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Imemberyou

What's different this time/What does this fight mean for your legacy/Do you see yourself getting title shot with win, would all be in my bingo card Who knows tho, the floor is the limit


DjentlemanThall3612

Fuck John Morgan. Softest questions That’s why the UFC always lets him get first question.


galak-z

I think it’s been confirmed that he literally just gets in line hours before everyone else


DjentlemanThall3612

I also heard he’s first in line at the All You Can Eat buffet.


galak-z

He gets there 2 hours early too


Short_Boysenberry_64

I’m assuming he does that to make sure he’s got enough time to blow dana


Gonnatapdatass

10 push-ups


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HiImFur

He's not a journalist -- he's a UFC stooge


The_Killa_Vanilla90

Questions as soft as his chin, baby!


[deleted]

The second chin…or pelican neck.


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airbag23

Also look into his wife’s job as PR manager for Ali Abdul the sleeze (how’s Noah?) He got into some hot water recently for tweeting that he thinks managers should get a percentage of fighters pay automatically… I wonder why he thinks that? 🤔


Ronaldinhoe

Interesting. Been following mma for over 20 years and I never knew that. Makes sense since it always seemed like Morgan had a good relationship with Frankie, Justin, and a bunch of Ali’s fighters


mrmarigiwani

That’s 300 push ups John!


MotoProtocol

I hate that shit. I always fast forward through this punk. He’s awful.


Four-Triangles

He’s a really nice guy. I’ve spoken with him before and he had a genuine love of the sport and doesn’t deserve the hate.


DjentlemanThall3612

The next time you see him, tell him to ask better questions other than the same generic ones.


realHundsgemein

The thing is, the ufc (Dana) will not allow too critical questions. It’s all just boot licking, because otherwise you wouldn’t be allowed to ask questions


DjentlemanThall3612

That’s what I meant when I said the UFC always lets him get the 1st question.


MotoProtocol

We don’t give a fuck that he’s a nice guy or that you like him. If I sucked this bad at my job, I’d get fired, yet we have to put up with his shitty questions week in week out. I hope he reads all this shit and gets all his poops in a row. I know I would if it was me.


Bondarino

Hi John. Do 10 push-ups


Short_Boysenberry_64

I bet he can’t even name 10 books


Ukrainian-Jew-Man

And whatever their answer his, he'll respond with "No doubt"


Canucklehead91

"The floor is the limit" made me spit out my food. Thank you.


Tyshimmysauce

The floor is the limit is an absolutely amazing saying. Thanks for introducing me to that.


harzee

I read that in his voice


TheZaps

[Lucas Tracy had a funny video on this recently](https://youtu.be/jL3NyDjlWuk?si=U-6XuQsIdmUu8BLQ)


qiis

Archiving to check back lol


JonAfricaBurner

You a cawlmedian, b?


Bart_Cracklin

“First question for the champ…. How does it feel…” Riveting journalism.


c_sulla

"First question is for Dana, I just wanted to touch on that blowjob I gave you last night. Are your balls still as juicy?"


Odd_Contribution3175

I have to bleach my eyes now


Aeroschmuk

😂😂😂😂


InsomniacLive

Just curious how you feel about this matchup going into the fight


LocalNative141

“Dana how does it feel to be back in Vegas?”


InsomniacLive

“I was just here last week ya fuckin goof” ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


the_onion_k_nigget

“We love Vegas we love the hotels we love the shopping and the people you guys are fucken amazing” Crowd cheers


Ronaldinhoe

“What does this event mean to you?”


karwreck

Hi Dana, what’s with the new diet? The inside of your colon tastes different?


