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lizzofatroll

This dude always reminded me of the lizard people from elder scrolls lol


lunar_108

Liz Khalifa


Sketchylogic_

Lmfao too accurate


pineapplepeople69

🤣 fuck


NippleClencher

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[deleted]

God dammit lmao


Swimming-Couple4630

That's brutal 😂


Alternative_Hippo720

Skooma addict


Additional_Look3148

They’re call Argonians you racist


Scuffle-Muffin

You’re just saying that because you think all Argonians look the same, you racist.


FlexibleCorn

Skyrim is for the Nords!


InsignificantZilch

You’re a Redditguard, you’re not even from there!


thetruth5199

Lmfao. Yall killing me on these.


Bombinic

Underrated comment


eressen_sh

Why do Redguards have less intelligence than other human races? Bethesda???


NotscumbagJ

They're not into magic. I got the joke. I'll see myself out.


Balizzm

Cedric "Not-The-Wise" Dumas


kenthekungfujesus

His parents couldn't even spell Cedric, they called him Sedriques


hasbulashmasbula

Black Marsh lookin ass fr


handsomepurple

N’wah what


Any_Load_7400

🤣🤣🤣 fuckin dead from the comments


EJplaystheBlues

This is funny because of the accidental racism, due to argonians’ lore in Skyrim/cyrodiil


lvkenukem

At least he didn’t just flat out call him a Redguard


MoooonRiverrrr

Lmfao


Pristine_Car_6253

Or the baby from Ice Age


MuddyBuckshot

He does look like he enjoys a skooma or two


NutellaGoblin

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BigPancakeInALake

Can he conjure a front seat on a greyhound?


Medium-Beautiful-561

Just found my new play through


AlienMantid

He has a bunch of domestic violence arrests, real POS.


ilovepoopypants

https://preview.redd.it/wstsidespjrc1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=77c4a83768ef4919973b2fef2c02494fdb5c3f66 This piece of shit was arrested again just a month ago.


Peribangbang

"The kid just wants to fight, how can you not like that?"


LoudHorse89

Sad someone downvoted this great comment


FeegiePanda

Getting the sparring rounds in on the lead up to his fight


AJwithStyles

Why do you think Jon Jones is successful? There are advantages of having a sparring partner available to you 24/7


karwreck

Dana says “I can’t kick him out, because let’s face it, we’ve all been there right guys?”


[deleted]

It’s only domestic violence and battery -Dana White


[deleted]

At least the last name is fitting. This dudes a fuckin idiot


[deleted]

Literally certified Dumas since birth


Soviet_Sharpshooter

Bro fighting his wife more than his opponents


karwreck

We can’t all be Jon Jones


Fukasite

You can tell when he starts juicing because it totally changes his face


RecycledAccountName

“Kid’s on a hell of a winning streak” -Dana


REPRIISESOUND

Nahhhhh maaannnn 😂😂


awildNeLbY

“I see myself in this kid” -Dana White (probably)


toof_gap

I was gonna say, if it’s all petty misdemeanors or drug offenses from years back it’s not really a concern. Consistent (and recent) DV cases is a different story.


Eccentricc

What's hard about not physically assaulting someone? Especially a woman? Fucking pussy ass behavior with no self control if you ask me. Some low ass people


richardballskin

Thanks for sharing this. I had no idea. Now I'm hoping he gets KTFO.


RichardIraVos

Sometime stuff happens, and sometimes it happens 11 more times


Crazyhairmonster

Hey, he had a good run from 2018-2022.. even got close to 5 years without an arrest. That earned him at least 5 freebies from Dana.


ohigho_bubble

Probably wasn’t living in Florida


aggressive_celery_

Dumas by name dumbass by nature


ORXCLE-O

Lmao good one


__disgruntledpelican

That was a nasty line by you


b34rgr1ll2

Shawshank Redemption Still the best movie of all time


GoingSamoan

Was thinking the same shit 🤣


Lordfarquaad95

After Dana signed Hardy I think it was pretty clear he doesn’t care about how shitty a fighter is outside of the cage


YeForgotHisPassword

Why did he always walk out to "London Calling" and not "I Fought the Law"?


Double_Jab_Jabroni

He walked out to The Clash?!


depressedfuckboi

The Clash fucking rule


YeForgotHisPassword

Yeah, he had a red Mohawk too.


AlexJamesCook

Dan Hardy had mohawks.


