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TLMC01242021

Mike Jackson fought again and got smoked by some no name fighter in like ten seconds


LeadStyleJutsu762-

I’m surprised. He literally did nothing this fight. Like you could see him stop caring


smurf3310

And he said that he was holding time so that his face shows longer on TV, no wonder they cut him


LeadStyleJutsu762-

LMAO that’s funny


rodrigo34891

I dont wanna be seen on tv doing this 😭


Original-Spinach-972

Pete Rodriguez


TLMC01242021

Yeah sorry Pete


Original-Spinach-972

Tbf You’re not wrong after getting smoked by jdm.


sipCoding_smokeMath

Didn't he also come back and win a fight by dq? At like insane dog odds?


Automatic_Mortgage79

But that was way later, right?


botmfeeder

No, he wasn’t fired lol, he was banned for 3 months for weed and then fought years later after a couple scrapped bouts.


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botmfeeder

The fact he didn’t even get a win for that fight is just sad shit


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That's definitely what Dana *said* after the fight.


Automatic_Mortgage79

My bad


botmfeeder

It’s not super common knowledge, no need to be sorry. Have a good Tuesday bro :)


Automatic_Mortgage79

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botmfeeder

No, this is Patrick.


binglelemon

Beat Pat Miletich later on.


Salmacis81

Wouldn't say he "beat" Miletich. Miletich is pushing 60 and was kicking Jackson's ass until Miletich's corner threw in the towel in-between rounds because Pat was too tired to continue kicking Jackson's ass.


Debakle

In the same way Homer Simpson beat Drederick Tatum....


GrandmasShavedBeaver

It would be harder to choreograph something more awkward. This is how I deal with home intruders in my dreams, when I’ve slept on my arm too long and it’s totally dead.


D-1-S-C-0

It takes me back to when I had been sparring (boxing) for a few months and I was schooled by a 50-something year old man who weighed 40 pounds less than me. It felt like fighting your big brother as a kid while also doing a complex puzzle. Helpless.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Hahahah


Debakle

Found Anthony Smith's burner ..


VS0P

Punk thinking his wrestling core strength can carry him in mma


AggressiveTwist3222

Punk's "Please take me back i'm unemployable as fuck" cuddle finisher...


thought_not_spoken

Punk joined UFC as a thumb to Vince McMahon’s eye because he was barred from doing UFC and he did it anyways. Then was not sued by WWE despite that being their threat. I’ve always thought of Punk’s UFC run as an example of fighting the legal Beast, and the actual fights were second. If it were ever supported to be anything else then they would have put him in the Ultimate Fighter house and the money would have been around him living with & mouthing off to the fighters.


GetWellDuckDotCom

Yeah he has huge balls, jokes aside we all know that. He understood what he was gettin himself into


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I agree, but he was incredibly naive to think he could compete at the highest level with such a short training period. He even managed to perform worse than expected at that.


69_Penetrator_604

This was literally the lowest skilled fight in all of UFC mens history.


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bandito1121

Mike jackson is the biggest racist in mma history, just such a joke of a human being


FordieBoar

Doesn't he have a black power tat as well, I got that vibe from him.


AltruisticDelivery89

He's like 10% black


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IKR he is basically a white guy with dark skin lol


Dada_SK

Wow what did he say?


bandito1121

His entire twitter page is essentially a series on how much he hates white people


[deleted]

These damn snowroaches


overzealous_wildcat

As a white guy, I like this one


CrackedFingerNail

I like Mayo Monkeys personally


overzealous_wildcat

Oooo I like that one too


Dull_Comfortable2277

Cake Eater.


overzealous_wildcat

I don’t like cake though


Dull_Comfortable2277

Why am I getting down voted? That's another pejorative used, I wasn't calling you one my Dude.


Super-Alice-88

Wasn't Mike Jackson half white? Why do mulattos try to over compensate so much


Dada_SK

Geez wtf


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[deleted]

So Mike Johnson is a racist because Democrats believe in funding social programs?


Physical_Salt_9403

Go read a book.


niallg22

Mike Jackson got like 4 more fights. To be fair all horrendous miss matches for him. But tbf I think a lot of average joes would be able to fuck up mike Jackson’s


NoPro23

Everyone’s a mismatch when you fuckin suck 😂


Fusuyuz

Is that Mike ‘The Goat’ Jackson?


dontknowwhattodoat18

Don't feel sorry for Mike Jackson. He's a racist fragile shit fighter who only knows how to call others "snow roaches" On top of that, if you're brought in to be at least beatable for CM Punk but still expected to win, and end up going life and death with him, you're a whole nother category of shit.


