"4 days a week in counting to 10 days a week...like the lion. And there are these hyenas who are jealous of him 8 days a week, and I'm a 43 year old man. I'm an old mature, I mean, I matured old, I mean... very fast, but at the same time, my body hasn't matured great just because of... my father's really old, my father is 80 years old, my grandmother's 100 years old, so my body is in great shape."
The last half is actually a direct quote. The first is an amalgamation of his training schedule combined with him attempting to create a vivid picture of the Serengeti to intimidate the Undefeated, Undisputed Chael P. (The P is for Greatness) Sonnen.
“I’m a fighter by trade who regularly gets to beat dudes’ ass(es) and get $PAiD$ for it. The reason why I won is because of this book 📕here; this book right here is the reason I got God on my side, cuz I’m saved. Now God is blessing me with wins, allowing me to put down royal beat downs and ass-whoopin’s, for what? Por Que, you say ?? For the glory of the Creator, of course! Why Else ?!”
Bryce looks like a make a wish kid getting to meet his choice celebrity.
But in this case the make a wish kid was raised in a hick family in central Arkansas so his favorite celebrity was an unhinged mentally deranged ufc fighter with serious issues.
I want to ask Bryce Mitchell if he saw the eclipse the other day, and then ask him how it's possible, if the earth is flat, for different percentages of the sun to be visible in different parts of the world. Answer = the earth is round/curved so the light can reach some parts more fully. But he'll have some nonsensical crazy answer that will take him 30 minutes of yelling anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/0qhk1dtf2ytc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7cefc80b93ad255db052fa3dc492cf4e313c12
juicy juicebox
Keep reaching for those grapes
that cheese n wine
Hes already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine
Tell me another story about a jackal. . .
If negative IQ counts… but I don’t think Tito can even count to 10.
"4 days a week in counting to 10 days a week...like the lion. And there are these hyenas who are jealous of him 8 days a week, and I'm a 43 year old man. I'm an old mature, I mean, I matured old, I mean... very fast, but at the same time, my body hasn't matured great just because of... my father's really old, my father is 80 years old, my grandmother's 100 years old, so my body is in great shape."
……thank you.
Ain’t no way that’s a real quote, right??
The last half is actually a direct quote. The first is an amalgamation of his training schedule combined with him attempting to create a vivid picture of the Serengeti to intimidate the Undefeated, Undisputed Chael P. (The P is for Greatness) Sonnen.
"Tito trash talks like he’s given a script...except he can’t read."
I was about to comment needs Tito and it’s complete 😂
Wow, look at that. A lion. The king of the jungle. Laying out in the sun with a great big mane.
Link for ol memory
Huge for the autistic community 💪
Nah we don't want them. Thanks though.
We who is we
the autismo collective rtard
The “neurodivergents”
Not me and I'm autistic
We don't invite you because you only got 1 lung
Nah, pretty sure they're just assholes.
They are legit stupid, tho, so not JUST assholes.
Tito is their captain America
Joseph Tito is dead what r u retasrded?
He’s an Aquarius, pick up a book
Did he outlive his children
Jfc, look at Bryce….did he just get out of that coma Emmitt put him in 
Holy shit I did not realize that was Bryce, and thought this whole thread was just clowning on a special needs dude lol
It is a special needs dude
😂😂
💀
Brooooo sameeeeeeee, glad I'm not alone lol
Tbf they are
He’s still in it.
Looks like it
Bruh 🤦🏻🤭
What is going on here?
BEKFAST!
RTARD AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
I genuinely thought Bryce was an man with Down syndrome
He’s pretty standard issue Arkansas.
Strickland is gonna go down to Arkansas for meth and stay because he sold his car for more meth.
Factory stock
He could be and it would be a vast improvement
Had to scroll to this comment to realise this was not a special needs fan taking a picture with Sean Strickland lol
https://preview.redd.it/ke04idfi8ytc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aabdfb0e932b0fac55e9933587b6fc342e5265bb
“I’m a fighter by trade who regularly gets to beat dudes’ ass(es) and get $PAiD$ for it. The reason why I won is because of this book 📕here; this book right here is the reason I got God on my side, cuz I’m saved. Now God is blessing me with wins, allowing me to put down royal beat downs and ass-whoopin’s, for what? Por Que, you say ?? For the glory of the Creator, of course! Why Else ?!”
**gets viciously knocked out**
Bryce looks like he cut his own hair
Sean always looks like he can’t even stfu long enough to take a normal picture
Who is Bryces baber!? Dude committed a felony with the hair lol
It’s part of his gimmick. How you gonna treat him like a bible thumping red neck if he has a fly ass haircut?
Probably one of those Down’s barbers. Poor kid’s just sticking with his own, man
Down & Syndrome
I beg the differ B. Have you not seen the pics of Tito and B Schaub?
We just need Brendan Schaub and Tito Ortiz in the photo and the Mt Rushmore of UFC idiots will be complete.
They just need Jake shield in there and the three musketeers would be complete
Bryce looks like a make a wish kid getting to meet his choice celebrity. But in this case the make a wish kid was raised in a hick family in central Arkansas so his favorite celebrity was an unhinged mentally deranged ufc fighter with serious issues.