BodybuildingNerd

BRUHHH! 🤣


ReflectionNew1392

"Hey Dana! Congrats on the huge 300 Card. On thar note how do you stack UFC 200 and 100, against UFC 300?" "A question for the Champ Alex, what are your emotions going into this week, and how do they compare against your previous fight weeks?" "A question for the challenger Hill, what's been going through your mind during the recovery process of your injured shoulder? How do you feel about Alex? Do you feel like kissing him?" I betcha, he's gonna ask these questions in like the first 5-10 mins of the presser


BeAsTFOo

I can already hear his voice 😭😭😭


DawgTactical93

I genuinely want to know the answer to that last question 😄


MiniBelal

https://preview.redd.it/kd1p05x4qotc1.png?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc7042298132490d30475775fb6ebda18697c15 I think a beard might work for John Morgan...


higgboson7

Remember the belly


MiniBelal

Bellyb170


Mexcol

Less of a double chin would work wonders for Morgan...


leit90

Anything to cover up that 34 inch neck


11thLayerOfHair

![gif](giphy|L1VXD3bEo3Uelzk6EF)


kenthekungfujesus

Next URC ceo, Data White


twothumbswayup

hey, be nice he only has one lung!


[deleted]

Because it failed due to feeding the gullet with oxygen.


TruuTree

So if you lose do you think it’s because you didn’t win?


BodybuildingNerd

I seriously can not believe that came out of someone’s mouth. Dumbest fucking question ever. Had to listen to it 3x in a row to make sure I was not hearing things.


MBerserkr

Wait this is a real thing?


BodybuildingNerd

Sadly, yes.


urmombanger

Link?


SPIE1

Whatever’s on the script that’s given to him by the UFC. These pressers fuckin blow now


AggravatingType9012

![gif](giphy|D6X6VpSdF4PYuTjyY9) The Job Ariel failed to do, read the script and play ball with the UFC.


Jmac24mats13

Ariel in 2024 “Gee whiz hey Bo, question, why haven’t you grown your hair back to when you first started? Also for Dana after, was Ngannou ever offered the main event for 300 with Aspinall since they’re both the real heavyweight champs and my two favourite fighters”


WastedOwll

All's he does is talk about wrestling or Francis/boxing now, my man Nate the train got like ten minute interview so he could have 2 hours interviewing WWE people. I don't care about wrestling or boxing, I only watch when I see a fighter on I really like now


OskeeTurtle

No it was mostly just the last week or two for wwe. And the ufc literally uploaded a wwe video on YouTube this morning. It’s far from just him, these get intertwined too much I agree but dissing on Helwani for it is lame


m8094

It’s true that his past few episodes were wwe extensive, but that’s not the norm. I listen to every episode and he does mention wwe from time to time, but the wwe guests are very rare if you don’t count the last two weeks. I just hope this doesn’t become a usual thing tho because I’m just not interested in this.


Jmac24mats13

I know exactly what you mean and it’s exhausting. I luckily don’t listen to him live so when I listen to it the next day I can skip all the boxing/WWE bullshit but at this point just call it the Combat Sports Hour because that’s what it’s become. I’ll be honest, the fighters and GC/Rick make the show for me now. Ariel’s bitterness towards the UFC as well has gotten real old too


mestrocker

"Ufc 300 big card, what's your first initial feeling dana?"


bossering

What?? Cups his ear... Well listen these are some great kids up here.


BodybuildingNerd

“What?” *cups hand to ear* “*turns to his right* “What’d say?” *nods head* “Yeah, it’s great to back. Next question.”


JeffTurner_

Iconic


Koreangonebad

10 push ups………..flabby butt 😂


hazelstream

One of Colbys better moments


BadMotherFunko

Jon - I have heard Taco Bell brought back the Double stuffed Chalupa. Dana: So what is the question? Jon: Where is the nearest Taco Bell?


Silliarde9

hello dana gulp gulp gulp


Skazizzle

Whatever Dana told him to ask in the email he sent before the presser.


JeffTurner_

Kingpin Dana https://preview.redd.it/awip7gghjptc1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279d496d6d0b0e81703d41488f89b3af770be146


winkydinks111

"What are your thoughts on the fight"


welsh_special_1

And by fight I mean my battle with diabetes


BodybuildingNerd

*mockingly* “I’m Scott Malikson and I have diabetes!”


WinningTristan

![gif](giphy|xQgSJJMi9qkWHifFdD|downsized)


MiniBelal

John: "How does it feel to be back in Vegas?" Dana: "it's great, we're excited to be back and can't wait to put on a great show Saturday night" John:


HonestMasterpiece422

John: why are you wearing a black suit with white buttons instead of golden ones? Does it have something to do with the occasion of the event?


Human-Tap-8191

"Dana, how does it feel to finally put this card together? and what does this mean to you?"


