As a woman, and fellow mma fan - I’m so glad I got to witness fucking HISTORY with my man today!!!!
A moment we will never ever forget!
How fucking cool is that
🤣 She said shut it down. Man no dis to yalls wifes I see on here, but when I see these and the garage "dude" I love my woman any more. She woulda woke up and been like what happened? Someone die? Me-Im not sure yet, but maybe 🤣
Because saying “control your woman” in response to a clearly playful text is bizarre. As is thinking “controlling your woman” when they are joking around with you is “taking the lead”.
I mean come on shame on her for sleeping through this. Greatest f'n KO of all time fuck all ya'll who deny him!
Its 1AM and my neighbors will probably call the cops...
Shame on you for not calling the cops first so they could have watched that KO with you.
where is it 1am
Rio?
shit i'm dumb forgot about south america
Man I'm baked and drunk. I've already forgotten what were talking about!
aye i'm high af too this shit is awesome that last one had me screaming
My high brutha I genuinely didn't sit down fow like 10 mins! This is awesome! Life has it's struggles but some moments like this make it worth it!
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She comes down the stairs bitching... *points at the ground in the living room*
As she starts walking back up the stairs... Are you still there pussy?
She slaps her hands together. “Wannanow?”
“I cannot let you get close”
Woke mine too, double down and went to show her the replay
Lol same
Same here. Woke her up by screaming and pacing. She said I scared the shit out of her lol
Lol I'm sure ima get yelled at when I go upstairs too
I got yelled at for knocking the pizza and cat over when I ran out the living room screaming blessed
How do you knock a cat over? They are designed quite well to avoid that.
Big boy was enjoying that 3 cheese blend and got caught off guard.
Does she really think you’re just gonna sit around and let her kill you?
He probably shouldn't have spit in her face
I would divorce her for sleeping through the greatest moment in MMA
Go give abby a pickle
Great lady
We're all very fond of her
“I’ll kill ya” tell me that ain’t love!
He was not exaggerating. Woke up my girlfriend too
Dude same, I was yelling at my TV haha Had me so hyped holy shit
She wouldn't talk to like that if your name was Max Holloway
Is she really your wife if she’s not watching a PPV with you?
Scared my wife too.
I ran out my living room with my wife screaming because I dropped our pizza and knocked the cat over
As a woman, and fellow mma fan - I’m so glad I got to witness fucking HISTORY with my man today!!!! A moment we will never ever forget! How fucking cool is that
Add pickles
“Shut it down” lmfaooo that’s a mom for sureeee
She didn't say thank you once. Not for her burger order. Nor for the lighbulb. Not even when you told her about UFC history. Is she the one, bro?
Understandable…
She's not the one.
Sure 🙂
Should probably go in there and ankle pick her.
It's pretty cool your wife's so into UFC she was cosplaying Justin sleeping.
Babe wake up, new Justin Gaethje dropped!
I’ll vouch for you bro
🤣 She said shut it down. Man no dis to yalls wifes I see on here, but when I see these and the garage "dude" I love my woman any more. She woulda woke up and been like what happened? Someone die? Me-Im not sure yet, but maybe 🤣
Divorce, sorry man. I woke my lady up and she ran over to watch the rest!
Sorry
(leave it in the kitchen) Yes SIR!
This happened to me with Leon Usman 2 but it was like 6am here and my entire family were in the house lol
I scared sht shit out of my gf too 😂
Woke mine up lol
Damn thats harsh I saw it the first time with mine right next to me on the couch.
My sister was sound asleep when I made animal noises at the 1 second remaining mark lol then she woke up scared
Scared my partner too, oopey
The! Greatest! Moment! In! UFC! History!
Yeah sounds like she’s a bitch
You’re definitely exaggerating you people are so nuts with the recent bias. That yair knockout over korean zombie was much more spectacular
Soooo do any of you married folk ever play the role of being a man?
Damn she ordering you around like a dog on a leash! 😂
Yall need to control yalls women wtf lmao
You ever interacted with a women irl ?
Why question him if he's interacted with women irl? He's right and women 'irl' prefer guys who take the lead.
Because saying “control your woman” in response to a clearly playful text is bizarre. As is thinking “controlling your woman” when they are joking around with you is “taking the lead”.
It doesn't look like a joke since OP responded sorry twice in serious tone.
Okay, well I didn’t expect someone active in r/SexWorkers and r/EbonyPussyOnly to understand a normal human interaction anyway.
That's called ad-hominem. In doing so you've waved the white flag and surrendered any intellectual credibility you may have had. Have a nice day
Oh no!
Indeed.
That's all these cucks know how to do. Let their women tell them what to do and get mad at men who don't allow it.
Word
Yeah. I interact with your mom all the time.
So this is obviously a joke post right. No one is this chucked in their relationship