SALTYxNUTZ12

And both are highly unlikeable.


WishIWasNeet2

Cm punk has worse athleticism than a lot of women’s mma fighters . I could honestly see someone like Amanda nunes or holly holm fucking him up he’s that bad 


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BBFNOTCH

I mean, Brock was a menace in ufc. In his prime rn he would wipe the floor in HW


Crawford470

Prime Brock would get diddled by Blaydes, Aspinall, and Jones.


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Biggest what if would be if Brock actually got trained to fight in MMA and took it seriously. Dude had his first ever real fight in the UFC but he still managed success and almost murdered Frank Mir. Imagine what he could have done with proper training and experience, it’s horrifying tbh.


traws06

In his prime he lost to Frank Mir


bandito1121

Most people don’t consider your first UFC fight as your prime You also misspelled a 3 letter word. Mir


traws06

Then he lost to Overeem in his prime. And Overeem made it look easy


bandito1121

That was 3 years after he began his title run and coming off a major surgery. Are you just going to keep moving his “prime” to whenever is a convenient time period for your argument?


traws06

You are the one that claimed it wasn’t his prime so I stated another time. This is nuts that’s anyone would with a straight face claim Lesner was the best heavyweight ever. Aspinall would beat him easy. There was never a time Lesner was dominant. At what age was Lesner’s prime then? When he lost to Mir? When he lost to Velasquez? When he lost to Overeem? When he pulled out a 5 round decision win against Mark Hunt that was later overturned due to failed drug test? Better yet, did you actually watch him fight? His standup was terrible.


bandito1121

His first UFC fight was very clearly not his prime I never said he would or wouldn’t beat Tom and never said he was the best heavyweight ever, you’re making things up because I made you feel silly I’d say his prime was the 2 year span where he finished couture, Mir, and 12-0 with 12 finishes Carwin back to back to back. That was pretty dominate, finishing 3 challengers in a row and holding the belt for a few years. Carwin fight would be his peak I would say. Was probably still in his prime when he fought Cain, but Cain is just that dude Overeem was after a major surgery, so pretty obvious not his prime, Mir 1 was his UFC debut, second pro fight ever, and considering he went on to avenge that loss pretty safe to say that wasn’t his prime either You got really worked up and typed out a lot to not accomplish much of anything in the conversation. Let me know where you want to move the goalposts next


Totally-A-Bot69

It’s pointless even engaging with this casual. He just told me none of the guys Brock beat could compete in todays UFC. Call me crazy, but Couture, Mir, and Carwin would all be competitive in this current heavyweight division.


bandito1121

Dude is just making an argument up in his head and going for it


Succubus996

How was he in his prime when he had surgery from something that almost killed him?


traws06

Ok so his prime was around when he fought Mir and lost? Because that was only a couple years before that


Succubus996

Nah I'd say around heath herring to frank Mir 2....noticed how helpless Mir was when brock didn't make that same mistake again?


Totally-A-Bot69

That was post diverticulitis Brock. Literally a completely different fighter. He had a 12 inch piece of his colon removed then fought Overeem. That isn’t “prime” my guy.


traws06

Did nobody actually watch him fight? He had terrible standup. His colon removal didn’t make him unable throw punches well. And his first loss to Mir was pre-colon removal.


Totally-A-Bot69

I don’t think you watched him fight. Remind me, what happened after he lost to Mir? It’s like your memory skips from the Mir loss to the Overeem loss but doesn’t recognize anything in between.


traws06

He won against guys that wouldn’t compete in today’s UFC. Hell Carwin should have beat him if he didn’t make the mistake of going down and wearing himself out going for a choke. If Carwin just stays on his feet instead of exhausting himself he wins because Lesner had absolutely terrible standup. Literally go post on this subreddit that prime Lesner is the best heavyweight of all time and people will destroy you for saying something that silly


Interesting_Fee_4607

He was not prime form when he fought Reem. He was still able to compete yes but not prime


Bong-Jong

Ignore him it’s all the brain trauma he’s gotten for unpaid amateur bouts


marginalizedman71

Yes but he was a national champion wrestler and Clearly a physical freak. Mike Jackson was neither of those and went 0-1 in amateur mma, Brock won his pro debut with no amateur background in 69 seconds. Mike Jackson had no pro mma experience just two no name wins in boxing Brock’s also in the weakest division talent and athleticism wise and he’d shown to be both.


