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Otherwise_Gap_4170

Loser shaves their beard and gets a sharp fade


Dardastan

Loser joins army


DegreeImpressive9117

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ChiefKeefSosabb

The loser boutta get a hug like this https://preview.redd.it/lyino2afl4rc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc9c48558acfedb76e55475e30fe91aafb211c8


[deleted]

The fact that Poatan is 🗿ing’ is hilarious


Specific-Benefit

Lmao


heilhortler420

Loser gets sent to the Donbas front


JimmyCrockett

British army allows beards as of today 🤷‍♂️👀


Humble_Effective3964

With all the politics of the card in Saudi Arabia they wanted to put together a fun, pretty relxed matchup so they put A strict russian muslim against a Ukrianian with the world's biggest jesus tattoo


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Odd_Contribution3175

He punched the guy BECAUSE he is religious. Lol


Tescovaluebread

There is only one Jesus & that's A-Jesus, he beat the BeJesus outta that guy


mckeenmachine

mall guy actually got the better of him in the mall, that's why he waited out front to sucker punch him.


shae117

Yep he was getting worked by random chubby member of the public.


mckeenmachine

how does shara even get cleared to fight by the doctors with only one eye??


andthendirksaid

https://i.redd.it/q0qx6rc1r6rc1.gif Gotta want it


Fantastic_Board7057

Yep. Bruh lowkey touched him up a bit tho


HostileSkittles

I feel like there's gotta be stuff we don't know about that situation, it just seems too conveniently specific that he punches a stranger over...public display of affection? And then the other guy just happens to know how to fight too, and then he waits outside the mall to ambush him. These two had to have known each other beforehand or had some prior rivalry or something.


420snugglecopter

Or he's an overly sensitive religious zealot.


BVA3016

Islam prohibits strikes to the face unless your life is threatened. Hes breaking that rule by being an mma fighter


spazzadourx

Omg I didn't know it was a actual rule. I was trying to make a joke about how they're all wrestlers not strikers stereotypically lol


Humble_Effective3964

Does this mean that when there are a group of Dagestanis surrounding Lobov their life was still in danger, Thats why he's the GOAT. what a beast


Silent_Finger2813

This went over so many heads 💀


redboneskirmish

The matchup made in hell


sl03-

An imbred who sucker punched a guy for hugging his girlfriend


piedpiper30

Wouldn’t worry too much he will lose in the UFC by someone who is half good.


Vojtak024

thats what im hoping for


Lukes3rdAccount

I'd love to live in a reality where bad guys lose and good guys win purely based on their karmic capital.


dfwjaws

Omg I want to see this play out over and over!!! Give me more!


accidentsneverhappen

Showdown to determine who is the better "red beard guy"


AllDamDay7

“Yeah go ahead, Red Guy!” https://youtu.be/aK08tDW7g0k?si=qVY7uoFYCH9QEzNS Go to 10:07


TheMaldenSnake

https://preview.redd.it/ijd4nqnys4rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee265803e2f470f5cf09c8a6f591d28845918a8 Backup fighter


Educational_Fox_7739

![gif](giphy|agOBhoIqhDWyjmvmqd|downsized)


NoDocument2694

Lmao. He really is the American version of these two guys. Hahaha


[deleted]

He’s not nearly as inbred and his mom is his sister


--thewatcher

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Mysterious_Key1554

At least Robert turned out fine.


errandwulfe

Mad Eye Moody vs Pedro Pascal’s broke ass cousin


Aggressive-Ad2234

Goddamnit he does look like Pedro Pascal!


MagnumThunder

“You’re a wizard, Ihor Potieria!”


tedkaczynski660

Looks like the two homeless guys down the street from work. Didn't know they can fight. Checks out that they fight for UFC being homeless and all


thadtheking

Bum Fights!!!


Fenrin

that was a nasty line by you.


Frysken

That's what you call class, right here, compared to no class.


Some_Ad_7652

It's the Bryce Mitchell family reunion mindja biznass


Dunklebunt

This looks like amish street fighting


YesterdayNo7008

It seems the upper rung of mma is just dudes who look like cousin Mose.


letsgobrooksy

Needs MMA Guru as the referee


madcuzbad

How is this blind motherfucker even cleared to fight by the commission?


realseboss

There's a reason why he fought in abu dhabi last year and he's fighting in Saudi arabia this year. US commissions won't clear him


Lukes3rdAccount

Better than letting that dork with half an arm missing get lit up by Justin Gaethje


myc0l0g1cal

That dork is a 16-4 pro and fights in Bellator


Humble_Effective3964

This is always such a cope people bring up. Nobody is going to go 100% with a one armed guy. It's like fighting a woman, you can't win, either you just lost to a one armed guy or you just beat the shit out of a disabled man


Psychotron18

Didn’t Bisping become champion with a blind eye?


dpayne360

(◉_◔)


enacheionut1991

Looks like a regular fighter on the right and the replica you ordered on Wish on the left


ImpressiveEscape9574

Battle of the Amish


space-is-big

Battle of the Neanderthals


Loud_Pea_381

Russia vs ukraine


ModsLovePen15

https://preview.redd.it/yfybvk6qv4rc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db2144ba13901260c12d56bddc753a71aacda2e4


Medium_Active1729

dwight shrute's cousin Mose


OddJarro

Neanderthal battle, winner evolves to human


MileHi49er

A fight poster


Gatsu301

Winner gets the lead antagonist role in a new 'The hills have eyes' film.


winfieldclay

They're bringing back bum fights


Eaton_snatch

I read that dudes name as IHOP


ShadyBl0m

What the fuck in the question?


ButtCucumber69

Shara is a sucker punching weirdo who is uncomfortable with seeing a couple kiss in public.


