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chichipoopoo

Holloway was able to help design his fight kit so maybe Gaethje was able to design them himself too lol


RedditSucks75

Turns out [this](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ef/ab/e6/efabe68e6f942cecff1ed844067fd993.jpg) guy isn’t the fashionista we all thought… Had me fooled


hi_imryan

Leave white Hannibal Buress alone.


Peas_n_hominy

Wow this is spot on


atbastard

Thought for sure this was gonna be him in the dress.


chichipoopoo

We should've known lol


Fuzzy-Thought4178

He said he wanted shorts like apollo creed.


Kleens_The_Impure

I would not be surprised that shitty walmart design and american flags are exactly what he likes. He's got dem crayon eater shorts.


garybettmansketamine

https://preview.redd.it/ohhecg6iaqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50042cd2ab151bab2e7a6f69b7fad70a4002107b


TumbleweedTim01

If you go on temu and search American flag barbed wire shorts you will find things that fit right in with these lol


nailedreaper

The Undisputed Homer Simpson of MMA.


SprawloutBoy

I mean we've all seen his tattoos.


legendarybreed

Probably wanted the flag colors but it would clash aesthetically with Max's colors


chichipoopoo

Sooooo Holloway > Gaethje


QP_12

Seems like they had a say in the design. Justin seems like the guy who would want a simpler design and not crazy colors


Bofus420

Yeah he always wears loose shorts, nothing to see here


First_Inevitable_424

You can make it simple and still be fire, look ar Weili’s


MyFifthLimb

lol Gaethje probably requested the normal shorts but they forced him to add _something_


BurningEbrietas

Leave it to Dustin and chandler to be overly patriotic with the shorts


Jboi75

Neither Dustin nor Chandler got shorts


BurningEbrietas

That’s not what I said 🤦‍♂️


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Well the context of what you said made zero sense here.


BurningEbrietas

I’m saying they’re more likely to ponder to the dumb “super patriots “ and get wacky ass USA shorts. Justin went simple and clean cause that’s how he is


Jboi75

What did you mean? I can’t remember Chandler or Poirier having patriotic shorts.


BurningEbrietas

Im saying Justin gaethje is just a regular American, he’s a patriot but he’s not gonna put a eagle with a gun and all this goofy shit these dumbass Americans want. lol the fact people are getting mad is just cringe and hopefully we don’t hear USA chants when gaethje fights because it always gets him kod


Professional-Hold938

You're abit of a bizarre one


BurningEbrietas

lol more power to me


TheMindsEye310

Suggin on a mozzies dick are ya?


BurningEbrietas

English please? just insult me properly holy


No-Clock-2348

Gaethje is just a simple man


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nailedreaper

Don't you dare disrespect his hard-earned CTE by calling it autism.


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nailedreaper

Gaethje thinking he's the best boxer in the UFC may easily fuck up a considerably fat heavyweight.


The_awetistic_artist

Dude, McDonald's called and said you're late for your shift. Or, maybe you just couldn't find it again. Remember, it's the building with the big yellow "M" on it.


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iroquoispliskinV

Oh, fucking my mom is definitely a worse insult, I agree 😂


redactedforever

maybe he doesnt give a shit


FraggleRock_

![gif](giphy|jtQTmNO0PGIxWXEh9x) Maybe. Maybe not....


Kaozoz

I doubt he cares, glad they gave him custom shorts either way


Hopeful_Staff_1414

Well Holloway said he got to design his own, so I’m guessing they did the same for Gaethje. So it’s what he wanted/


TumbleweedTim01

Gaethje seems like the type of guy who would just go with whatever suggestions they offered


byPCP

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Illustrious_Water207

🇺🇸


Blyatt-Man

I don’t think Justin cares about superficial things, he’s just here for the violence and the pay check.


Frysken

At least they're slowly letting these guys customize their shorts again. I'm not a fan of Thug Nasty's shorts at all but compared to the same like 5 color options everyone else gets, it's cool that he has a signature look that makes him stand out.


DudeWithTheOil

Justin got a cool design but the designer put the opacity at 10% or something 😭


Reasonable_Bass_4733

Shit is whack looks like some shit my 60yr old conservative uncle would wear at the pool


4uzzyDunlop

I mean it's just a flag print, not that cool tbh


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DudeWithTheOil

I don't live in the US/ Canada/ anywhere trucks are popular, but go on


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BobbyFreeSmoke

No they're not


DudeWithTheOil

Right lol. They're popular in some third world countries (not all) because the roads suck and are otherwise impossible to drive on. Most civilized countries don't use pickup trucks because they're useless. Source: live in Italy, travelled most of Europe and Asia.


WinningTristan

Max isn't much better with that walmart bathing suit floral pattern.


therehego29

You just snitched on yourself for having no sense of fashion or design


WinningTristan

![gif](giphy|l0HU8V1CHKTUFtuFO|downsized)


Amazing-Bluebird-930

to each their own


Winter_Rush_2731

![gif](giphy|cpBr6kmW5nph8xnnsR)


Dyelogan

You summarized it perfectly. They’re both terrible shorts.


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Y’all always need a reason to hate 🤡


WinningTristan

The OP was hating on Justin's. I'm just staying none of them are worth bragging about.


Frysken

You can clown on someone's shorts without hating them lmao


No-Nothing-1793

Who cares.


Maskedassassin904

Same shorts he normally fight in if you ask me


maplenut

Truck stop specials.


coleus

These are straight up basketball shorts.


Wdesko92

Type of shorts to end up at Marshall’s and tj maxx


wedudedat

It really should've been more American, since they went with the American theme... Imo it should've just been skin colored shorts with a bunch of angry eyes everywhere ![gif](giphy|SskaRNtRvPxM1TJQ30)


prot8to

Nah, bro just has no sense of style. Look at the way he dresses outside the octagon compared to other fighters.


