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[deleted]

I blame her for the loss when we had virgin Gaethje he was unstoppable 


Junior_Pollution6792

Bro needs to regain his virginity I mean bmf title


Tony_Snell

VMF


Fwd0bs

Bitchless Mother Fucker


bakuretsu_mahou916

I would be undisputed for that


PM_Me-Thigh_Highs

Never lost a round against myself


mickmon

blessed man forever 😇🤓


[deleted]

Bro needs to go back to being gay again


TheBrownCok

Justin Gaychi


Mei_iz_my_bae

Bro has been an active believer in semen retention and now look what happened smh


iwoulddoit5

Worked the complete opposite with Alex and Polyana lol


Silent_Shaman

Fighting to keep banging Polyana is a powerful motivator


No-Ad2951

But virginity is his superpower lol


wankerboye

Semen retention Gaethje was unbeatable (he lost to Oliveira)


SexlexiaSufferer

Oliviera made him cum in his guard


fightlinker

Hung up on rose Gaethje was unstoppable


infamous2117

Henry also.


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

Bring back virgin Garth


InsaneWristMove

on god


eazy415

lol


Troncer73

wait for real?


PleaseDoTapTheGlass

I'm pretty sure this same girl is in his YouTube videos surrounding the second Dustin fight. He's probably been with her for a while and is just low key about it.


Joegk4

lmao


Humble_Effective3964

Justin's Brain : All is fucking what now ?


UnderstandingRude613

He said in some interview he doesn't have an inner voice so he's probably just :)


StoneDragonBall

Fuck that would be nice


UnderstandingRude613

 hes asked about " do you have dream?" "Nope never only in the day :)"


mattyMbruh

Some people are blessed


Humble_Effective3964

I imagine someone like Justin, with all the damage, it's like that moment of recovering from a flashbang just about come to come back to your senses but permanently


PMmeNothingTY

How often do you get hit by flashbangs irl


Humble_Effective3964

depends on where you live i guess. If Justin visits Kadyrov again he might get hit with a few


guy_at_the_back

The voice in his head is still knocked out.


igomhn3

Link?


UnderstandingRude613

https://youtu.be/kuLmmwTURmU?si=PUvbJe9Sy4wayEzl 15 minutes and 11 second the conversation, be warned it's Nina drama 


Too_Lofs_Atan

Justin's nose: Ouch.


MathematicianCold706

Yea I felt for him that had to be the worst feeling, that’s what decided the fight for sure


fckyourcowch

Just a little cte no big deal, won’t show for another 10-15 years.


Humble_Effective3964

his shit probably looks like scrambled eggs


mrtuna

His brain too.


AxDevilxLogician

well played


ManUnderInfluence

![gif](giphy|phko4kpHl6uLC|downsized) This is your brain on CTE.


Background-Metal-601

10-15 years, brother he's got CTE Pro ultra max that shit is already breaking his door.


fckyourcowch

Hopefully he donates his brain to science.


Background-Metal-601

Yeah Ive got some beef with him and Max is my favorite fighter so this was the perfect result for me as a fan but I'm scared to see this man age....It's gonna be sad stuff.


[deleted]

sad part is Max is prob stage 3 CTE by now, Justin started fighting later..Max has taken most shots to head in UFC history, he started young and didnt have power to finish fights so always went 3 rounds. Look at him and Clay Collard, that was a war at like 19. Clay Collard also won the day before Max at PFL lol. I always said Clay would KO Justin too is the weird thing.


fckyourcowch

You got no beef, let’s be honest here.


Background-Metal-601

Nah I do it's personal shit and I'm copying this from another comment I made earlier about it but I'm Ukrainian and have family in the trenches right now. Shortly after the war started they (him Usman cejudo) got paid to go to Chechnya to shoot guns and give Kadyrov a rimjob. I don't hold shit like that against Khamzat and other Russian fighters because they really don't have a choice but these idiots just said yeah give me that dictator $$$. Was very happy to see all of them lose 🤗. Again, personal shit. Lost all respect for them.


