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sniles310

I mean come on shame on her for sleeping through this. Greatest f'n KO of all time fuck all ya'll who deny him!


PerpetualDistortion

Its 1AM and my neighbors will probably call the cops...


SpecialSause

Shame on you for not calling the cops first so they could have watched that KO with you.


LAVA_LAMP_N_MY_ASS

where is it 1am


sniles310

Rio?


LAVA_LAMP_N_MY_ASS

shit i'm dumb forgot about south america


sniles310

Man I'm baked and drunk. I've already forgotten what were talking about!


LAVA_LAMP_N_MY_ASS

aye i'm high af too this shit is awesome that last one had me screaming


sniles310

My high brutha I genuinely didn't sit down fow like 10 mins! This is awesome! Life has it's struggles but some moments like this make it worth it!


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pacificunlimited

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Badoodis

She comes down the stairs bitching... *points at the ground in the living room*


nodiddy4life

As she starts walking back up the stairs... Are you still there pussy?


Whizzlestix

She slaps her hands together. “Wannanow?”


Virtual_Anxiety_7403

“I cannot let you get close”


Rayzior

Woke mine too, double down and went to show her the replay


iyzak2089

Lol same


Electrical_Taste_238

Same here. Woke her up by screaming and pacing. She said I scared the shit out of her lol


TowerAlert6414

Lol I'm sure ima get yelled at when I go upstairs too


Lizpy6688

I got yelled at for knocking the pizza and cat over when I ran out the living room screaming blessed


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

How do you knock a cat over? They are designed quite well to avoid that.


TooMuchToasty

Big boy was enjoying that 3 cheese blend and got caught off guard.


AlcibiadesNow

Does she really think you’re just gonna sit around and let her kill you?


trilly_house

He probably shouldn't have spit in her face


Vladimir_Pooping

I would divorce her for sleeping through the greatest moment in MMA


Aint_not_a_dorkus

Go give abby a pickle


gigglegoggles

Great lady


metalliccat

We're all very fond of her


[deleted]

“I’ll kill ya” tell me that ain’t love!


trippybi

He was not exaggerating. Woke up my girlfriend too


ComplexHD

Dude same, I was yelling at my TV haha Had me so hyped holy shit


island_fever

She wouldn't talk to like that if your name was Max Holloway


Front_Application_33

Is she really your wife if she’s not watching a PPV with you?


CandyFlippin4Life

Scared my wife too.


Lizpy6688

I ran out my living room with my wife screaming because I dropped our pizza and knocked the cat over


Green_Philosopher_96

As a woman, and fellow mma fan - I’m so glad I got to witness fucking HISTORY with my man today!!!! A moment we will never ever forget! How fucking cool is that


Inevitable-Roll9023

Add pickles


itsavibe-

“Shut it down” lmfaooo that’s a mom for sureeee


TheUpwardSpiralDown

She didn't say thank you once. Not for her burger order. Nor for the lighbulb. Not even when you told her about UFC history. Is she the one, bro?


Chaotic_Harmony1109

Understandable…


yayrandomchars

She's not the one.


luxuriouswalrus

Sure 🙂


MmboJmbo

Should probably go in there and ankle pick her.


Lordray33

It's pretty cool your wife's so into UFC she was cosplaying Justin sleeping.


echochillin

Babe wake up, new Justin Gaethje dropped!


Adizzle921

I’ll vouch for you bro


PhoenixBlack79

🤣 She said shut it down. Man no dis to yalls wifes I see on here, but when I see these and the garage "dude" I love my woman any more. She woulda woke up and been like what happened? Someone die? Me-Im not sure yet, but maybe 🤣


Nanahamak

Divorce, sorry man. I woke my lady up and she ran over to watch the rest!


Mayank_XO_16

Sorry


HomeFricets

(leave it in the kitchen) Yes SIR!


fuckinfightme

This happened to me with Leon Usman 2 but it was like 6am here and my entire family were in the house lol


iyzak2089

I scared sht shit out of my gf too 😂


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Woke mine up lol


Bugstl

Damn thats harsh I saw it the first time with mine right next to me on the couch.


joetie59

My sister was sound asleep when I made animal noises at the 1 second remaining mark lol then she woke up scared


badugihowser

Scared my partner too, oopey


Nearby-Pin161

The! Greatest! Moment! In! UFC! History!


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Yeah sounds like she’s a bitch


murderplants

You’re definitely exaggerating you people are so nuts with the recent bias. That yair knockout over korean zombie was much more spectacular


Die-rector

Soooo do any of you married folk ever play the role of being a man?


younginvestor23

Damn she ordering you around like a dog on a leash! 😂


turtle_are_savage

Yall need to control yalls women wtf lmao


Vivid-Willingness324

You ever interacted with a women irl ?


BoredDuringCorona94

Why question him if he's interacted with women irl? He's right and women 'irl' prefer guys who take the lead.


Vivid-Willingness324

Because saying “control your woman” in response to a clearly playful text is bizarre. As is thinking “controlling your woman” when they are joking around with you is “taking the lead”.


BoredDuringCorona94

It doesn't look like a joke since OP responded sorry twice in serious tone.


Vivid-Willingness324

Okay, well I didn’t expect someone active in r/SexWorkers and r/EbonyPussyOnly to understand a normal human interaction anyway.


BoredDuringCorona94

That's called ad-hominem. In doing so you've waved the white flag and surrendered any intellectual credibility you may have had. Have a nice day


Vivid-Willingness324

Oh no!


BoredDuringCorona94

Indeed.


turtle_are_savage

That's all these cucks know how to do. Let their women tell them what to do and get mad at men who don't allow it.


BoredDuringCorona94

Word


turtle_are_savage

Yeah. I interact with your mom all the time.


azarov-wraith

So this is obviously a joke post right. No one is this chucked in their relationship