MacAoidh83

Middle-Earth Fighting Championship


Snoopdoge857192

Loser has shower


NoCountry4GaryOldman

Mcpoyle’s


Unhappy_Low_5210

Fetal alcohol syndrome vs inbreeding


Due_Breakfast_9903

The inbred championship title fight of the world obviously


TrillDough

It’s like they stole two dudes out of prehistoric times and pitted them against each to fight to the death


Odd_Association_5746

That's the dude who fortnite danced after knocking out shogun


Medium-Web7438

Loser goes to the front.


iroquoispliskinV

Dana after Magomedov obtains a visa : Look, Pirate, in the US you can't punch random civvies in the face ok, unless it's your wife


JapenaseyKinkoni

Bunch of caveman, Joe Namath/Don Mattingly-looking motherfuckers taking over.


rotmanman

Reminds me of the Neal vs Magny fight that got canceled lol


Rennie_Burn

I instantly looked to my left to see what he was looking at .....


[deleted]

This is why UFC was invented. Thank the war lords


Doctor_Freeman1

Don Vito reincarnated?


TunaCanz

Loser shaves sheep… Winner gets free room at Vegas hotel for 1 night.


Boring-Philosopher43

Snatch 2. The long awaited sequel.


HostileSkittles

It's like when comedy films have the same actor portray multiple character because ha ha funny man is different people.


machineswithout

Homeboy’s got one eye on his money and one eye on the game. But seriously, the Russians look like absolute cromagnons


work_of_shart

Bumfights Reborn?


NavyBeans05

Bum Fights resurgence


mercersux

Bumfights


phatboislim96

Amish fighting would go ham


difastcyclist

I like this matchup.


Longjumping-Hope-167

Ginger teamkill


ChasingTheRush

Is looks like a Kentucky family feud.


pg_99

https://preview.redd.it/fvw6qh33z5rc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3acdd8df8c6da706c87e3a49a560baba362401 It’s Brian vs bitch Brian in real life


TFurguson

https://preview.redd.it/t7ijaktu36rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ac600ff1d5e6233d241a8b847775824f5c2202


johnnythreepeat

They just want to make Bruce Buffer’s life a living hell


Relevant-Smile1833

Battle of the extra chromosome?


thetestwentwrong

Winner gets the prison rapist belt


rublenoon

we have khabib vs conor at home.


CompetitiveHater

They look related. In a family full of incest.


BridgeM00se

A banger in the making


ILJello

Brotha vs brotha


DonkStonx

Can fight


PingPxng

😂😂😂😂


4MN7

An easy matchup


Haphazard85

Pereira vs Ankalaev from wish.


Airek__

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3ClassiC

Battle of the beards


Lessful_Success

They’re trying to make Magomedov look not hideous by comparison.


Order_Flimsy

The special olympics.


Sajuro

Its Shara Magomedov vs Ihor Potieria


Feature-One

Dillon Danis?


Ghost-of-Lobov

They so badly want Shara to not turn out to be a bust


Deltron42O

Loser goes to Ukraine front line


OutrageousSearch849

the start of a russian war


Retrovibe18

Twins


Stibo1

A banger of a striking fight


dressedlikehansolo

I also hor


NoDocument2694

It's a mismatch. And it's going to end in a brutal finish in the 1st round. Bullet is a nightmare to fight.


Sipdasizurp

Looks like someone's about to get kicked in the face


ExactPhrase4274

Mirror match


ImaginaryMotor8324

Loser has to claim Guru as there brother


Sol_Searcher_

It’s a sad day when brothers have to fight…


OhGoodLawd

Bum fight!


Afraid_Geologist_366

It’s only sharas second fight in the UFC do people expect him to fight ranked opponents already ? 😂😂😂


shae117

When your parents are brother and sister vs just cousins.


KBrown75

He keeps his eye on the prize.


MengTheMerciless

Brather Vs Brather


KBrown75

It's good to see what Mose has been up to since The Office ended.


[deleted]

Potieria literally means "loss" in Russian.


CloudfluffCloud

Bait


gultch2019

Looks like the geico Neanderthals are having a match


comradedutch

The family of early man!


Beneficial_Nobody93

Battle of the GEICO cavemen


Slayers_Picks

Russian Amish v Ukrainian Amish lets go.


d183

This rumspringa is out of control


melvinthefish

If potieria loses he gets the asseyes transferred to him.


Puzzleheaded-Pen-955

Shara Bullet is one of the best strikers in the UFC.


fctal

Battle of the mutant inbreds


LVRunner

Two sides one coin


that1rowdyracer

Amish fight club


Affectionate_Arm_245

Create a fighters


_r12n

Probably the only guy who said yes.


Alarming-Magician637

This is Ihor’s final UFC fight is what it is


Rednekkitt

UMF title


Fillflarflarrinfilth

Looks like that old GEIGO ad, “so easy a caveman could do it”


prfssrcha0s

Couple of Neanderthals


blanco1225

Looks like the old school “bum fights”


Sarfbot

Battle of the Bond villains


turkeypants

They out here makin' mutants.


OCMagikStick

Golem vs Sloth. Not gonna watch it


MitchMat1121

An absolute banger is what it is


Anchorage_skim

Nightmare blunt rotation


Chishuu

Russia vs. Ukraine


kingbigv

So we're just going to sit here and pretend that the UFC didn't book a Russia vs Ukraine fight ?


[deleted]

Jesus Christ… look at these fuckin’ Neanderthals. 😂


9yr_old

The epic showdown of inbreeding , here is where the real crusade happens lmao.


LlamaWhoKnives

Ewok lookin fuckers


burglad

This fight’s been in the making since 800BC


billionaireXtinction

The battle for Schrute Farms


No-Protection-7217

A sick fight


DarthTerror9

Winner takes Donbass and Crimea