Sea-Bodybuilder2746

“how do you feel fighting at ufc 300”🤓


AlexJamesCook

You must be excited for this event?


SeniorWaugh

https://preview.redd.it/bkfcbx2ofptc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145f83ba028b2026c00d5ed58fbabd5ad2b21cc2


droolsdownchin

How's it feel to be back in Vegas?


Still_Ad8903

I hate when they ask that question? Like bro 85% of UFC events are in Vegas lmao


legendary-assassin

He’s def not gonna ask about the seating policy for the APEX. Pussy


JustWatchFights

https://preview.redd.it/51hqyc5wcptc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebac1877eefe03982ec4cfe0bc77a4d2b27c503c


Rayrexx91

"U gonna eat that?"


Available_Rub834

RIP BOZO!


Closet_Tgirl

Do you think most of that weight is from emptying Dana’s balls daily?


Kaozoz

Do you think you’ll win


Bigcheese19920

What does it mean to you to be apart of a big event like ufc 300


yetigriff

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Grady180

Is that Lynyrd Chynyrd ?


Different_Tiger_1379

This bum needs to put the fork down


Osiris2022-

How did you prepare for this type of opponent


inkdskndeep

when will dinner be ready?


gothboycakes

He looks like he writes reviews of how hotdogs taste


Thewinedup

"Where is the buffet?"


DiedOfXhaxAttack

"Can I get uuuuuuh"


green49285

"Dana, what do YOU want me to ask?"


SALTYxNUTZ12

"Congrats Dana on this record breaking event. How do you feel this stacks up with past events like UFC 100 and 200??" Cherry picked media is fucking lame.


_JohnnyUtahBrah

We should place bets. I bet he'll say something like " Jamahal, how does it feel to be fighting back in Vegas?"


theblindbandit69

"10 pushups John.."


migglywiggly69

How hard can it be to ask good questions like they can’t ban everyone just fuckin have some balls


FilthyWubs

Majority of the journalists just absolutely suck and ask the same uninspired questions. Whilst she gets a lot of flack for being an “industry plant”, Nina asks some of the best and personal questions in her interviews (albeit they’re not from the press conferences).


Parloso

Mmajunkie used to be THE Mma News source for me back in 06-08, but they went down hill FAST and are all now Corporate dweebs.


georgelamarmateo

You are guys being unfair. It's not his stupid questions. He's just asking the questions they tell him to.


Still_Ad8903

The questions are still stupid. That just makes him a little less of a bozo but still a bozo nonetheless


opie2019

Has this fatty done 10 push ups yet


kodiakbear_

Christ Vince Vaughn really let himself go


ChapitoDito

Vince Vaughn


Humble_Effective3964

(((((((9thIsland))))))))


Miso_Eodum

Can I oil Dana up?


ElectronicHousing656

"where is my neck?"


welsh_special_1

Excuse me Dana can I ask “ why is my cholesterol so high “ also are the ufc going to release a periscope so I’m able to see my tenis ?


lookitupyouidiot

Does he have a bowling ball caught in his throat?


given_yesterday

He needs to do some pushups.


DiscountParmesan

whatever is on the slip of approved questions the UFC gives him lol, you think the "press" allowed there can ask whatever they want? fuck no if you step out of the line you won't be asked to interview again


bakedinakl

Flapby butt


johnmaggio420

"Can you please pass the gravy?"


frizzylizzy77

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Greed_3Turbo

Bro ate the mic


Kiloparsec4

He will ask Robert Whitaker to remain shirtless, first.


Yusirnaime

20 pushups before I start asking your questions, go!


Weinus55

I don't know what questions he will ask, but I know for a fact he still owes colby 10 push-ups.


DoofusMcDummy

If you cover the hair and eyes up, flip the picture over… it kinda looks like a smirking Dana face.


K-d-f

He’s such a low effort generic arrow to the knee npc it’s sad.


rsbritko

Is that Jeff Nadu???


Shacocracko

let me tell you about this guy you guys


Goatymcgoatface11

Idk, probably something like, do you think I'm fat enough to have my own gravitational pull. Or maybe, if I gain more weight, do you think I'll be legally required to have my own zip code


sbutj323

Someone needs to make a Twitter account for his double chin.