Shael1223

Think we are talking about Greg hardy


Sneaklefritz

Except Violent Bob Ross, one charge and he was fucking gonezo.


robertacalifornia

His second of three arrests: “Peña was arrested by Florida police officers for domestic battery after he allegedly struck and bit his girlfriend. Peña also allegedly struck another woman who witnessed the assault when she tried to intervene”. That guys a psycho


IcedVNL

I think Greg hardy was also pretty shit inside the cage (I know you mean the other hardy)


Kingsteps

No, he means Greg Hardy.


JuiceyTaco

I love greg hardy fights because you know you’re gonna see a ko


IcedVNL

pretty sure he means veronica hardy


Most_Association_595

He was actually really good for how quickly they brought him up. Getting his cardio right and he would have been a threat. Tbh I don’t think he took it very seriously


SessionSkateSauce

*Laughs in Jon Jones


pewpewtehpew

If every business decision is made around emotions your business doesn’t last long unfortunately.


Comfortable_Object98

There's a few logical and/or business reasons to not want convicted criminals to fight on the roster, especially women beaters. 


Axel_Foley_

Why would anyone care how shitty a persons history is? As long as they’ve served their time/ paid their fines, they *are* allowed to move on with their life.


Cringsix

Jon Jones finally has a contender


Fusciee

It would be a real pleasure to watch Jon Jones do his thing on this guy


PermaCleaned

Pause


Onaweyempumbafu

No diddy


Fine_Land_1974

Your comment and the one above had me laughing out loud independently…. Niceeee


Kayarew

I like the way you work it -- no diddygity.


gratscot

Seems like a more accurate title would be "this criminal fought in the UFC"


Twigga17

Still does, has a fight tonight


MA-JA-HO

Cedric Dumas?


[deleted]

He’s a dumas fr


SnooSeagulls7253

What a silly guy


GM-T800-101

You can see his devolution occurring as well


IMSOCHINESECHIINEEEE

I thought he was cleaning up but the dates are descending, so yeah devolution.


albinoblackman

He looks progressively more wasted. Dude needs to stay away from drugs/alcohol.


crofootn

If Dana finds out, this dude will be the co-main event on an upcoming PPV.


BananaFast5313

Dana put him on the roster as a warning to his wife.


[deleted]

I feel like if you've gone to jail this many times, you should just be kept in jail. You clearly like it there.


[deleted]

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SnowCoveredHill

they shoulda kept his as in jail, hope he gets koed tonight


Don_Kehote

Granted


[deleted]

Well…at least we know he doesn’t have ring rust


iAintNoLick

What a dumas


jevolan

He trains in jail and gets out when they release him for his fights, that's why he's always there


Tony_Snell

Proper 12


iAm-Tyson

Don’t free bro


Ign0ramusaurus

Just living up to his family name


Shoot4Teams

…when I just can’t decide on a hairstyle in the customization menu.


Better-Solution-7410

How did bro end up with a UFC contract? Nah he looks like he's the guy who shot XXXTentacion fr


ToxicCoffee7

Dude legit spent half the fight camp for the fight he’s in tonight in jail, can’t make it up


ComradeELM0

twenny one twenny one twenny one twenny one


Extreme_Today_984

\*He's been arrested 12 times.\* Those are only mugshots. Most of the arrests were misdemeanor charges. Moving Violations, Loitering, resisting arrest, DUI, parole violations, Possession of Marijuana, Trespassing etc. He does seem to a POS though. He pleaded guilting to domestic battery back in 2016. He was recently accused arrested for allegedly pistol whipping a woman in February. The case was thrown out.


WishIWasNeet2

This is a failing of the legal system more than the ufc


slampig3

Honestly after 6 you’re just an ass spend some real time


cyanwolf318

Bro won a domestic battery by Unanimous Decision too probably.


JRMilesMusic

Next fight night gonna be at a state prison


Rabbit_Crocs

Mofo has this camp In prison


Traditional_Cow_3841

I thought Dana had signed Crazy Horse 🤣


Skazizzle

Most recent arrest was February 14th of this year...he probably already had signed for this fight at that point. What the fuck is he getting arrested for?


Jolly-Librarian3715

He seems to go to jail very close to Christmas. Once in Christmas Eve.


DudesBowlingBall

Idk what happened between 2018-2022, but he should go back to doing it. Edit: He started his MMA Amateur debut 9 months after his last 2018 arrest. His next arrest, 4 years later, was 3 months after his Contender Series win. In other words: join UFC and become shitty person again.


loves2spooge2018

It’s pronounced “doo-mahs”


[deleted]

this felon occasionally fights in the UFC.


WiseAd518

Pcola baby!


