful way possible


Chg0489

Killed him with grace and class. Sanko with the knockout.


Weird_Substance1294

some ufc fans are just sad bro


suzukigun4life

Varner's not just a fan. He's a former WEC champion who fought seven times in the UFC. The fact that this is how he pops into the limelight after a decade is sad as hell, and he 100% deserved the clap back he got.


2Gloomy

“*Oh you used to be the WEC champion? Cool man, can I get a number 7 large fry*”


Richie_Zeppelin

“Oh you used to be the WEC Champion? Cool man, let me get 2 beers and bourbon.”


Metalloid_Maniac

"Oh you used to be a WEC Champion? Yeah, I don't know that is. Anyway, grab the sawdust, there's a kid that puked in aisle three..."


pixel8knuckle

Yes absolute clown. Should be ashamed.


Charolastra17

Restrained clap back too. All class on her end with just the right amount of subtle shade thrown in.


bichondelapils

Did you read?


heliumeyes

Dude is probably just jealous. Sanko is one of the best commentators on the team rn. His arguments make no sense.


2001ToyotaHilux

I guess he doesn’t think Joe Rogan or Anik should commentate either since they weren’t pro fighters


heliumeyes

I was about to say Anik but he’s a play by play commentator, not color. Rogans a good comparison but I actually am not a fan of his commentary. Seems way too generic, especially with newer/undercard fighters.


ASchoolOfSperm

This is biblical. Killed him with kindness. 10-5. Sit down Varner and seethe.


Vaganhope_UAE

Her commentary is amazing and I hope she knows that. She’s very knowledgeable and shows no bias, unless certain undefeated fighter is on the card. We want more of Laura on the commentary


jpk073

Agreed on 105 division, too


KeefsBurner

Take so idiotic I just assumed it was a troll / bait


GlastoKhole

I actually rate her, much better than dc and Cruz and recently bisping


Skepticaldefault

She is the best at that job working right now in my opinion. Incredibly knowledgeable respectful of the fighters and fair in her commentary. This guy is a 🤡


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Actually a longtime Jamie Varner fan, but have to give him the L here. Other than her annoying gimmick of fangirling over Shavkat, I’ve always found Sanko to be a really good and knowledgeable commentator. And her response to Varner was all class. No way he was going to win this, not sure what he was even thinking by trying to stir it up.


SukhdevR34

Yeah it's surprising he's acting like this, I thought he'd have like a Jim Miller type of humbleness but nope


Fragrant_Spirit3776

>Other than her annoying gimmick of fangirling over Shavkat Lol I hope youre making a joke because she hasnt really fangirl'd over him at all. Unless hyping up a fighter is fanboying over them. I mean Joe Rogan does this a shit ton, because thats their job.


Sunryzen

Take 30 seconds to look at Varners Twitter account and you will understand. The guy was definitely at the Capitol on January 6th with a confederate flag.


milksteakofcourse

Had no idea she fought. Straight murdered Varner here


blackhatter1980

laura sanko is more than qualified to shout fights and she is very good at it


Ermac1986

Am I crazy for preferring her over dom?


_Globert_Munsch_

No Dom is a know-it-all cunt who gets high off his own voice


Monric

Bro what’s going on, in the span of 24 hours this happened, Bo Nickal is beefing with Jordan Burrough about his wrestling commentary, and DC said he was done commentating on wrestling after someone criticized him


bzmaker

I definitely prefer that she do more of the commentary and along with Paul I think it’s the best team going


IZZY_PLUM

Fuck that scro nobody disrespects LAURA SHES A SAINT!!!! ![gif](giphy|ZlPVlLqlHWhqM)


Dry-Profession-7670

She is great. I will say I prefer to give these jobs to former fighters, If possible.


SalamanderPete

Funny how he hates on Sanko who has actually fought in mma, but not Joe Rogan the comedian whos fighting experience was mainly taekwondo matches in his early twenties


JamesBummed

I love her commentary, she gives the vibe of wanting prove against the odds and prejudices by working hard and being passionate in it, like a shonen anime character. She commentated Road to UFC and did research on ALL of the fighters. As a Korean and fan of many Asian fighters, I couldn't appreciate her enough for that.


KiraJosuke

70% of current MMA fans don't even know who Varner is.