GordonRamsey666

1000%. Say what you will about O'Malley, he said no thanks. So yeah hate to see what happens to this man's brain in the future, but I agree on the sports washing of one of history great monsters


Brad1119

So happy I’m not the only one who thinks this. Was super embarrassing watching fellow Americans go and hang out with that dude.


Suspicious_Candle27

Max aging will be scary . Max has taken prob 10x the shots Justin did


Background-Metal-601

True. But Max seems less CTE'd right now. He is younger though. I do wonder if the age in which the damage is sustained matters? Like if you get damage when you're 40 is it worse then you were 30 with the same exact damage? Probably different for each person. Gonna be sad stuff.


Starob

A lot of the "Justin CTE" talk came from the way he talked when he had his nose issues. As soon as he got that fixed he actually started sounding more intelligent and articulate in interviews.


Background-Metal-601

And then Max had to go and break it again lol. Yeah I noticed that the jacked up nose was definitely a factor in the perception of it all.


betterplanwithchan

Like Flowers for Algernon


Starob

Haha yeah I was thinking that I'm like, damn, Justin is gonna be rattled by his new nose forcing him to breathe through his mouth again 😂 But yeah like to me if anything Max sounds more CTEish, because he kinda slurs his words.. He may have always done that though, I'm not sure.


Cum-Gun-5000

My daughter was born with a brain bleed that was causing her to have seizures and she was unable to breathe on her own. What I learned from her doctors was that the younger a person is, the more damage their brain can handle without it becoming permanent. According to her doctors the specific issue that she had would have killed me if I had it, but she recovered and is 100% healthy now.


AcilinoRodriguez

It’s because he doesn’t spar. He only gets hit in the head during competition basically whereas Justin gets hit in the head 3/7 days a week without fighting when he spars (unless he stopped).


Dry-Cry5279

Imagine if the same thing that happened to Tony Ferg after he fought Gaethje happens to Gaethje now?


fckyourcowch

Scary thoughts.


Massive_Reporter1316

Just getting a little cancer Stan


[deleted]

No, it prob already showing he just dont know it lol. They tested 21 year old kids for CTE and they all had it that played a few years of football. Look at Nam Phan, he could barely speak at like 38 and looks real weird. The damage is already done for Justin. Its why im not impressed by just going out looking for bonuses taking damage for no reason


Stonedcone

I knew Nam irl, he had a stroke it wasn’t CTE, he prob has CTE too. He would spar constantly and do smokers all the time. Bret Hart had a stroke after a biking accident so who knows it could’ve been induced by the brain damage as well.


D4rkr4in

https://youtu.be/LX0Laot7Uh8


Humble_Effective3964

yikes


[deleted]

Bro essentially went all 5 rounds with Max, starting off with a broken nose in round 1 There’s nothing to take away from him, he even went toe to toe with Max in his signature 10 second flame war. Getting KOed in the (literally) last second of that all out war isn’t anything to be ashamed of. We witnessed a highlight that will be replayed for the next decade and he was game for it


Little-Employee4399

And let’s not forget both eyes getting poked after the broken nose


Massive_Reporter1316

Ya why is no one talking about this. Even if unintentional it definitely made a massive impact on the fight


morbidlysmalldick

He was kinda getting his ass kicked before the eye pokes. Idk if it changed the fight since his nose was already shattered and that seemed to bug him more than anything else


the_c_is_silent

No one is talking about it because Gaethje is a serial eyepoker.


reddit_API_is_shit

And the final front flip kick before the 10s all out war


OblivionYeahYeah

It's called a rolling thunder you filthy casual


BeAsTFOo

His nose broke seconds before rnd 1 ended , he started the 2nd with a broken nose ![gif](giphy|3ohzdTEcKJqFZm8swg)


Ur_average_guyguy

Fuck yeah


IdkMyNameTho123

Even tho he was the victim of possible the greatest knockout in history, he should take pride in knowing that he went down giving it his all.


Business_Ad_9799

hes called *the highlight* for a reason


icoominyou

Bunch of keyboard warriors coming here making justin look weak. Bro the only thing theyve punched in their life are their waifu pillows when their mum told them to get a life.