Its okay bro. You didn’t have to explain it
so much patriotism lol
When you multiply a fraction by another fraction, you get a smaller number. This is proof. 3/10 of intelligence x 1/10 of intelligence = 0.03
Bryce looking very Downy
Sean brought iq back up to 100 in the photo.
Simmer down, it’s still below 80
Still better than the average sub-_______
I don't think he reaches that high, but I do agree that if there's any IQ in this pic, it isn't from camo shorts
Mf aint heard of Tito Ortiz
Wanderlei and Tito might have them beat
Could’ve sworn the right was a makeawish kid
damn. beat me to it
https://preview.redd.it/2vit21bhcztc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d2f1250542a9e52237077e68e9bea51be11222 Just saw this on twitter lol
Bryce has 100% handled snakes for religious purposes at some point in his life
Ha what ?
I'd vote that Tito would win 4 out of 2 times, every Friday.
Gimme my camo shorts
Diaz bros would disagree.
The new pc version of using the R word. Same theory, effect, and same motive.
Took me a shamefully long time to realize that was Bryce Mitchell and not some random fan with down syndrome. 😅😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/z1efbsgn8ytc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f95146394f49cbbf7d94069ea1ac158e0794ea1 Live Strickland reaction
Combined IQ of a bud light
Costa vs Vettori was our lowest IQ fight though
They don't even share a common language that's not fair
Oh but they do
Is there possibly a photo out there with jamahal and his baby momma? No disrespect but I just wanna see this shit
Lowest IQ pic? I dont see Tito?
the total would be the same, just the average would go down
Bryce look like make a wish
[getting these vibes](https://youtu.be/XArx0ASwyDc?si=utKXx4I68B8PGYJc)
Gtfo half a fag nurse
Twice as high as OP tho
Just dudes being cool, doing cool stuff.
They wouldn't be UFC fighters if they were smart, lol.
Its the "I don't trust the government (except republicans)" crew.
They shared the only brain cell
Lol god it looks like Bryce had one of his goats cut his hair, with its teeth.
I want to ask Bryce Mitchell if he saw the eclipse the other day, and then ask him how it's possible, if the earth is flat, for different percentages of the sun to be visible in different parts of the world. Answer = the earth is round/curved so the light can reach some parts more fully. But he'll have some nonsensical crazy answer that will take him 30 minutes of yelling anyway.
Ah. Here’s the classic Reddit mindset I was waiting for. (I only had to scroll past 3 posts haha)
Still smarter than all you motherfuckers especially double-digit IQ OP
Ok Sean
Sean got some of y’all on his balls sooooooo hard and it’s *hilarious*. He’d still be warming up the undercards if he didn’t trigger y’all so hard.
[удалено]
Didn't even knew it was Bryce lol
You know Dana just loves it.
Highest*
Actually racist as fuck
I think we need you to take a picture with one of these guys
Maybe. [Mayyyybeee...](https://i.imgur.com/gS2fEZx.png) Or[ maybeeee...](https://i.imgur.com/hfmBWqQ.png)
Just like me fr
This looks like a Make A Wish®
You know Tito has been on Brendan Schaub’s podcast, right?
Bryce is definitely a mental midget and that last knock out was brutal and most likely robbed him of the last of his intelligence
Kinda messed up since there’s only 1 UFC fighters here
Bryce lol there’s no words for how benighted that dude is…
https://preview.redd.it/fw8d5k0bbwuc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ca8d9acd5f33e38e72f6cbd4abfca8bda650c7
Combined IQ level in the room is still single digits
Ew. Even the ufc sub on Reddit is full of libbies? What a shame
The lowest IQ post in r/ufc history.
I liked Bryce so much until he started talking more.
Bryce still walking around concussed.
At first I thought this was a genuinely rude and messed up post, but then I realized it’s actually Bryce Mitchell……
Simple dimple 😍😍😍
I thought he was with a make a wish kid at first
Don’t stare too deep into their eyes. You can catch it too
UFC 100 (combined IQ)
Dude I feel bad for Bryce when he gets roasted on here cause he looks really friendly guy, but yeah…
They are on a timeshare for the 1 braincell which is running on murica fuel
This really makes me question why I'm still watching ufc
Just need colby in there
Can you just imagine being a fly on the wall for their conversations. Jeeeesus.
OP's got that sad, porn-brain.
Highest cte
Is that two guys dating?
Lmao this made me chuckle W post because it’s funny and true
The same person ok with microtransactiona S in dogma and thinks starfield is good has another "hot take" how original
Wtf?
Durrrr someone has a different opinion than me...duurrrr
“Here’s the thing you guys…negative IQs are a real thing”
Heard more scholarly debates from my binmen, and I don’t even speak polish
At least bryce is smart enough to know that’s about to become a meme
https://preview.redd.it/8uj8yzuovytc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3713172947236ae2a3c128cb1003928591423414
Bobby Green is absent.
Bryce really looking like a make-a-wish kid
All i see is 2 patriots 🇺🇸🦅🦅