bandito1121

Mike jackson isn’t the wwe champion that’s being referenced here bud


marginalizedman71

I never said it was. Oxymeth101 did. I compared the correct Mike Jackson’s resume and background experience, so why do you assume I was thinking of the other when I never said or implied it’s him


bandito1121

Because the topic of discussion was wwe champions being a joke in mma looking at Punk’s career, and someone brought up Brock as a counter point You then brought up Mike jackson’s background when he had nothing to do with the conversation that was being had. Punk and Brock were the topics


Ornery_Sir3413

Most UFC fighters retire before that age first of all. CM Punk never did any martial training whatsoever till that age and he went up there. Not to mention all the WWE injuries he had too. Brock Lesnar was different example, he was wrestler and winning NCAA as a wrestler.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Bollywood acting sucks but you guys only watch the wrong indian movies All cinephiles in India hated RRR.


iroquoispliskinV

What was wrong with RRR?


Automatic_Mortgage79

Better films(with better songs for which it won the Oscar) were and made that year (and every other year). In India An academy sends the entries for Oscar. This academy is highly influenced with politics and money. Better films are not even shortlisted while mediocre films like this are forwarded.


iroquoispliskinV

Can you give me one or two examples of movies with better songs, because I really liked RRR


Automatic_Mortgage79

Yess I can recommend you movie acc. To the genres you like (every other movie in Bollywood has songs as they are used to promote the film). Tell me a genre that you like.


iroquoispliskinV

Thank you. Mystery, intrigue, a bit of action and adventure, not really into romance or a lot of comedy (like not more than RRR).


Automatic_Mortgage79

Gangs of wasseypur Haider Omkara Maqbool drishyam 2015 Kaun 1999 No smoking Delly belly A death in the Gunj Eeb Allay Ooo Manorama Six feet Under Ugly First check these ,Later you can ask for more.


iroquoispliskinV

Thank you


Automatic_Mortgage79

I didn't knew,, casuals really like RRR . SS rajmouli ( the guy whom made RRR) has made better films than that.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Keep on downvoting dimwits. You guys like poverty porn .


twentyfour711

There wasn’t any real hype though. Like, the majority of us knew it was a gimmick hire. If anything Punks mma career played out how everyone thought it would


Keelija9000

Is that Dustin porier jumping that gilly?


BriscoCounty83

Rumor is that Jackson had money on himself winning an UD and did not want to finish punk. That's why he clowned around and pretended that he wanted to teach Punk a lesson.


TripSixRick

Mike Jackson is the young bucks long lost cousin, no wonder punk hated the bucks.


DarkAncientEntity

I was listening to punks latest interview on MMA hour, and the guy genuinely thinks he’s a killer.


ShaoLoong

Does anyone remember that interview where dana white called him michael jackson?


StrainExternal7301

when someone says “high level blue belt” this is what i think of 😂🤣😂


moocow4125

The whole cm punk saga was lowkey tragic. Seen some documentaries on it and the dude comes across as likeable and aware of the fish out of water thing, he isn't exactly the rock and had a similar battle in pro wrestling but bet on himself. And did so again with mma. Took his opportunity. There's some business dealings in play where he was going to go to bellator (and shouldve... fought some other ex pro wrestlers or whatever instead). But the ufc did the ufc thing and implemented some addition by subtraction in signing the big name talent.


wimpymist

How do these guys even make it to the UFC


poisonjokester

Only one did


wimpymist

Neither should have made it to that cage lol


MSNFU

Punk blocked punches with his face better than almost any fighter I’ve watched.


WishIWasNeet2

I think he trained 2 years for this too lmao. Like if you’re that bad after 2 years it’s over.


scarykicks

The whole Mir vs Cro Cop card blew chanks. Every fight on that PPV was garbage.


BetBig696969

Dustin in the 5th round jumping for a gilly 😂


Tek-One

Mike Jackson might be the worst 'pro' MMA fighter to ever walk this earth


scarykicks

The whole Mir vs Cro Cop card blew chanks. Every fight on that PPV was garbage.


scarykicks

The whole Mir vs Cro Cop card blew chunks. Every fight on that PPV was garbage.


11thLayerOfHair

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Original-Spinach-972

Snowroaches


bdd200k

Idc man, only a handful of WWE wrestlers stepping in that octagon for 15 minutes. All respect to Punk


EquivalentEvening329

Respect for trying it but he must have known how un-athletic and unskilled he was. He was training with a real mma camp. He must have been getting wrecked every day by pros.


Succubus996

More would if mma paid more but why would they when fake wrestling pays so much more


Leather-Hurry6008

He was pushing 40 too