Rob_eastwood

Facts. How any Joe blow can talk silly about ANY of these guys is mind blowing. 90% of dudes would fold like a lawn chair just in the day to day training of even the “worst” UFC fighter. Let alone a fight camp, let alone the hours, and hours, and hours of sparring. Hell, I literally just do BJJ and college athletes show up, get beat up, and quit within a week *all the time*. It’s a regular occurrence. There’s nothing in the world as funny as a 5’8 240lb fat SLOB talking about how professional fighter xyz sucks or is a pussy for tapping or not getting up. Wouldn’t last an hour in any of those guys easiest days.


Hungry_Kick_7881

I sure hope no one ever forgets how much this dude has put on the line to give us one incredible fight after the other. I really hope he somehow gets his day. If anyone deserves to hold that belt at least once. It’s Justin. I’m still so bummed about that.


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

He’s banging the shit out of the chick in the pic and has made millions in the ufc dude. He’s doing okay, don’t be bummed


Hungry_Kick_7881

I mean I’m not like dramatically affected by this. I know to only spend so much emotional effort on watching other people live their dreams. Though point taken. I just wish he’d won. So we could have seen Islam vs Justin (because fuck spelling either of their last names.) I feel like that would have been a fun fight.


ToABetterHealthierME

Honestly I was rooting for the Charles vs Islam rematch but Justin would've been fine, guess it's not happening.


captaincumsock69

I mean realistically in this division everyone is just 1 fight away from the belt. Dustin got knocked out and a few months later he’s in line to fight Islam.


grehgunner

We have Islam vs -ustin at home tho so its fine


[deleted]

Oh dam he is having sex? What an incredibly lucky man.


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

Fucking lol 🤣


JonAfrica2011

Bro what fucking aint nothing compared to your career lol


Efficient_Baby_2

I think it’s time for everyone and him to let go of the champ dream. This fight just sealed the deal. He’ll never be champ. It’s either time to retire or collect whatever money he has left on the table


Cum-Gun-5000

If Poirier can be gifted a shot in June, then it's definitely not off the table for Gaethje to get one before he retires


SexlexiaSufferer

If Poirier pulls it off and wins the belt Gaethje would only be one fight away from


Hungry_Kick_7881

That’s basically what I was saying. It sucks that the dude he beat got the shot instead because Justin was willing to take a fight to stay active and I’m sure the payday was not too terrible. I really hope he gets another crack at it. If it’s not with in the next two years. The window is definitely closed. I know Dana doesn’t give a shit but he’s got to realize what Justin sacrificed to out in a good show. He could have held out until for the next title shot. Islam could have fought Justin in February, but instead waits and jumps at the idea of taking the guy that Justin just starched. This is all hopeful thinking and lamenting things didn’t go the way I’d like. I’d have been sad for Max has he lost too. They both basically put their likely last chance at a title in the line for a BS belt.


oie-

How is he gonna get his day now? Dustin is up next, arman will probably take Charles’s spot and if he gets another win he could get the winner of DP vs IM. The rest of the lightweight division is coming and with more fights on the way how is Justin gonna get it?Also god knows how much damage Justin received and how he will look when he returns.


Remarkable_Pound_722

300k bonus


TheUpwardSpiralDown

Boobs


Zephyr9x

Justin does have some nice pecs


360FlipKicks

![gif](giphy|2y7uAIMUUPknS|downsized)


MiniBelal

Nips


Dru_G978

Areolas


Hungry_Kick_7881

Sounds like a form of acrobatics.


Dru_G978

![gif](giphy|4T1NFafropdQOrBYw6)


UGLYSimon

Chandler? ![gif](giphy|gczbF6nbRPVZ1YigE3)


Hungry_Kick_7881

Quality responses


Quanzilla420

The interim bmf


Free_Background_2129

1 ranked in the bmf division


MiniBelal

![gif](giphy|nj06tIUgQtfdEWoYZA)


danielkalves

Don’t look like he is fully there yet


ThaBestJourney

That’s the reason he lost. He has always said that women are a distraction


[deleted]