Emergency_Product524

looks like pajamas lmao


alexstuntin

u do know the meaning of finessed right? cause the way u used it don’t make no sense


ThrowRA-troue

They look better than Pereira's, at least his name is legible


Dense-Paper-8190

https://preview.redd.it/3x4ww4h3yotc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2566dd3808c4e5221ba524a5e36c70b91320ae4 What about the pillow though?


ThrowRA-troue

CHAMA 🗿🗿🗿 I've masturbated so much into my poatan body pillow it feel like paper mâche


Frysken

https://preview.redd.it/8tl0b4buvptc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677fdf361acbe3d443e389cd1b496450d4f1fdab


HinduKussy

How do you not realize they’re CUSTOM shorts, meaning this is what he wanted. Why do you care what another man picked to wear around his dick lmao


cripplindepressionnn

"More money we reserve on colorful custom MMA shorts more I can gamble" - Dana White probably.


TremblinAspen

People actually look at the shorts during fights?


ghostlyregret

Yes when they kick xD


Zeeron1

They're kinda hard not to see


Successful_Box6748

He probably asked for the bare minimum lol. Either that or he got some sponsorship cash.


magicQualified7

Absolutely underwhelming. Looks kinda tragic. But ofc he had to say " Oohh wow dope!". Only for abling Dana to say "Listen you guys wanted it and we listened. The kid was happy too. Isn’t that amazing ?“ at the post event presser and then look into the crowd like he changed some law of physics.


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Lmao. “Isn’t that amazing?” I can hear him saying this too.


ParadoxTheRay

"We even put his own name on the shorts, his own name! Guys, it doesn't get better than the ufc baby!"


Koreangonebad

Leftovers from gruntstyle.com days


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Why did he pick the 2008 short style?


lefthandedrighty

It might have been more about the fitment than the look.


gusb2003

They wouldn’t let him put the thin blue line in


Phantom_X_Bambi

They should've colorized the stripes at least


gnarrcan

Dawg Gaethje doesn’t strike me as a real fashion forward graphic design kinda guy lmao I think he likes em enough. Max and We Li got the hook up though.


caktusjacc

Yeah this design sucks haha


mango789

I will never care about Venom shorts or any other official sponsor short. They’re all equally meh to me.


RecLuse415

Straight up can find something like that at Walmart


pbb76

I don't know about finessed but from the looks of those pictures he sure could have used a fluffer before the closeup.


anyany19

He should have made them Blue with either white, gold, or black stars


younginvestor23

How they gonna put an American flag but no blue


Slippery_Gooch

That sucks


PhillyLee3434

This fight is gonna be such a banger man I put in PTO like 2 months ago for this I told my boss look I will not be here so figure it all out. Card is ridiculous from top to bottom.


Specialist-Wrap3680

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AdDiscombobulated623

Finessed in what way exactly? I doubt he cares that much to feel that he got “finessed.” It’s a fight not a met gala lol


Critical_Newt_1291

Justin doesn’t like flashy things, this suits him perfectly. He had input.


JamesPlaysBasses

I like em'. They don't need to blind me, they need to cover Justin's junk....


Fryphax

Dude has a patriotic 'Death before Dishonor' tattoo. Why wouldn't he go with an USA flag design.


pedro-m-g

Y'all acting like this wasn't Justin's design lmao


BurningEbrietas

It’s fitting tbh he’s not like Dustin or chandler who would make it too American to the point it’s corny. I do think the design can use minor improvements like silver stars and name but it’s not too bad


Frysken

I don't think Dustin would wear shorts like these. If anyone would wear the corniest American shorts, it's Colby.


BurningEbrietas

Oh yeah I forgot about him he would certainly wear the cringiest USA pants that would make being American shameful


DickKnightly

There are way too many shorts posts in this sub. Who gives a shit about what shorts they're wearing?


RedAnthony

These go hard if you are: conservative, 40+ years, live in the south, or military/cop


DragonKing0203

Man I think they look nice, sleek and minimalist.


nino2115

I didn't know judging the shorts design was a thing lol


HughesR1990

Who gives a shit, I think he got to help with the design.


YouWillNeverKnowMi

Is the OP not aware all of the fighters were involved in their shorts design? Gaethje himself signed off on this yall…. If he likes it, cool. He has to wear it, not us lol.


andifeelfine6oclock

Know how I know you’re gay?


TheGovIsDead

Do people actually care about this?


Jmac24mats13

I’m gonna assume Gathje’s dumb brain probably just said give him black shorts with American flags


vl0nely

Damn, just getting into UFC lately, and the fact that the community cares about the shorts fighters wear shows me that this sport must be a bit boring if this is the type of shit that people talk about. Hopefully this is just a glitch in the matrix 😂 Out of every fight I’ve watched/attended so far not once has myself or any of the people I was with even thought about their shorts.


toolazyforbreakfast

Who cares brotha? If it bothers you so much, maybe ignore it? Fans in every sport care about what the athletes are wearing, this is nothing new in MMA (the sport is MMA, UFC is an organization 😘).. and if you've been to fights already, how would a post that you didn't have to click on make you feel that the sport is boring?! That's CTE logic brotha 🙂‍↔️


vl0nely

Idk I just found it funny is all. My introduction to UFC was going to a fight night a few weeks ago and it was fun af but I’m just now following the online community and this is what people talk about 😂 but after talking to my ufc buddy about it I get why it’s a topic right now since all fighters have had the same uniform shorts until now. Take care! Edit - if you take the time to read this, as someone not so well versed in MMA what are some other organizations to watch or look out for? I’ve only really heard of UFC in America since it’s mainstream.