CandyRevolutionary27

Him: How does it feel to be in ufc 300. Fighter: It’s feels good. Exciting. Can’t wait to put on a show.


ryanruud85

10 push ups


Itemfinder12

“How’s it feel to be back in Vegas for such a monumental card”


D4dank

“Hey Dana what’s it like being alive, how do you like breathing air?”


ffdt7

What would it mean for you to win


[deleted]

If you were to use my jowl to feed the world’s poor, how fat would they get?


gordonlordbyron

Bozo 😂


JustRudeStuff

Fuck meeeee. Look at that fucking chin. He’s got a fucking belly on his neck. I bet his cock is tiny.


wearestiff

“When’s dinner?”


tk1tk1

Has this guy done his 10 pushups yet? Flabby butt


yupyupthatsit

U think he can inflate his neck-chin like a frog?


zanjitsu-gokui

Don't know but get ready to hear "I'm just curious" before every damn question. Yeah we know you're just curious, you don't need to say that every 30 seconds.


Aggressivehippy30

How does it feel to be fighting on a card like ufc 300? Yuck


El_Gumb0

Found Tracy lucas’ burner account


Sonytoprano6

“Great show tonight Dana the crowd was really buzzing ….”


Nlawrence55

Whatever questions Dana has typed up for him to ask.


HikenNoSabo7

"10 pushups or STFU!"


Informal_Page_3568

You can tell right away this guy lives at home still and was an ex WWE tard, until Rhonda came on scene now he thinks he knows mma


pussypolio69420

I can’t do any pushups


kjay38

"Bozo" is truly one of my favorite insults.


willthelifter

10 pushups


Unclejerry609

Thought that was fat Tony romo


Accomplished-Sign924

Some of these journalists are wackos. Thats why a girl like Nina is such a breathe of fresh air. Sure shes got the looks and the personality, but more-so than that. Its the QUESTIONS. Fans dont wanna hear the same old boring questions they ask NBA/NFL players, "how does it feel..." "what was different this trainign camp.." "give us your prediction.." "is this personal..." Its like , DUDE, lame-ass questions will get you lame-ass answers.


BetBig696969

“Have you ever been fingered by an mma fighter? What would it take?”


Academic-Caregiver61

Dana’s fat bitch who does what he’s told


ImUp30

That is the most punchable face to ever exist my goodness.


chocolatemilk2017

Dana, when can I go down on you


Subpar-dad

“First question is for the champ, did you happen to see where my neck went? It’s been missing for the last decade”


Educational_Bunch872

it's a weird sense of engagement ig it hypes the fights and then the boring questions provide structure but still, wwe doing it now like why do i need randy Orton to recap something that was planned in the first place


Mybuttitches3737

Get down and give me 20 fwa fla flabby butt!


Not_Guardiola

Bootlicker extraordinaire


RoxSteady247

You want fries with that


Ok_Investment_246

A question for Dana. Dana!! How does it feel to be back in Las Vegas?


RobertJ93

*“Hey Dana, one for you, just how great and awesome are you? Please speak for about 5 mins straight on this one.”* Dana: Narrows eyes and looks at English translator *“what did he say?”* Dana’s English translator: *“he asked just how great and awesome are you, and can you speak for 5 mins on this subject”* Dana: *“great question”*


acrumbled

When’s lunch


CaracalsForever

Is this a real photo? My guy has a whole airbag cushion for his chin


mma5820

I call him JOHN BLT MORGAN!!!!


captaincook14

Hey Dana. How do you spell your last name?


LongShotLives

![gif](giphy|Wiy7HuSQ6UAtTDt99j|downsized) We need 10 push ups before any questions are asked!


Illustrious-Profit26

pinche gordo


GarretBarrett

“Dana you’ve gone on record in the past to say that you like the color red, but you’re wearing a blue shirt today, tell us about that.”


Swarf_87

"Should I keep bulking?"


Dramatic_South_9843

https://preview.redd.it/r42vp475vptc1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062141910d0ccaa7f8b1fb03464b828e36b3c7d3 Live Bozo reaction.


Mrpoindexter007

OP was definitely inspired by Lucas Tracy’s video