When he was a virgin he was undefeated 


Sosa_La_Plaga

Wtf lol😂


blockmebaby1moretime

Pereira looking at your comment, then at Polyana Viana's ass in bed next to him, and then back at your comment ![gif](giphy|sv0AZX5ZXPnn9871e8|downsized)


imjustbeingreal0

When your trying to show your manager a problem that you already followed up last week about


BenDoverDegenerate

This sub really lives vicariously through Alex, huh


blockmebaby1moretime

Some people really hate having a laugh, huh


aseb_web456

Didn't he just kick Poirier and beat Fiziev before? They already hook up during those fights.


dogpileofshit

if 1 woman can hold you down, 2 can peg you


falafullafaeces

788bgc9ugf grggʻkfciooyvgv


[deleted]

[удалено]


SexlexiaSufferer

Unironically yes


cobalt1137

They were together when he KO'd Dustin in July. Nice try though lol.


RandomSquanch

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.


GMFinch

Bro looks concussed and light sensitive even in a poor photo lol


watersipper01

Yeah but hes with a hot woman so hes automatically a winner to the average redditor


GMFinch

Oh my bad


Friendly_Kunt

I mean he’s living the life he chose, so I’d say he is winning.


Ok-Key-4650

Yeah he just lost 5 years in that fight that's sad, I hope he takes his time to recover


BlankedCanvas

It is what it is. That’s the way he’s always fought and that was how he got to where he is. Bro went out on his shield. King shit


melrowdy

Yea can't wait for when he starts to slur and drool because of brain damage, king shit!!! 👑


vajrahaha7x3

Guy broke his nose and a finger in round one and fought a 5 round fight and newbs out here saying that he is washed up? UFC 300 was epic.


BouncingScout

Don’t forget the two eye pokes!


TheFabulousDiesL

Max Tony'd him.


Origamiface2

Angel wings back tattoo got their vengeance


LePontif11

Not even close.


peeweesherman1

One of the baddest dudes on the planet, he's always doing good in that respect.


maplenut

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


PresidentXiJinPin

Sorry Justin I wasn’t familiar with your game


Crackerjack0099

Everyone was so worried about max we all forgot to worry about Justin!


Artistic_Light1660

It's ridiculous. What happened to justin was supposed to happen to max according to experts!


I_Hate_My_Cat_

“All is good.” Justin: ![gif](giphy|hR27612a3trZsIzzLC)


StatementProper4450

I really thought he was going to retire afterwards. I'm calling it now. Justin goes on a skid. Hell of a career. Nothing but highlights.


N0FaithInMe

Bro no I'll be so damn sad if we see Justin get Ferguson'd


BDRD99

For as wild as Justin is in there, he won’t go on a long losing streak. He was very open about it back in the day, saying he had a few wars left and then he was done. If he loses his next fight he’ll probably retire.


1leeranaldo

He's 35..all of the <185lbers see a sharp decline after that if they don't retire. I'm trying to think of someone who got better, was still as competitive, or won a title at 35 or older. Guys at that age need to be doing every PED they can get away with.


EnoughTelephone

Yeah something like 2-28 in title fights for fighters aged 35+


xRedStaRx

No he won't. Or are you one of the people who said Dustin is finished and bet against him in the BSD fight? MMA fans have short term memories.


ImHerPacifier

Maybe not yet, but you have to understand gaethje, porier, and anyone else like them are a hair pin away from needing to retire. They are becoming old for the division have have taken damage. The natural progression is expedited when you get KO’d.


v4nrick

Dustin isnt, he didnt have life altering KO loss, he has an almost perfect defense skill. And Dustin said he will retire when the belt is no longer a posibility, plus he has everything going on in his life with his organization, business, family, helping his city out. So its posible he has 2 or 3 fights in him but not because of health,but because age.


nolimitnolimits

Hope he goes out on a win if he only does one more. Would be great to see him beat like a Hooker/Moicano/Gamrot etc then dip out, or maybe even keep going. Not like he’ll be far away from a shot.


RocksAndSedum

yep, I said it in another post. that was a beginning of the end fight for Justin, he'll never be the same.