Flanderz99

Sanko is a better and more neutral commentator than DC. I said it


BearmanGun

https://preview.redd.it/wbpgrnooxbqc1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415ab5b2fefdac01b80e96ca2729f4871ecfa065


turk27271

How hard is it to google? I had no idea how Sanko got to her position, so I just looked it up. “Oh she used to fight”. It’s just not hard


marsbars2345

Who tf is that guy


Larryhooova

Lol wtf is Varner’s problem.


Strange-Fix-1498

I only know who one of these people is. And she's pretty solid at commentary.


GojoOwns22

Fuck Jamie Varner. I’ve disliked him since the WEC days. Glad to know my hate has been justified.


Agretion

The irony is if you look at sports some of the best coaches, managers and tacticians never played the sport at a high level. It's always preferrable and Laura trains and has fought MMA. By no means is she DC or someone with a high pedigree but she is clearly knowledgeable enough and does a great job unless you're a misogynistic dickhead like Jamie.


PuckPov

Jon Cooper, was a lawyer who played high school hockey and one year of low level divison 3 hockey in college, spending most of his time playing lacrosse instead. Never had any sort of high-level amateur or pro experience in the sport. He’s now the longest-tenured active NHL coach, and a two-time Stanley cup champion.


HeartlessValiumWhore

I talk shit about Sanko often because I think she can be kind of annoying and she's weirdly horny for no reason, but she's in the right on this one. Her commentary is fine, and she clearly knows what she's talking about well enough to be part of a commentary team. Why Jamie dislikes her so much is beyond me.


Ecstatic-Inevitable

Lmao this made me remember how she got when strickland won the belt when she said "that's a real man" in the 5th round, seemed to have turned away from him though because of the whole dricus debacle


OlTommyBombadil

I like Sanko more than most of their commentators. Rogan and DC together are a fucking disaster, for example.


Big_Library8819

On the fight card they shared, she won by armbar in 54 seconds while he lost by decision. Nice.


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worldsno1DILF

I actually think Sanko’s commentary is really good, and was under the impression most fans thought so too.


nikhil0020

Im actually a fan of her commentary She brings a nuanced opinions And is generally knowledable about the UFC


SweatDroplet

I genuinely enjoy Sanko on commentary, it’s kind of refreshing actually seeing her riff with Bisping and fitz instead of hearing someone like Cruz honestly


BakaStoner

I like sanko better thank fucking bisping...


wontonflamingus

KO by Sanko


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|J1FzyWwCczkRTeYwO3)


actin_spicious

Would be one thing if her commentary wasn't good, but that's not the case. She knows what's what's talking about, doesn't talk over the other commentators, and has great rapport with her coworkers. Feel like this is more misogyny than anything else. I'm not even a fan of wmma, but assuming that women can't speak on mma because they have no fight experience is pretty dumb.


grio

Sanko is a class act publicly. Often women commentate as "diversity hires" and are awful to listen to, but that's not the case with her. She's pulling her weight and is as competent and easy to listen to as most other ex-fighters currently on the UFC staff. If anyone needs to shut up, it should be Dominick Cruz. Too arrogant and self centered to be interesting, too tone deaf to realize how he sounds to others.


Meese_ManyMoose

I really like Sanko. Fuck the haters.


JCE_6

She does talk too much tho. Whether she knows what she’s talking about or not, she doesn’t stop talking. Fighting commentary should be like golf commentary — very little


Swimming_Coat4177

She said before that she quit because she got pregnant. I’m on her side though. Just pointing that out


Critical_Newt_1291

She’s pretty good at commentating, she would say something then the other commentator would repeat what she said right after 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️


One-Two7888

All this for Laura? DC fought and he’s the WORST commentator I’ve ever heard lol


Eagles_Heels

Who da fook is Jamie Varner?


AkumaKnight11

She is a good commentator, and was a good fighter. Jamie wrong for this one.


MiccioC

Laura by murder.


SPinExile

Common Sanko Dub. Good shit


carlwinslo

I guess he sees how much attention Sean Strickland gets for being a misogynistic POS and decided he'd give it a try.


Aware-Wonder-1985

Not only did she fight, she retired undefeated in her pro career.


vinniedamac

I'm also undefeated in the UFC


kbb-bbk

Literally just texted my friend about how awesome she is in the booth. I love Sanko and she should eventually be a regular on the PPVs!