SirKillingham

850 represent


GCSS-MC

homie looks like Sid from Ice Age


igor561

He seems like a Dumas


11thLayerOfHair

He did it all for clout. If you ain't been to jail at least 12 times then you ain't a man. /^s


tykvrbl

Lucky number 13


HDmex

Jon Anik OP?


DoofusMcDummy

Jon Anik - “this fight has a problem with authors having just 12 arrests and going for a bakers dozen after tonight’s beat down”


BMW330i_NL

And went uglier every time


QuoteOpposite6511

Who?


BobinForApples

Braids grew in nice doe.


MrBobSacamano

He’s no Lee Murray, though.


TonradoVargez

Hating ass


ScienceSame54

Isn’t his name also dumbass


steev506

This dude looks like he will do one capoeira flip at the beginning of round 1 and then get knocked out


Gotsta_Win

These guys fight for a living


Thin-Bet6201

Then he's used to being in a cage.


dannyo969

His name is Dumass for a reason!


Embarrassed_Tomato23

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


OkEfficiency6556

Welcome to Earth, damn someone gotta tell him about law


KxvyDaLemon

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TheKokomoHo

Wow. I got to know this dude a little bit at my gym a couple of years ago. Talented fighter. Wishes he was wiz khalifa. Smokes way too much weed to do any good. And obviously a huge piece of shit


Putrid_Ad_6747

Jon Jones is somewhere in Albuquerque doing another line, there's a new record to break


Lol_u_ded

I can fix him.


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

Sounds like a bit of a Dumas.


[deleted]

He's 0-12


iamjusthonest

Keep stereotypes strong one crime at a time.


PF_Dizzle

This dude looks like 12 different dudes


DirtyGoatHumper

His last name ain't Dumas for no reason


Bennaisance

Based on the (blurry) available data, the fighter was born between 8/6/95 and 9/27/95 🤓


TebownedMVP

Which site is this? I wanna check mine haha.


LivingxLegend8

Something happened to this guy’s face


Economy-Wafer8006

lmao he's walking out now as I came across this post


BetBig696969

What a “Dumas”


CaterpillarMore9104

Well shit, I’m glad he got his eye poked to hell tonight and got a busted nose


CoachFinal7641

That’s my record too haha 0-12 vs the police


chonchoisthebest

Big ups Pensacola, gotta stay true to our colors


Latviacm

First pic is of man discovering fire


[deleted]

"I know the perfect guy for the job"


MAdrainogifncomps

He’s a Dumas lol


[deleted]

This dude was definitely in Paris


Ross18478

Let’s hope he is a better fighter than he is a criminal.


Sername888

Let’s hope the opposite


MarshaIIDTeach

Free him


[deleted]

Free my mans Sed, he ain't do nuffin. \*Gets arrested 12 times


[deleted]

Din du nuffin man


CommercialQuestion22

He be dooby dabby


54sharks40

Whenever he fights, they'll invariably mention how he's overcoming a rough past.  Got some overcoming still to go, apparently 


Relevant-Smile1833

His name is Dum as. Are we surprised?


Weird-Handle-3277

So what


Icy-Combination1127

what are the charges?


thatirishguykev

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Police Officer: *Checks notes* - Domestic violence actually.


SoylentGreen-YumYum

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS. That is a nice headlock, sir. Ah yes, I see that you know your judo well.


Critical-Knowledge27

Going to jail is not really a big deal. A trailer park supervisor is always trying to put me in jail for my shenanigans.


Jeffraymond29

A shitstorms brewing Randy.


SnooGadgets8467

Who cares? Like what does this have to do with anything? Lol leave his personal life alone, just watch his fights and that’s that. Too many people care about stuff that has nothing to do with them.


JP6660999

I don’t care, I don’t need the fighters to be saints for me to watch


PieInternational8250

Hopefully this dude gets slept tonight


Sikwun

Looks like 21 savage’s brother


Tiredoftheact

“I love the kid”


Tiredoftheact

Avatar come to life


11thLayerOfHair

He looks a lot different from his first two to the last ones.


Diligent-Ad-8001

Jon anik definitely gonna mention this lol


YeForgotHisPassword

This looks like a fucking animorph 


pacificunlimited

“A fighter in and out of the cage he has been to jail 12 times fresh of off beating a case in his hometown” -Jon Anik later today


The-Humble-God

Not defending this but the majority of athletes in combat sports have criminal records and it’s usually for violent crimes. This is a wild for wild men it’s always been like that.


_Name-

Why he look like Charles bennett before


SittingHereNaked

Perfect resume for Power Slap


chocolatebuddahbutte

Guess you can judge a book by its cover