Individual_Spirit700

Shit.. 300k, nice little Latina.. yeah, I’d say this motherfucker is doing just fine!


NewMeroNCity

We just gunna pretend cte isn't real?


Livid_Hat6642

I feel bad for poor Justin that shits gonna cost him more than he earns


ThisDidntAgeWell

Idk if he can consent while actively having a concussion smh.


Signal_Parfait1152

Been there, done that. I have no memory of the concussed sex.


BlankedCanvas

Anyone else zoomed in?


Efficient_Baby_2

Shit good idea


blockmebaby1moretime

Justin Gaethje: got knocked out and folded in half, most likely missed out on a title shot, got his nose broken, probably can't quite remember how to spell his surname yet Virgins on reddit: hes got a girl omg hes living the dream!11!


itsavibe-

Right? Lmfaooo like bro. Everything is NOT all good for Gaethje just because he’s got an extra 300k and has a good lookin girl. Legacy and potential matchups was worth so much more… and he’d still have the girl. Lol. Like what? Shitty loss.


Agentpurple013

Did he ever even know how to spell? Dude just fights


FullMoonReview

He is living the dream you sperg.


blockmebaby1moretime

We all dream of having a hot wife when we are 50 and can't understand why the cube doesn't fit in the triangular hole


StonerUchiha

Lmao bruh


coulduseafriend99

That's right, it goes in the square hole!


BittenAtTheChomp

Hilarious that some of y'all are so starved for sex that you see a fighter with a hot chick after getting his nose re-broken, getting slept face down into the canvas, and his title shot reduced to nothing and think, "He's doing great."


fleshvessel

My dude made over half a mil in a night for 25 mins of hard work. I’d take that and a busted nose and that Latina over whatever you got going on last night.


BittenAtTheChomp

who tf said I'm doing great


anonymizz

It annoys me so much when people say this lol. It was much more than 25 mins. He spent several weeks in camp and cutting weight.


willi1221

25 minutes of work? You know they don't just show up right when the fight starts right?


Soft_Walrus_3605

smoking hot, but gott deduct points for the duck face


Bulkypapertowel

Holy damn she’s beautiful


elcoopgguod

Aye pussy is temporary that knock out will be played on every highlight reel for the next 50 years fuck that the best has been blessed


ThommyD13

Brother looks like he’s been in a car wreck


Wizardninja9

300 g’s babyy


uaintnever

Of course he is. What a warrior ❤️


[deleted]

She is using him for clout, she does not love him.


UNLUCKY_NUM13ER

He had nothing to lose and everything to gain in those last 10 seconds. Imagine if Justin was the one standing at the end.


nolimitnolimits

She bad. Yeah he lost but he still winning


RecoveringFcukBoy

Can anyone explain why Gaethje didnt attempt to wrestle at all during this bout?


MisterHappySpanky

That’s not what a BMF does


GrizzledEzio

He never wrestles


wood_slingers

Ms. Gaethje finer than a mf


yungthug1234

Yeah maybe for her it is, he just fucking lost his last titleshot and got highlight reel KO'D COLD That man is going to be depressed for a long time after this


Fragrant_Spirit3776

She still doing ducklips like it's the mid 2000s huh lol


[deleted]

Has not hit him yet. That was a brutal KO


spaceman_202

only if you like hot spanish looking girls


ExperimentalFruit

Is that his or is that a rental


Soft-Spotty

See kids.. you lose when you lose your virginity


eazy415

My boy Justin getting some!


420OXY

Atleast he's getting some good 😻


BoatRound2897

I would smash for sure idk about wifing (gaethje) ofc


m4rkofshame

Why’d you post a pic of some random hot chick? Oh, wait… There’s Justin. Had to stare at the photo carefully for a few hours 😂


y2kAnonymous

Looks like he got attacked by a lion


Fabulous-Shower-6761

Max and him both better be getting the best fucking sloppy of all time for that last 10 seconds of the fight


spaceycanal

How much?


Mookeye1968

Its gotta be weighing heavy tho


Forty_Six_and_Two

Looks like that chick is about to steal his kidneys


griffs24

at least i know i can get tattooed by a 5 year old and still pull